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morning

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:32, archived)
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(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:33, archived)

You rang, my lord?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:37, archived)
ace mullet
Gaz must have been swamped in poon
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:38, archived)
He had to wear oilskins to keep him dry from all the minge

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:40, archived)
he managed to bag himself drimble's dream woman

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:53, archived)


(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:31, archived)
^jel

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:50, archived)
that's awesome

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:50, archived)
im me

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:05, archived)
Gosh, Nick Cave used to look weird

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:13, archived)
Ever watch Johnny Suede?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:25, archived)

tch nked off
ohnn imm
ued avill
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:57, archived)
6/10

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:58, archived)
generous

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:05, archived)
must be in a good mood today

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:12, archived)
I didn't realise it was a competition

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:08, archived)
and it never will be, with that level of quality

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:09, archived)
and who made you the Post Quality Inspector General?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:35, archived)
that was me m8

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:46, archived)
makes a change from your usual preferences

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:50, archived)
Gets boring always being the letter box
sometimes he wants to be the postman.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:14, archived)

That Windy Pig is a loose cannon.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:34, archived)

cannon stool
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:35, archived)
lol poo

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:38, archived)
nah, he was right to do that

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:37, archived)
I can't help but think spaniel+loads of cash = orphaned son

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:39, archived)
hang on, if the lad's mum's alive then he's still not an orphan
SHUT UP RICHARRRRRDDD
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:39, archived)
murder suicide is the new trend

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:41, archived)
This is exactly why we need International Women's Day.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:51, archived)
when is panda awareness week, though?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:53, archived)
Today is world kidney day.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:55, archived)
but when is world spleen day?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:55, archived)
monday

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:20, archived)
i'm getting mine splejazzled

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:36, archived)
lol

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:51, archived)
he's a martyr m8, he did it for us all

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:50, archived)
can someone recap for the latecomers?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:52, archived)
spanishfly ruined it

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:52, archived)
don't be silly, his account was deleted several months ago

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:20, archived)
By Operation Yewtree.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:02, archived)
I don't think manolith has anything to do with that

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:08, archived)
operation poowee, more like!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:13, archived)
If you got up earlier, or we had another mod, someone might have saved my morning thread.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:19, archived)
that's a big if, my friend

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:23, archived)

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(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:00, archived)
that one looks pretty small on my phone screen
just like with the dickpics
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:20, archived)
morning m8

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:35, archived)
*secret handshake*

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:51, archived)
Proper morning thread
for proper people
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:41, archived)
anything else just doesn't cut it

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:51, archived)
phew what about that traffic eh!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:51, archived)

a i
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(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 8:59, archived)
Night of the Triffids was on the radio, recently.
Nicola Bryant was in it, which kept me happy on my drive to work.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:24, archived)
I googled her
she'm got boombs
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:38, archived)
I listenenened to that too
and was also pleased by Peri's accent turning up in a bizarrely good audio adaptation of a wanky fanfic.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 14:29, archived)
:(

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
hey, come on now
don't be like that
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:05, archived)
I just wanted to have a nice morning thread.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:33, archived)
Nothing ruins this messageboard quite like people posting messages on it.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:28, archived)
did you drink that old bottle of coke?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:10, archived)
Course

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:33, archived)
woah, deja vu

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:05, archived)
glitch in the matrix

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:14, archived)
actually, I've got a question for you
Do you use any effects plugins at work? I need to make some snazzy titles and shit.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:16, archived)
not really
as far as titles go, we have new blue titler pro, but i rarely have to use it. i've seen a few videos of what it can do though, it's pretty funky
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:18, archived)
cheers
My firm uses Camtasia for its videos, which is pretty wanky, and I'd prefer to stick with Lightworks but it's 400eur for the package with all the Boris effects.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:20, archived)
hadn't heard of camtasia or boris fx. to be honest, we're pretty limited here
i only know avid and avid related products
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:29, archived)
you corporate shill
also, flamboyant clocks
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:36, archived)
this is like code
al murray's oven
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:56, archived)
gorman's microwave

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 9:59, archived)
precisely

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:02, archived)
chowdry's snowman though

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:23, archived)
i wasn't the biggest fan of him before he was on TM
there's a few people that i have a newfound appreciation for, actually
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:37, archived)
I'd never heard of him before
but he comes across as psychotic
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:52, archived)
he used to do quite boring stand up, but he seems to have gotten better at it over the years
his approach to tasks is definitely the most mental. there's one every series
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:59, archived)
Is he the one with the routine about waiters offering you "dick sauce"?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:02, archived)
i dunno. never heard that before
he always used to start with 'what's happening, white people' and say bastard in an indian accent a lot
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:22, archived)
Sounds about right.
Indian accents are inherently funny to white people, though, so he'd be daft not to capitalise on it.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:35, archived)
I remember limmy on his webcam said something about that
he had comedians following him on twitters saying love your work and limmy said these people are nice enough but their work is shit.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:39, archived)
hey, sorry I'm late

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:10, archived)
it's ok, nobody missed you

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:12, archived)
make sure you stay an extra hour tonight to make up for it

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:12, archived)
Monolith dropped the ball and my morning thread was destroyed.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:19, archived)
I found the murder weapon
jelly.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=97190
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:24, archived)
I found the offending thread
turns out it was all just dull beakering, who'dathunkit?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:44, archived)
Is dull beakering
being ginger and saying 'me me me'?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:49, archived)
well....yes, sort of

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:52, archived)
And yet Richard still hasn't been banned.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:50, archived)
b3ta cliques have gone too far

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:51, archived)
I'll gaz manolith

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:51, archived)
that fucking prick
who does he think he is, eh?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:31, archived)
coulda gaz'd me.
no-one ever gazzes me with forum problems. they just moan on here and then say i'm shit

what i'm saying is that the forum problems are everyone's fault but mine
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:38, archived)
on it

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:41, archived)
thank you, netizen

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:01, archived)
Buddhist nasal cleanse

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:49, archived)
ur shit

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:51, archived)
he really is, I've gazzed him twice this morning regarding forum problems and have heard nothing back so far
might gaz him about this
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 10:54, archived)
unbelievable

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:06, archived)
Would you get some sort of notification if I had?
Or would we still have to wait for you to drag your hairy carcass out of your pit?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:39, archived)
light him up

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:45, archived)
Morning
Cutting it fine here
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:43, archived)
Barely

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:47, archived)
it's nearly not-morning lads
pull your fingers out and get a new thread on
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 11:48, archived)