haha yehwhats your favourite spice girl song
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:58,
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ROFL!!!!www.b3tards.com/u/93ddfffe9b9d9422fe92/hrnk.jpg
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:47,
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you used to need at least ten posts to get on the stats page now you just need one where did it all go wrong(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:05,
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what have I missed since I've been away?has there been any OMGDRAMA, or perhaps a smidge of LOLMENTAL?
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oh man, I think we could do with a good flounce(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:04,
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omigosh toys out of the pram much?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:56,
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stop picking on me its not my fault i've got learning diffuclitites!(, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
but i feel the need to explain my crippling awkwardness to strasngers to excuse how shit i am at the internet!its not my fault!
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your face has got looking at it difficulties(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:02,
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meh /bored cant even bully a manga posting troll away, and i aint got time to do it alone, anybody want in?(
mongychops, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:04,
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you should probs ask some1 whos been here(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:01,
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I like that one with the lyrics that could be construed as 'feminist' by someone who was deprived of oxygen at birth.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:12,
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"If you wanna be my lover, you gotto get wit my friends"I just assumed this was asking for an orgy
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:17,
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I always took "I really really really wanna zig-a-zig-ah"to mean "The Jews are responsible for all the world's wars and financial difficulties"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:20,
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i like that one where they took turns singing(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:21,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=huXh3M7bCs4
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:28,
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Haha, yeahBefore the kids started listening to them
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:41,
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I don't know what that isBut I'll laugh anyway. Haha! Good one Quentsie!
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well its gotta be wannabe or the one where they're in the desert throwing jagged discs(, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
That's about knobbing that is(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:33,
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condoms are used for knobbing(
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they put a condom on the stork to stop the baby from having AIDs(, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
I can't believe it's not Schmutter(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:47,
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I was gonna say mama but now this is my awnser.My Ma' once bought me Mama on single cassette when it first came out, it was £3 I think. That was a mistake on her part, because if you buy a kid a single or album, they'll listen to it over and over and over in the car... so if she bought the album, it wouldn't have been so bad on her.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:33,
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LOL!!www.b3tards.com/u/93ddfffe9b9d9422fe92/ohyeh.jpg
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:35,
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Change that to Lego men and that's Mono right there(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:43,
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I preferred the lunch thread if I'm honest(
Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:59,
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What are you having for lunch?But tell me in the form of a pun... err, I dunno. Film titles.
I Ham Legend (sandwich) with Cereal the Bar-barian
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:07,
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Christ.Erm...
(Chicken Tikka) S-lice Academy
Tican(of cola)ic
The Passion of the Crisps.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:13,
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Chicken Tikka Slice is a hard food to pun in its entirety.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:19,
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What's Eating Gilbert's Chicken Tikka Slice?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:28,
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I think that is cheating.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:28,
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I've decided I need a mixer now.6 or 8 jack plug inputs to a stereo phono output with individual volume controls. That's all. Sort it out for me.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:45,
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Also, I have no money to spend on it.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:52,
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I hear they're like antique vases and you'll get a better price for a pair(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:02,
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Cool.This'll do:
www.nevadamusic.co.uk/live-sound-dj/live-mixers/alto-zmx862
ta.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:43,
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fuck NevadaWhen I get my Les Paul I'm fucked if I'm buying it there
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:45,
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I buy stuff in there all the time now just to fund their persecution of cunts like you.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:48,
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Well if they don't want me to spend my money in their shop, it's entirely up to themGAK is way better. But further away of course.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:51,
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That's Nevada's main selling point for me, to be honest.I can have the thing I want NOW.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:53,
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In spite of being able to get things cheaper elsewhere?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:56,
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Nah, I'm good man(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:57,
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I have one with about 8 inputs and stereo jack outputsnot sure if it's got phonos. I don't use it and you can have it but I'm not going to post it coz I can't be bothered. It's near Reading. If you want it I'll take a pic so you can see what it's got.
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Three Dog Man, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:36,
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That's cool, man.But I'll get me mam to buy me this one www.nevadamusic.co.uk/live-sound-dj/live-mixers/alto-zmx862 for my birthday.
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i said me mam to sound northern like you(
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How is it that this NEVER gets old?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:32,
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Of Chicken Tikka Slice and Men(
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Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl of Chicken Noodle Soup(
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the good the bad and the pannini(
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SwimFantaSandwiches of Eastwick
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:38,
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Salami, myself and IreneThe Grapes of Wrath
Ewok Advetures: Caramac of Courage
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The Gay The Earth Stood Still.(
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Edd asked, I delivered(
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The Darling Buds Of GaySome Like The Bot'
Things To Do In Derrière When You're Dead
A Bugger's Life
The Turdy-Nailer
Star Wars, Episode IV, A New Homo
Rump Friction
Queer And Loathing In Las Vegas.
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The Only Way Is He-Sex(
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Queer Guy For The Jap's Eye(
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Star Trek III: The Search for Cock(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:04,
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Squeeeee! Willy!(
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Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lad's Arse.(
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Indiana Jones and the Arse Poo AIDS(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:12,
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Indiana Jones And The Temp Who'll Have CoonSoz. Not sure where I was going with that.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:14,
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The Dimple of Moon?Like bums and that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:19,
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Smokey and the Bum-Bandit(
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The Bad Nude Bears.(
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The QueenRaging BullQueer
Almost Anus
The Cottage
Down With The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:02,
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Battyman Begins(
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The Last Erection Of Christ(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:39,
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Pasta, pussycat! Grill! Grill!(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:59,
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Click on the speaker iconYou prick
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:07,
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ginster's chicken and bacon sandwich, a bottle of coke and prawn cocktail with tom cruise crisps(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:09,
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You Only Live Twice-fried chicken**may not be true
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:09,
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fuck off back to /qotw you bullshit bathing boring bellend(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:12,
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It's because of people like you that the other boards hate us so much(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:13,
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His alliteracy shames us all(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:17,
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I for one wish he was deadNo, not dead....just in dreadful and constant pain.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:18,
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Cancer-flavoured AIDS, perhaps?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:25,
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Or Cancer OF the AIDSIt's the only way to be sure
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:26,
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Doctor, last week I fucked a fish and now I feel terrible.Really? I reckon you've picked up a nasty dose of Herring AIDS
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:30,
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This sounds like three kinds of grease, with incidental meat(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:12,
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I like fishcakesMore news on this as it happens
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:19,
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Anyway, didn't you go away somewhere at the weekend?If so, how was it? If not, fuck you then.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:22,
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i did!we went to london, these things happened:
went to the union chapel in islington, which is a cracking venue.
watched charlie baker outstay his welcome as MC.
watched rufus hound ranting about religion and blowjobs
watched some fella called pat cahill perform a rap that ended with a dog being shot in the face
watched some female comic die on her arse (an aside, she turned out to be stewart lee's wife)
watched bill bailey being very funny
went to the bar, saw bill there and nervously shook his hand and said he was funny, which he probably already knew
ate pizza with the missus' family
watched avengers again
went for a nice walk
ate a huge roast lamb dinner
drank some lovely ale
another nice walk
came home
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:27,
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Blimey, sounds like a busy oneI REEEEAAALLLLY want to see Avengers. Finding babysitters has been a pain in the arse. Christ, I hate having children sometimes.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:28,
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only sometimes?have you seen iron man, thor and captain america?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:31,
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Of course I haveand Hulk.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:31,
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The good oneNot the baffling one with Nick Nolte and his weird poodle
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:35,
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i was just thinking of things you could do in the time between now and when you eventually get to see itaren't grandparents usually the reliable choice for babysitting?
alternatively, stick them on the trampoline and seal the net that goes round the outside. tell them it's a cage match
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:38,
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Not reallyLet this be a lesson to you all...kids ruin all your fun.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:40,
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Hmm...maybe if I do it as 'buyer collects'Cheers Drimble...that's just crazy enough to work!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:33,
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Stack all your kids vertically, put a big rain mac over them and sneak them into the cinema pretending it's one person.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:10,
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Woah, there's no way I'm taking them with me(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:13,
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this fishcake was specialwould you like to know how?
how deep does this liking of fishcakes go, two hats?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:22,
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WoahWell I DO like them an awful lot. Did it have a load of different fish in it?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:23,
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just two types of fishhowever, it had something unusual in the centre. care to hazard a guess?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:28,
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A Ferrero Rocher?or a Lindt ball?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:28,
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a fireball jawbreaker(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:32,
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Well it's hardly unusual then is itI dunno...some sort of herb/butter infusion?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:40,
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A quail's egg?That is pretty unusual. How was it?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:00,
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pretty goodit was from the canteen that sells stuff made by the catering students
fish cake with quail's egg in, bit of veggie lasagna and some green salad: 90p
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:34,
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90p?A definite plus side to working at a college
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:35,
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i knew there'd be a bloody catch......the times I've....
[gets cheque book out]
..you know if it wasn't for the...
[signs cheque, rips out of cheque book, hands cheque to manolith]
...There, now go and spend it on guns or quarries or whatever it is you spend your cheques for £25 on...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:36,
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Come on then, farty-legs.If you were doing a bit of a L. Ron, and making up your own religion, what would you want to include in it?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:13,
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I'd give everyone cakescakes laced with love
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:14,
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That is a nice idea.Where would these cakes come from? How would you finance their production?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:16,
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my disciples would pay me and I would use the funds to furnish them with cakes or sausage rollsor possibly a cup of tea or coffee and a bacon roll, but only before 11am as the lord commandeth
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:33,
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you say 'love'do you actyually mean 'jizz'?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:26,
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I poot castor sugar(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:34,
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and on the first day, the lord doth spake unto mmps "did you just crack off? forsooth! it smells like shit mixed with vom"mmps did lower his head and spake unto the lord "I say to you nay, Lord, for whoever so should smelt it doth indeed dealt it."
and verily was the lord a dirty cunt who blamed his expulsions on others.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:21,
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I'd have God speak normal.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:22,
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And God said to Tim, "Alright?"And Tim said "Yeah. Not bad. You?"
And then God was all like "Nah. Everything is well shit."
And Tim goes "I blame everyone with a user number over 30,000".
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:24,
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Fuck you, dipshit.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:30,
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Greasy-Dave asked God "Are you sure about all this?"And God said "Most of it. Why? Is something wrong?"
And Greasy-Dave pleaded with god saying "Yeah, manolith is a fucking bell end".
And God explained "I was trying to make a penis for a woolly mammoth but I accidentally spilt downs syndrome on it and it went wrong. Soz about that."
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:34,
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That is wholly untrue.How dare you misquote Me.
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:36,
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Fuck you, dipshit.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:37,
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Shit up a rope and catch cancer.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:39,
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fucking hell manolith, you ruined the god account :'(I DON'T BELIEVE ANYMORE, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:41,
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BEWARE FALSE GODS!!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:46,
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fuck that, he's not a sodding chav.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:24,
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And Keith asked God "Is it alright for us to eat eggs?"And God said "That's up to you mate. None of my business really. Eat whatever you like. I don't recommend steak tartare though. I had it once. It tasted nice, but I ended up crapping myself practically inside out. But that might just be me. You know, do whatever you like, I've got a shit newsletter to write."
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:28,
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Basically, I'm envisaging a newsletter based religion.So it's easy to make amendments.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:28,
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god sounds like dave from popular sitcom the royal family.I'd like god to sound like duncan ballatyne.
"Dear God, I'd like a bike for crimbo. I promise to be well good."
"let me tell you where I am here. I've been in this game a long time and the numbers just don't add up. I'm out."
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:34,
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Oh man.You could be on to something there.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:35,
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when i was a 'waki' college-student typeme and a friend did make up a religion. it was based on tables for some reason. it had a website and all. thinking back on it, it's all very cringeworthy
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:22,
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I had a table once that I sank three clocks into so I could call it my times table.Had them flush with the table top, like.
So you could still use it as a table.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:26,
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sounds pretty good. were they set to different time zones?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:27,
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Nah.I just shorted out the timing circuits so they span round really fast.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:29,
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Batteries lasted about two days.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:30,
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me and som efriends made up a religion while we were at schoolwe worshipped a deity called phil's dad who could play cribbage
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Cheers man.I am full of the joys of spring.
I wish I could have a heart attack or something and go home.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:46,
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You mean like this?en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lollipop_Chainsaw
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:37,
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no morgan freemanthat does look fun though
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:39,
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There would definitely be a large fee to join(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:30,
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As long as at least some of it goes towards the eradication of gypsies, I think that's fair enough.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:36,
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Two Pound Beef(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:38,
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Two threes?Six.
The end.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:41,
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Three Pound Spangolin's Anus(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:40,
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FREE BOOBS FOR ALL!on another note, I'm on the bus in to work, and have discovered that my reaction to seeing someone over the age of about 25 with one of those electricity/gas top up dongle things I instantly assume they're chav scum. Admittedly the bus to work is the same bus that eventually ends up in chav central, so I'm probably right. They were fat too. Might stab em up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 10:42,
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did you clutch the guardian a little tighter and mutter about the country going to the dogs under your breath?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:44,
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wow you are quite a snob(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:54,
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Nah.Anyone who's actually properly adult and still can't get a meter has something wrong with them. I'm with WP on this.
I've worked in the shops where these things are topped up. Over a certain age, it's only scum who have them.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:56,
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sure looks that way(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 11:01,
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We all are reallyIt's a sliding scale, but we're all snobs.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:05,
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This didn't get the recognition it deserves, given that it is a wonderful concept.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:28,
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Some sort of nice hat(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:49,
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You can never have enough hats(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:51,
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Where's my fucking bass, you beaver-disorder.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:57,
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Imma do it tomorrow morningI'll give you a shout about dropping it round.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:04,
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COOL, BITCH!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:04,
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I'll dig that guitar rack out if I can be arsed
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:05,
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That would be terribly helpful.Thanks, old bean.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:06,
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Mandatory bacon eating (
Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:50,
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I like bacon.I had bacon the other day.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:58,
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It's not as good as Caramacs(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:38,
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Couldn't someone start a pun thread?I like pun threads.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:33,
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I fucking LOVE a pun thread(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:35,
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and I just had a Caramacwell nice
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:35,
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mine's longerLOLOLOLOLOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:05,
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worth seeing in the cinema or wait until it's on dvd?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:44,
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Depends if you like seeing things in the cinema.put it this way, I'd go see it in the cinema again if I could be arsed.
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MONO!, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:45,
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I'd say it depends on your opinion of superhero moviesbut this is THE superhero movie. Also, loads of great action and Scarlett Johansson's bottom in a leather bodysuit.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:11,
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wow! thanks edd!your review made MONO!s one look like shit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:13,
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fine, his opinion of the film made yours look like shit.no matter what way you look at it MONO! edd makes you look like shit.
soz :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:18,
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HAHA! you're such a kidder.you're better than adam. Just, only just.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:22,
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Well, MONO!, I had a lovely weekend. Thank's for asking.On Saturday, amongst other things, I managed to take a photograph of a yellow wagtail.
On Sunday I hung a door with my dad. Or do I mean hanged?! Imagine that! Ho ho! No, I mean hung.
Yesterday my cousin came down from Scotland with his female friend. It was very nice to see him and she seems jolly pleasant too.
I wish it would be sunny for a few days, though. Also, I wish I had a part time job again.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:12,
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Yes. Very.I may injure myself to get sent home.
You?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:17,
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Does anyone know a good way to induce vomiting so I can spew on my desk?I've never been able to get fingers down the throat to work.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:20,
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put loads of salt in a cup of water and down it(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:23,
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I don't have any salt handy. I may have to bring spewing supplies in tomorrow.If this one works, it is good because I can drink a cup of water at my desk without looking like I am trying to induce vomiting.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:27,
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for now, punch yourself hard as fuck in the bollocksthat should make you spew.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:31,
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you clearly don't want to go home that badly then.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:34,
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I've never spewed from getting punched in the balls.And I get punched in the balls a lot.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:34,
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okay, what supplies are around your desk or around the office?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:35,
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I dunno. Stationery and that.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:38,
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fuck it, just look all ill and then go to the bogs and pretend to throw up.you know what? you're a grown-up just go home.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:43,
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I might just punch someone.I'll probably get sent home then.
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MONO!, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:42,
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If only there was a blade left lying around somewhere. I could give myself a decent gash on the arm, blame them for leaving a blade lying around and insist on leaving to get a tetanus shot.Which would make me feel poorly so I'd have to go home to sleep it off.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:44,
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Orcut someone else take a photo of it say that you got cut and have to go home.
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MONO!, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:46,
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I could look up photos of wounds on the internet, print one out, glue it to my arm and say the fucking butler did it and I need to leave.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:48,
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or use a red pen and colour in your armthen say you left the lid of the photocopier open and it gave you sunburn because you're one of those dark-skinned albinos.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:51,
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I don't think he can, he seems to want to do it wakki style.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:54,
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Well, it's always better to get sent home rather than walk out.Innit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:57,
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just tell them your not well, if you're really stuck then just shit yourself.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:58,
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Bullshit.How are you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 8:48,
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a little tired, But only got a 3 hour day today, so it's no big deal. What did you do over the weekend?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:03,
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Saturday I played with little girlsSunday I went to the cinema to see TWO films
Monday isn't the weekend so I'm not telling you because you didn't ask.
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MONO!, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:05,
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[predictable paedo joke](
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:08,
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I'm not aware that you've ever made a joke.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:23,
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Maybe you should start reading my posts then, instead of just mashing the keyboard with your overweight digits.(
MONO!, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:07,
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good mor-foetid-bumhole-haddock-ning, windy pig.i have a chicken tikka slice in my bag
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:53,
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wanna go to slimbridge and look at birds and snuggle?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:05,
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Yeah.Where's slimbridge?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:07,
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www.wwt.org.uk/visit-us/slimbridge/visitor-information/
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:15,
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two hours and forty minutes away.Is it good?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:23,
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it's fucking ace.we could stay in one of the hides overnight and watch the badgers in the dawn glow.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:31,
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aww that sounds awesome!can I come?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:32,
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sure, always room for more.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:33,
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Not really.I think more than one b3tan means it's a bash.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:51,
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Maybe when it is warmer.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:55,
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Lazy weekend really.There was video games, making a video for my YouTubes and I saw The Avengers for a second time, which is the first time I've watch a film in the cinema twice.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:50,
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animations, music videos, sketches, whatevers(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:00,
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NahAt best I'm slightly known in certain circles
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:09,
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I know who you are, And I was in a stone circle yesterday. Freaky huh?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:18,
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where? was it Avebury?(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:22,
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Rollright, in Little Rollright. I got to have a go in a microlight, it was terrifying.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:32,
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did you finally sacrifice that stupid little fucking dog?mind you, not many gods would be impressed with that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:23,
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The dog had a wee on one of the stones, we had to leave when some filthy crusties showed up and started chanting poetry at the sky. fucking cunts ruining a nice pretty hillside for those of us who didn't take too much acid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:35,
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fucking hippies.you should have muttered mean things under your breath while throwing them disingenuous smiles.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:40,
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I scowled mumpso, scowled!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:41,
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that'll fucking show those cunts!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:43,
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I overheard their convesation, and one of them was called Treehorn. He looked like a cross between Janet and a Walrus.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:46,
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I'm surprised you didn't try and jump the sexah mofo!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:53,
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i heard you have been comissioned to make the video to a song of rap sensation Tiny Tempura.confirms? or denials?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:56,
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I can neither confirm nor confirm(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:00,
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it's all just endless, mono. endless.and every day on here is mono and baldmonkey groundhog day. I might go on a killing spree.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:55,
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how will you kill?I'm going to say you'll use your saggy milkers like a flail and batter people to death.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:57,
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I'd want a machine gun.I want, and I may have said this before, I want to stride down Portsmouth's Commercial Road with a machine gun shouting "GUILTY!" and shooting people.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:00,
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for some reason I imagine you singing three blind mice while you pull the trigger and carve a path of destruction"SEE HOW THEY RUN"
this probably says more about me than you :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:03,
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I had a dream once about this. The A-Team were helping me.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:06,
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imma waterboard you with Irn bru, jocky mcJockstrap.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:07,
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is this supposed to be a punishment?water would be more effective, with no sugar in it I'd probaby crack in seconds.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:08,
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I'd love to go on a killing spree but, ironically, I don't have the balls.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:58,
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Me and baldmonkey make this a better place.We should be knighted.
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MONO!, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:06,
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Do you have any crotchless knickers?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:08,
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All her knickers are crotchless.Due to erosion.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:10,
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it's high tide at janet's crotch!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:12,
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malformed leathery labiadestroy the delicate gusset
of waxed tarpaulin smalls
which are anything but small
- Wordsworth (extract from The Stench Of Defeat)
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:16,
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Or corrosion.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:12,
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I heard, now bear in mind this is just a rumour and I have no proof of this, right, but I heardthat once she was sitting on a chair and she stood up, but due to the suction, she lifted the chair up with her.
Don't shoot the messager, I'm just repeating what I heard.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:16,
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shit! I heard this too!it's also why they call her spiderwoman, cause she can climb walls with her vadge.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:20,
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I heard that this one time in P.E. at school she was climbing a rope, and when she wanted to come down again, she slid all the way.And the next person to try climbing it ended up with chemical burns on their hands and a smell of rotting flesh that wouldn't go away.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:21,
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no that's the perforated eel.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:25,
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no. I prefer the element of surprise.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:12,
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as in "holy fuck it's looking at me funny!"(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:14,
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You know that bit in Alien when the alien drools and the flob hits the floor and starts dissolving it?Well, that.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:18,
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or in predator where the predator roars.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:19,
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I looked at some photographs on walls then did a cycle then ate some crisps(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:40,
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flavour?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:42,
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It never ends with you, does itAlright Mono
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:46,
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There he is.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:47,
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Here he comes.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:48,
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A bloke in a van cut us up on the motorway todayRan right across the chevrons and made us swerve into the fast lane. Heart beating fast. Adrenalin high. Need a cup of tea. Brb.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:49,
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Get over it, you nancy.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:51,
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you should have kicked his cunt off.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:54,
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You lot have ruined itWhat else was better, back in the day?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2012, 5:49,
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Penny CarmelsThat actually cost a penny. 1d to be precise!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 8 May 2012, 5:51,
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So you could get a whole pack of smokes for 20p?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2012, 5:58,
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Nah, modern benzine-based accelerants make the process much more efficient(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2012, 5:59,
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that's my whole point, they're burnt to a crisp before I reach the vinegar strokes(, Tue 8 May 2012, 6:00, archived)
moaning about how stuff used to be better.people just don't know how to have a good whinge now.
and children's tv, it's well shit now.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 6:54,
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I haven't squeezed one off to Blue Peter since Konnie Huq fucked off(, Tue 8 May 2012, 7:02, archived)
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 7:09,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 7:31,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 7:45,
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That isn't true.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:01,
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good for you, it is shit anyway, this alright thread is ruined, i'm off to kill myself(
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:37,
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here, click this, it's a porn linkwww.youtube.com/watch?v=yioVmqlt2Fk
(, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
Before you kill yourself can I have some tips on how to fix my immersion heater?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 May 2012, 0:09,
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Oh you,think the thermostats gone I'll have to pour the kettle over myself tomorrow.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 May 2012, 0:23,
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right, that wont be it, is there electric going to it?(
mongychops, Tue 8 May 2012, 0:36,
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fish is wrong, hairy food is wrong, hairy fish is the work of the devil, burn him(
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:43,
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does one of jimi's songs start with a slap bass? i think i like that one, but then i'm all over your jimmies(
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:46,
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what's that one that the red hot chilli peppers did haha those guys are so cooldid you know one of them did heroin i think it was the singer?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:06,
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there was a singer? just sounded like loads of shouting to me(
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:10,
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hey i think you're thinking about rage against the machine,similar stuff but a bit "heavier" if you know what i mean?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:11,
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was that the band where the bloke went missing, jumped off a bridge or turned up in x files or something(
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:14,
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na that's feeder, similar but a bit more "melodic" if you get my drift,one of them died i think
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:26,
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i'll never understand this heavy metal music, they all look the same to me(
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:28,
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you should ask gonz, he knows a lot more about it than mei listened to one album he always goes on about, semisonic, i dunno it all seemed a bit deep for me
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:30,
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it's just a lot of shouting and screaming, there's no tune to it, it's just a load of noise(, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
i like jamie t's one with the girls singing in the back(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:55,
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I only click food links, this is never going to work(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 May 2012, 23:13,
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you're right, i'm off to kill my horrible, then myself(
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:37,
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no wait, there's a top film on later, Elektra on film4, well worth staying alive for(, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
seen it, and always google her everytime i see it, and now she munts, :((
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:41,
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mictoboy.co.uk/other/better.mp3
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:37,
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bugger, i spent literally minutes on that, and now mongy's offing himselfi feel we could all have done more. we've let him down when he needed us
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:39,
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Just think of the icons.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 7 May 2012, 21:41,
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a little grey pixelled cheery tomato(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:43,
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We'd get a coulour one for mongy, surely?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 7 May 2012, 21:47,
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the colour ones are rolled out on festive occaisons like christmasare you saying you'd be glad if mongy died?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:51,
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this alright thread has took a sinister turn for the worse in mho(
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:52,
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neps is showing a side i hadn't expected(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:53,
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His funeral is going to be a right good one.Hopefully there won't be any protestants there trying to harsh everyones buzz.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 7 May 2012, 21:55,
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hang onmongy's a left-footer?
fucking hell
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:56,
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You're showing us a shocker of a side now too, aren't you you cunt.Fuck off with your sectarian shite.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 7 May 2012, 21:58,
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gladlyi'm not hanging round here with a bunch of papists
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:59,
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I'd be happy that we knew him and had him on our forum, even just for a short bit of his long, long life.We are blessed people.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 7 May 2012, 21:53,
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terrible backpedaling from a terrible person(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:55,
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i not really black, i was just born with rhythm and a big cock(
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:51,
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i think everyone should download audacity and provide a sample for my funeral, that would be fucking shit, or epic, i dunno, i'm nigh on dead(
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:42,
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i started planning my funeral a while agothen i figured i'm not actually going to get to see it so fuck that
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:45,
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that is lovely to hear, i'm glad, i'll die better for it(
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:40,
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http://x-bangbrosnetwork.bangbros1.com/gal/mc7839-3/p/spewie/
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:42,
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alright mongy(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 7 May 2012, 22:00,
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Oh yeah, forgot that.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 7 May 2012, 22:02,
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Ah man,this is a sad end to a holiday weekend. I hope that a good day at work tomorrow picks you right up again. This board could always use a little more joy.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 7 May 2012, 22:07,
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i dunno, search ella fitzgerald it's alright with me mp3fucking hell
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mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:51,
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Alright mongy!You had a good bank hols?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 May 2012, 23:21,
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Cool...night all.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 May 2012, 1:22,
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Pun thread?In tribute to THIS, tell me some medically themed songs.
'The Leaving Of Liverpool Care Pathway'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:19,
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Or Cardio-Gram Parsons(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:45,
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Joy Division - Colonyrrigation(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:31,
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The Cure - Close hysterec To Me(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:32,
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:28,
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Stairlift to heaven(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:29,
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laser tatu removal(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:31,
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Get Up I Feel Like Being A (Dialysis Machine)(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:34,
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while my goitre gently weeps(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:35,
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dream catheatre(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:35,
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electrocardiograndma we love you(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:37,
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There Must Be Angina (Playing With My Heart)(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:38,
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Hip-Op is Dead(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:38,
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lavage garden(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:40,
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Crazy Charley Horses(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:42,
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wake me up when my septum distends(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:56,
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anything by Heimich Manouevers in the Dark(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:56,
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vas deferens does it make - the smiths(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:01,
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Here She CAMHS Now(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:09,
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I was watching the telly at the gym, and something called 'Click' came onsome sort of 'technology for credulous idiots' type show but anyway they did a piece about ghostery www.ghostery.com/ so when i got home, i installed it.
i've been using adblock for a while, but this appears to be one step up. i recommend giving it a go
pricks
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:58,
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Based solely on your recommendation and not because of the BBC's Technology for The Hard of Thinking I shall give that a goThanks mictoboy. Thictoboy.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:02,
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the next slotwas about why computers sometimes crash. for fuck's sake.
and the presenter's eyes were far too close together
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:06,
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I saw a review of an extension for Firefox and Chrome.That was basically a little animated web of where all your information gets sent and who they were.
Cant remember what it was called though.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:03,
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yeah i saw that, but as it was only mapping the info, rather than doing anything about it, i couldnt see any value in it.that was quite a long subject line
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:06,
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collusionaddons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/collusion/?src=cb-dl-users
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:06,
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Whenever you're ready.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:07,
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Fat fingers + iPad = 1 minute delayPls wait...
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:08,
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fuck your browser addonfuck your gym
fuck your something called "Click"
fuck your recommend giving it a go
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woah woah woahi did call everyone pricks
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:15,
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I just had to wash my hair in the kitchen sink as the bathrooms out of actionIt felt very wrong.
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magnum, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:14,
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you can restore your karma by cooking an omelette in the bedroom and having a shit in the lounge(, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:15, archived)
bored of that nowI like films about things exploding and zombies getting their heads cut off and a bit of tit and a sword fight, what's the best films about things exploding and zombies getting their heads cut off and a bit of tit and a sword fight? You can't say Carry On Up The Khyber.
alt: African bum diseases, how do they work?
pricks
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Are you a person or just some sort of script written by a bitter ex-/talker?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:43,
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strikethroughgold
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:46,
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Nah, we come here to read about your imaginary parrot.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 15:22,
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whoop whoop god damn truck live with mah dad squirrel mentally ill !203948df(
fatpoof, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:53,
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This is Gilgy:www.imdb.com/title/tt0960890/
Or maybe this one:
www.imdb.com/title/tt1642252/
alt: voodoo
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 15:07,
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dunno, im not in to that sort of shit, ask /bored , they do zombie harry potter stufdAnd Africa was infected by the cia with aids, the Jews paid for it to
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mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:11,
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I thought God did it.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 7 May 2012, 15:12,
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earth is just a big dull forum to god, he should do an alright thread(
mongychops, Mon 7 May 2012, 16:01,
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Wasn't that what The Bible was?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 16:25,
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Oh.I thought that Bible meant alright in ancient raghead or something.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 16:31,
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Nah you're probably right mongy.Otherwise Amen would probably translate as lol.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 16:37,
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Coastal erosion is the wearing away of land and the removal of beach or dune sediments by wave action, tidal currents, wave currents, or drainage(
avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:43,
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I only watch them for the rocket shoes.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:56,
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Michael Conlan used to play half-forward flank for Fitzroy(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 May 2012, 16:14,
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I might watch Dead Snow tonight.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:31,
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Strikethroughs are fiddly on the iPad but fuck it. Here goes. (
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:05,
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is it safe?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:27,
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yeah' man(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:30,
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I'm at home on a weekday, all be it a rainy bank holiday, and I can't remember what I came upstairs to my computer for.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 7 May 2012, 14:30,
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A porn-powered wank,obviously.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:43,
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I'm at work and I'm sneezing my arse off with hayfever.GRUMP.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:42,
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That's not sneezing.Or hayfever.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 7 May 2012, 15:02,
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I just finished reading Why I Killed My Children by Lester Fede.You?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:32,
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Writing Quiz.Bored.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 May 2012, 9:32,
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promised my son we would get a honey badger.regretting it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:34,
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Were they just really, really annoying?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:38,
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I've got an I spy book of internal organs(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 May 2012, 10:33,
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That's how Jack The Ripper started out Eely(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 11:09,
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I finally got hold of a copy of Clive Barker's Abarat book 3, Absolute Midnight.But I've given up on it for now, as I'd forgotten who some of the characters are and I'll have to re-read the first two books for it to make sense.
So tonight I'll be starting Malcom Pryce's latest Louie Knight book: The Day Aberystwyth Stood Still.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 10:36,
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less to feed(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:17,
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if you only killed half of them you could feed them to the other halfthough you'd probably need to continuously breed to keep it up
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:01,
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Do you think a new born baby could feed another child for at least 9 months?(
magnum, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:08,
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I can't find anything out about the calorific content of a babybut I found someone suggesting an 80kg adult contains around 110,000 kcal and a baby weighs around 3.5kg so maybe around 4000kcal. A new born baby requires 600kcal a day so it would last nearly a week.
For nine months you would need to feed a baby around 40 other babies.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:20,
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I DEMAND someone test this.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:21,
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this is going to spawn a whole new series of 'how do you put a baby in a calorimeter' jokes(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:27,
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I have been reading 'The Yellow House' which is an account of the time Vincent van Gogh and Paul Gauguin spent together in Arles.I have learnt that Gauguin used to sign his personal letters 'P Go' which if said aloud is the same as the French naval slang for penis, 'pego'.
penispenispenispenispenispenispenis
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spesh., Mon 7 May 2012, 14:10,
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i got mugged last monday. I had my face punched and my bag and possesions stolen.I found the culprit trying to sell my ipod on craigslist. A swat team is going to smash in his door tomorrow. :D
Tell me your equally thrilling craigslist related detective stroies about the time you caught someone who had mugged you when you were walking home late at night.
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I
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 May 2012, 2:08,
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Why involve the police?Why not just administer a shotgun to the nuts yourself?
Boring. I'm out.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 7 May 2012, 5:16,
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Fuck it, I'm not typing all this out againb3ta.com/questions/witness/post121538
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2012, 6:46,
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Was the nudity for shock value?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 7 May 2012, 8:41,
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Poor bastard probably thought he was gonna get bumraped.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 8:58,
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What do you mean "thought"?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 9:08,
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I'm guessing "no" The LOVELY TINY Spangles.I'm guessing it was because Grrry and his brother were fully intending to show the culprit ANAL VIGILANTE JUSTICE!
'Ning.
*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 9:11,
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oh man, you should paint SWATBATMANREVENGEMOBILE on the side of your accord.you should totally chop his head off with a ninja sword.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 7 May 2012, 7:39,
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Needless to say, he had the last laugh.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 8:58,
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while shagging some supermodels.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:03,
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and taking MASSIVE drugs(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:05,
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I wish /talk was as cool and popular as qotw :'(man, those crazy cats seem to have all the fun.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:11,
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This is like that time someone nicked a pint of milk from off my doorstep so I called in the SAS and they took him out with a combination of attack dogs, nerve gas and sniper rifles.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 8:54,
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why did you let him off so lightly? (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:03,
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I was in a generous mood.My dad's pretty high up in the MoD, so the guy's lucky I didn't just have a nuclear airstrike called down on him.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:04,
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How do you know it's your iPod?I've never been on craigslist.
I am at the office at the moment and the office next door had a bit of a flood during the rain last week. Sadly the manager didn't want to remove the carpet hoping it would dry in situ. After 3 days of the door being closed and the heating on it stinks, and the carpet is still wet. Windows and doors are now open a text sent to the boss.
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magnum, Mon 7 May 2012, 8:59,
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Haven't got any.I've never been mugged.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 9:09,
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Being cupped is much nicer. :)(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:11,
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*never been mugged fives*(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 May 2012, 9:12,
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a group highly trained ex-army types tried but I kicked their assbefore speeding off in my accord to seek out more opportunity to dispense INTERNETSJUSTICE!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:14,
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I've not ever been mugged.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 May 2012, 9:11,
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Pffft.'Ning The VIOLENT Emm Emm Pee Ess.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 9:13,
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ning stuj.I can't help it, it's in the blood!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:15,
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It's the Irn Bru mumpsy.:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 9:19,
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yeah, that and the heroin.I like to have mine in my porridge!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:21,
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Deep-friend heroin porridge. (
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:22,
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aye cut it wae a wee bit a salt and it's a rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrare treat.HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:25,
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And the Buckfast, nae doobt.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:22,
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buckie makes me mucky!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:26,
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Mucky-mucky,five dorrah?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:40,
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*Never been mugged fives*'Ning The AWESOME Win Pig.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 9:12,
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Morning St. Uj, hows the world of Brize Norton today?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 May 2012, 9:14,
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Fairly quiet.The only phonecalls I've taken so far are from pilots wanting to golf and barbecue and that.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 9:18,
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I assume you told them to stop being a bunch of lazy goo for nothing losers, and demanded they do a cross country run for their insolence?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 May 2012, 9:32,
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Goo for nothing?Pah, I pay for my goo with my own hard-earned cash.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:42,
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I'm watching deadly 60 right now and just promised my son he could have a honey badger as a pet.anyone know where I can get one?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 7 May 2012, 9:31,
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bored of that nowask me anything about parrots
alt: ask me nothing about parrots
pricks
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Describe the plumage of the Norwegian Blue.(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:56,
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aren't their squawking noises really annoying?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:58,
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see, actually nobecause he shuts up when I'm in the room then squawks while I'm in the kitchen
and he sometimes makes parrot orgasm noises
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hahyeah that'd put me off my dinner a bit
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:03,
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Does having a big fuck off budgie make up for a lack of real friends?(
Ibstock, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:01,
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it's probably only worth eating the big ones(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:03,
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yeah, like one off those big new zealand ones, bet they are nyommy(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:20,
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i think you have confused what i ment there, not your fault sometimes i dont explain myself properly, i ment which parrot would be the most satisfying for human consumption, but your answer is fine, thanks(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:05,
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do chicks dig parrots?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:12,
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form or fibre?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:21,
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Cockatiel knives or Macaw Machetes?(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 7 May 2012, 0:16,
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I know this, it's because of a lack of a decent jungle pharmaceutical distribution company(
broadsword w⚓, Mon 7 May 2012, 1:11,
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alright giggleswhat do you do when the parrot gets a bit, y'know, frisky?
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 7 May 2012, 0:39,
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alright buntleclurterI was watching that shit boring X Files film just now, god I hate Gillian Anderson so much
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I went through a post-contracting phase where I sat around in my pants watching 9 series of the X Filesshould probably get a medal or something I reckon
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 7 May 2012, 1:04,
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I've never cracked one off over a gentand don't call me scully
ho ho
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 7 May 2012, 1:22,
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Things you're shit atI bought some fish on Wednesday. One of them has died already, poor token spent most of yesterday spazzing at the bottom of the tank and finally turned upside down and floated to the, well into the filter where he got a bit stuck and it might have been messy.
The others appear undaunted at the loss of the only black member of the group.
I am clearly rubbish at having even the simplest pet.
What are you shit at?
Should I worry that my fish are racist and bullied poor token into losing the will to swim?
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did you cycle the water before you put them in?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:13,
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YeahCaptain splishy, fingers and kitten are quite fine and enjoying a game of hide and seek in the plastic barrel
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hmmwho knows, sometimes fish just die. Especially if you get them from Pets at Home, apparently. We had a Big Orange Fish who ate the smaller ones, lived for years alone and died just a couple of weeks ago. Noble Big Orange Fish.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:22,
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Fish are cuntshave them all battered.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:29,
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MODS!!!!11!!!1!!!this post is brought to you on behalf of mongychops
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vladimir, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:49,
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I know the oneI think we bought fish from there too. Not superfish though. Wyevale (on the way to Banstead) is much better for fish :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:24,
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I tend to find most fish I have bought from chain shops die easilyGo to a more specialist place. Sometimes fish are really shit though.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:13,
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my tea is always fantasticLike some sort of warm and soothing ambrosia
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thats sounds like how i make itpeople just say that i make it too string
(, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
nonsenseThey're just shit.
Get some new people to drink tea with
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i like this ideaim going to sit outside with a pot of tea and invite people to sit with me and drink tea
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CheersI've been crouched in these bushes all day waiting for you
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ive been busy sorry, ill leave some biscuits on a plate by the bushes for you
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I think I've spotted your problem hereknitted tea just makes people more thirsty
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:35,
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Are you that tall rugby type bloke who I meet a few years ago? 'cus if you are, you should be swimming in it.How about me and you go out and I'll go off with the mate who drew the short straw?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:31,
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thats meand that is a great plan, we could just go back to their place and in the morning make ourselves a hearty breakfast from the contents of the fridge. so we get laid and a free breakfast.
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Deffo, and we could leave a fiver by the bedside table, if they don't react, don't say anything, if they do react, just laugh and go "Oh bless you hun." and pocket it.OH OH OH OH, I'll leave a tenner and you leave a twenty note.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:42,
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When you say 'flushing' you mean 'using'? WINK.I'll rummage to find the shoe-box with the photos instead of shoes in it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:47,
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hey balders!I been out for a walk today and seen swallows and coots and some eagle bird thing, might have been a buzzard but he flew off before I could get the zoom lens on the camera, cunt, some small chirrupy birds that I didn't know what they were and heard a owl who was like 'woo-woo' an I was like woah an he was like 'woo-woo' an I was like woah and a woodpecker who laughed at me hahahaha so I punched its fucking beak off and anyway it made me think of you, not just because of the birds but also because I went along a bit of the North DOWNS way, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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spesh., Sun 6 May 2012, 19:47,
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HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:50,
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I hung a door.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:52,
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Did you see my picture of a yellow wagtail. It was well cool.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:52,
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was that the picture with the rabbit in too. i liekd dat pikcher.(
spesh., Sun 6 May 2012, 19:55,
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nah. that was a greenfinch.the yellow wagtail is the one that looks like a stretched canary
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:56,
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oh right, then i haven't see the picture of the yellow wagtail, no, but i liekd dat pikcher of a greenfinchi seen a pied wagtail today too, forgot that one.
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spesh., Sun 6 May 2012, 19:59,
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I might go sit in my garden and see if I can photo a bird now.it's at the fucking top so you mustve baldmonkeyseenabird.wordpress.com/
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:01,
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I've got a good picture of a yellow wagtailwww.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/yellow_wagtail.jpg
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vladimir, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:18,
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will i regret clicking on that? is it a picture of you waving your jaundiced penis vlad?(
spesh., Sun 6 May 2012, 20:22,
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let's face it, if it is that, aren't you going to regret NOT clicking...?(
vladimir, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:26,
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no.or yes. i don't know. there were a lot of negatives in that sentence and i'm tired and confused.
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spesh., Sun 6 May 2012, 20:29,
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I heard a chiffchaff but did not see ithere ends spangolin's bird news
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:25,
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Cool.I just been sat in the loft and the grey heron gone by the window but I was too slow to get it in flight with the camera but i did get it sat on the fence.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:35,
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does your loft have a toilet?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 21:16,
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i should make it clear in the interests of transparency that i changed my mind and sat in the loft instead(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:36,
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I shot at a seagull with an air rifle once.I missed.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:12,
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is that where Wife sends you when you're naughty? PAUL! GET IN THE LOFT! NOW!
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spesh., Sun 6 May 2012, 21:12,
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I am shit at suggesting names for your fish, clearly you took up none of my quite acceptable suggestions
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vladimir, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:37,
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I'm shit at having sex wtih Michaela Tabb off the snookernever managed to do it
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magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:10,
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Fuck him up Ronnie, fuck him up.They don't chant that. They should.
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magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:18,
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I love you CarterOh let me get my knickers down
I-I-I-I love you so much
I can't shit-t-t-t-t t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
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magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:26,
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Pretty good sub thread you've got going herebut time for some Driver San Francisco
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magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:29,
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I'm backstill no-one wants to join my sub thread. Bed time.
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magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:26,
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I'm a shit boring forum user with nothing to add to this thread.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 20:49,
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I can't think of anything I'm shit at(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:54,
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how's your swahili?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 21:00,
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I've no idea, I've never tried(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:03,
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Jambo, assanti sana?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:08,
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Hakuna Matata(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 21:12,
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So my tatto says =)Although I stick to the fact that I know it from when I holiday'd there as a child; before the film came out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:18,
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I'll just sit at the bottom of the threadand wonder why the fuck I should care about any of the pointless shit you wrote.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:05,
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hey mumpso, You good?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 21:07,
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all safe here pigster. You?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:09,
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cracking chief, absolutely cracking.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 21:13,
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I went to a stone circle today, It was in a really pretty valley, and quite a nice place, but some hippy cunts had left flowers everywhere, all gone all mouldy and horrible. Why do they feel the need to cheapen such a prime spot with their half stars offerings. If they're serious I wanna see blood.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 21:23,
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flower murdering cunts.when the triffids come they will avenge this disgrace!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:25,
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triffids? where?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 21:27,
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fucking everywhere man!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:31,
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Ez Geeze, you safe?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:19,
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I certainly am Gonz.you alright?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:24,
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Not bad thanks, not bad at all. Just woke up from a nap.I should go to bed or something
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:56,
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bored of that nowI've bought a bass guitar today, I bet none of you worthless shits have bought a bass guitar today have you?
alt: slap bass solo
pricks
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nah, i didn't buy one, but then i dont really understand why someone would continue playing an instument when they are clearly inferior to proper musicans(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:13,
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I think you're the only sad prick alive who still wants to do Seinfeld impressions(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:13,
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I've played it for 4 hoursnow my fingers hurt
I might throw it in the bin now
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I bet you did all sorts of stupid gurning faces and imagined you were in Primusyou daft twat
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:21,
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You have to link to that because you've never found out what your sex-face looks like(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:45,
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Like he'd ever turn up here again(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:38,
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Where do you stand on the issue of fretless basses?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:35,
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the same as with lackadaisical trout ololol(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:43,
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perforated eel?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:00,
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this sounds like an extreme multiple prince albert(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:07,
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this onewww.nevadamusic.co.uk/bass/bass-guitars/ibanez-sr5005e-prestige
it's shit. might burn it.
seen any birds today? i ain;t
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:30,
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short scale basses are for cuntssemi acoustic basses are for cunts
short scale semi acoustic basses are for the worst kind of pig-fondling knicker wetting cunts
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so man city eh, you can come and have a look at charltons trophy if you want, it is shiney(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:33,
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yeah, how about them spending half a billion quid to equal Blackburn's record in the premiershipmoney well spent
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all about winning tho aint it, if it was about not spending money it would be a rubbish idea, what's wrong with you? do you have a brain tumour? sorry i didn't realise, x(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:38,
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i hope chelsea whi the champions league and tottenham are in 4th spot, just to piss off the jews(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:41,
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it is a tough call for me, i hate germans, but i dont like chelsea, i hate russians, but despise jews, i can only pray they all die(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:48,
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loads of magpies in my back garden, i chucked loads of out of date garlic sausage on the lawn, try doing that(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:36,
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I bought two. Also my faggy cousin is on the semi finals of that shitty talent show tonight.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 17:29,
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is he the guy ith wings?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:41,
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what bass guitar is it, you fat ballbagI've got a Marcus Miller signature Jazz.
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fatpoof, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:32,
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the other month or so i ate an entire bargin bucket to myself, i felt dirty(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:43,
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Are you a leg or wings man?I just like the skin to tell you the truth.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:15,
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i just eat it, never noticed any difference, all tastes like chicken to me(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:20,
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ive been to nandos every friday for the last 6 weeksim not fussy ill eat either
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i blame people in work goingand me being weak and being unable to say no
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I've never beenbut I won't rule it out. I'm looking for somewhere to go to lunch tomorrow (it won't be a nandos though)
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magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:14,
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never seen the appeal of nandosit's spicy chicken and chips for..£20 a plate.
Why not go to Abdul's Dodgy Halal Fried Chicken round the corner and eat yourself sick for £4
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fatpoof, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:50,
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because im weak and follow the crowdi might visit miss millies later
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the things that aren't chicken are nicestthey do a really good halloumi and mushroom wrap which makes me sound like an insufferable cunt but I did work in Shoreditch so it might be true
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:02,
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i do not know, nor do i care what the fuck that is, i've probably been told before and my brain voids it(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:07,
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squeaky cheese and big mushroom in a wrap(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:09,
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halloumi is awesome, full stop(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:12,
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Yeah, I bought one with FIVE necks.And a fucking WALL of amps to go with it. And at the end of the song I smashed it into the amps, and went and bought one with SIX necks. And a BIGGER wall of amps.
Frankly your poverty SICKENS me Gilgy.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 17:33,
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Can you play that Wonderwall song?I like that one, "Maaaaaybe Baaaaaybeeee AFTER ALL, wonder waAAAAAaaaaaaLL"
Proper heavy metal that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:14,
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nahI'm left handed, it's a palaver
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:00,
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a paLAEVOr, you say?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:06,
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I had to look that uphow clever! :D
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:09,
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It's the last afternoon of my nine days off workWhat should I do to bring this awful laziness to a conclusion?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:58,
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Call in sick to work for tomorrow.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 10:59,
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Fuck thatI'm a whore for money. I want the great fat piles of cash people pay for an hour of my services
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:00,
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Watch the classic 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper film They Live.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:03,
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This is open advice to the whole forum.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:09,
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I have seen this film, and can confirm that it is a masterpiece of cinema.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:11,
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Wow.Just wow.
b3ta.com/questions/hoarding/post1608167
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:40,
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I see that a drug abusing amature porn starlet's agreed with him now badge.Cue a bazillion white knights telling the rest of us that he's not a bullying prick and /talk are MEAN etc.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 14:36,
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OH GOD WONT YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP OK OK OK I'LL CLEAN UP THE FUCKING FLAT OH GOD, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO LIVES HERE AND I'M STILL GETTING CRAP ABOUT IT.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:19,
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Alright Stooge? Hows it going?You know what, I donno what you do. I know there are some army bases and weather ballons involved, but donno anythin' beyond that.
Do you do the facebook thing?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:44,
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I mostly do as little as possible gonz.My official job title these days is Forecaster Support, but I still go by Observer.
I do weather observations which are sent to Air Traffic and the squadrons and to Exeter as part of the worldwide network, colour in weather charts, prepare briefing packs for crews and sometimes brief them if the forecaster's out of the office or busy, lots of little adminy things, and when I'm in the Falklands send up weather balloons and edit the data from them.
b3ta's the only social type site I use.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 15:58,
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And I'm off OUTSIDE to my enclosure now to wash my screen and change my wicks.:D
Later chap.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 16:00,
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the 'cripple fight' in south park was modelled on the fight scene in they live(
manolith hooray for me, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:12,
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That makes sense.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:14,
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Damn straight.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:23,
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i like it when they timmy and the other lad join 'the crips' thinking it is a cripple gang(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:15,
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Damn good choice of film there Jaction.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 11:26,
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Haven't you got some rust to find?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:03,
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IT'S ALL GONEI'm masking up now, but I used the wrong tape and it all came unstuck
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:06,
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So bodywork wise you're on the home stretch?I'm having some shiny new chrome delivered next week. all I need is a front grill, ad some tyres that aren't bald and then I can finally take the thing to a car show.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:07,
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Oh yeah, mask up, wipe down, then I can prime the fucker(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:14,
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I need to touch up some paint, it turns out after a winter in heavy rain, a previous owner just sprayed the roof with a rattle can, and it's come up all bubbly and rusty and horrid. foolish people.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:16,
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what a wankercan you spray yourself, or get a 'shop to do it?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:19,
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I have managed to find a friend with a garage that he doesn't use, I can use it if "I clean it out myself" I have yet to go there, so I don't know quite what a task that is going to be. It's a double garage, so plenty of room to work. Not done anything other than touch up work before, but I'm up for giving it a go.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:23,
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drop me a PM if you need any specific helpit can be daunting the first time.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:26,
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cool, I'm going have to do the whole car probably, the stuff i've got for touch up is OK, and with a bit of work can blend it so you don't notice the patch, but I'm fairly sure doing the whole roof it will be fairly obvious it's a different colour.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:30,
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Sunday afternoon booze session.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 11:04,
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now that's an idea.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:06,
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I know you're going to hate me for this stujbut I don't really drink.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:06,
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Grrry, if you don't drink you are a polefail.EVERY Polish person I know drinks more than me.
And I drink A LOT.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 11:26,
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yeah, I just have a beer or a whisky in the eveningI haven't been wrecked out of my mind for about 8 years now.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:27,
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MOO FLIP(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:17,
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if i wasn't on my phone, i'd be drawing a cow doing a backflip right now(
manolith hooray for me, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:35,
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I've imagined it, and it is glorious.
I was looking at where to go for a day out today, and turns out pompey is only an hour and a half away, I'm not coming today, but now i know it's closer than i thought, I'm gonna kill Baldmonkey.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:37,
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killing baldmonkey is listed as a recommended activityin the lonely planet guide to portsmouth
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:42,
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If you kill himHe will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:02,
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Uddertaker?Jake The Steak?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:01,
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Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 May 2012, 12:34,
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I went there last autumnThe girlfriend spent ages peering into the foliage of a tree saying "look, look, a red panda, I can see its ears, it's hiding on that branch!" and then it hopped down and turned out to be a fucking cat.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:17,
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Does Poland have Piers?A nice walk along the prom, then ABOVE THE SEA
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magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:19,
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Go to Lodzthat sounds like LODZ of fun.
POLAND PUN SUB THREAD
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magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:22,
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it's pronounced "woodge", rendering your joke a load of shitand Lodz is a hipster haven.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:25,
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you sir, are a genius.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:37,
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No doubt it's pronounced Lidl or somethingRendering the genius down to nothing
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magnum, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:43,
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I've clicked it, fuck Grrr.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 11:45,
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I'd love a Morganmy granddad drove the 1953 Monte Carlo Rally in one.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:33,
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have a lazy wank and don't clean up after yourself.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:39,
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we got hostiles closing in on our position, who's still fighting with me?(
mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 3:34,
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Is this the latest installment of Live From the Lake?Because if it is I'm not sure that I'm comfortable with this plot development.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 6 May 2012, 6:56,
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If this is our call to arms, count me in(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 May 2012, 7:17,
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ALWAYS mongy.Who're we fighting?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 7:32,
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Well, yeah Grrry.Got to train them to defend themselves in case Sutcliffe ever gets free.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 7:46,
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FUCK YEAH, daka daka daka GRRRRRRRRR boooooosh phhhhhhhhhhhEeww EEEE ORRRR EEEE ORRR BOOM.I could only half sleep last night and I ended up smoking an most of a packet of fags in the last 12 hours and my throat is really saw now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 May 2012, 8:06,
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they'll have to chop me up into little bits before I will surrender, I'm with you mongy(
vladimir, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:06,
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I'LL FUCKING SLIT THEIR THROATS THE FILTHY CUNTS.Morning all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2012, 10:40,
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