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fuck you, blue namer
i'm going GO-KARTING in a few weeks. some charity thing where a team of ten take turns driving round the track for 2 and a half hours. should be fun.

when was the last time you hurtled around inside a warehouse with your arse mere centimetres from the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
I went go-karting once, true story that.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:34, archived)
then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
went home, had dinner and that.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, archived)
wank, sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:51, archived)
'that',
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
did he do 'that' for love?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:55, archived)
you don't know how long I've been for someone who would do 'that'

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
kiss me now you fool!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
Haven't done it in years but I went ice-karting
Right before the ice rink was due to be recovered they let go-karts with studded rear wheels on to chew up the last bits of ice.
It was awesome but I was rubbish at powersliding
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:34, archived)
that sounds fun.
better than ice skating, that's bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
one time I went for a job interview at B&Q when I had worms,
didn't get the job :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
Did you continuously rub your arse on the floor?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:43, archived)
TRy just standing around in there with a white shirt and black trousers.
All the old people come and ask you questions. Consider it try-before-you-apply.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
what's the point in taking turns?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
it's polite.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:36, archived)
Otherwise you'd need a really long warehouse

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:42, archived)
Wow.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:43, archived)
aren't warehouses big by design?
i've been go karting before and we all just raced at once, there's no point in racing one at a time, thats just borring
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, archived)
I understood it more as not all ten of them would be drving at once.
Maybe five at a time.
I can't wait to find out whether I misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
one member of each team is on the track at once

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, archived)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, archived)
how many teams?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
Three.
I bet it is three.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
there needs to be more than 3 so that at least one person doesn't get a medal

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
Well that's very negative

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
its not, it encourage competition

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, archived)
i don't know
it's definitely not three though. DEFINITELY
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
four?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
maybe

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
maybe five?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
when i find out, you'll be the first person i tell

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
We had 50 people...10 groups of 5
Where everyone starts at different times you're not all next to each other
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:01, archived)
it sounds like health and safety has ruined karting

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
The track isn't all that big
I dare say it's better at a bigger venue
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, archived)
they should go to a bigger venue

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
Maybe YOU should go to a bigger venue
Yeah, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
and all race at once, hundreds of them, several people should be seriously injured or dead by the end

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
it should be like this
www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/1k-project-ii/12321
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
OH FUCK EVERYTHING.
Imma kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:01, archived)
NO DON'T
It'll be really awkward asking your wife for my bass back
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
it's a 'see how many laps your team can do in 2.5 hours' type of affair
so each person does a few laps then tags out
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
Gosport?
I went there once. I was well shit at it. Really good fun though.
Also, top modding Manolith. I take it all back.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, archived)
i'm not sure if it's the gosport one
i'm pretty bad at it too. possibly because i don't drive? i know cars and karts are totally different but there must be some transferable skills
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
I thought it would probably be easier for someone not used to driving at all.
I just couldn't get the hang of the tiny turning circle and constant accelerating and braking.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, archived)
i guess i'm just rubbish then
and yet i'm ace at mario kart. what a world
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
Go figure.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:01, archived)
two hours in a go kart,
And you're 6ft? Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, archived)
his hair will get caught in the wheels.
poor manolith :'(

+not one reply, what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:39, archived)
hey lay off him
he bullied a noob
he's finally becoming the mod we always dreamed of.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
it won't last.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, archived)
Not if everyone has your attitude.
I for one believe in his ability to turn his shitmodding round and finally ban adam.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
I'm only going on past experience of modolith doing nothing at all.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all
/ac

seriously though. i've stomped a few troll accounts from behind the scenes. you fucking ingrate.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, archived)
he fucking thinks he's god now!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
+o

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
*thoinks*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
He'd better wind his neck in then.

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
sorry mr god

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
fuck his shit up god, old testament style.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
yeah, i'll definitely ban the guy who's just a bit annoying and not the guy who constantly encourages him to kill himself
adam is safe from banning as long as he doesn't do anything too silly
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
shit mod.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
whiner

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, archived)

n th
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
I'm safe from banning because
I HAVE YOU IN MY POCKET
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
oh yeah, tough guy?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
Do you actually own Mario Kart Wii?
Because I don't. But I think it would be a laugh to bring it round and have a few rounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
I do, can I come play?
I won't even bring my n*v*l*y f***g d**cs
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
You should probably kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
OH! OH! ME TOO PLEASE!
It's the only genuinely good Wii game. And it fucking rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
You're a prick
Yeah, good idea. I think I have 4 controllers. Just don't have the game.
You know, it's one of the first games to come out and it's still pretty pricey to buy. Even second hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
that's nintendo for you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
I know, it's crazy
But then if people will pay it, why not.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
I can bring the game and two extra controllers.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
PERFECT

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
Get a train down
I mean...it's only Scotland. How much can it possibly cost?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
about a billion scotch poonds.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
JESUS

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
I know :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
If you two exchange friend codes we could play against mmps online. Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
Holy shit
But I don't have the game. Ok, I think I might stump up the cash and buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
perfect! now, if only I had a wii.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
Bugger
Right, let's have a whip round. They're less than a £100 now. That's only a few quid each.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
Here you g... FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
You FUCKING MISER

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME YOU DICK.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
or a billion scotch poonds!
*doofs cap*
aye, fair thanks tae ye Laird!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
i will donate £-10

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
Oh, so I pick up the shortfall
Nice try, Cheapolith
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
he'll only sell it for skag
don't waste your money
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
Skag??
You mean...the Chinaman's Nightcap?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
+deep fried
LOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
i do, yes. it's fun.
see also 'boom blox'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
But it WOULDN'T be fun to bring it round?
FINE....VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE IN MODOLTIH!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
i would like to come to your house and play it with your wife while you make sandwiches in the kitchen wearing a little pinny

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
Poivoit
She's pretty good at it actually. Not as good as me of course *blows knuckles*
*Sonic furious*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
Can we pompey wank each other?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
Is that the one where you make a scissor shape with your hands?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
Define 'too silly'
Can I talk about my extensive plyometrics routine, or about the new book I'm buying 'Essentials of Strength Training and Conditioning, 3rd Edition'?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
he means don't be a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
he means you should stop not killing yourself

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
you can, yes
but i won't give a fig when you get torn to pieces by forum hyenas
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
*flexes in contemplation*

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
Is there ANY way you can use your mod powers to make him kill himself?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
of course, i have a button that does that.
it's right between the 'hide' and 'delete' buttons
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
There's this bit that goes up and then down called a bridge and it is in the corner and i kept leaving the ground and then spinning out when i landed and i was shit but it was fun

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:40, archived)
6ft3 ACKSHERLY
and it's a team thing so i won't be in the kart for 2 hours unless everyone else on my team crashes and dies
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
*fingers crossed*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:51, archived)
fair enough,
the go kart track here is ace, we used to go once a month with all the guys from work. It's amazing how fast 30mp can feel when you realise you've over cooked a corner and are heading for a tire wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
i went to one when i was in devon
and it was proper up & down twisty turny. you were only allowed to do it for just over 10 minutes as after that people start to feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
I done that
It was well good. But the track at Gosport is seriously grotty. You'll be pleased that it's a charity thing and that you didn't have to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
when did you last go? i hear they did it up

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
Erm....about a year ago I think

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
hmm
hmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
Hmm?
And the 'pit guys' that worked there were real Kart nerds. 'Sne'ing down their noses every time someone stalled.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
Three-and-a-bit years ago
somewhere near Shepton Mallett
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:42, archived)
and how was it?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
a laugh
I was in a fierce competition with the Track Champion, who was better than me but I gave him a good run for his money.

Karts don't drive like cars :(
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
I miss Byevad :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
I like how it didn't know what fuck off means.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
I miss him SO MUCH mmps
How am I going to make it through the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
with lots of love and snuggles <3

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:12, archived)

go on then, give me a clue
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
Thank goodness!
Right...3 things about you. GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
hasn't fucked off yet
unsure how to fuck off
doesn't take hints about fucking off
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
Sshhh
I think he's replying.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
okay then, try fucking off see how that works.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
Woah woah woah
I vote we hear him out
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

Yeah thanks TH.

I'm clearly a noob. If i'm not good enough for you then i'll go. Yesterday I made a mistake when posting a picture of Sir Cliff and everyone made fun of me then too. It feels a bit like being the spaz kid on his first day at school :-(
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
Stay and have a laugh
or take it personally and leave, It's your call. Every single person here has been called a prick for no reason. Look at poor Adam. LOOK AT HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
To be fair, that's not NO reason.
I mean, it might be a bit over the top, but he should still probably, you know, kill himself.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
Nah, I like Adam
He's just weird, that's all. If every weird person killed themselves the internet would be rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:28, archived)

YAY I'LL STAY. WE COOL MMPS?
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
what the fuck does it matter what I think?
for what it's worth, fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
Prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
YOUR MUM IS

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
Yeah, fair comment.
How is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
Saw her a couple of months ago
She was very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
Don't let the off fuck you on your fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
nah, you're alright you are

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
you should double fuck off then.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:25, archived)

Seriously, can't we be friends matey? I wouldn't mind conversation that doesn't include fuck off
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
if you can't take a bit of light abuse from one of the fluffy users then you should fuck off
cause b3ta isn't the right place for you. I'm helping you really.

now, fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
mmps does not represent us
he's just bitter because he lives in scotland
see also grrrmachine and poland
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
See also Baldmonkey and hollowed out tree

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
get to fuck, you greasy Solent-smeared shitstain
Poland's fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
cause you get to feel like a king when you earn 10 quid a month?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
I'm not bitter, I'm your brother!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
i thought you were my son
this is very confusing
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
so mum is my sister?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
KNOCK KNOCK

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
I don't like how you're being a massive prick to the n00b for no reason
We did that to Adam and look how it turned out.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
Yeah, well-balanced fucking individual that I am, thanks to you lot

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
FUCK OFF.
Do you need your bass back or do you want to leave it at mine until you next come over?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
No, I don't need it
Totes no rush.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, archived)
I want to make a guitar shaped like an aircraft carrier, and when planes land on it, it plays a chord.

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
Shut your damn bitch mouth

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
i didn't even read his thread
he's right though. that IS annoying
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
the technical term is shmurvegording

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
I'm always doing that on my phone.
It fucks me right off. No way I'm telling a blue namer that though. The cock.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
You're killing this place

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
I do my best.
But I can't take all the credit. My clique help a lot and I certainly would never have been able to do it without Manolith's shit modding.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
You're grilling this plaice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
you have a clit?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
I always get shmurvegorded on Play.com
Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
nodq.com is a shmurvegording nightmare

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
Ugh, yeah
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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
I keep shmurvegording whenever I'm looking at porn
ruins my stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
Go karting is awesome.
The last time I did it was at Silverstone behind the stadiums. It rocked. Skinny people definitely have an advantage over fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
Except over there you go round the track the other way

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
Yes, totally true.
If you try to drive the wrong way round, gravity makes your car flip over the right way up which looks upside down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
Hey, I've got an idea
You look at the floor and I'll do the same, then we can imagine we're looking RIGHT AT EACH OTHER.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
Gosh.
I never knew you were so good looking.

ALso, this: digg.com/newsbar/topnews/See_what_is_on_the_exact_opposite_side_of_the_world
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
Wow, so Spain?
That's actually closer than I would have thought. But then my geography is lousy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
they should add weight to the skinnies like they do with jockies

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
Totally this.
Feed them pies before they start to make them heavier and queasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
That thing.
You know when you have just opened a web page and you are just about to click on the bit you want and the page suddenly loads more and the bit you were just about to click on moves down and you end up accidentally clicking on a different bit and you get all frustrated and that?

That needs a name that does.

Any offers?
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:29, archived)
shmurvegording
now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:31, archived)
Actually, this is better

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:31, archived)

I quite like shmurvegording but not so keen on 'now fuck off'
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
so just fuck off then.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:37, archived)

whats yer problem dude?
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
you don't seem to understand fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)

unfortunately i do understand fuck off, i just don't understand this seemingly unjustified use of it. Please explain in more detail, as I would like to know if I am at fault somehow, or if I have signed up to a website that on the surface seems fun and interesting but underneath it all lies a depressing number of tedious, small cocked, nothing better to do, titfucks who I'm sure wouldn't have it in them to tell me to fuck off in actual reality because that wouldn't be normal decent human behaviour.

So which one is it?
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
it's easy, just fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:01, archived)

Why are you even bothering to respond if you have nothing to say?

Or... Am i being TROLLED!!!!!! OMG
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
Knock knock.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
oh well, you should probably fuck off then.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
Not being very good at internet

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:31, archived)
Yeah, let's just call it "Adaming"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
oh god actually i do hate that too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
bored of that now

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:08, archived)
of that now bored
/yoda

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:10, archived)
Actually, your blues song would sound like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtPuiLlLWkY
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:12, archived)
I was thinking this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDh_Fg4G0uE
or this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_vsvX2qiLM
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
or I could be a gaybo hipster and suggest Leonard Cohen

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:18, archived)
the sopranos missed a trick there.
woke up this morning, got myself a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
Ooh, love a bit of Muddy
Feel the warmth of the Wolf
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1FK620bS7A
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
what a voice!
like liquid barbeque poured over a fridge freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:23, archived)
He's pretty cool
I LOOOVE Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac. One of my all time fave groups actually.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOP7duQDX2M
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:25, archived)

u a
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:33, archived)
some internet people were talking about me in secret last night
at first i was all lol then i was all bored o this now
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:10, archived)
?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:11, archived)
ME GOT KETCHUP. ME GOT HP. ME GOT MUSTARD. ME GOT SALAD CREME. ME GOT REGGAE REGGAE. ME GOT THOUSAND ISLAND. ME GOT BARBECUE.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:14, archived)
I've got my sauces.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:15, archived)
hahaha, you're such a dick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:16, archived)
Jesus Christ
So what happened? TELL ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:16, archived)
*taps nose*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:16, archived)
Grrrr
Gaz me then
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
<secret>baldmonkey smells of cabbage and faggots</secret>

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:13, archived)
what sort of things do you like then cabbage? how can we entertain you?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:15, archived)
i'm the only one around here who is ever nice to anyone
yet i get overlooked every day
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:28, archived)
yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:16, archived)
Manolith
Make Baldmonkey tell me about who was talking about him
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
+it
heh
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:22, archived)
Oh you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:23, archived)
Manolith, kindly put an end to all this and start a fascinating new thread about your latest hobby or a hobby you think you'd enjoy.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
GOOD IDEA
I like hearing about other people's hobbies. GOOD IDEA BALDMONKEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
ChEERS
Let's just pray he stops being a shit mod for five minutes and does it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:22, archived)
He doesn't tend to start too many threads though
My money says he won't do it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:22, archived)
shit
mod
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:23, archived)
and yours

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
up yours

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
or the latest canine he's suplexed.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:23, archived)

upl
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:27, archived)
the only way he can get an erection is to wrestle them first.
pro tip: never wrestle manolith unless you want angry wookie sex.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:30, archived)
But who WOULDN'T want angry Wookiee sex?
[Yes, I've spelled 'Wookiee' correctly. Sue me already.]
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
yoda, a WOOKIE would destroy him.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:33, archived)
Morning all,
How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:27, archived)
Pretty good, now you're here, sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:28, archived)
glad to hear it,
I'm naked you know. Having my weetabix in the buff.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
I had an all day breakfast sandwich at my desk.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
I might do this now:
bum
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:32, archived)
lol
@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);

@-moz-document domain("b3ta.com") {

.post1, .post2 {overflow: hidden; max-height: 150px}

}
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
LOL!
words and symbols
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:35, archived)
I don't think sandwiches count as breakfast,
In fact, the all day breakfast is a lie, just because the items are traditionally served as breakfast, doesn't mean they can't form a part of any meal. So you had a sandwich at your desk. Fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
Didn't have time for breakfast at home. Petrol station breakfast, innit.
Got a can of energy drink to help me muster the energy to sit at my desk for nine hours doing fuck all too.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:36, archived)
punch the printer.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
It's sunny out.
And I happen to know there are kingfishers about five minutes from the office.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
i got the day off,
Might go to the nature reserve and feed the red kites. Also buzzards and swifts.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:41, archived)
swifts and swallows are a cunt to photo

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:47, archived)
only because you're so slow
And have big fat hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
so bunk off then, I'll cover for you.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
FINE.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:52, archived)
OKAY FUCK PINCHER

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
FUCK YOU, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
prick
www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/bored.mp3
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
I ain't listening to that shit
anymore than you'll be clicking on this shit: www.last.fm/music/baldmonkey+and+The+Reticents/No+Time+For+Muffins
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:46, archived)
I know you'll click on it when I tell you it mentions you in the lyrics

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
Nope.
On account of I am bored of that now.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:54, archived)

--
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:59, archived)
I say

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:52, archived)
I get the fat, prick and ballbag bit but why is he putting on a silly voice?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:54, archived)
I guess he's trying to sound like Baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
baldmonkey sounds nothing like that!
oh man, Frank's really done it this time :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:57, archived)
Oh. I see.
Well, it's attention I suppose. I should be pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:57, archived)
You should be FLATTERED
I wish someone with severe mental health issues wrote songs about me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:58, archived)
I can help!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:01, archived)
Hooray!
I warn you, I only like Jazz Fusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:02, archived)
I only do blues :'(
woke up this morning
found out TH is gay
he tried to bum me
I said no way
took off with booth his hats
I said, imagine that
I got the low down, dirty TH blues.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:05, archived)
He licked my nipples
Then headed south
Took both my balls
Into his mouth

bored of this now
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:07, archived)
Shame, I was enjoying that
I was imagining Tom Petty singing it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:10, archived)
Shoot the stuck up pricks

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:45, archived)
start a thread,
I'm bored of scrolling past baldmonkeys poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:47, archived)
dont worry,
It's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
yeah
i think baldmonkey got bored of scrolling past it too
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
you're a hero of the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
yeah
i think baldmonkey got bored of scrolling past it too
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
yeah
i think baldmonkey got bored of scrolling past it too
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
yeah
i think baldmonkey got bored of scrolling past it too
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
How did you do that, MONO?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:58, archived)
not sure I approve of this, just sayin

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:31, archived)
PING

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:34, archived)
I might record another song
tell me which song to record, I'll upload a version in 10 minutes
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:35, archived)
record one about being bored of this now

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:36, archived)
morning Frank,
How's your parrot? Trained it to kill yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:34, archived)
he's properly FURIOUS because I haven't given him any toast

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:36, archived)
is shit about to kick off,
Are your neighbours going to discover your bloated corpse in a few weeks time, riddled with beak holes?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:38, archived)
good morning MON....... waitaminute!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:35, archived)
alright mmps,
I met a Scottish bloke in an Irish pub last night. Why don't we have Scottish theme bars?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:36, archived)
I like irn bru

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:38, archived)
I went to one in Paris.
I think you Englanders just hate us, sadtimes cause we love you so much :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:38, archived)
how much is bucky going to be under salmonds new pricing scheme?
I reckon a minimum unit price counts as abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:40, archived)
I dunno and frankly I don't care as long as the cunt leaves trifles alone.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:44, archived)
Do you like boozey trifle?
I don't. But you might.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
as long as it's homemade
wiv tons of bucky LOLOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
My mother in law puts too much sherry in trifle
So....yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:54, archived)
Yuk.
But that's just me. Other opinions are available. Please be aware that subjectivity may settle in transit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
I don't like it either
But as I say, I think it's because she uses too much. She may be a drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:58, archived)
Well it's going
I should be thankful for that at least
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:54, archived)
when we get married,
I'm wearing the dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:58, archived)
Thank goodness
I don't have the legs for it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:59, archived)
I've gotta get dressed and take the dog out.
You're in charge till Manolith gets here.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:02, archived)
Oh shit
pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:03, archived)
*mashes a fistful of stickle bricks into your face*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:06, archived)
MODHATER

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:10, archived)
I'm going to post pictures of cocks! 8======D
LOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:06, archived)
B@

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:12, archived)
and I bet you'll look just radiant.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:00, archived)
bored of that now
and I remembered what I was going to talk about

but yeah, the moment's gone now

alt: pricks

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:18, archived)
bored of that now
yeah, I got nothing

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:10, archived)
so yeah, Paralympics, I don't give a shit about that and neither does anyone else
though I suppose they're to be congratulated, they're all quite brave and that for coping with being cripples
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:12, archived)
areet bellends

(I helped save b3ta! avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Wed 16 May 2012, 5:45, archived)
what about those of us who are not bellends?
you cliquey prick
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2012, 6:44, archived)
My cats are named after Hillmans, trufax
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2012, 6:45, archived)
don't you have pictures of Danielle Raddcliffe to look at
touch your cats to the smells of harry uuuhhh
(I helped save b3ta! avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:08, archived)
Hola!
N00b alert... so now what do I do here? :)
(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:52, archived)
Tell us a joke
and then fuck off.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:57, archived)
Q: Who won the Maltese beauty contest?
A: Nobody
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 May 2012, 2:32, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 16 May 2012, 4:30, archived)
alright Outrun

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:05, archived)
alright outrun?
what gives?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:13, archived)
I don't think it's going to reply :(
alright janet?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:16, archived)
alright mns?
how many kids who aren't yours you got now?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:20, archived)
OH FINE THEN.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:26, archived)
Howdy...
Not a lot goin on... as for telling a joke you wouldn't like it as it would be cut and pasted from Sickipedia ;) Work tomorrow but sleep ain't forthcoming just now, arse :/
(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:41, archived)
You're doing it wrong. To reply to someone click 'reply' on their post.
Otherwise it just looks like you're talking to yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 May 2012, 1:03, archived)
Ahhh nice one!
Told u I was a n00b :)
(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Wed 16 May 2012, 1:10, archived)
Now you're getting it!
Goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 May 2012, 1:15, archived)
alright dukes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:43, archived)
alright mongy
how about them ManCitys eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
it's cool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:15, archived)
alright doll face

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:46, archived)
HATD!
*tips cap*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
MNS!
*curtseys*
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
Whee!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:24, archived)
nice herb

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
Cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
better now

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:48, archived)
smashing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
now the egg problem's sorted
yeah, thanks to mongychops
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:48, archived)
I was just about to say spoons, then mongy jets in a steals all the glory

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
you had plenty of chances

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
lovely
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
Alright that mongychops

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:48, archived)
evening dr

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:17, archived)
I think I've got a bit of a cold coming on.

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:52, archived)
only puffs get ill

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:01, archived)
I wish we had a time of the month

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
You mean an excuse?

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
no he wants to bleed from his cock and shout at people for not understanding him on an emotional level

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
again?

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:15, archived)
classic

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
I don't get why you keep asking the same thing over and over, every bloody night of the week

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
I think it's directed at me,
but I don't check /talk often, so this is the first time I've replied.
He'll probably stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
alright Cabbages. Knickers.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7499017
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
It's not got a beak

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
I think mongychap might have died after posting this thread, he usually replies to people

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
Fuck yeah! NEW ICONS!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
We aren't going to get icons for mongy.
The mods hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
It's a fucking travesty.
I hope he is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:23, archived)
he's deliberately not replying to me now
I wish he was really dead
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:23, archived)
The two of them are in competition for beaks
So far, We've had 15 brought home.
Eddie lost marks on one because he brought a headless starling corpse into the kitchen.
Prehaps I should start a baldmonkey style blog along the lines of "dead things my cats brung home".
I probably won't. I lose interest in these things quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
I was going to do a blog about things my parrot has shat on
coffee machine, monitor, table, desk, synth module, the list goes on and on
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:23, archived)
things "my parrot has shat on"
is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:26, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
aye

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:17, archived)

youtu.be/KHy7DGLTt8g
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
ok,porn links only and that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
too short, didn't watch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA5DsLzSVrk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:25, archived)
Evenong
I am new, please abuse me... Going for a walk now, read the cements laterrerererererer.....
(edtwozeronine, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
You're trying too hard.
I sense that 4chan would be more suitable for you.
(. Y . ), Tue 15 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
Bou?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:10, archived)
It's needy enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
YOU FUCKING CUNT!
nah, you're alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
I hope you die on your walk and lie undiscovered rotting in an alleyway full of used condoms until a tramp has a piss on you one night far in the future

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:08, archived)
and when the tramp pisses on you he pisses out septic pus full of leptospirosis germs and AIDS

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:10, archived)
Houston we have a semi

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
sorry, don't believe you

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:28, archived)
Are you encouraging Mongy to do a Syncabus and post a picture of his cock in a sock?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
Yup
That's exactly what happened! Can you read the furniture?
(edtwozeronine, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:46, archived)

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