Cool. Everyone's upset about Rubik's Cubes now.What if I were to say "I like circles."?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:07,
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CIRCLES ARE FOR CUNT HOLES YOU SHIT(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:10,
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you should know, you MASSIVE DISEASE RIDDEN FOETID CUNT(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:11,
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FUCK YOUnah, you're alright you are.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:19,
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Apparently, the amount of times I've been to theme parks in the past year I would normally have spent £800amazing huh.
and apparently I can get people tickets this month for £15.
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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:18,
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I used to be somebody I used to be a contender:'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:12,
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no, I'm sorry MONO! there's too many holes.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:14,
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Is Mono too fat or needy to be doing this hipster 'look at me I'm buying something from the 80's' shit?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 May 2012, 7:57,
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HEY BADGER! GUESS WHAT!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 7:58,
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he is better than all of us because he uses b3ta ironically, he told us before(
mongychops, Tue 15 May 2012, 7:59,
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I'm better than all of you because I'm not self righteous like the rest of you.(
MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:01,
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even when you are telling us how much better you are than us(
mongychops, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:02,
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yeah, you're self-wrongeous, now fuck off(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:06,
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Looks to me like a couple of chaps are jealous about not buying Rubik's Cubes today.Tell you what, add them to your Amazon wishlists and I'll treat you both.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:01,
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You're welcome.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:04,
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It's not a "hipster" thing or a "retro" thingThe missus bought a little keyring cube at the weekend and couldn't solve it so I did it for her and enjoyed it.
So, I'm going to get a proper one and learn how to solve it, it appeals to my obsesive compulsiveness.
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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:00,
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I was doing one round at my parents' house the other day. What a coincidence.I was proper struggling. Then mum told me my youngest son had peeled all the stickers off and she'd just stuck them back on willy-nilly. So, yeah, I genuinely was considering getting a rubik's cube next pay day.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:04,
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I looked up instructions online.Cause I genuinely wasn't getting anywhere, and I really like the whole formula thing to solving them, I'd like to learn it.
I saw a video of a guy solving it in 28 seconds BLINDFOLDED.
that's just sad though, I also learnt that people lubricate their cubes so they can solve them faster, that's sad too.
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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:06,
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aren't RC's from the 70s?by which I mean, weren't they already tedious shit before Mono was even born?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:05,
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Nothing, I don't purchase things I don't need.I am doing seven hours on Catenation, Elision, Assimilation and Intrusion though.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:05,
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Do you need the broken down car in your garage?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:06,
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I'm going to bet that 99-100% of the things you own aren't strictly "needed"(
MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:08,
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I bet he has more than one cup.The fucking cunt.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:09,
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more like a reubens sandwich!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:08,
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don't mind me,i'm just posting before the Mono! and Baldmonkey Show starts.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 15 May 2012, 7:24,
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S.O.S.Stupid Obese Skank.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 7:57,
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smashin'.Might go for a pint.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:23,
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Fucking right Mongy. Some cunt decided to shit the bed five minutes before knock-off time. Selfish wanker, keeping me out the pub like that.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:34,
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goo to an rspca shelter and take a dog for a walk(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:36,
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do they let you do that?!(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:42,
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no, nor can you go to a foster home and take a child to go and see a live sex show in mexico city, mad aint it(
mongychops, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:52,
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it could be worse
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mongychops, Mon 14 May 2012, 23:02,
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I think the one round here has set walkie o'clocks every weekthen when they trust you, you can nip in and take a dog out for lunch or whatever.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 23:40,
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all safe here, you alright mongy?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:49,
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all good mark, coop seem to have ignored me so i'm stealing from them now(
mongychops, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:51,
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don't let the bastards grind you down!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 23:08,
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Have you told them that you are stealing because if you haven't then it's not really any kind of revenge that will change things.I'm all right, despite a spectacularly bad day at work. You?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 14 May 2012, 23:09,
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exposure wont help me, i will continue to be covert, cia trying to kill mework eh, shit innit sometimes, people on here seem to talk about foood, glad you lef that out, i love you neps
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mongychops, Mon 14 May 2012, 23:15,
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There's go to be a Mission Impossible plan where you have both the co-op and the CIA thinking they're chasing you when they're really chasing each other.I'd like to see the CIA brought to its knees by a bunch of hippies from Rochdale.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 14 May 2012, 23:20,
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think so,i'm off to bed so cant chat
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2012, 23:19,
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tapping into the alright thread, here(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 15 May 2012, 6:12,
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Anyone know where I can get a new graphics card, this evening?I mean physically get possession of it. I want to stick it in a computer tonight.
Anyway, what's up. Did I miss anything?
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WormuIus, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:53,
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buy one from a shop four hours ago(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:58,
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When I first played WoW in 2005 the sixth disc of 6 had an error on itwhether it was a production problem or a scratch or whatever, it refused to install.
I ended up buying another copy the next day, which didn't work, and eventually Spangolin posted me the CD.
Then...well. Three stone heavier, no degree and a lifelong wary eye on Blizzard multiplayer games.
Says he who considers himself 'proper good' on EVE Online, making enough in-game currency to buy in-game time cards and play for free.
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:04,
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I'm still playing WoWno-one ever wins
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:16,
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I have a years subscription to that thing but don't even have it installed.(
WormuIus, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:17,
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Diablo 3 was/is going to be my last forray into gaming.Say, spangles. You're a tech-savy Londoner. Got a spare graphics card lying around?
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WormuIus, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:18,
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Just asked creewe don't, I'm afraid.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:20,
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Are there no PC World shops near you open for the midnight sale?Somewhere that sells both might be your answer.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:22,
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You are a nubletbut equally, Blizzard should not have put an error up when there was not a problem.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:06,
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I was about to start to play Catabut never got around to it, met Steve and had a Proper Adult Relationship instead.
I am not impressed with the new Kung Fu Panda expansion though, christ.
I'll keep my memories of Elwynn Forest. I could nostalgia about Azeroth that much I could get teary for chrissake.
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:23,
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I didn't like Cata.My main is still only lvl 83, I never reached the level cap. The new expansion does looks a bit stupid too. AND they've fucked around with talent points again, it's unusable now.
Vanilla WoW was miles better. And more difficult. And more entertaining. Whippersnappers don't know how lucky they are mumble mumble etc etc.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:26,
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We had mounts at level FORTY. And they were so expensive nobody could afford one. Earning a paladin mount?! It was a set of quests beyond your bloody imagination.
I did get Rivendare's Charger on the first time I did the instance though. Solo. Fuckin' geddin.
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:29,
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I KNOW the warlock mount was just as hardseeing someone on the firey one, you knew they'd worked their balls off. You had to spend weeks getting attuned for Onyxia.
Now there's no attunement, you get given both warlock and paladin mounts as talents, and everyone's riding a fucking dragon wearing purples. AND the starting areas are so linear and full of cutscenes you might as well be playing FFX.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:31,
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If Steve wasn't so strongly against tattoos, I'd have one to remind me of the great times I had spent on itand how it's shaped my outlook on life, games and attitude to stuff.
But as he's a Keeper I'll allow him his wish :p
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:34,
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hahthat rankles with me, but only because I am of the opinion that tattoos are self-expression, and if you don't like them, you don't like me.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:35,
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Aah, Elwynn Forest. I can still remember the first missions at Northshire Abbey. For a paladin it gave me the grounding I needed
to begin to understand the Light and the evil that was plaguing the land.
Then forays into surrounding zones and cities hrough the whole game even with the Explorer achievement when Lich King came out. I was genuinely proud and pleased with that, I'd seen the whole game's land by foot, hoof and air.
CHRIST SPANGLES LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO. LOOK WHAT I HAVE TURNED INTO.
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:28,
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Blackrock Mountain contained the hardest dungeons known to Man. Level 60 was a serious, hardworking achievement.
God I miss it.
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:32,
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jesus was it really 2005 :/(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:34,
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I reckon you could do it again by next weekTake a few days off work and have a go
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:35,
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In all honesty - you probably could, with how the game's mechanics have changedYou could probably do 1-60 in 5 days, 60-70 in a long weekend and 80 not too far after that.
Admittedly 'back then' it took yonks. Back in MY DAY.
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:38,
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yeahI've got to lvl 40 in about... 10 hours of play? Plus you get a freaking mount at lvl 20.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:40,
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That's not fair. THAT IS NOT FAIR. I took a whole evening with a friend to get from 39-40 in, oh god where was it
The marshland next to the blasted red place with the first portal to Outland. Can't remember the name. Dustwallow Marsh maybe?
Did that for 3 hours watching the XP slowly climb up and was amazed when I got my slow bloody donkey.
Such a difference than being on foot, suddenly the world is yours, it's like having your first car. I'm so
nostalgic here it's...there's...no, just something in my eye, it's nothing, no, don't worry
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:43,
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there thereyou've got EVE now, it's like having a second job. But there are no giant cows. Or dragons. Or FOR THE HORDE.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:47,
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my Drake ship is 800 meters longand is a sluggish fat bitch that has 7 missile launchers
The shortest frigates are about 60 metres long, the Titans - super capital ships for endgame very rich players and corporations are 15-20km long. The scale of the game is hayoooooge.
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:50,
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I don't really like Games in Space(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:53,
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I don't know what games people poopsock these days(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:41,
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I like EVE Online because of the spaceshipsthe ridiculously complicated economy and learning curve. You could play for three years and still be an utter noob. NOOB.
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:44,
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every description I've read of that game makes it sound like a second job(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:46,
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Yeah it can be - some players take it very seriouslycorporations, mining, taxes, sovereignty, the game storyline and background, it's a lot to take in.
It's unforgiving too, if you lose your ship that's taken you six months to train for, build and fly, you get an insurance payout if you've insured it against buying a new one.
Some of them take months to build but hours to destroy, it's what I like about it. Fiendishly complicated though, but it's a step up from WoW that holds your hand every step of the way.
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:52,
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it's not as good now.nowhere near as good.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:38,
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT.I played a healy druid before dual-speccing. I DIED SO MUCH. I WAS IN AN RP GUILD. NO-ONE RPS ANY MORE.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:32,
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I was a tankadin with 2h axes until someone quietly told me you can't really tank like thatthen discovered SHIELDS. Whoa. Dude.
As I've not played it for more than 6 months - or paid for that matter I am sure my 80 char is gone.
I think my /played time was 1200-1500 hours of gameplay and exploring on my tankadin at least.
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:40,
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lolno, they don't delete your charsI came back to mine after over a year and they were still as I left them. I got the Explorer title too, it was great fun. Before you could fly in Azeroth, too.
Let me know if you want a Scroll of Resurrection :P
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:43,
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Oh god I'm going to have to seriously think about it Driving home gets me here in 15 mins now so I'll have..2 hours a day when I'm not on a bus there and back.
And I've just stuck 12gb more ram in here. Oh god. Oh god.
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:45,
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well it gives you 7 days free to work out if you still like it(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:49,
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I think I can play bothgiving up alcohol and trashy food, need to reward myself with something...
I'm gonna download the client and see what I remember, haha.
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fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:53,
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smash and grab one at your local tech shop?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 21:06,
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There _must_ be somewhere open on T'ham Court Road.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:06,
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Racism?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 21:08,
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You'd think so but its 9:00 now and it wouldn't be able to get there before 10:00potentially a long journey, in vain.
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WormuIus, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:10,
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Come on Gonz, I bet you've got a spare one knocking around.You wouldn't even have to leave the house... please
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WormuIus, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:12,
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Sorry dude, crashed out.I'm a laptop kindda guy, and if not, I would be on a MacMini or iMac, which don't have them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:35,
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make one yourself out of a dinnerplate, a paper clip and some string(
Lightguy hail satan, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:15,
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will you supply the plate?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:47,
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i'll supply a link to a private youtube video about how to obtain plates(
Lightguy hail satan, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:48,
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this sounds legit guys, Paypal me thirty pounds each and I'll pass it on to light guy and share the link(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:57,
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ez Seb(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:30,
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I've only had burger king like 3 times in my life.It's not that I don't like burger king, it's just that I've hardly been near one at the time of requiring one.
u cool?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:45,
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I had one on Sundaybest breakfast.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:46,
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I donno what they do for breakfast, but I'll be happy to find out.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:04,
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Unusual Testicle Bleeding?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 21:20,
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I'm not sure the veracity of the idea of anyone ever "needing" a burger king.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 20:46,
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I read that as 'nerding' at first, that would be a good vowl/noun/whatever.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:05,
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I had one todayThat makes me sound like a fatty fatty bum bum, but the last time I had one was before Christmas. Never had a Nandos.
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magnum, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:47,
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I have also never had Nandosmaybe no one ever really goes there?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 20:49,
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I have evidence to the contraryas I walked past one today and there were people in there eating stuff.
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magnum, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:51,
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might be actors.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 21:04,
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I went there once and had to get my own cutlery and order at a till , I thought it was a restaurant :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:52,
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I went past a Yo Sushi todayit's like a baggage collection at Heathrow, just with fish instead of Samonsite.
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magnum, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:59,
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Were there any fat, tedious 'comedians' there?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:03,
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I got 3/4 of a chicken and 10 wings next time I go there.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:05,
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I have a burger king as treat sometimes at an airport or station, I don't think they're any better or worse than Ronald's(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:50,
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*uses transportationSlowly slowly, facty catchy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:05,
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alright gonzalright spangolin
alright windy pig
alright magnum
I've never had a Burger King, imagine that.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 14 May 2012, 20:50,
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alright glueid saeed(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 14 May 2012, 20:51,
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alright ha(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:53,
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Did you mistype that or do you pronounce my username in a Mexican fashion?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 14 May 2012, 20:55,
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Alright JA?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:05,
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Alright JA(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 21:08,
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Alright W'dawg, how's it going?/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:06,
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ASCII WEAPONS....... <~|~|~|======>-Make a weapon you'll use to defeat the hords.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:28,
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:31,
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Starfish Story
Cloudy With A Chance Of Starfish
To Have And Have Starfish
Brief Starfish Counter
It's A Wonderful Starfish
East Is Eastarfish
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Carry On Up The Starfish
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The Land That Starfish Forgot
Journey To The Centre Of The Starfish
My Fair Starfish
Inglorious Starfish
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:37,
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Yes.And close all the other boards.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:39,
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Don't be stupid.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:39,
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THAI BOMBER (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:08,
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MACE!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:34,
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t-shirt and Levi's is his only disguise(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:49,
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i'll take the hint not to step in your path(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:54,
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A BOMB WITH A FUSEO-*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:38,
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is that a stretched one of these*
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:09,
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8xquick cut the fuse with these scissors!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:47,
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8==D - - - - -(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:39,
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apropos of nothingwww.amazon.com/gp/product/B004HCB1NW/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=natdee-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B004HCB1NW
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:40,
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The sort of girl that would wear thatIs not one I would introduce to my Mother. I dare say I wouldn't have the time.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:43,
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It warms my heart to know that there are still some good old fashioned dirty birds out there(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:46,
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Too busy Curning inside?I'm not even sure what Curning is. Why is outdoor Curning frowned on?
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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:46,
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These review were helpful with found me.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:31,
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VAJAZZLE IS BEST PRODUCT FOR DECORATING LOWER REGIONS HELPS TO COVER UP SCARS RESULTANT FROM BIRTHING ACTIVITIES AND OR IMPLANTATIONS. MANY PARTNERS COMMENT ON ATTRACTIVE AND WIT PUN, WORDPLAY INCREASES DESIRE TO INTERACT. ADVISE FOR ALL WHO SEEK TO CONCEAL SEAM THAT MANY HUMAN NOTICE AND SEEK TO QUESTION LEADING TO UNDESIRED CONSUMPTION:
VAJAZZLE IS PRODUCT PERFECT, AVOID COMPROMISING MISSION, APPEAR HAPPY HUMAN FEMALE WITH SPARKLE GROIN. !!!
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 14 May 2012, 20:17,
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Sounds like it was written by this bloke.thegoldenageofthelowcountries.blogspot.co.uk/2011/09/explanation-of-choc-and-culture-around.html
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:41,
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Well that was meant to be a tank(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 14 May 2012, 16:46,
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I will defeat them with the power of <3(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:50,
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THIGH Bomber(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:16,
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Tithe Bummer(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:31,
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I want to make a shot version of the drink Mi Tie, so I can call it the "Mi Tie Bomber".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:32,
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Ra giant letter R made out of chrome tubing to club somebody with
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:22,
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(OO=[][]=OO)That's the grille of my BMW as it makes impact with your face
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:47,
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if it was a BMW there would be a badgeWhat you've got there is a Lada
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The badge is on the bonnet, not the grilleyou fucking povvo
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:17,
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I'd like to see your BMW and his Lada have a fight.Your BMW wouldn't come out well.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:38,
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"|"That's the tree I'm standing in front of.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:00,
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Bit late on the reply front here, I knowbut I'd stand behind the tree
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:47,
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piss off back to Lies Of The Week, you odious bore(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:37,
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I'll thumb it up 'em.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 19:44,
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they don't like it up em Captain Pigwaring!*gurns*
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:08,
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Gonz I have been listening to the new Tenacious D album for the past few weeks, and it is actually pretty good.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 14 May 2012, 20:18,
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Sweet, totes gonna grab a copy.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:45,
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DOMESTIC PETS/TV SHOWS PUN THREAD!The Golden Retriever Girls
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:30,
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bored of scrolling past that now
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:33,
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You don't see that every day, is it?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:34,
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tell me how to strikethrough your name or i'm gonna start getting upset(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
I have no idea.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:38,
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Not on my screen I never.All the strikeouts must fuck over your browser.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:48,
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I'll try it here:bored
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:49,
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I've never seen your name with a strikethroughI think Q's eyes are broken
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:49,
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see two hats can do it tooand the post above his one doesn't even have a username :'P
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Quentin, do tell, what browser do you use?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:53,
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Yeah, either your eyes are shit, your computer is shit, or your grasp on reality is shit.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:55,
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Jesus. That was a fuck up.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:00,
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Is your computer some sort of metaphorical cunt-spastic?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:54,
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Opera?I've only ever used that on the Wii. Once.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:56,
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me too.not by choice though.
are you on a mobile device or something?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:57,
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nope i use it at work cos it remembers all my passwords and i use about 6 different portals that kick me out every 30 minswww.b3tards.com/u/93ddfffe9b9d9422fe92/bmisamug.jpg
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Wow. Nice one.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:04,
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i'm using chrome and whenever you do one of those twatty posts, your username and the stuff that follows it is struck through(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:02,
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you need a dev for site fixes. not a mod.(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:10,
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The only answer really is to ban Baldmonkeyfor life
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:04,
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baldmonkey's fine, its the board, the board shouuld be banned for being shit(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
I know where you live. And I know where he lives.If I get banned I will burn you both.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:06,
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AWESOME!Imma totes fuck the site over to demonstrate that you are a shit mod.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:05,
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i don't mind it at alli like it when your username is struck through. it just looks right
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:09,
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but to me the whole baord is struckthourgh, although that happened when TH postedban TH
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i think the secret mod has disappearedso I'M ALL YOU'VE GOT
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:21,
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fucked if i knowi'm not logging all the way out, moving my mouse ALL the way down to chrome, IE or firefox, logging back in ALL OVER AGAIN just because you can't be bothered to fix the board
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i editted my posts for youseeing as the mod is fucking useless
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:30,
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That looks like the sea.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:35,
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Band of Goldfish(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:34,
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Dr WHOOOO WHOOOOO WHOOOOO (owl sound)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:35,
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The Darling Budgies of May(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:37,
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How do you solve a problem like Weimaraner(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:37,
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Jesus Christ; Super Starfish(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:36,
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Eartha Kitt's Shitty Tits.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:38,
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Kodiak (Kojak)(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:39,
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The Fresh Prints And Bull Hair.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:39,
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Bee-witchedI have a pet bee, fuck you.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:39,
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Downton Crabs(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:40,
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Last of the Summer Gazelle(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:41,
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The Brittas Impala(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:43,
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THE LAND THAT TIME FAGGOT.I love that one, there is no better pun than that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:46,
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That's trueThe Great Fire of London was started by a faggot.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:51,
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Happy Coatimundis(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:47,
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Primate Suspect(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:48,
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Eastendersnake.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:08,
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Bullseye.With Jim Boa-in.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:09,
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BRING ON THE WALL-EYED PIKE!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:12,
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YOU ARE THE WEAKEST SKINK, GOODBYE(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:16,
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Countdownswww.cact.org.uk/media_items/charlton-upbeats-group.jpg
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:14,
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As a matter of factI think there was a tv show.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:24,
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Yepwww.imdb.com/title/tt0098795/
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:25,
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Starfish In Their Eyes(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:21,
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Search for a starfish(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:22,
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Starfish wars(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:22,
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battlestarfish gallactica(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:22,
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JMG.Liverpool's a bit rough, isn't it?
Blimey..
Give your one line destination reports. No fatties.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 14 May 2012, 13:06,
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Ukraine has shit roads and cheap watermelons(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:11,
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all water melons are shit(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:14,
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I had no idea Ukraine had watermelons in the first place, let alone cheap ones(
Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:14,
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that's unsurprising, considering you're a blinkered middle-class American-worshipping fool(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:29,
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do they have shoes?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:36,
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Even for you, Grrpants, that was shit. If it wasn't Poland's national sport, I'd ask you to stop feeling sorry for yourself and try harder.(
Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:38,
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I've got a better one;You are shit. Fuck off and die.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:40,
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Kill yourself.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:47,
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Stop quoting lyrics like a fucking child and kill yourself.Just stop with the shit posts for five minutes and at least give the idea proper consideration. Don't be put off by suicide's negative connotations. Put that to one side of your mind. Genuinely and sensibly give suicide a chance in your mind. Then do it, you pathetic little prick.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:10,
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This thread needs more Man Parrish(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:45,
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pool, wet.(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:14,
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fucking southern shandy drinking poofters, the lot of them.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:16,
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well, that settles it you really are a total prick.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:50,
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I'm only genetically scouse. I don't have the nasal accent or anything :((
Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:58,
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:( Discrimination! Where's my lawyer-hat, I need to sue your arse.*Rummages*
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:46,
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If you're gonna sue me I like the odds of me ending up with everything you own. like your stupid frisbees.I'm gonna have fun thinking of ways to ruin them!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:54,
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Ah but if I go through Legal Aid you'll die of old age before this ever kicks offmwahaha
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:17,
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Everyone south of John o' Groats?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:36,
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who the fuck is that?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:42,
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I know a man with a john o' groats named smith(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:43,
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TERRIBLEI have a headache and it's raining. What are you going to do about it?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:46,
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stop dry dry wetting yourself(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:49,
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Well it's not going to dry dry wet itself, is it?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:51,
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There should be a really bad tribute band called Dry Dry Wet. That's about as far as I've thought it through, somebody else take over
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:07,
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A tribute to who?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:10,
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That's a bit 'on the nose' isn't it?It'd be better if it were a tribute to the Rolling Stones.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:24,
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I am ashamed to admit that it was a loooong way for that penny to drop :/(
Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:34,
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i suppose i could sympathisethere there, etc
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:50,
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i'm pretty sure that rule one in the mod book is 'don't give a shit about any of the forum users'(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:22,
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I don't want you to careI want you to cure my headache and stop the rain
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:25,
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Make yourself a strong coffeetake 2 paracetamol and two ibuprofen, and then chug a pint of water.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:35,
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FRISBEE ADAM FOR MOD!!!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:36,
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People would live fitter, healthier lives but it'd be ever so dull, even I know that :S(
Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:40,
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I'd be a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his pyjamas, sipping a banana-broccoli shakeoh wait
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:44,
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Normally, I prefer my virgins battered then fried(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:53,
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I like mine like I like my coffeeGround up and in the freezer
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:55,
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will your headache out of existence like a real manborrow michael eavis' cloud-bursting magic cannon
JOB. DONE.
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:03,
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It's actually starting to lift nowThank you Manolith.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:09,
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dry, dry, wet, headache(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:18,
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poor mrs twohats(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:24,
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FINE then, sign up and don't post on the messageboard you miserable cunt, see if I care(, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
It's much more colourful than here, I'll give you that(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:35,
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thats what i did, forgot my password after i typed it, ¡¡¿(
mongychops, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:03,
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you can have a new one if you want, I wrote that bit of code now(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
It's just more of the same.But slightly more depressingly shit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:21,
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It is very rubbishSorry Francis
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:25,
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Nobody's discussed Frisbees here for a while, though.(
Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:44,
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JMG.How come you aren't The Moderator, but manolith is?
What's all that?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:34,
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I'm in charge.I just don't go yelling about it at the top of my lungs.
Gent.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 14 May 2012, 13:51,
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Portsmouth City Council built a tall tower in a bid to get further away from Portsmouth while remaining in Portsmouth.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:36,
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The Isle Of WightIs fucking shite.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:36,
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The unpublished second print in the 'Skegness' poster series(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:37,
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Southampton is exactly as shit as Portsmouth but bigger.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:37,
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I much prefer SouthamptonMight move there. Probably won't.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:38,
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Chichester has peregrin falcons in it's church tower.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:38,
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what sound do they make when you pull their ropes?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:43,
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Go! Sport! Gosport? No thanks.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:39,
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Landport...it's not that close to a port but it IS on some land(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:42,
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Come to Porchester where old people fester and chavlets parade in the streetThere's nothing to do and no one will want you, but the pub has a raffle for meat.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:42,
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Southsea; taking some stones and calling them a beach.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:42,
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I'm only writing for the cool kids.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:48,
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Hilsea, where it's still shit just ever so slightly less shit.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:57,
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Copnor - Quiet, yet Pointless(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:59,
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Ooh, no, I know...Hilsea; home to the shittest Italian restaurant in the world. Honestly, someone should stab that fucking midget in the face. He buys most of the food ready made in Lidls. No joke. I've seen him doing it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:03,
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When my missus was in banking, he was one of her clientsShe hated him. Apparently he was a complete prick and rude to pretty much everyone he came into contact with.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:05,
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I might pop in on the way home and shit on one of the tables.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:06,
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Thailand; where thai-knee tempur flies a thai fighter to thai rack to buy thai-ers for his car and gets back home before bed thai-me.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:47,
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Liverpool; no good now Richard and Judy have moved to London.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:51,
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Belgium! Because if you don't have anything to do, it's as good a place as any to do it.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:52,
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India, it fucking stinks.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:52,
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This. Also Morocco, Tunisia and France.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:36,
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Egypt: chaos, racism and amazing diving(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:53,
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Israel!Proving that Jews are nothing but trouble.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:53,
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I'm eating a Chomp!A Chomp!!!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:53,
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I thought he was busy being popular on offtopic(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:55,
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Last time I had one of those, that was exactly the noise my mouth made.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:59,
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ipswich- at least it's not in norfolk.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:22,
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I went to Norwich this morninggot some books and some bunting. My Jubilee house is going to piss all over baldmonkeys effort.
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magnum, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:18,
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Hollywood, it's full of gypsies!No, not that one, the one near Birmingham.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:35,
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Birmingham; all the smoke from the cadbury factory contains chocolate residue which sticks to everyone's skin which is why you don't see any white folk.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:45,
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This is what I was told as a child.People don't lie to children.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:57,
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My Nan used to say to us boys "You'd better not end up bringing a black girl home"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:09,
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when my grandma met my cousin's indian boyfriend for the first time she went 'oh my god!'(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:42,
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dundee, arsehole o tha wurld, ken?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:42,
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they've got a desperate dan statue you can get a photo of you getting stabbed next to(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:45,
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they also have an "international airport"yeah, flights to Leeds don't count as international.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:46,
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i dunno man, i liked the first film, he was like a fish out of water was mic(
mongychops, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:47,
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Milton KeynesNo, I don't know why either.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 14:47,
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I don't know what a milton keynes is :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:49,
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It's a bit like a really badly laid out shopping centre, But people live there.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 14:50,
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I think I had one when I was younger, mum got me one instead of a tamagochi, the cow(
Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:52,
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it has the national hockey arena in it!wow, goodtimes.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:55,
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The name always makes me think ofSo we were treated to this magnificent spectacle of this eight-foot freak, eyes different colours, wearing a rubber corset, down on one knee shouting "MILTON KEEEEYNES".
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:52,
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What are you having for lunch?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:57,
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Hey BaldmonkeyI've got this GREAT idea
Instead of a lolunch thread, where everybody has to listen to me talking about how to get the most out of your Subway sammich, you have to guess what I've HAD for lunch. Yeeeah? You like?
So: What did I HAVE for lunch?
Alt: British athletes, who wood you and who woodn't you? Jessica Ennis makes me happy in my special place. I'd happily have her put me over her big shoulders and carry me away.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:57,
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A deep-fried Toffee Crisp in a wholemeal bap.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:58,
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You may have mistaken me for mmpsBecause he is Scottish and most Scottish people only eat deep-fried rubbish, trufax
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:00,
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I thought you were all up for this health-food stuff, wholemeal innit, gotta be good for youI heard some woman in the shop the other day buying blueberry muffins for her kid instead of choc chip "because of that five a day thing"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:04,
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Wholemeal bread is better for you than white bread in the same vein as a kick in the teeth is better than being gang-raped.You should have pulled her up by her jowels, screamed wordlessly into her face and then stuffed the muffin into her left eyesocket.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:16,
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Jesus, that's a bit excessive.I was thinking of offering dietary advice rather than GBH.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:24,
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We can be like a good cop/bad cop routine for foodies.And every week we go into working-class britain and find a fatty.
You can extol the virtues of steaming instead of boiling, while I choke them with raw broccoli and celophane.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:41,
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Yeah. It was a shit idea the first time you posted it.Fuck off.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:01,
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Adamyou're the last shit thing about this place. Do everyone a favour and fuck off for a bit, yeah?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:03,
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fooodNot really, I'll be having fuck all, if I stop for lunch its a longer day
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mongychops, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:00,
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Food.Next question please.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:04,
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I've got this GREAT ideaInstead of a lolunch thread, where everybody has to listen to me talking about how to get the most out of your Subway sammich, you have to guess what I've HAD for lunch. Yeeeah? You like?
So: What did I HAVE for lunch?
Alt: British athletes, who wood you and who woodn't you? Jessica Ennis makes me happy in my special place. I'd happily have her put me over her big shoulders and carry me away.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:55,
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what fresh hell is this?Rory was killed and scaryduck is in Tokyo
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Where does Baldmonkey feast the least?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:30,
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Haha...oh, he's such a fat ballbag(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:32,
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Who the fuck is scaryduck?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 12:33,
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Great thread
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 12:43,
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you should buy his book, you'll love it.it's a practical guide to being a paedo.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:44,
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You're killing this place(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:46,
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Who the fuck are these peopleand who the fuck are you?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:51,
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So anyway,I reckon the police HR manager must have been having a REALLY bad day to think it was a good idea to employ a giant talking dog to do cleaning and minor repairs. LOL!!!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:57,
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This place is quiet, but it's pleasantThere's no more nasty sniping or bitching or FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF threads. Admittedly, you're all tedious bores with the intellect of a diseased mollusc, but I mean that in the nicest possible way.
How would you market the board to attract more users?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:12,
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/talk, home of the alright.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:14,
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Depends on the clockwww.boredpanda.com/cool-and-creative-clocks/
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23,
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"/talk...Sometimes people post pictures of tits!"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:15,
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is this baldmonkeyseenabird you're on about?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:02,
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um...sure, why not(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:06,
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We like people who play sportsAnd outside is lovely, really.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:15,
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Christ almighty(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:00,
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What this board needs is Broniestons of them
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:18,
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I do not know what this meansBut I have a feeling that it is something very, very bad
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:20,
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How are you on the internet not knowing what a Brony iswww.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bronies
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23,
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Because I don't go to the kind of places you do, evidently.(
Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:31,
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hahait's good to have them all in one place
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:40,
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I agreewww.amazon.com/The-Book-Lesbian-Horse-Stories/dp/0758202547
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:43,
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Customers who viewed this item also viewed...
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:46,
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I know!That guy sure gets about
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:48,
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you pretended it was an April Fools Day jokebut we all know the truth
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:58,
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best of all the animals(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:58,
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more car chatFAVOURITE SHAPE WHEEL?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:35,
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Thats a hard one. I'm torn between Ronal R10 and OZ Racing Rally
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just so you know, i blame you for ruining my weekend(
mongychops, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:58,
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I'm glad I ruined your weekend, I'll think about that when I'm at the vinegars(, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
id gaz the mods, but as they seem to allow any cunt to post here i wont bother(
mongychops, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:02,
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www.kineticnorth.com/TheGutter/SlashFictionGenerator/Default.aspx?s=28&p0=75&p1=21&ff=0&mf=1&mm=0
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I got Michael Winner and Jeremy Clarkson:( :( :( :(
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:28,
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jade goody and noel edmondsoh great, now i can't stand up for a while
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:09,
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www.kineticnorth.com/TheGutter/SlashFictionGenerator/Default.aspx?s=30&p0=24&p1=2&ff=0&mf=1&mm=0
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Boris Johnson and Daz Sampson!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:29,
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Brad Pitt and Stephen Hawkingand I'm out
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:31,
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Bear in mind how Stephen Hawking sounds when he "speaks""Ohhh... fuck!" he cried out as Brad filled him with his massive tool. Stephen's hand moved to his throbbing cock and he pinched the base. He didn't want to come. He wanted to wait and give his gift to Brad. "Harder Brad! Give me your cum. I need it baby," he shouted.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:33,
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Nigella Lawson and Robert Mugabe, I might just delete the entire thing and write it off as a bad job(, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
Nah, just add more celebritiesAnd B3tans.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:50,
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I would but that whole "can't be arsed" thing just kicked in, soz(, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
Ah, fair enough(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:59,
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you do know if you click "Slash me baby one more time" it selects new people?I mean, you can't be so stupid that you don't realise that?
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I would ban Baldmonkey(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 11:00,
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I think multiple personae of Baldmonkey would ban Baldmonkey(
Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:11,
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you fucking tell him pigster!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:21,
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I'm in fucking Reading, In a fucking harvester.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2012, 12:01,
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I ate in a very nice place in Reading once, but I can't remember the nameHope this helps
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:16,
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I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she is the podddington peas juniper jungle and the two bees; bee have and bee quiet.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:59,
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You fucking liar(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:03,
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A viral campaign that would culiminate in a list of the times i'm likely to be onand then sit back, and watch the masses flock to my musings.
Either that or make it a no holds barred image board as that has worked so well for 4chan.
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I wish MONO was here.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 7:48,
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It's like I can see you come in the office.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 7:53,
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Yes. Very. Had some real life friends round and did making music in the loft.It was all awful but very good fun.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 7:56,
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Because you are neither real nor life.There is a link if you are like: www.youtu.be/pJKDQMTpNRE
Might work. might not.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:02,
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I heard gonzo shat in a carrier bag and it split open.I miss all the good weekends.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:03,
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I don't!!!nah, he's alright that MONO!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 7:56,
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Good banter, mmps.Hey, I got a really good photo of a male and female blackbird next to each other yesterday.
I thought I'd copied it to the computer and then I deleted it from the camera but, you'll never guess what, I HADN'T copied it to the computer. Oh my life. What am I like?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 7:58,
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haha! that just sums up your crazy waki life right there.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:04,
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Also, had some pretzels that tasted of peas. Horrid things.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:07,
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oh man, you got the wrong pretzels.you life is like a wallace and gromit cartoon or something.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:10,
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he's going to fight himself, MONO! et MONO!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:05,
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he's going to fight a mod MONO! et mano.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:11,
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He's going to fight a 1970s rock group that I thought was an individual up until I just googled it; MONO! et Mungo(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:13,
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He's going to fight the most popular of the Hex-Bug series; MONO et Nano.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:15,
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He's going to become a racist and start attacking negroes; MONO et sambo.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:16,
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Christ alive. I'm 16 minutes into the working week and I already wish I was dead.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:16,
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At least I've never got a stiffy from stroking a dog.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:23,
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you say that like it's a good thing.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:41,
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:'(and I bet you don't have any trifle.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:17,
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two cereal bars, two packets of crisps, two cheese sandwiches, two cans of pepsi.No trifle.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:20,
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fucking hell, you need some trifle.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:24,
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I've got eight consumable items but a trifle ain't one.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:28,
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he's going to have a south american dance-off, MONO! et mambo(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:16,
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he's going to fight a popular restaurant chain, MONO! et nando's(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:18,
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He's going to fight STDs; MONO et Gonorrhea
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:22,
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He's going to fight the downfall of John Lennon; MONO et Ono(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:24,
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He's going to fight some audio connections; MONO et phono(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:25,
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He's going to fight a central american folk hero; MONO et Zorro? (
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:25,
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The biggest pricks on the planet are going to fight; MONO et Bono(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:26,
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He's going to fight a manufacturer of over-priced car-bling; MONO et MOMO(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:27,
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He's going to fight a small fish; MONO et Minnow(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:28,
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he's going to fight a music award, MONO! et MOBO(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:39,
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He's going to fight a violent central african country; MONO! et Congo(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:20,
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He going to fight a french bicycle; MONO et VeloI think velo is french for bike. might be car. don't care really. isn't car voiture. dunno. might go for a shit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:30,
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He's going to fight a marrow; mono et marrowpain au. danno, cannon, shruggo
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:32,
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he's going to fight a kayak; mono et canoe(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:33,
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he's going to fight some drums, MONO! et bongo(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:40,
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he's going to fight a big nosed crooner, MONO! et Manilow(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:45,
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can I just point out at this stage that the original phrase is 'mano a mano', 'a' not 'et', so could mmps and baldmonkey please go back and edit all their posts to reflect this, cheers(
spesh., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:26,
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You're such et prick sometimes.Fuck off etnd leetve me etlone.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:32,
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alright balders, i seen a chiken dun a sik at the weekendyou could put that on your blog but I didn't have a camera with me when the chiken dun a sik. saw lots of buzzards though, some green woodpeckers and a nuthatch.
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spesh., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:47,
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I'm sure I read somewhere that he had been killed in a fire(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:41,
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that's a lot of fat to burnLOL!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:43,
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Good morning two hats.Thank you for the loan of your bass guitar.
I did a last.fm page for the things we made if you are interested however last.fm is a wanker so it doesn't work.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:08,
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Only just saw this, sozNo worries. I'll check it out in a mo.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:11,
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more like you wish mono was QUEERahahahahahahaha
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:54,
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MONO! is of a neutral sexualityin that no-one will fucking touch him.
LOL!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:56,
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Forced celibacy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:57,
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I read that as celery and thought, you fiend!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:00,
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i read that as celebrity and thought, you fiend!(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:03,
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Real Forced Lonliness(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:06,
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i read that as lioness and thought, you fiend!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:08,
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Soz. I meant "true forced loneliness"You should totes look it up on youtube.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:11,
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"A term and a movement that was started by a man named Bill Greathouse (Bill1224602 on You Tube) that basically describes people that are "forced" to be alone because they perceive other women (or men in some cases) to be rejecting them because they are too shallow. They seem to think that they are entitled to have a woman or man."
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:12,
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A 'movement'?Mental disorder more like
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:14,
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Oh, for serious.You should see some of their wobbling ranty mouth-to-webcam sexy action.
It's a sort of comic-tragedy.
They make gonzo look like a catch.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:16,
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That's twice already today that I've been horrid to gonzo.Dunno why. We've been getting on fine lately.
Soz Goz.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:18,
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Watching some nowIt doesn't occur to them that desperation is probably to blame for most of their problems?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:20,
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Oh for goodness sakeOf COURSE people immediately judge you on your looks...that's human nature. People can become more or less attractive as you get to know them, but your first reaction has to be based on how they look.
What a prick.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:23,
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Yeah.It's best to view it as a joke; if you start trying to list all the things they say and do which are mental and incorrect, you'll never get anything else done ever again.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:31,
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No, I'm starting to see thatWow. Sad really.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:34,
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Not sad. Pathetic.They should be dead.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:36,
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Well I can't think of a better solution(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41,
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i read that as jizz in my eye and thought, you fiend!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:09,
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Oh, so it appears that the most talented person in Britainis a dog
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:14,
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We should be on bgt.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:17,
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I mentioned this possibility to my bossand he pretty much demanded that we do it. I don't see how I have any other choice. He could fire me you know.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:22,
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I'll do it if he gives me a part time admin job.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:23,
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Well I'll ask himbut I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:24,
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3 days a week at minimum wage.That's not going to put a dent in his budget. He must need some spreadsheets or something.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:26,
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Can I wear a jumpsuit and be in a large flower pot which has a trampoline concealed in the bottom?While stabbing up a wax horse.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:25,
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I'd be disappointed if you didn'tThese TFL guys are fucking nuts. I wouldn't be at all surprised if some of them were quite dangerous.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:27,
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There's a fat one with dark skin who seems particularly rapist.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:29,
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Or throwing frozen watermelons into one of those tree chippers which is pointed at a timpani drum.And you play a miniature pipe organ with bubble solution poured in all the pipes.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:28,
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What does RIS mean?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:39,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIS_(disambiguation)
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:40,
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i think it's most likely to be reservoir induced seismicity(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:42,
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What does "moderator" mean?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:42,
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I rest my case.BALDMONKEY FOR MOD!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:04,
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The day Baldmonkey becomes a modis the day I take the pills
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:18,
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the fact that he thinks i'm a rubbish mod means i must be doing something right(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:58,
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What does 'giant hippy' mean?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:45,
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What does "downs wookie" mean?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:45,
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What does "shit up a rope" mean?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48,
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Lots Of Love?Are you gay for baldmonkey or summfink?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:40,
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why are you excluding the lesbians? what's so wrong with lesbians eh? you RACIST(
spesh., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:49,
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No such thing. VR said so.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51,
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How dare you sirThe Empress of India
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56,
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Just fucking die.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:46,
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I was going to turn it into a Corrs songBut that's just been RUINED now, cheers!
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03,
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oh ffs, why are you always so mean!please stop trolling us :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:04,
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A big 'orrible case of haters hatin', right here.(
Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:15,
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Shit, I forgot to put my Legal Aid hat onI can't bill for this! FFFFFFFFFFFU-
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:22,
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it started on me last night for no reason, as if i hadn't suffered enough(
mongychops, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:17,
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I saw that mongy.I dunno why he was trolling on you, so mean :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:17,
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what's the best prostitute you've used in the past three months?cassandra, north london. she doesn't like taking off her knickers and her tits look a bit loose, but if you can't afford the hilton you may as well settle for pontins
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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Mon 14 May 2012, 3:14,
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I can easily believe that you need to use prostitutes.Kindly sleaze back off to PunterNet. Or Mumsnet. Just anywhere else.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 14 May 2012, 3:41,
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i know the score mister policeman sir officer sir man, i'll just drop this fiver on't floor and maybe you'll forget all about it(
avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Mon 14 May 2012, 3:53,
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I am not a police officer.Before anyone suggests I am Impersonating A Police Officer.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 14 May 2012, 4:30,
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Apparently my wifeAsk Mr. Shoes, he has first hand experience.
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PooPants, Mon 14 May 2012, 4:04,
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I just said she liked loads of cock.you're the one that said she was a prozzie.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 7:26,
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MAYDAYwe are under attack, we have harry potter hobbit furry vampire zombie anime nonces
point to your right, that is your weapon
point to you left, that is your defence
i've got a can of spray glue and a occasional table, table cloth
how fucked ar you?
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mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:49,
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i'm not sure insulting someone and then adding an arbitary disclaimer is suffiecient to work(
mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:57,
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HAHAHA!!Hello frisbee face.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 14 May 2012, 0:03,
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I shall attack them with a rocking chairand defend myself with a mobile phone. I'm fucked.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:57,
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It does have 2 pointy legsand it's fucking heavy. There might be hope yet!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 14 May 2012, 0:00,
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I would call for help but all those idiots WITHOUT a rocking chair will be clogging up the lines.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 14 May 2012, 0:04,
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We did this last timeAnd my desk is still arranged in the same way.
Do I lift my arms 90 degrees to my torso on both planes and then pick something, or just spaz my arms in the general direction of left/right and pick something that may be of some vague use?
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I've got a draw full of clean underwear and a box of tissues.Sorted!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 May 2012, 1:02,
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you don't seriously expect me to believe that spray glue and table story do you? after all we've been through?(, Mon 14 May 2012, 1:28, archived)
I have a MP5 as a weapon and a riot shield as my defence.Bring it on.
Working in a police station FTW.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 14 May 2012, 2:27,
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I found a load of old CDs in a cupboard that was behind a cupboard todayI now have Squeeze's greatest hits on and although I knew some of their songs it seems they have done a lot that I knew, but didn't know who did them.
I'm probably due my own reality TV show now.
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why is there a seven year old photo of you in your profile?are you all rough now?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:17,
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Yes, rough as old boots, haggardI look like this now: i1.cdnds.net/09/48/550w_dsicons_grotbags_3.jpg
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hmmmi'd still chuck one up you
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:25,
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He's a smoothy, watch out for that one..(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:27,
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I don't know if it was a the pause of 'hmmm'or the insinuation that he could 'chuck it', but either way i'm hot for him.
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Get to the back of the line...he's got the whole of /links wanting a piece of that sweet ass...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:33,
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hahaone throwaway comment and Wil has a little hissy fit. couldn't leave that bait alone
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:34,
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He loves you really...(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:41,
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it's not particularly sweetit has a vinegary tang at the minute
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:44,
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i'm a right catchbut at least i'm not living 7 years in the past
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:48,
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They were my glory daysnow i live in a Paris hotel room wearing support tights, smoking non-filter tips and waiting for a millionaire playboy from Monaco to pick me up.
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WAIT IM HERE NOW LADIES WHO WANTS A GO ON MY NOB(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:46,
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gaz me your addressif you're less than an hour's drive away, i'll pop round
i'll even wash my nob in the sink first
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:50,
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jesusi won't bother if you're going to be fussy
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:53,
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LUCKY 4 U MY NOB IS THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF MICTOBOY(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:50,
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mictoboy.co.uk/other/mictohell.jpg
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:53,
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Have you learned how to put on lipstick yet?You look like one of those frightmodel glamour kids that American moms inflict on the universe.
No'ffence like.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:39,
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None takenWhen you do performances such as dance you have to over-egg it sometimes so it shows up in contrast with the lighting.
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That's not over-egged.That's like you've fallen pucker first into a jam tart.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:42,
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what's his other leg called?(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:54,
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Play This Summer.I like that song.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 13 May 2012, 22:19,
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I don't like SqueezeI stumbled across a set of theirs at a festival last year and didn't enjoy it but was waiting for the next band so put up with it. Luckily I only had to listen to Up the Junction and something else.
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magnum, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:19,
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EughWhat's wrong with you?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:25,
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I can't top Dr.S's offer. Go for it. I hear he is a master of healing.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:42,
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How COULD YOU.(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:53,
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well their sound was never distinct was it, you fucking ear failure(
mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:22,
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Why did you get a CD of Squeeze and then never listen to it? (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:25,
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It belonged to someone who lived here before me. I put in my own furniture in a rush and never got around to moving it aboutFrankly i'm glad it was only a bunch of middle of the road CDs and not a human limb
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No waya human limb would have been WAY more fun.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:33,
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I have my own Squeeze CD thanks. (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:41,
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I know all the words to 'Cool for Cats'That's pretty cool right?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:29,
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I can sing it for you now if you like!*takes deep breath*
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:31,
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Theindianssendsignalsfromtherocksabovethepassthecowboystakepositionsinthebushesandthegrass.Thesquawiswiththecorporalsheistiedagainstatreeshedoesn'tmindthelanguageit'sthebeatingsshedon'tneedsheletslooseallthehorseswhilethecorporalisasleepandhewakestofindthefire'sdeadandarrowsinhishatanddaveycrockettridesaroundandsaysit'scoolforcatsit'scoolforcats.
Cool for cats!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:33,
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I also know all the words to 'Jump Around' by House of Pain and 'Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys.I also use to be able to quote every line from Transformers The Movie but then I killed off the bit of my brain that remembered it with too much alcohol and now I can only remember the rude lines :(
Also I like to stack things.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:41,
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What are your favourite shapes? Mine are ovals and Rhombicosidodecahedrons.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:46,
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I'd like to learn the words to Jump Around and plummily enunciate themnext time I'm MCing one of them big conferences after lunch.
Need someone to do the screaming bits inbetwixt though.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 14 May 2012, 2:26,
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I know all the words and all the guitar chords for They Might Be Giants first three albumsyou jelly?
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Surely by now they should have established whether they are giants or not.It's an enduring mystery of music
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magnum, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:51,
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not to put too fine a point on itsay I'm the only bee in your bonnet
make a little birdhouse in your soul
while you're at it
keep the nightlight on inside the birdhouse in your soul
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Shame they are shit(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:54,
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crikey you know sometimes you really know shit about a band why you always trash talking you know nothing about it(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:55,
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I don't like them and I can not like them if I want I have heard them and i think they are shit alright(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:02,
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OBJECTION!Gilgy has taste, here.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:57,
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I object to your objection.(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:59,
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AND?What exactly does me fancying Buble have to do with ANYTHING? SHUT UP.
Last time I am telling you anything.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:05,
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Even with numerous invites to youfor coming over the bridge. It's like you can't be arsed or summat.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:17,
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oh right claim you invite me instead of actually inviting me anywhere as everyone always does(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:26,
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Oh damn you got me...don't ever come across the bridge. Your not welcome.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:34,
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Good.I won't claim to ever invite you again then.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:44,
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i dont see how that changes anything(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:46,
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I am not going to entertain your ridiculousness any longer. (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 14 May 2012, 0:01,
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OBJECTION!tmbw.net/wiki/Lyrics:Someone_Keeps_Moving_My_Chair
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:04,
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this is your god nowwww.youtube.com/watch?v=rUwvhOaojoc
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:55,
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if the ichtysore had frank zappas voice that'd be way better(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:58,
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i know all the words to sheila by jamie tthe full album version too not the single release
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:55,
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I know all the words to Tijuana Taxi by Herb Alpert.(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:06,
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when i was 15 i could play the bassline to every song on the red hot chilli peppers album about californicationbut i cant now
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:11,
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You should have tried Level 42 songsnow THAT would have been hard.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:22,
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Alright mongyDeadwood is on here and they say 'cunt' a hell of a lot.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:47,
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I'm not sure my child should be watching it..(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:05,
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His response is 'yeah whatever, seen that shit before'He's a cunt and no mistake mongy.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:11,
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She married a lord so I dunno about feeling sorry for her. (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:23,
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She married a lord though right? (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:29,
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Shut up mardy bum. (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:45,
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nicking mags ideawww.youtube.com/watch?v=b7sesyRA1t8#t=19s
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:48,
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how do you promounce 'jewube'?(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:57,
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i'll tell you something./links is proper shit tonight
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:58,
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you might be able to answer this, when did b3ta start allowing thiswww.b3ta.com/board/10767277
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mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:02,
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him, piecomic, wilmot. chopchop all dull cunts spamming their own shitdull dull dull
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:04,
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but this is paid for by the dailymash, that cant be right(
mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:05,
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doubt ithe's not clued up enough for paid posts
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:12,
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Alright Mongy, how the weekend been?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:50,
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Iwas late to the last thread which was about being manly,so right up my street. And now that you've started this thread there's not chance of me being able to join in that one. It's all a bit of a shame.
I haven't been near any supermarkets today.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 13 May 2012, 21:51,
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Ok, i'll bite.What manly things have you been maning this weekend?
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magnum, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:55,
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Oh you cunt you couldn't even be arsed to scroll down and see that I was questioning the premise of feeling manly after doing weekend stuff.What a fucking rotter.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 13 May 2012, 21:57,
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Yeah,but let's focus on the positives. I haven't busted any bags today.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 13 May 2012, 22:00,
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haha no i meant wagwan not wigwam haha(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:03,
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Hallo special hulk knees!(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:02,
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Hello everyone, I used an angle grinder this evening and felt all manly what manly stuff have you done this weekend (other than masturbating whilst watching your neighbour hang out her knickers)?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:36,
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wanking in the changing rooms in charity shops/ac
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:37,
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Hi horribleI hope you at least bought a jigsaw. Maybe a nice one of a yacht or a hot-air balloon
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:39,
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they can be jolly good fun can't theyunless there's a piece missing. GRRR!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:46,
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There's always that risk with the charity shop purchasebut I find it part of the fun!
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magnum, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:49,
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like a very long game of Russian Roulette(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:52,
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I bought a donkey jacket, an inflatable swimming ring and 10 old 90s cds that nobody likesthat's my christmas list taken care of, and a quick one knocked off in the process
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:41,
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What is you?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:37,
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just some guy on the internetyou know the sort of thing
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:41,
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sprayed isocynate paint and then flatted it down with a DA sanderI'm done with welding now
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:40,
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I hope you eschewed all safety gear such as the appropriate breathing apparatusfor extra man-points
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:45,
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I don't get it Grrrmachine.Why does doing a bit of DIY or using a power tool make people feel manly? Does it make women feel manly? I never feel manly when I use a power tool.*
*I never do any DIY.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 13 May 2012, 21:23,
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metal or plastic?(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:48,
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Fuck all GruffiFuck all.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:45,
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nothing at all?not even kicked the tyre of a van or made an extra strong cup of tea?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:53,
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I have been ladying it up if that helpsyou know being hysterical and fainting and stuff.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:56,
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oh okwere you revived by a dashing gentleman wearing a hat?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:58,
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Why yes!and as a thank you I twiddled his moustache.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:06,
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you should probably start a thread asking what puffy things people have done today(, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
i masturbated to some gay porn(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:52,
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I bet it was fat german blokes weeing on each otheryou fucking sicken me you do
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well, they are man's best friendcan your dog dance and do tricks like that one that just won Britain's Got Talent and pocketed a cool £500,000?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:51,
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apparently**yes
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 21:09,
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I built and installed a replacement LED board for a Roland FC100 footpedaland did a massive steaming plop that took three flushes to shift
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that sounds amazing!judging my the smells emanating from my arse, I think I have an appointment to park an otter too
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:55,
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a few months back I did a plop that properly backed up the drains herethe landlord sent Dynorod round and he was there trying with a plunger and he was like woah, not shifting it, better look outside so he opened up the drain cover and he said it was, get this, the most badly blocked drain he'd ever seen and he had to send for the van with the pressure hose and they'd probably have to, wait for it, shovel it out
I was so proud
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an opportunity wasted(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 21:00,
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nice. did you get any splinters?(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 21:00,
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nopeand it's the 3rd woodwork project in a row that i haven't bled on.
the first three bits of woodwork i haven't bled on in my entire fucking life
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:14,
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i was a fat german gay bloke pissing in a film ssg masterbated over(
mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:58,
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I'll have to try that myself some dayit sounds fun
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 21:02,
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oh man, manchester towns done winning a cup today!what have you done recently that's full of win?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:35,
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fergie said man city bought the title,but man united spent more money on their team, i dont get it
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:36,
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me neither ssg!I'm not smart enough for these football mind games :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:45,
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yeah, he's all like >:|(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:09,
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LOL!!! he's all wobbly from all da jelly!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:17,
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nothing, got mugged off by the coop, and just paid 40 quid to watch 2 hours of shit, sadtimes(
mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:49,
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What's the coop mongy? (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:54,
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i tell you what it aint, it aint a place that values customers who wish to use a carrier bag to take a saturday treat of a carton of ribena home(
mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:57,
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I bet that fair ruined your Saturdaybastards. I would take your hard earned cash elsewhere..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:03,
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it was horrble, 've emaled them, and provided links, as of yet i have heard nothing, it is my local shop, fuck all else nearby and i dont do supermarkets(
mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:06,
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You should at least get a voucher for some free crisps or something.(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:31,
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Wait a sec..... Were you going to take your own drink into the picture house?And if the film was free, would you have enjoyed it more?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:44,
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i only smuggle booze in, and no, the film wasnt that good, over long, the best bit was my daughter asking afterwards why spiderman doesn't help, i lol'd(
mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:53,
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so you got mugged twice then.sadtimes :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:54,
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i did just drink a ribena while shopping for my ready meals, i didn't pay for it, they fucking owed me one, and later on i'm gonna download loads of films, that'll learn em(
mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:56,
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Fuck all marky mo. Fuck all.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:52,
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turn that frown upside down herb! have a trifle.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:20,
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Oh go on then...:-)(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:28,
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drove from Bristol to Leicesterhaving not driven for 18 months and not been on the motorway for more than 10 minutes before.
Which isn't much of an achievement for most people that drive. But I got a free car out of it.
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fatpoof, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:56,
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sounds like you stole a car. did you steal a car?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:59,
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The Boy's dad gave it to us for freeas he's bought a new one, and we could drive it back
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got the Kosovans to give it a wash and polish too!
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fatpoof, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:00,
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his dad's just bought a C-Max which is very niceand I drive focus estates for work. I think the corporate fleet has 3-400 of them. They take a lot of abuse.
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fatpoof, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:02,
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you should gaz grrry about this.he could help you pimp it out, with lowriders and spinning rims and hydraulics and that.
rims LOL, cause you're gay and that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:04,
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grrr will want to put some nice carpets and a lava lamp in it, he loves those(
mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:07,
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i've always assumed grrr is just a forum bot, cr3 probably coded him(
mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:16,
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oh man, I never guess these things :(always the last to know.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:18,
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fuck you, I thought I was a matesad times :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:10,
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I told him I want at LEAST fuzzy dicenot even allowed those!
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fatpoof, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:10,
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you can get geek dicewww.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/7ccc/
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mongychops, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:13,
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he's such a car nazi.amazing that he hates beetles really.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:24,
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you should have taken a photo and sent it to BM for his shit blog.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:40,
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i got a free doughnut out of a child's misery(
Lightguy hail satan, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:10,
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oh, well thanks lightguy, thightguy(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:31,
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