Seeing my old mate Danny tonight,
He's back from America for the week. Might tie one on like the old days.
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He's back from America for the week. Might tie one on like the old days.
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I will.
We're only up in his old village and I don't think the new landlord at the Lion does lock ins like the old days.
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 11:24, archived)
We're only up in his old village and I don't think the new landlord at the Lion does lock ins like the old days.
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Reading further down , I no longer feel comfortable in this thread, it's a shame
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Did the condom often slip off when you fucked his arse in the past?
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Why does your mind seem to always go to such weird places?
Were you private school educated where bumming your mates was normal?
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Were you private school educated where bumming your mates was normal?
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 11:33, archived)
the all-bints school was down the road
but the distinctive uniforms made it hard to bunk off to chat them up
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but the distinctive uniforms made it hard to bunk off to chat them up
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Same here
January's always light because none of the managers have their budgets in place yet. It's a dick move by the company and screws over the contractors, but none of the suits give a shit.
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January's always light because none of the managers have their budgets in place yet. It's a dick move by the company and screws over the contractors, but none of the suits give a shit.
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Weve done so much over the last year that all the little bitty jobs that keep you ticking along have sort of dried up.
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Getting quietly psyched up for the weekend.
A friend of mine suggested champagne at her place tomorrow but it would have meant spending the afternoon with her six-year-old as well, who apparently doesn't like gentlemen callers, so I'm going to do a dry run instead of how long it takes me to get from my current office to the place of the interview on Wednesday to make sure I allow for enough time on the day.
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 11:24, archived)
A friend of mine suggested champagne at her place tomorrow but it would have meant spending the afternoon with her six-year-old as well, who apparently doesn't like gentlemen callers, so I'm going to do a dry run instead of how long it takes me to get from my current office to the place of the interview on Wednesday to make sure I allow for enough time on the day.
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Maybe if you took a violent blow to the head, it would cause a bit of short-term memory loss
and then you wouldn't have to live with the memory of having read it.
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 11:26, archived)
and then you wouldn't have to live with the memory of having read it.
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 11:26, archived)
he's got the chance to get blasted and his knob polished with some bint he knows
but the cost is looking like a decent surrogate father first and he doesn't think it's worth the effort.
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 11:41, archived)
but the cost is looking like a decent surrogate father first and he doesn't think it's worth the effort.
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 11:41, archived)
Morning.
That short ffillum thing last night was alright. They devoted the whole second half of the programme to what started out looking like a really interesting documentary about bush taxis (lol bush) in Senegal, but then it got interlarded with a load of bent rubbish Stephen Sondheim-style song and dance numbers.
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 8:12, archived)
That short ffillum thing last night was alright. They devoted the whole second half of the programme to what started out looking like a really interesting documentary about bush taxis (lol bush) in Senegal, but then it got interlarded with a load of bent rubbish Stephen Sondheim-style song and dance numbers.
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(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 8:39, archived)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 8:39, archived)
Hi huns.
(Not you, Atilla)
weekend is upon us. I'm going to be 36 on Sunday :(
Meeting some mates tonight and tomorrow afternoon. Should be a low key affair.
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 9:11, archived)
(Not you, Atilla)
weekend is upon us. I'm going to be 36 on Sunday :(
Meeting some mates tonight and tomorrow afternoon. Should be a low key affair.
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 9:11, archived)
Im actually really cool with the old age thing...
If I could take a pill and reverse back to my twenties, I'd flush it down the shitter...
(suppository)
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 9:17, archived)
If I could take a pill and reverse back to my twenties, I'd flush it down the shitter...
(suppository)
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 9:17, archived)
Think of it as experience and maturity rather than age
also, look at how all the 20 somethings you encounter are utter wankers and be grateful you've now moved past that point
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 9:21, archived)
also, look at how all the 20 somethings you encounter are utter wankers and be grateful you've now moved past that point
( , Fri 19 Jan 2018, 9:21, archived)
I said the Jacob's Museum tour would be shit, but would you listen
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You know, according to your science,
Male eyes emits such radiation which can cause skin cancer demage to hairs etc of a female so hijab prevent them from such harmfull radiarions
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 16:22, archived)
Male eyes emits such radiation which can cause skin cancer demage to hairs etc of a female so hijab prevent them from such harmfull radiarions
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 16:22, archived)
Well,
I've actually thought a lot about this, and I'm pretty sure the reason is lead poisoning. I know it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm absolutely serious. Leaded gasoline was only phased out starting in the 1980s, so the entire baby boomer generation grew up with massive amounts of toxic lead in the air due to leaded gasoline. The effects of lead poisoning are all but too apparent in the argumentative style of many baby boomers. The irritability, irrationality, and decline in mental faculties are all symptoms of mild lead poisoning. So statistically, the younger generation is much smarter than the baby boomer generation, because we weren't slowly poisoned with lead all of our lives. So why do a lot of baby boomers eat Fox News for breakfast lunch and dinner? Because they were poisoned by lead all of their lives. That, and some people are just plain stupid.
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I've actually thought a lot about this, and I'm pretty sure the reason is lead poisoning. I know it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm absolutely serious. Leaded gasoline was only phased out starting in the 1980s, so the entire baby boomer generation grew up with massive amounts of toxic lead in the air due to leaded gasoline. The effects of lead poisoning are all but too apparent in the argumentative style of many baby boomers. The irritability, irrationality, and decline in mental faculties are all symptoms of mild lead poisoning. So statistically, the younger generation is much smarter than the baby boomer generation, because we weren't slowly poisoned with lead all of our lives. So why do a lot of baby boomers eat Fox News for breakfast lunch and dinner? Because they were poisoned by lead all of their lives. That, and some people are just plain stupid.
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Afternoon Munch.
Might use the snow as an excuse to knock off early.
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Might use the snow as an excuse to knock off early.
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Informer, her boyfriend's tall he plays ball, a licky boom boom down
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Barfternoon more like
The Sun has settled another 4 cases against them for phone hacking. Yep, they are still paying out large wodges of cash to people they hacked.
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The Sun has settled another 4 cases against them for phone hacking. Yep, they are still paying out large wodges of cash to people they hacked.
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They seem to have it in for The Guardian at the minute on the old Twitter...
They're scared people are seeking news from more credible sources.
That's why they had a go at social media the other week too.
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They're scared people are seeking news from more credible sources.
That's why they had a go at social media the other week too.
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Guardian as a credible source? Come on.
It's a step up from the sun, but it's heavily biased.
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It's a step up from the sun, but it's heavily biased.
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All papers are biased.
You just need to be smart enough to recognise that and interpret the content appropriately.
Given the Sun has a reading age of 7, I doubt they expect too much of their readership.
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You just need to be smart enough to recognise that and interpret the content appropriately.
Given the Sun has a reading age of 7, I doubt they expect too much of their readership.
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I stand corrected, it's as high as 9, now, apparently consistent with the national average.
Which is worrying.
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Which is worrying.
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I'd rather read the paper that highlighted the hacking going on than the paper that did it
I don't read any of the opinion pieces, they are just there to raise blood levels, however their scoops have been huge over the last few years what with Edward Snowden and the Panama Papers.
The Guardian arn't squeaky clean, they keep shitloads of their journos on 0 hour contracts and they give Corbyn's cronys editorial space. Oh and they have offshore tax plan. But the difference is they'll publish stories on it if it is the public interest.
Either way, better than a lot of other papers.
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I don't read any of the opinion pieces, they are just there to raise blood levels, however their scoops have been huge over the last few years what with Edward Snowden and the Panama Papers.
The Guardian arn't squeaky clean, they keep shitloads of their journos on 0 hour contracts and they give Corbyn's cronys editorial space. Oh and they have offshore tax plan. But the difference is they'll publish stories on it if it is the public interest.
Either way, better than a lot of other papers.
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Opinion pages are the only thing worth looking at in the papers.
Everything worth knowing is covered by the Today Programme.
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Everything worth knowing is covered by the Today Programme.
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Rest assured, I never will.
Come to think of it, I probably rely on the Friday 6:30 comedy slot to keep up to date on current events.
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Come to think of it, I probably rely on the Friday 6:30 comedy slot to keep up to date on current events.
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Seamus Milne is head of communication for Corbs.
On sabbatical from The Guardian.
I wouldn't pay £2 for it.
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On sabbatical from The Guardian.
I wouldn't pay £2 for it.
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The writer of the Daily Mail article a year and a day ago who proclaimed May as the new Thatcher
Is now her press secretary. Your point again? It is a revolving door between politics and newspapers. I am anti-Corbyn, but I can see through it. Tell me how you can see through the Sun and the Mails reporting to the actual facts?
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Is now her press secretary. Your point again? It is a revolving door between politics and newspapers. I am anti-Corbyn, but I can see through it. Tell me how you can see through the Sun and the Mails reporting to the actual facts?
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He is indeed
And Owen Jones needs a better job where he doesn't have to say ridiculous things for cash.
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And Owen Jones needs a better job where he doesn't have to say ridiculous things for cash.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 16:55, archived)
I was agreeing with
"The Guardian arn't squeaky clean, they keep shitloads of their journos on 0 hour contracts and they give Corbyn's cronys editorial space. Oh and they have offshore tax plan."
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"The Guardian arn't squeaky clean, they keep shitloads of their journos on 0 hour contracts and they give Corbyn's cronys editorial space. Oh and they have offshore tax plan."
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 16:54, archived)
And they did an Op Ed piece on James O'Brien earlier in the week
Lashing out like toddlers.
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Lashing out like toddlers.
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Post-prandial thread.
Digestion, a beer and the office heating cranked up to maximum have just conspired to make me come so close to falling asleep that I almost fell off my chair, then actually made me fall asleep and snore loudly in full earshot of the big boss. I'm so smooth sometimes.
How's your day going?
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Digestion, a beer and the office heating cranked up to maximum have just conspired to make me come so close to falling asleep that I almost fell off my chair, then actually made me fall asleep and snore loudly in full earshot of the big boss. I'm so smooth sometimes.
How's your day going?
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I wish IT would make good on their promise to replace my laptop.
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I could threaten to leak all the porn from the harddrive,
but I sense that could backfire.
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but I sense that could backfire.
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The IT manager for a neighbouring college when I was at university
was also the guy who had a server with 20 GB (a huge amount at the time) of pirated films, series and software in his flat. The server's name was Tinky-Winky.
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was also the guy who had a server with 20 GB (a huge amount at the time) of pirated films, series and software in his flat. The server's name was Tinky-Winky.
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The IT manager at the school my wife worked at turned out to be a nonce.
Plenty of dodgy grot being stored on the school's network.
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Plenty of dodgy grot being stored on the school's network.
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OK, you win.
That's several orders of magnitude worse. Funny how often they end up working at schools, isn't it?
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 13:27, archived)
That's several orders of magnitude worse. Funny how often they end up working at schools, isn't it?
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 13:27, archived)
Not really, no.
Actually, there was another teacher there who got outed as a paedophile, when his boyfriend found compromising pictures of girls in school uniform on his computer. That was a weird one.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 13:29, archived)
Actually, there was another teacher there who got outed as a paedophile, when his boyfriend found compromising pictures of girls in school uniform on his computer. That was a weird one.
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I can just imagine the boyfriend being more shocked by the straightness of the cheating than by the nonceness.
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This reminds me that the servers at my first office had wakki names: Trillian, Zaphod and Hactar.
The IT manager there was a cock.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 13:32, archived)
The IT manager there was a cock.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 13:32, archived)
most places have wakki names for servers
I've seen star wars characters, greek gods, famous cows etc.
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I've seen star wars characters, greek gods, famous cows etc.
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Famous cows?
Sounds like a question off Shooting Stars. Name a famous cow.
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Sounds like a question off Shooting Stars. Name a famous cow.
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OK, so there are a maximum of two elements in the 'servers named after famous cows' set.
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He'.
I was going to say "Theresa May" but I couldn't be faffed.
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I was going to say "Theresa May" but I couldn't be faffed.
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we're moving from fully functional Win7 units
to Win 10 at some point this year. I'm sure dozens of dedicated and expensive software tools will be fucked sideways by it all.
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to Win 10 at some point this year. I'm sure dozens of dedicated and expensive software tools will be fucked sideways by it all.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 13:22, archived)
I've had two Win10 machines softbricked by windows updates, at home.
It really is a stinky pile of poo.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 13:23, archived)
It really is a stinky pile of poo.
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Mine never fully shuts down
For all intents and purposes, it's 'off', but the power light stays on. Never did it before the update.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:12, archived)
For all intents and purposes, it's 'off', but the power light stays on. Never did it before the update.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:12, archived)
I added a button to the taskbar on my daughter's machine, so that it properly shuts down, instead of that "hybrid sleep" nonsense.
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to a page describing how to create the button, not a link to you daughter's computer, you fucking animal
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This looks familiar :
www.dell.com/support/article/uk/en/ukbsdt1/sln288446/how-to-create-a-shutdown-button-for-windows-8-or-windows-10?lang=en
Might have had to disable Fast Start, too, can't remember.
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www.dell.com/support/article/uk/en/ukbsdt1/sln288446/how-to-create-a-shutdown-button-for-windows-8-or-windows-10?lang=en
Might have had to disable Fast Start, too, can't remember.
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Yeah, alright
I'll feel better when we've exchanged contracts, but things are going ok.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 13:29, archived)
I'll feel better when we've exchanged contracts, but things are going ok.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 13:29, archived)
Wrote a huuuuuuuge test document (80 pages plus) a few months ago, washed my hands of it
Document has boomeranged back round to me to test a system with :(
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
Document has boomeranged back round to me to test a system with :(
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
30+ by the looks of it
And each is chunky with about 25 points to them *sigh*
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:25, archived)
And each is chunky with about 25 points to them *sigh*
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:25, archived)
I did two 39-steppers this morning
checking if a reporting tool displayed values in thousands (k) instead of full digits...
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:28, archived)
checking if a reporting tool displayed values in thousands (k) instead of full digits...
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:28, archived)
Get you, this is a full system one
So we are talking about 2 weeks with data setup
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:32, archived)
So we are talking about 2 weeks with data setup
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:32, archived)
bollocks to that
I usually get about 90mins between the devs deploying a new version to the TEST env, and the PM telling me "business will be doing SATs on that environment at noon". Brilliant project management.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:41, archived)
I usually get about 90mins between the devs deploying a new version to the TEST env, and the PM telling me "business will be doing SATs on that environment at noon". Brilliant project management.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:41, archived)
Something tells me I might not be working with the best people...
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There's a lot of fucking stupid fucking nerd stuff in this thread m8
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One of our IT guys looks like a fat Harry hill and is a complete weapons grade specimen.
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It is pretty nerdy, but the opening gambit was so open that it could have gone in any direction really.
It's not as if I'd asked a question about something deliberately nerdy like speaker cables.
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It's not as if I'd asked a question about something deliberately nerdy like speaker cables.
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It's your fault. Learn to take responsibility for your actions
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I'll take my share of responsibility for what's happened.
But I'm not the only guilty party here.
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But I'm not the only guilty party here.
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Does your fetish extend to coo coo clocks
Or are you strictly a wrist man?
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:38, archived)
Or are you strictly a wrist man?
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:38, archived)
I might get myself a new watch soon.
What's my best bet on a budget of about 300 quid?
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What's my best bet on a budget of about 300 quid?
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 14:40, archived)
Spent most of the week searching for jobs
So today I'm sat here stoned eating cookies and watching snooker
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So today I'm sat here stoned eating cookies and watching snooker
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This thread is for you.
My boss is a wanker because he keeps forgetting to order stuff I need holding jobs up and making life hard.
We know why McBeefs boss is a wanker, we also know why you're a wanker. But can you tell me why your boss is a wanker. Or a previous boss. Maybe you're the boss and you're a wanker.
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My boss is a wanker because he keeps forgetting to order stuff I need holding jobs up and making life hard.
We know why McBeefs boss is a wanker, we also know why you're a wanker. But can you tell me why your boss is a wanker. Or a previous boss. Maybe you're the boss and you're a wanker.
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Any old boss stories? I bet you worked for some pricks over the years.
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Yep , I've had bosses who'd sack you on Friday in a hissy fit then go mental Monday when you didn't turn up
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I had a boss
Who said in the morning "Don't worry. You've only just started, and this is complicated stuff. It'll take you time to get the hang of it."
Then took me into the office in the afternoon, because she was concerned that I just wasn't getting it, and am I sure this is the right job for me. A couple of other people there told me she was mental, and did this to everyone.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 11:09, archived)
Who said in the morning "Don't worry. You've only just started, and this is complicated stuff. It'll take you time to get the hang of it."
Then took me into the office in the afternoon, because she was concerned that I just wasn't getting it, and am I sure this is the right job for me. A couple of other people there told me she was mental, and did this to everyone.
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She was, and remains to this day, the most scottish person I've ever met
She called people 'hen'.
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She called people 'hen'.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 11:23, archived)
My boss back in Tunbridge Wells was so Scottish, she'd actually say "Jings!" when stressed.
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Not really.
He's a very fair bloke who let's me get on with it. Gives me all the flexibility I need and if I have any questions or want to get his opinion, he is happy to help.
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He's a very fair bloke who let's me get on with it. Gives me all the flexibility I need and if I have any questions or want to get his opinion, he is happy to help.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 10:06, archived)
My boss at southern leccy fired one of my colleagues because he had so much time off for cancer treatment
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Oh, he did. Every day
Except the days he was having chemo. Apparently he was "tired". What a loser.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 10:09, archived)
Except the days he was having chemo. Apparently he was "tired". What a loser.
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He had a bleach blonde mohawk and wore leather boots with massive spikes sticking out of them
He was a nice guy...but he dressed like a knob.
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He was a nice guy...but he dressed like a knob.
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I think he (mohawk) was a contractor, so there wasn't much he could do
That being said, I haven't spoken to him since, and I technically quit that job on the same day. So short answer; I don't know, maybe.
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That being said, I haven't spoken to him since, and I technically quit that job on the same day. So short answer; I don't know, maybe.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 10:36, archived)
I don't really have bosses
I have people who ask me to do stuff and I agree to or not. But the old boss I worked for was a raging prick who was convinced his slavic cobbled together web-app was going to destroy Silicon Valley and make him a billionaire overnight. He's bankrupt now.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 10:08, archived)
I have people who ask me to do stuff and I agree to or not. But the old boss I worked for was a raging prick who was convinced his slavic cobbled together web-app was going to destroy Silicon Valley and make him a billionaire overnight. He's bankrupt now.
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it was a drag-and-drop app builder
so you could make your own apps for android and iphone. But it was completely functionless when he did all his marketing, and way too confusing to use once it actually did anything.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 10:21, archived)
so you could make your own apps for android and iphone. But it was completely functionless when he did all his marketing, and way too confusing to use once it actually did anything.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 10:21, archived)
My old boss openly admitted he had no idea how to manage people.
He expected you to have as much knowledge and experience of the sector on your first day on the job as he had from working in it for thirty years, and got angry when you didn't. Not a fundamentally bad person, but absolutely not boss material and a bit too highly strung.
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He expected you to have as much knowledge and experience of the sector on your first day on the job as he had from working in it for thirty years, and got angry when you didn't. Not a fundamentally bad person, but absolutely not boss material and a bit too highly strung.
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My current boss is a bit like that.
Nice enough really, come off the tools, but no great management skills.
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Nice enough really, come off the tools, but no great management skills.
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Yeah.
The guy was a whizz at his own job. Knew the inner workings of every machine we sold down to the smallest detail.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 10:20, archived)
The guy was a whizz at his own job. Knew the inner workings of every machine we sold down to the smallest detail.
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You want to look a the people who promoted them.
HR folk that don't know their arsehole from their elbow.
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HR folk that don't know their arsehole from their elbow.
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My boss is lovely, a real pleasure to work for (despite the job itself being a bit shit).
Doubt my underling would say the same about me, though.
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Doubt my underling would say the same about me, though.
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the companies house website is free now
so you can see how well (depending if they are on there) the company is doing and use it against them.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 10:55, archived)
so you can see how well (depending if they are on there) the company is doing and use it against them.
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I can see how well they are doing from here
so they are sort of like Schrödinger's wanker until this time next week
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 11:14, archived)
so they are sort of like Schrödinger's wanker until this time next week
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 11:14, archived)
Unless your job is posting shit on here that nobody wants to read I'd say you deserve a pay cut
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Are you not getting paid, mongy?
I thought everyone was getting a slice of b3ta's ad revenue.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 11:23, archived)
I thought everyone was getting a slice of b3ta's ad revenue.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 11:23, archived)
I had a boss who had fuck all people skills
the company eventually pushed him into his own department with him being the only person in it. He left after a while.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 10:53, archived)
the company eventually pushed him into his own department with him being the only person in it. He left after a while.
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When I was at Lockheed
there was a woman who NO ONE liked. Over the space of about 5 years, she'd worked in just about every department, because she never lasted more than a few months. She'd upset everyone, and then she'd get transferred.
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there was a woman who NO ONE liked. Over the space of about 5 years, she'd worked in just about every department, because she never lasted more than a few months. She'd upset everyone, and then she'd get transferred.
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She left my department before I got there
For which I was very thankful
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For which I was very thankful
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and yeah, I didn't feel good about working for LM
like I don't feel 100% fantastic about working for the company I'm at now. But hey, I loves the currency!
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 11:27, archived)
like I don't feel 100% fantastic about working for the company I'm at now. But hey, I loves the currency!
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 11:27, archived)
My colleague's missus got headhunted from one of the large banks to work at BAE.
I have to assume she has no soul.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 11:39, archived)
I have to assume she has no soul.
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My first boss when I moved to Manchester was a treat.
He had ADHD or something... Loud and shouty. Would often walk round the office naked. Had prostitutes in his office. Snorted coke all day.
He often had me running errands, such as dry cleaning, or buying bottles of champagne from Selfridges at 10am...
My last straw working there was when guys came to the office looking for him, locked and loaded. That was definitely time to say adieu.
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He had ADHD or something... Loud and shouty. Would often walk round the office naked. Had prostitutes in his office. Snorted coke all day.
He often had me running errands, such as dry cleaning, or buying bottles of champagne from Selfridges at 10am...
My last straw working there was when guys came to the office looking for him, locked and loaded. That was definitely time to say adieu.
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my boss is such a wanker he keeps getting long-serving members of staff fired in order to steal their desks and further his own career and I'm pretty certain he's dealing drugs
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( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 11:22, archived)
surely he could have stolen their chairs easily enough
if they were long standing
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if they were long standing
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There's a qotw post in that account that needs some backstory.
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I'm guessing it's hoodbutter
that's the only relationship scandal I can remember of qftw
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that's the only relationship scandal I can remember of qftw
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several people appear to be in on the 'joke'
including this knobcheese: b3ta.com/questions/breakingup/post2086239
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including this knobcheese: b3ta.com/questions/breakingup/post2086239
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Yes but have given up trying to explain that to people on here.
Plus even though I technically run my own business and decide what services I'm going to provide it's hard not to feel like Jeremy Hunt's bitch.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 13:24, archived)
Plus even though I technically run my own business and decide what services I'm going to provide it's hard not to feel like Jeremy Hunt's bitch.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 13:24, archived)
I've just received a call from the job centre
Telling me I'll be doing work experience there, so I'm pretty sure my boss will be a wanker
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 12:22, archived)
Telling me I'll be doing work experience there, so I'm pretty sure my boss will be a wanker
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 12:22, archived)
Job Centres are strange beasts.
In the two or three months I was registered with my local one, I saw a grand total of one person get a job thanks to their efforts...as a recruitment adviser with the Job Centre.
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In the two or three months I was registered with my local one, I saw a grand total of one person get a job thanks to their efforts...as a recruitment adviser with the Job Centre.
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I think you're missing the point. They're not there to help people get jobs, they're there to put people off claiming JSA
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Skim reading important emails and then replying as if we'd written the opposite
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I've been invited to a "gong bath noise therapy meditation and yoga session"
What do you reckon?
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What do you reckon?
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I think it sounds like a waste of time and oxygen in the presence of meatsacks devoid of all sentience
but what do I know?
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but what do I know?
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I've also been invited to talk to the Oxford arm of the British Vintage motorcycle club,
In spite of the fact that I've only owned 1 vintage British bike and that was years ago.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 7:51, archived)
In spite of the fact that I've only owned 1 vintage British bike and that was years ago.
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there's probably not many people like that left
like Brexit voters, they die off every year
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like Brexit voters, they die off every year
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 7:55, archived)
Yeah, I went once to their Monday meeting on the CZ,
Spoke to the president about a few things around the rebuild and he emailed to go down and talk about the wiring loom I made and my rig for making and wrapping the cable.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 7:59, archived)
Spoke to the president about a few things around the rebuild and he emailed to go down and talk about the wiring loom I made and my rig for making and wrapping the cable.
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Yeah, it was a bit obscure
but I was fairly sure someone would get it
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but I was fairly sure someone would get it
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take a load of mushrooms and insist on listening to Camembert Electrique during the session
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Morning.
Blustery, confrontational and sulky so far. The wind'd take the paint off a mooring bollard; two people waiting for the tram got into an argument and got vaguely fighty; and the atmosphere in the office is at its usual "right in the middle of a bitter divorce" level of friendship and lulz.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 8:17, archived)
Blustery, confrontational and sulky so far. The wind'd take the paint off a mooring bollard; two people waiting for the tram got into an argument and got vaguely fighty; and the atmosphere in the office is at its usual "right in the middle of a bitter divorce" level of friendship and lulz.
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I suspect there's a river of evil pink mood slime flowing under your town
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It would explain a lot on days like this.
I should probably finish cleaning that big painting of a grumpy bloke that's been hanging on the office wall since the New Year.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 8:37, archived)
I should probably finish cleaning that big painting of a grumpy bloke that's been hanging on the office wall since the New Year.
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 8:37, archived)
they built one of those hideous blue monstrosities in our city centre right next to a 14th century church
but the plus side is that I never have to go there, previously if my wife wanted to go I had to drive her to Wednesbury
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but the plus side is that I never have to go there, previously if my wife wanted to go I had to drive her to Wednesbury
( , Thu 18 Jan 2018, 8:48, archived)
they're building a new one down the road from me
which is awful from a traffic perspective, but good that I don't have to schlep to the other side of the city next time the wife drops an armful of crockery, which she does on a semi-regular basis.
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which is awful from a traffic perspective, but good that I don't have to schlep to the other side of the city next time the wife drops an armful of crockery, which she does on a semi-regular basis.
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Did you see they found Steve McQueen's car from bullitt, god know what that's worth
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I heard they found A car a while back, in some Mexican scrapyard or summink
quite a few were used though, so it's not the only one about.
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quite a few were used though, so it's not the only one about.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 20:03, archived)
This
www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/01/steve-mcqueen-lost-bullitt-mustang-is-unveiled/amp
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www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/01/steve-mcqueen-lost-bullitt-mustang-is-unveiled/amp
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that's pretty impressive
and it mentions that Mexican jump car too. Good find.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 20:28, archived)
and it mentions that Mexican jump car too. Good find.
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Apparently it's still go the studio pass sticker to park and get in
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mint
I'm glad the lad has kept the patina on it. Too many old classics getting resprayed.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 22:04, archived)
I'm glad the lad has kept the patina on it. Too many old classics getting resprayed.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 22:04, archived)
call it lol, then you can say this is my dog, lol and people will say what's his name, and you'll say lol
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whoah wait a minute there's no need to change your name just because you're getting a dog
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Crap up the wall, it's 12.22
My hangover is getting worse. What's getting worse for you?
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:22, archived)
My hangover is getting worse. What's getting worse for you?
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:22, archived)
the weather
sun's coming out and melting the snow but not enough to evaporate, so it'll melt into sheet ice by the evening.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:32, archived)
sun's coming out and melting the snow but not enough to evaporate, so it'll melt into sheet ice by the evening.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:32, archived)
France, apparently
Mum just phoned to tell me their hotel room got burgled. Fuckers got £200.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:36, archived)
Mum just phoned to tell me their hotel room got burgled. Fuckers got £200.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:36, archived)
Hotel staff probably
The police aren't helping and her insurance company are on about a £200 waiver or somesuch, so it's not worth claiming
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 13:12, archived)
The police aren't helping and her insurance company are on about a £200 waiver or somesuch, so it's not worth claiming
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 13:12, archived)
yep
they're going to be back in the same area tomorrow, so they're going to see if anything's been done
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 15:26, archived)
they're going to be back in the same area tomorrow, so they're going to see if anything's been done
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 15:26, archived)
The level of my employees' satisfaction at getting paid in bitcoin.
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I spread mine across LTC and ripple too
and 30 quid on TRON cos the name made me giggle.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:40, archived)
and 30 quid on TRON cos the name made me giggle.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:40, archived)
I spread mine across your nan last christmas, m8
and when she giggled, it made her TRON ripple
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:42, archived)
and when she giggled, it made her TRON ripple
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I'm more surprised that you feel the need to ask that question
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Bitcoin? Hard to say
But there are other "coins" out there that actually have a purpose, like Ripple. Trouble is, as long as the market is unregulated, any bank or fund can step in and manipulate the fuck out of it, which is what's going on at the moment.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:46, archived)
But there are other "coins" out there that actually have a purpose, like Ripple. Trouble is, as long as the market is unregulated, any bank or fund can step in and manipulate the fuck out of it, which is what's going on at the moment.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:46, archived)
The story this morning
was that bitcoin's rise in value from $150 to $1,000 was thought to have been perpetuated by one single person. Make of that what you will.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:49, archived)
was that bitcoin's rise in value from $150 to $1,000 was thought to have been perpetuated by one single person. Make of that what you will.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:49, archived)
Even regulated that can happen, people were fucking carillon for two weeks before the collapse, selling one dollar debts at 45cents
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 12:55, archived)
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The token itself doesn't have much value because there are so many of them (compared to BTC's 21m)
but the protocol/blockchain it uses can process transactions so much faster than other coins. Japan and Korea have been testing it to replace bank-to-bank transfers. So each transaction costs pennies, compared to Bitcoin's $15-$20 "mining charge".
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 13:03, archived)
but the protocol/blockchain it uses can process transactions so much faster than other coins. Japan and Korea have been testing it to replace bank-to-bank transfers. So each transaction costs pennies, compared to Bitcoin's $15-$20 "mining charge".
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when I awoke at 11 I got blinded by snow and sunshine outside.
i'm staying inside today.
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i'm staying inside today.
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Im quite fine actually
Coasting through the week.
Working minimal.
Birthday at the weekend with a friend visiting on Friday.
Can't grumble at all.
YAWN
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 13:07, archived)
Coasting through the week.
Working minimal.
Birthday at the weekend with a friend visiting on Friday.
Can't grumble at all.
YAWN
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 13:07, archived)
Just had something get the opposite of worse.
The guy from the job interview's just called to ask me to come and meet the management next week. Second stage, here we come.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 15:40, archived)
The guy from the job interview's just called to ask me to come and meet the management next week. Second stage, here we come.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 15:40, archived)
have you been asked 'where you see yourself in five years time' yet?
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 15:42, archived)
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 15:42, archived)
Yes, actually! They wheeled out that old chestnut the first time round.
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Hark, what thread from yonder forum breaks
The physiotherapist at my first appointment yesterday was a lovely young lass, as was her colleague, both boiling over with positive energy. Unlike the sour old git who saw me in A&E and who gave me an uncompassionate look as if to say "You big fat idiot". Best and worst bedside manner chat.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 10:14, archived)
The physiotherapist at my first appointment yesterday was a lovely young lass, as was her colleague, both boiling over with positive energy. Unlike the sour old git who saw me in A&E and who gave me an uncompassionate look as if to say "You big fat idiot". Best and worst bedside manner chat.
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I saw a punk band and bought their cassette.
It was like going back in time.
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It was like going back in time.
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I wouldn't even know where to buy a cassette deck these days
I don't own any dedicated music-playing equipment any more
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 7:51, archived)
I don't own any dedicated music-playing equipment any more
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I've cobbled together an amp from spare parts before, but it was unsurprisingly shit
and I built that PC into my car primarily for tunes, if that counts.
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and I built that PC into my car primarily for tunes, if that counts.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:01, archived)
nah, it plugged into a cheap Creative Zen player and a pair of old car speakers
so that I could listen to shit metal while working in my garage
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:04, archived)
so that I could listen to shit metal while working in my garage
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we don't have anything like that here
for some reason Poles don't seem keen on Elizabeth Duke jewellery
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:01, archived)
for some reason Poles don't seem keen on Elizabeth Duke jewellery
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:01, archived)
They are on ebay, I was pointing out they a freely available to buy
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Oh right
Is it full of "quirky" hipsters looking for something "different"?
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Is it full of "quirky" hipsters looking for something "different"?
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:11, archived)
No. It's a soulless chain hotel with a stupid gimmick
It's worth going in for a beer and having a wander about, the old .etal staircases are still there and there is some interesting history.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:14, archived)
It's worth going in for a beer and having a wander about, the old .etal staircases are still there and there is some interesting history.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:14, archived)
Ultra noisy surely, all that metal if people are coming and going of a night time
unless there's a prison-style "everyone must be in their cells by 10 for lights out"
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:19, archived)
unless there's a prison-style "everyone must be in their cells by 10 for lights out"
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:19, archived)
I saw Václav Havel's old prison cell in Prague, in another prison that's become a hotel.
Their concession to brightening up the decor was to paint the bars of the cell doors hot pink.
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Their concession to brightening up the decor was to paint the bars of the cell doors hot pink.
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They missed a trick, really: it would have made a perfect gay bondage dungeon.
They probably thought that was 'disrespectful to the heritage of a national leader' or something.
Also: morning.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:22, archived)
They probably thought that was 'disrespectful to the heritage of a national leader' or something.
Also: morning.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:22, archived)
I'd book the room next door
and when I heard a happy couple going at it, I'd scream through the wall "ARE YOU DRAGGING OR RUSHING?!"
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:37, archived)
and when I heard a happy couple going at it, I'd scream through the wall "ARE YOU DRAGGING OR RUSHING?!"
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:37, archived)
i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/Cave_Johnson_fifties_fourth_test_complete01.wav
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:42, archived)
windy PMd me and told me your tape was shit but he didn't want to hurt your feelings
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:56, archived)
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:56, archived)
well why would you tell me something like that?
unless you wanted to hurt my feelings
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unless you wanted to hurt my feelings
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n
oooh i'm zooey, oooh i'm all quirky and that, ooooh
that's how she talks
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 9:46, archived)
oooh i'm zooey, oooh i'm all quirky and that, ooooh
that's how she talks
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 9:46, archived)
I'm late for a meeting.
But not too late for the morning thread.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 9:11, archived)
But not too late for the morning thread.
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 9:11, archived)
this is a meeting m8, we're all suited and booted and there's biscuits and everything
( , Wed 17 Jan 2018, 9:13, archived)
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Hi. Just realised I forgot to put the recycling out last night. I'm gonna be in trouble when I get home :(
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Takes one to know one, that's what I always say.
I'm always saying that.
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I'm always saying that.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:53, archived)
Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.
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My sense of humour hasn't moved on since the playground. I still find "you're gay" jokes funny.
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( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:04, archived)
Hello.
I did enjoy your sudden surprise truth attack down below. Most enjoyable.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:12, archived)
I did enjoy your sudden surprise truth attack down below. Most enjoyable.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:12, archived)
Thanks.
Please don't forget to vote in the monthly "poster of the month" on the last Friday of every month. I hope I can count on your vote.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:13, archived)
Please don't forget to vote in the monthly "poster of the month" on the last Friday of every month. I hope I can count on your vote.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:13, archived)
It's the only mod in the village!
Your beard must be down to your toes by now?
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:13, archived)
Your beard must be down to your toes by now?
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:13, archived)
Zero!
The many years of bummings have created massive haemorrhoids, which are kind of butt-grapes.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:28, archived)
The many years of bummings have created massive haemorrhoids, which are kind of butt-grapes.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:28, archived)
The only Dave I remember was "The Hat".
You're not him, are you?
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:27, archived)
You're not him, are you?
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:27, archived)
You don't remember the composer of moing?
youtu.be/iGuuXbPLtHU
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:31, archived)
youtu.be/iGuuXbPLtHU
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:31, archived)
Open a channel, Number One.
lol, you nerds love a bit of Star Trek.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:14, archived)
lol, you nerds love a bit of Star Trek.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:14, archived)
tak, getting some morning grub and then hoping that everyone else does what they're supposed to
I never have plans only grand designs. hbu m8, you gonna do anything good today?
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 6:52, archived)
I never have plans only grand designs. hbu m8, you gonna do anything good today?
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 6:52, archived)
I'm watching a sesame street episode about shoes
it's got Lucy Liu in it
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 8:31, archived)
it's got Lucy Liu in it
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 8:31, archived)
"shoe shoe" is how you say wee wee in Polish, cunning linguists
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:07, archived)
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:07, archived)
She and Calista Flockhart lezzing it up were the only thing worth watching in 'Ally McBeal'.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:00, archived)
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:00, archived)
the only thing I remember from that show
was some "magic trick" where a bloke touched lucy liu's knee in a special way and gave her an orgasm.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:07, archived)
was some "magic trick" where a bloke touched lucy liu's knee in a special way and gave her an orgasm.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:07, archived)
its so old that it was one of those stuck-indoors-with-a-teenage-gf shows
where you agree to sit through it just so you can try and feel her boobs without her noticing.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:20, archived)
where you agree to sit through it just so you can try and feel her boobs without her noticing.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:20, archived)
you probably submitted a form in triplicate asking if you can touch a girl's boobs
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:55, archived)
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:55, archived)
There was so much WTF and ridiculousness on that show, it defied belief.
I remember the bit where Fish lay down on the floor and Lucy Liu draped her hair over him, which was apparently a sex thang too. And the ancient and decrepit judge who was obsessed with people's teeth. That's about it.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:12, archived)
I remember the bit where Fish lay down on the floor and Lucy Liu draped her hair over him, which was apparently a sex thang too. And the ancient and decrepit judge who was obsessed with people's teeth. That's about it.
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:12, archived)
*hides middle finger of right hand behind left hand*
open the fucken door, m8
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 8:57, archived)
open the fucken door, m8
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 8:57, archived)
You know it doesn't make much sense
There ought to be a law against
Anyone who takes offence
At a day in your celebration
'Cause we all know in our minds
That there ought to be a time
That we can set aside
To show just how much we love you
And I'm sure you would agree
It couldn't fit more perfectly
Than to have a world party on the day you came to b3ta
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:10, archived)
There ought to be a law against
Anyone who takes offence
At a day in your celebration
'Cause we all know in our minds
That there ought to be a time
That we can set aside
To show just how much we love you
And I'm sure you would agree
It couldn't fit more perfectly
Than to have a world party on the day you came to b3ta
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:10, archived)
actually, thinking about it a world party is probably a bit much
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:42, archived)
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:42, archived)
Congratulations
And celebrations
When I tell everyone that you're in love
With me
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:19, archived)
And celebrations
When I tell everyone that you're in love
With me
( , Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:19, archived)
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