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Tiger Feet is a fucking brilliant record

(Tha D O Z, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:36, archived)
Have you heard PP Arnold's recent release?
It was all recorded years ago but the label folded, Barry Gibb produced a lot of it. It's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:39, archived)
No

(Tha D O Z, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:40, archived)
Well perhaps you fucking should.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:51, archived)
Should've used thicker card for the label then, the fucking spastics.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 19:08, archived)
Tiger feet is shit, but as a counter point rod Stewart did do some good work with the faces

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:40, archived)
The Faeces, more like!

(Tha D O Z, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:40, archived)
That's neat that's neat that's neat that's
fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:50, archived)

Lol
(Tha D O Z, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:51, archived)
+so wow
+a
+o
what now right
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 19:09, archived)
Squeeze kicked the knackers out of mud, hth

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:53, archived)
m'alright

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 19:59, archived)
no m8

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 20:23, archived)
Is it? You might also like this new band I've heard of the kinks they call themselves, 2 brothers, check them out honestly

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 20:25, archived)
Man, I can't wait for you to tell us about this other new record called Misteltoe And Wine.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 2 Dec 2017, 20:41, archived)
Pushing that lolwakishit shit down the page.
Alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:03, archived)
Alright Mr.Tea

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:06, archived)

Alright Rich.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 19:07, archived)
I thought that sort of waki shit had died out in the previous decade

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:30, archived)
mornimg

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 6:49, archived)
That's what *she* said.
Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 6:52, archived)
Alright

(Tha D O Z, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 7:33, archived)
czesc grrrry

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 7:54, archived)
siema

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 8:11, archived)
Tiger Feet is a fucking brilliant record

(Tha D O Z, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:30, archived)
I have not slept well.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 8:48, archived)
Alright, my lads smashed his phone so I suppose I've got to buy another

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 10:13, archived)

Get him one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 10:17, archived)
I'll see what the sales monkeys try and sell me in O2

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 10:34, archived)
I'm cooking a bacon and black pudding sandwich and listening to Bill Withers, all good here cheif.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 11:48, archived)
Dropped me clothes off at the laundrette, hauin a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 13:29, archived)
This place has good beer, does fry-ups and just played sly stone and Curtis Mayfield.
Someone's bought a red setter in.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:43, archived)
Earlier I watched a video a mate posted on Facebook about the correct way to eat sushi
and now I want sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:17, archived)
I don't really see the fuss.
If you put it in front of me I'll eat it but I'd not actively go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:21, archived)
It's not something I usually crave.
It's probably just because I haven't had it for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:36, archived)
Fair. I craved a box of miniature pasties recently but it seems tescos don't do them these days, probably for the best.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:45, archived)
Now thst we've found each other, what are we going to do?
youtu.be/NNEgUPKxk7A

Heavy-d And the boyz have a few suggestions. What are you going to suggest?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:01, archived)
flogging it off to the highest bidder

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:03, archived)
IBYA
YDOB
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 21:47, archived)
Had a drink in a crowded pub, now mooching aimlessly around Brum.
Can mcbeef meet me here, then accompany me home on the train? If I stay sober, I can get him to the L&D before midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:07, archived)
Usually drink, usually dance, usually bubble

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:08, archived)
Might go for a plop

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:14, archived)
figgy puddi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:18, archived)
Giga figga puddi

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:30, archived)
^to the theme of 'chucklevision'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 19:08, archived)
turtle power

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 19:13, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:19, archived)
the nursery just called and said my kid's throwing up
good to hear she's started the weekend early, the little trooper
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:44, archived)
Tactical puke before getting back on it, nice one

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:51, archived)
this is the natural result of an anglosaxon-slav hybrid

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:55, archived)
I like the squating Slavs FB page, some is completely lost on me tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:09, archived)
Welcome back you big curmudgeon.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:54, archived)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:59, archived)
I'd have said hello earlier but I'm 3 Fridays into a new job and haven't logged into my recreational sites yet.
I created a new chrome profile and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:19, archived)
get her a kebab, job's a good 'un

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:20, archived)
Slrry, I just sort of fucked off home after posting this.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:58, archived)
3pm?! part timer

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:58, archived)
Showered, changed and down the local by 4.
Just waiting for Sheepy and Digger. And Dan.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:01, archived)
Dan's not going until later
he's got to nip across town first
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:02, archived)
The cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:03, archived)
Sheepy and Digger?
Who are you, Bob the fucking Builder?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:10, archived)
just a man blowing the froth off a few after a hard day's work

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:19, archived)
Sheepy is called that because he's Welsh.
Digger is called that because 4 times in a row he dug the speed humps up outside his house because it was causing too much noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:58, archived)
Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:54, archived)
A lass I knew was going out with a glaswegian manager of a shit 'meatmarket' nightclub called Digger.
whataprick.net
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:57, archived)
I don't see how you could just walk away from the board like that

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:59, archived)
Beer o'clock

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:02, archived)
easy group for the world cup

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:59, archived)
we'll fuck it up anyway

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:59, archived)
Bit awks after the Panama papers thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:03, archived)
I expect Joe Hart to let a few in out of sympathy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:05, archived)
GS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:30, archived)
2 draws and a win will see us through to being knocked out in round 2, woohoo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:11, archived)
I hope we see some Russian hooliganism as well

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:17, archived)
When you operate as roving 8 man squads, not drinking and systematically fighting is it traditional violence?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:34, archived)
no
you need the pre-match pub warm up then the post-match piss up. It's tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:36, archived)
He'vening all.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a Grrry.

Welcome back, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:04, archived)
Get a Grrrroom

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:30, archived)
They've got the Grrrrow-how.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:52, archived)
no homo

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:30, archived)
*exaggeratedly manly and elaborate handshake*

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:31, archived)
Hi, guys!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:39, archived)
Hiya

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:42, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:43, archived)
are there any lady boarders left?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:43, archived)
just this one
*points at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:44, archived)
it's like a camel's toe that's been stung by a hundred hornets

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:48, archived)
and smells like it too

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:04, archived)
define "lady"

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:37, archived)
not you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:46, archived)
ah. as you were.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:01, archived)
Oh hey, I didn't see you there

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:45, archived)
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:46, archived)
Those who have virtue always in their mouths, and neglect it in practice, are like a harp, which emits a sound pleasing to others, while itself is insensible of the music.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:47, archived)
good point

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:48, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:46, archived)
amen

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:49, archived)
Praise be to Allah

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:57, archived)
Hi.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:59, archived)
hey there

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:03, archived)
Might go for a beer in a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:09, archived)
might have a turbo shandy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:09, archived)
I've just had one, it was nice

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:21, archived)
hello!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:20, archived)

hello! +hello!
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:21, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:26, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:29, archived)

🎅🎅🎅
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:29, archived)

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:32, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:34, archived)
The Reindeer Centipede

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:41, archived)

🕎✡🕎✡🕎✡🕎✡🕎✡🕎✡🕎✡🕎✡🕎✡🕎✡🕎✡🕎
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:37, archived)
no Kwanzaa emoji ;(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:41, archived)
hardly surprising
the whole telecommunications industry is institutionally racist
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:45, archived)
BT stands for Black Tyranny

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:50, archived)
Festivus Pole?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:50, archived)
put it away before that nice lady from HR sees it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:02, archived)
Calling her 'nice' technically counts as harrassment

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:03, archived)
ok, that female person of indeterminate personality

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:04, archived)

🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:43, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:44, archived)

🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:57, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:04, archived)
give it a week or so and i'll get the christmas icons turned on
that'll be nice for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:17, archived)

🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 22:01, archived)
gimme a chance, i haven't even lit it yet!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:34, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:39, archived)
Ok, enough of that.
We're all excited that grrry is not dead. But what else are we excited about?
I'm off to look at another motorbike tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:05, archived)
is it a motorbike that actually runs
or another pile of slavic rust?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:06, archived)
It is a runner, the Slavic pile of rust is for sale.
Do you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:10, archived)
I've already owned enough of that bike at various times already
no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
I emailed the owners club, see if they would put an advert in the newsletter.
They wanted to come and assess it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:14, archived)
they want first refusal

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:21, archived)

and in my ess it
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:04, archived)
I've booked the days between christmas and new years off for the first time in ever
I'm looking forward to it even though I have no plans whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:07, archived)
I've only had to work that period once
most places I've worked for have shut during that time
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:09, archived)
last few years everyone else in my project took those days off
so I claimed the hours on my timesheet while playing transport tycoon all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:10, archived)
In my old tv scheduling gig, there would be essentially 3 months of hard graft to get stuff sorted for christmas
And then anyone who was on sub 25k had to schlep in with transmission staff to make sure it actually plays out. Don't miss that. At. All.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:19, archived)
We have a shut down,
I plan nothing in and enjoy a few days of loafing around.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
every year my bosses talk about the possiblity of staying open over christmas but it's never going to happen and if it does I'll book the days off anyway

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:14, archived)
Yeah, ladypigs work stays open,
They all do 1 day each, last year, over an 8 hour shift they had 2 calls. I don't think many people would be upset to be told by an answerphone that they were closed for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:15, archived)
Are you looking forward to your Salt Christmas carp with all the trimmings (cabbage)?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:03, archived)
just life in general

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:09, archived)
alright des'ree

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
I'm living a lie

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:13, archived)
The second coming of our lord, Jesus Christ
and PSVR
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:10, archived)
I have a mate that works on some VR games.
He reckons they're all a shit fad.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
I've narrated tutorials for them
They definitely are.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:18, archived)
does he

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:23, archived)
They can't seem to get people beyond about 45 minutes without motion sickness kicking in for any decent games.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:27, archived)
well that makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:28, archived)
VR will be a damper squib than 3D TV.
I don't reckon 4K TV will live up to the hype, either.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:52, archived)
think of the porn! cor!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:12, archived)
alright Damian Green

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:13, archived)
I bet he's into foot porn

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:13, archived)
IT WAS NOTHING ILLEGAL AND ANYWAY I DIDN'T EVEN DO IT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:14, archived)
Nonce!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:44, archived)
you getting one for chrimblepops then?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:15, archived)
No
maybe around bonus time, but we'll see
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:23, archived)
I've just bought a big house, which might have put the kibosh on any big purchases for a while

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:23, archived)
what colour is the bath?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:27, archived)
white, baby
white
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:35, archived)
I miss the days of going for a wee in someone else's house
and being greeted by some aubergine or avocado-coloured abomination.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:40, archived)
Yeah, the bathroom suite in our current place was avacado when we moved in
The master bedroom in the new place has an en suite, dontchaknow. We're 'en suite' people now.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:44, archived)
you're hampshire royalty now

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:46, archived)
Heavy is the head that wears the crown

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:46, archived)
You're just down the road from me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:52, archived)
oh yeah?
where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:56, archived)
probably just up the road from you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:02, archived)
wow, that's pretty close

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:05, archived)
Winchfield.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:09, archived)
"Saturday Night" was a banger back in the day, to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:22, archived)
piss and shit where you sleep
nice
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:28, archived)
Well the toilet isn't literally in the bedroom
I think it'll be ok
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:36, archived)
I know
but you don't want to hear someone shit while you lay in bed
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:48, archived)
Well, quite

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:49, archived)
good point
you'll have toilet roll holders and the like to buy
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:35, archived)
We had to go through the list of things that we're leaving behind, last night
I'm going to ask if they want Small's highriser bed, because dismantling that fucker is going to be a pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:37, archived)
yeah
the previous owner left quite a nice bedframe in my attic room because it would have been too hard to get out
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)
world aids day is always an exciting event

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:12, archived)
are you positive about that? lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:14, archived)
lol i get this
not aids I mean, I'm not a gay or an intravenous drug user
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:15, archived)
Finally, someone is sticking up for AIDS
It's had a lot of bad press, so good for them.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:26, archived)
Royal wedding!
Squeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:13, archived)
omg! omg! omg! omg!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:14, archived)
I NO :) I NO :) I NO :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:18, archived)
i'm totes buying a new hat

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:20, archived)
Can you get hats big enough for your big stupid head?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:21, archived)
yes
in as much as anything you wear on your head could technically be called a hat
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:36, archived)
We better get a day off
He isn't a stick-in-the-attic-eating-fisheads type so we deserve 24 hours off to do something out of the house away from the pomopsity of it all
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:23, archived)
night out on the town
throwing a few shapes
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:25, archived)
Nothin'
Cos I'm cool
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:21, archived)
I'm thinking of buying this today , I like the micro gas tubes, little xmas gift to myself
www.exquisitetimepieces.com/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/beff4985b56e3afdbeabfc89641a4582/n/m/nm2028c-l4cj-bk_night-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:25, archived)
NSFW
don't want to see a pic of your balls at work m8
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:27, archived)
But look at them glow

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:28, archived)
if your balls glow in the dark
Chernobyl fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:33, archived)
The phrase 'on the ball' comes from these watches, how interesting mongy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:57, archived)
Horsefly-tipping! LOL!
Actually, this isn't funny

www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/warning-graphic-image-dead-horse-dumped-by-low-life-scum-on-public-footpath-in-swanwick-1-8269841
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:45, archived)
If Windy tells me that he's not responsible for this, I'll believe him
because I trust him
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:46, archived)
I eat them

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:58, archived)
If you don't eat it, it's murder

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:01, archived)
Pretty sure horses are biodegradable.
Don't see what this fuss is.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:54, archived)
I'm most excited about the bbc 7 days quiz thread which should be along any minute now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:59, archived)
I'm in Brum for my wife to pick up her diploma.
There's lunch, I suppose I could get excited by the prospect of food.
Found out that this qualification means she now earns more than me. I might retire.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:25, archived)
my wife and I are on parallel career paths at this point
Who outearns who is almost a game now
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:28, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 5:43, archived)
Morning!

(immadme, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 6:50, archived)
bit enthusiastic

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:00, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 6:58, archived)
yer you?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:01, archived)
Sweet as

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:07, archived)
safe

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:08, archived)
Your kid excited for Xmas or still too young?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:09, archived)
too young still
it might cotton on though once the tree goes up
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:21, archived)
My two are just looking forward to being off school and staying in bed, proper teenagers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:29, archived)
have they asked santa for Xmas watches?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:33, archived)
It's all cash these days

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:37, archived)
millennials have killed christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:42, archived)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:58, archived)

Hiya
(Tha D O Z, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:04, archived)
token reply

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:07, archived)
Oh. You're still alive then?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:09, archived)
^ dr of the year

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:10, archived)
you seem surprised

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:20, archived)
I was going for indifferent.
Wife spent last weekend test driving audi q5s and landrover discovery sports and then went and bought a BMW X1 xDrive 20d M Sport.
Apparently the puddle lights swung it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:57, archived)
You are the target market for that sort of chariot
A beefed up 1-series with less interior space, the same frugality as a Prius but with more expensive repair costs, and all the chunky sporty add-ons despite the thing being more fragile than a drama student's ego.

What was the damage? About 32k?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:01, archived)
Classic grrr

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:04, archived)
If someone wants a chunky crossover for their burgeoning family, they get a Nissan and that's the end of it
all the others are overpriced trinkets with dramatic service costs that usually have more cramped interiors than the saloons they're based on, and the X1 is no different. No way 2Can's going to get two prams in the boot of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:07, archived)
The x-trail?
It's fuck ugly though.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:10, archived)
nah, I meant the Qashqai
but it seems the new ones top out at a feeble 1.6 instead of a turbocharged 2 litre
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:14, archived)
It's all euro 5 emissions nonsense.
All the new Chinese pick ups are coming over with shit 2litre diesel, but in Aus are getting much bigger better engines
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:35, archived)
I expect it's diesel's last hurrah before the EU makes them completely illegal
Aren't the Chinese ones still some old Rover K-series design?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:45, archived)
Yeah.
The new Great Wall has got something better apparently, one of the chefs here has got one. They don't seem too bad, except all the metal work like tow bars and caliper is just rotting away.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:00, archived)

finess koalaty
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:02, archived)
Second hand for 27 (done 10,000 miles) but they gave me 1300 for my 10 year old wreck of an e90.
Didn't think it was too bad from a BMW dealer.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:07, archived)
1300 trade in isn't bad for an E90
horrendous turds that they are. Smart move to get a used one that someone else already took the hit on too. How much warranty have the dealership given you?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:09, archived)
Dunno TBH, my wife's dealt with it. It's less than a year old so it will still have a minimum of another 2 years anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:15, archived)
good to hear
I just did some googling and they've replaced the horrendous old N20 engine with some modular lump called a B38, so hopefully you won't have all the drama that earlier X1 diesels had.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:26, archived)
Yeah anything after 2015 is supposed to be fine. Also they put the engine in a different way round which gives more leg room or something.
I dunno, it's my wife's car now anyway and I've got her 2012 automatic golf TDI, which is fine because I no longer care about cars or having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:36, archived)
K just realised you have no idea what you're talking about, a 5 second google reveals that the B38 is a 1.5 petrol engine and the B47 is the 20d one.
Which sounds excellent as it is clearly 9 better.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
it's all the same modular bollocks
design it on a cylinder basis, not the whole block, then chop it up into 3-, 4- or 6-cylinder versions as needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
Buy a Lexus RX

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:06, archived)
Another one, I've bought 5 since you started this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:23, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:25, archived)
And I thought I was out early.
Good to see the return of the OG morning thread (RIP The Doveston).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:10, archived)
I don't think I've ever been referred to as OG

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:20, archived)
Straight Outta [your hometown]

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:26, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:17, archived)
yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:20, archived)
Alright grrr.
I've got some great car/bike chat to catch you up on.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:28, archived)
wicked, a good start to December

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:32, archived)
Pinch punch first of the month

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:36, archived)
fuck this, I'm out

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:38, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:06, archived)
dollar dollar bill y'all

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:15, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:07, archived)
[ extended ascii mashup of your name ]

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:15, archived)
Well look what a polish cat dragged in
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:14, archived)
alright two hats

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:15, archived)
you can't polish a cat
but you can roll it in turds
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:53, archived)
did you go away to procreate again?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:52, archived)
He's had a few million knuckle kids, if that's what you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:57, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:59, archived)
You know when people say 'spastic'? You know what I say?
I says 'SPAZ-DICK'! Then it's like two insults in one! lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:02, archived)
it's more like amateurcreate when I do it

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:00, archived)
You were missed

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:12, archived)
yeah, I expect you lot had all sorts of trouble starting a new thread each morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:14, archived)
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:40, archived)
I'll always have the key to your heart

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:44, archived)
What lego you recently bought?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:50, archived)
Millenium Falcon zł6,999

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:55, archived)
Was in the Lego shop last night
They are selling well even though it is £650, they had sold out of stock and it was a weeks wait minimum

Edit: Just seen it comes with two porgs!
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
I hope they are enjoying their new status as "maker of toys bought almost exclusively by middle aged men"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:04, archived)
I tracked down a few old 9V Technic motors and some new PF ones
so now all my Lego train track points are motorized for automation. I can run 12 off one arduino.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:06, archived)
m'alright

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:30, archived)
m'bop

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:48, archived)
Did you know nearly all of Gary Glitter's songs were written in the same key?
I guess he's always most comfortable in A minor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 20:45, archived)
TIMELY

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:12, archived)
Edgy.

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:21, archived)
Both of those things.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:24, archived)
Did you know Meghan Markle has chosen the material for her wedding dress?
She picked cotton.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:21, archived)
Dunno what everyone is getting so worked up about, she's not THAT black

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:25, archived)
She ent even that fit

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:28, archived)
I've been knocked back by worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:29, archived)
I'm very good looking though.

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:30, archived)
Certainly no Middleton

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:29, archived)
Pippa's arse.

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:31, archived)
Prince Philip plays Jim Royle

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:34, archived)
I liked it when the Daily Mash called her 'buttock host organism Pippa Middleton'.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:16, archived)
The daily mash is lol comedy for spastics

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:57, archived)
Sounds right up your street.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:22, archived)

KAPOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:23, archived)
I no u r but wat am i

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:49, archived)
Dunno, a prick with a lolwaki name by the look of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:54, archived)
They did an article about my local supermarket! *prouds*
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/royal-wedding-is-fantastic-news-says-everyone-in-cheltenham-branch-of-waitrose-20171128139908
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 0:07, archived)
I just worry if the baby's quite brown Harry might have a PTSD episode and try to shoot it from a helicopter.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:28, archived)
Haha lol edgy!!!!!!

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:30, archived)
look at Frankie Boyle here

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:49, archived)
Funny name for you are penis

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:56, archived)
I hope that Paul Worthington kills himself.

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:56, archived)
RIP Marina Popovich
you flew too close to the sun
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:37, archived)
her name reminds me of some form of fruit and cream-filled pastry

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:40, archived)
popping out for a Popovich

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:40, archived)
dammit, now i want an apple turnover

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:42, archived)
Didn't she believe in UFOs?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:41, archived)
I hope so

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:46, archived)
You looking forward to tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:10, archived)
oh yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:32, archived)
and that the children are our future

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:48, archived)
What a fucking loonie

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:01, archived)
i know

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:03, archived)
AIDS related?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:56, archived)
Jenkem

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:01, archived)
*pours one for the fallen*
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:03, archived)
fart one out more like!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:12, archived)
Great timing, my watch made from a soyez capsule was released on 25th, hope she rubbed her fanny on it, cor blimey

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:24, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:43, archived)
It'd be a cool story, but serious collectors are going to want proof of the Danny rub

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:57, archived)
Not posting in Dozer threads.
Somehow I've ended up working outdoors for the last hour or so trying to get some lights working on some scaffolding. Why is your job shit today?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:14, archived)
Because there's not enough of it, I suppose.
If there were any justice in the world, I'd be firing up Steam now and making some non-empty use of my time. As it is I'm browsing my way through AskReddit.

Have you got your thermal crackers on for that scaffolding work?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:16, archived)
I bought Cuphead
That is the hardest game I have ever played, there is no mercy for fuckups
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:21, archived)
None whatsoever, it's an utter bastard (but a glorious one).
The sense of achievement when you actually get past a boss or beat a level is correspondingly massive, though. Meanwhile all these twenty-year-olds who vlog about games for a living are posting videos of "Perfect scores on all bosses in Cuphead" and I'm two bosses away from beating Isle One.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:25, archived)
Must have spent at least 3 hours so far trying to beat up two frogs and a bouncing blue bastard
My hand/end co-ordination isn't the greatest at the best of times, so I've essentially bought myself a game that I'll never finish :/
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:29, archived)
Those frogs are cunts; I haven't beaten them yet.
The blue guy took me a while but I got him in the end.

It's funny because the vegetable bosses are a pushover, so you think (à la Bridge of Death) "This is easy!", then you get your arse handed to you by everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:38, archived)
The frogs are a right prick
Get easily enough to the cash register and then it requires me to jump AND shoot at the same time. Wankers
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:52, archived)
I saw a difficulty curve diagram for it, and some of the later bosses appear to be easier.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:11, archived)
That's mildly reassuring.
I've seen a playthrough of one guy casually getting all the way to the end and making it look like a walk in the park, and some of the later ones do look a little bit more chill.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)
It's just boring, that's all
I've got plenty to do, it's just boring and shit and rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:17, archived)
this^
Today is rather tedious, to say the least. However, tonight I have the joy (!) of doing my Tax Self Assessment return
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:26, archived)
it's not 'lol edgy' enough for my liking

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:19, archived)
My job could stand to be more "rad"
and infinitely more "sorted"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:22, archived)
or a 'nice one, cunt'

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:27, archived)
Currently finishing off a software testing document
The only thing duller than writing a testing document is actually doing the damn thing. So hats off to the chump who has to work through the 114 page document.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:23, archived)
I am currently testing a new installer script
It really is as boring as it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:41, archived)
I wish everything was as
Easy to rollout like using Ninite. But it fuckin' ain't, feel ya pain brother
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:51, archived)
The boss keeps touching my willy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:29, archived)
spunk on his hand

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:38, archived)
Will do

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:51, archived)
My boss has just left for the day
Might go for a pint
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:38, archived)
I don't even have a boss

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:51, archived)

boss +willy
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:52, archived)
True, I lost custody after my divorce

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:00, archived)
all the forklift monkeys are off today for some reason so I had to spend over an hour outside this morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:38, archived)
Can you not just use a door?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:40, archived)
Any thick cunt can drive a fork lift.
You should have given it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:49, archived)
what the fuck do you think I was doing outside?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:53, archived)
wanking off longshoremen

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:58, archived)
well yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:08, archived)
Well, if you were in the cab id say you were a bit inside.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:11, archived)
you can say what you like, doesn't make it true

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:30, archived)
the best it's ever been
I'm on holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:59, archived)

'm on holiday +'ve been fired for wanking off a dog
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:01, archived)
I'm not fired 'til proven
just banned from the office kennel
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:01, archived)
Anywhere nice?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:13, archived)
Chorley

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:38, archived)
No :(
I'm going to have to lie when I go back.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:02, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)
because it's currently non-existent

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:24, archived)
Have you tried applying for a few?
Apparently there's loads now.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:26, archived)
i have, even though i'm not currently being ordered to
it's all seasonal work for under 25's right now, i want something permanent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:39, archived)
That nice Mr Hammond said that everyone has a job, now.
Are you sure you didn't become a barista without realising?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:06, archived)
i'd drink them out of stock in no time

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:08, archived)
Beef or chicken stock?

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:12, archived)
bovril

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:27, archived)
^ Mrs Murdoch

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:39, archived)
Been slow in here for the last week.
On the plus side I've got all the Christmas shopping done.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:13, archived)
Afternoon.

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 13:11, archived)
I've missed so much

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 13:45, archived)
iplayer it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 13:52, archived)
iRbaboon

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 13:53, archived)
Alright bendors and bendees!
Thursday, eh? They said it'd never happen, and here we are! Haha. Be lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:14, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:15, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:17, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:35, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:00, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:12, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:27, archived)
A note of caution: We can never achieve goals that envy sets for us.
Looking at your friends and wishing you had what they had is a waste of precious energy. Because we are all unique, what makes another happy may do the opposite for you. That's why advice is nice but often disappointing when heeded.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:18, archived)
I've come to believe that each of us has a personal calling
that's as unique as a fingerprint - and that the best way to succeed is to discover what you love and then find a way to offer it to others in the form of service, working hard, and also allowing the energy of the universe to lead you.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:28, archived)
Sounds great, but look what happened to Louis CK.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:02, archived)
Will that get me my secret volcano lair?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 13:11, archived)
my bum is cold :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:38, archived)
come here, I'll warm it up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:39, archived)
not gay sex
I was going to help warm it through callisthenics
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:48, archived)
sure

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:50, archived)
Think that means good luck

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:46, archived)
And WE made it happen
Praise be to us, and a little to Allah to cover all bases
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:40, archived)
I wouldn't worry too much
the Quran borrows heavily from the bible
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:41, archived)
Jesus is mentioned the most in the Quran
The second is Bobby Ball
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:45, archived)
Rock on, Mohammed!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:47, archived)
shame Canon's teachings were dismissed

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:47, archived)
He's a heretic
And death to you for bringing him up
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:56, archived)
hell is warm

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:57, archived)
The embroidered college crest on my uniform has rubbed my left nipple raw.
Might have to start wearing a vest. Or nipple tassles. Any advice?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:47, archived)
wear nothing upstairs
you've got the body to pull it off
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:48, archived)
and don't be slut shamed

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:48, archived)
I'll be cold though

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:50, archived)
but sexy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:52, archived)
you need to grease your nipples with vaseline

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:53, archived)
and film it pls

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:53, archived)
Gaffer-tape an 'X' over your nipple.
It even doubles as a cheap solution for chest waxing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:54, archived)
Gently drizzle melted wax over the affected nipple
This will form a protective shell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:58, archived)
Get a ferret to chew them off
Or, failing that, get a stoat
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:51, archived)
Just had about 8 flakes of snow here PANIC 111!!¡

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:49, archived)
Really? Blimey
I've been very optimistic, and hung some washing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:50, archived)
I hope a tramp steals it to keep warm.
Your opulence is sickening
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:52, archived)
He'd have to get through a high, locked gate
then clamber over three gardens to get here. If he managed that, he deserves the laundry.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:55, archived)
get to the shop and buy as much milk and bread as you can

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:52, archived)
Another day closer to payday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:55, archived)
recovering data from my deceased grandfather's hdd
"fun"
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:01, archived)
what sort of porn was he into?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:06, archived)
none found

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:42, archived)
I've just read that the official definition of a 'white Christmas'
is when at least one snowflake falls anywhere in the UK on 25 December. Sounds like a bit of a cop-out to me.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:32, archived)

when at least one snowflake falls anywhere in the UK on 25 December. the title of a popular christmas song by tuneful child-beater, Bing fucking Crosby.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:35, archived)
+ that it's really hard to sing nowadays without sounding like a massive racist

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:38, archived)
Bookies only pay out if it snows at the met office london

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:46, archived)
What, at the actual Met Office?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:52, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:15, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)
Alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:49, archived)
Mint with a jigger of reem.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:01, archived)
I hope dozer drinks a vial of poison

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)
He ain't got the minerals to do it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:21, archived)
Already on it m8

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:30, archived)
He is a prick isn't he

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:49, archived)
One part cheap vodka, one part curaçao, three parts glyphosphate, dash of seltzer.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:56, archived)
In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value? What is my worth? Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)
This one's surprisingly relevant today.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:21, archived)
Alright David Byrne

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:42, archived)
Morning Windy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:24, archived)
Alright TH.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:50, archived)
chilly one today, boy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:00, archived)
Bit of a repeater this morning

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:26, archived)
That's where beans for breakfast'll get you.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:29, archived)
Is it just me that thinks that non crispy hash browns are a stain on our society?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:35, archived)
It's not just you.
If you're going to eat non-crispy hash browns, you might as well eat raw chips for all the satisfaction you're going to get.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:36, archived)
Halfway between bubble'n'squeak and a hash brown,
but not as enjoyable as either.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:38, archived)
What on earth's a bath brown?
A hash brown that's gone soggy from being left in the bath?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:39, archived)
it's when you do a poo in the bath

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:46, archived)
disgusting
At least when you do it in the shower, you can toe it down the plughole
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:01, archived)
I've only corrected it to make a nonsense of this subthread.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:18, archived)
Is it not still morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:50, archived)
I reject the shackles of your archaic societies vague meanings
Kinda more Mid-morning now innit
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:57, archived)
Brunch thread

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:35, archived)
alright 'ian mackaye'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:52, archived)
You are onto a steady diet of nothing with that kind of talk

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:59, archived)
Is today's google doodle supposed to be implying that Scottish People are gay?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:08, archived)
Why else would they forego underwear and wear skirts if not for ease of bum access?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:16, archived)
I thought that was so they could inject heroin into their penuses faster

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:38, archived)
Only one more sleepington until the choccie-woccie advent calendar comes out!!!!

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:16, archived)
I'm a middle-aged woman who works in HR
I've eaten all of mine already.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:25, archived)
Classic fat chix badinage!

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8028493
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:40, archived)
battle of the mornings

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:42, archived)
DYAAKY

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:43, archived)
report him to the mods

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:44, archived)
chuck him in the pool!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:58, archived)
everyone should be reported to the mods

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:07, archived)
not many Thursdays left this year

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:49, archived)
Before you agree to do anything that might add even the smallest amount of stress to your life, ask yourself:
What is my truest intention? Give yourself time to let a yes resound within you. When it's right, I guarantee that your entire body will feel it.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:09, archived)
^ swallowed the little book of calm

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:12, archived)
Morning.
Only one day to go before you're officially allowed to play Christmas music in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:03, archived)
Morno

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:05, archived)
WoPo from the popo

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:09, archived)
Morning thread 2: this time it's personal.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:09, archived)
Got to make more of that sweet money from all the people who saw the first morning thread.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:10, archived)
What office?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:13, archived)
Microsoft Office, of course.
There's a hidden macro that makes Clippy do a little number as the lead singer in a cantina band.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:18, archived)
Aww I don't have that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:22, archived)
I can come to your office and hide behind your desk
and bend a paperclip to make it look like a person and then make it do a little song and dance routine if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:24, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8134078
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:44, archived)

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