well, this is wonderful!
looks like i'm getting a corn snake, complete with vivarium, for free
how has your day been improved?
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looks like i'm getting a corn snake, complete with vivarium, for free
how has your day been improved?
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I rode my bike and only suffered one massive mechanical failure
calling that a win
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calling that a win
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Going to a triple-bill concert tonight for only a fiver.
Oh, and I've also just been asked to be the keyboard player in a band.
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Oh, and I've also just been asked to be the keyboard player in a band.
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It's funny how having a pipe up your 'arris can change your opinion of things.
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Another one from the "I thought he'd been dead for years" list.
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yeah, i thought he was long gone
do you think it's cruel to take your tarantula's shed skin and place it on the pillow of your sleeping, extremely arachnophobic nephew?
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 15:21, archived)
do you think it's cruel to take your tarantula's shed skin and place it on the pillow of your sleeping, extremely arachnophobic nephew?
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 15:21, archived)
What if I were to tell you...
I have a strange biological condition where I have to expel brown waste from my bottom up to several times a day?
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 11:05, archived)
I have a strange biological condition where I have to expel brown waste from my bottom up to several times a day?
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 11:05, archived)
First time I visit since 11th of March, and I come back to a nawty stepping
WTF happened?
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WTF happened?
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you started 20 threads in a row, pushing all the actual posts off the board
so i stepped you for a few hours
thanks for clicking the button to indicate that you're very sorry
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 11:44, archived)
so i stepped you for a few hours
thanks for clicking the button to indicate that you're very sorry
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 11:44, archived)
"actual posts"
As if anything posted here is of any value whatsoever.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 12:30, archived)
As if anything posted here is of any value whatsoever.
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on the one hand, they all got on the popular page
on the other, they were just to bully me and I am clearly deeply wounded and upset by all this.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 14:51, archived)
on the other, they were just to bully me and I am clearly deeply wounded and upset by all this.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 14:51, archived)
Hello.
My parents have decided to schedule their visit for 4pm. Really, what's the point?
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 7:44, archived)
My parents have decided to schedule their visit for 4pm. Really, what's the point?
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 7:44, archived)
Pretty much.
Mum's framing it as "coming to see the grandkids" but the timing really doesn't bear that out.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 7:55, archived)
Mum's framing it as "coming to see the grandkids" but the timing really doesn't bear that out.
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my in-laws are awful at this
the grandmother insists she can't afford to take a single day off to look after the grandkid when it's sick, then bemoans that we never have any free time of our own to "pop over" (600km round trip). Then she announced she's taking the week off before Easter "to prepare" (prepare what, ffs?) and will be stopping over for the night on her way through, both ways. Useless woman.
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the grandmother insists she can't afford to take a single day off to look after the grandkid when it's sick, then bemoans that we never have any free time of our own to "pop over" (600km round trip). Then she announced she's taking the week off before Easter "to prepare" (prepare what, ffs?) and will be stopping over for the night on her way through, both ways. Useless woman.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 8:05, archived)
I think I get on better with my in-laws than I do with my own parents.
As evidenced by the fact that I wouldn't even consider moving in with my mum and dad.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 8:45, archived)
As evidenced by the fact that I wouldn't even consider moving in with my mum and dad.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 8:45, archived)
Also, maybe she's starving herself before gorging on chocolate eggs?
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fuck knows what her plan is
she seems to envisage cooking a massive easter feast for the whole family, except a) we're not going, so it's just her and her husband b) she's an awful cook and c) their old communist flat with crumbling kitchen is completely unsuited to roasting up a feast.
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she seems to envisage cooking a massive easter feast for the whole family, except a) we're not going, so it's just her and her husband b) she's an awful cook and c) their old communist flat with crumbling kitchen is completely unsuited to roasting up a feast.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:01, archived)
Pop by for a surprise visit?
Thinking of making lamb fatteh for our Easter lunch.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:10, archived)
Thinking of making lamb fatteh for our Easter lunch.
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she works 300km south of us, where she has a work flat
and the family home is 300km north of us. So "popping by" is a fucking trek whichever direction you go.
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and the family home is 300km north of us. So "popping by" is a fucking trek whichever direction you go.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:11, archived)
Im.going to have a great weekend of relaxing and motorbike fixing and spending no time with people i don't like.
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I wanted to ride
my freshly fixed bike but since I started this thread my kid is sick and my step-dad's gone into a hospice so I don't think the weekend'll be much fun.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:12, archived)
my freshly fixed bike but since I started this thread my kid is sick and my step-dad's gone into a hospice so I don't think the weekend'll be much fun.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:12, archived)
it's got pedals and wheels and it goes and stops
it's not like I'm trying to set a land speed record or cycle up Ben Nevis on it.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:27, archived)
it's not like I'm trying to set a land speed record or cycle up Ben Nevis on it.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:27, archived)
And likely to be so for a while longer
As I still haven't heard back from that interview
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:33, archived)
As I still haven't heard back from that interview
( , Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:33, archived)
What if I were to tell you...
That I had discovered a way to stimulate oneself sexually without the need for a partner?
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:17, archived)
That I had discovered a way to stimulate oneself sexually without the need for a partner?
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:17, archived)
I'd adjust my fedora and wait for Jordan Peterson to comment on it
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Why can't the government website recognise a valid email address when there is a space after it?
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:36, archived)
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:36, archived)
Why can't you type in your email address without adding a trailing space?
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Because they employed stupid developers.
Who bafflingly know you should validate email against a regular expression, but seemingly don't know you should trim whitespace from user input.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:40, archived)
Who bafflingly know you should validate email against a regular expression, but seemingly don't know you should trim whitespace from user input.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:40, archived)
They also seemingly didn't employ any QA people either. Even a rubbish one should find that.
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I'm pretty sure when the government hires a company to do work for them they always get fleeced and a shit job
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I used to work for an 'IT services' company that did lots of government work and you're right.
The stuff I did was private sector but the whole thing considered engineers as grunts and that everyone should aspire to be a manager so good techies got turned into bad managers or left. All these companies have loads of layers of management and internal process to the point you could remove 70%of the staff and it would make no difference to the customer.
The main difference is the private sector expects results.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:59, archived)
The stuff I did was private sector but the whole thing considered engineers as grunts and that everyone should aspire to be a manager so good techies got turned into bad managers or left. All these companies have loads of layers of management and internal process to the point you could remove 70%of the staff and it would make no difference to the customer.
The main difference is the private sector expects results.
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I once had a lovely chat with a bloke from a consultancy firm who was laughing about how his job was just fleecing the gullible with worthless bullshit.
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More like Crapita!
Ahahaha hahahahahaha, see what I did there?!
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 23:57, archived)
Ahahaha hahahahahaha, see what I did there?!
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 23:57, archived)
I needed a poo 30 minutes into a 45 minute call
Then the waffly manager extended it by another 25 minutes. My sphincter was like Sisyphus pushing the rock of poo back up my colon.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:38, archived)
Then the waffly manager extended it by another 25 minutes. My sphincter was like Sisyphus pushing the rock of poo back up my colon.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:38, archived)
that weird shooty pain up the bumhole
that makes you go "ooo!" and everyone knows you've just had a shooty bum pain
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:30, archived)
that makes you go "ooo!" and everyone knows you've just had a shooty bum pain
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:30, archived)
no, but i've heard the phrase "it's just a little prick" more than once
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don't sit on the edge of hard seats, then
pins and needles in the "private" regions is fucking bizarre
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:50, archived)
pins and needles in the "private" regions is fucking bizarre
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:50, archived)
check out this sick vape trick, broh
thumbs.gfycat.com/TemptingTalkativeBobolink-mobile.mp4
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thumbs.gfycat.com/TemptingTalkativeBobolink-mobile.mp4
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 16:43, archived)
I've got an Enya EP somewhere in my collection.
No idea what it is, but it's there. 2 Enigma albums, too, so I was probably going through a phase.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:03, archived)
No idea what it is, but it's there. 2 Enigma albums, too, so I was probably going through a phase.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:03, archived)
Yeah, as if teenage me knew any "birds".
All boys school and a limited social circle.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:54, archived)
All boys school and a limited social circle.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:54, archived)
The idea of lugging a big, beige box and crt round to a mate's house never struck me as entirely practical.
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what were the alternatives, in 1998?
it took us about 2 hours to set up a Command and Conquer match between four people across modems, when you had to disconnect to call your mate's house to ask him what his IP address was.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:13, archived)
it took us about 2 hours to set up a Command and Conquer match between four people across modems, when you had to disconnect to call your mate's house to ask him what his IP address was.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:13, archived)
Multitap and a copy of Micro Machines on the Mega Drive?
Local multilayer is better than online, in my opinion.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
Local multilayer is better than online, in my opinion.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
I had micro machines on the Amiga
my brother wrote his own serial link connector for multiplayer over two amigas, and that was epic in 1994.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:21, archived)
my brother wrote his own serial link connector for multiplayer over two amigas, and that was epic in 1994.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:21, archived)
My social group owned a mishmash of commodores, ataris, spectrums, pcs and segas.
The idea of linking any of them together would have been ludicrous. Shame, as amigas and ataris were reasonably portable.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:28, archived)
The idea of linking any of them together would have been ludicrous. Shame, as amigas and ataris were reasonably portable.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:28, archived)
I set up a LAN in my student house
Unreal Tournament and Red Alert 2 for dayzzz
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Unreal Tournament and Red Alert 2 for dayzzz
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:12, archived)
yeah, I was in a student tower block, we had cat 5 running out of windows and down corridors.
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good toimes
I made a mint selling cat 5 cables on ebay when domestic broadband became a thing.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:21, archived)
I made a mint selling cat 5 cables on ebay when domestic broadband became a thing.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:21, archived)
it's prolly a pic of St Margaret's Bay instead of Dover
cos that bit of the cliff is more picturesque
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:46, archived)
cos that bit of the cliff is more picturesque
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:46, archived)
from the rest of this thread, i'm going to assume you're not that experienced with 'outside'
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i had more but got rid of them/they broke
the dreamcast and ps2 are presumably still kicking somewhere but guitar hero aside, there's nothing worth dragging them out for
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:23, archived)
the dreamcast and ps2 are presumably still kicking somewhere but guitar hero aside, there's nothing worth dragging them out for
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:23, archived)
oh, half of these are not exactly ready to rock
But I have 7 currently in the house. I gave one away and lost another.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:32, archived)
But I have 7 currently in the house. I gave one away and lost another.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:32, archived)
i sold my wii u under dire financial circumstances
the ps3 and 360 broke. the mega drive hasn't worked for years. i gave the snes away. there is a gamecube somewhere actually so i revise my answer to 5
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:38, archived)
the ps3 and 360 broke. the mega drive hasn't worked for years. i gave the snes away. there is a gamecube somewhere actually so i revise my answer to 5
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:38, archived)
Hollow out the broken mega drive and bung a pi in there?
Bonus nerd points if you can get the original controllers connected.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:48, archived)
Bonus nerd points if you can get the original controllers connected.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:48, archived)
some doddering old northerner keeps asking you intimate questions?
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:45, archived)
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Hey folks,
work is a real pain in the arse at the minute and nearly got in a punch up with a contractor today. The bank holiday weather looks like a load of poo and my bum thing has come back, probably triggered by the stress.
cheer me up.
comedy forum. blog.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:36, archived)
work is a real pain in the arse at the minute and nearly got in a punch up with a contractor today. The bank holiday weather looks like a load of poo and my bum thing has come back, probably triggered by the stress.
cheer me up.
comedy forum. blog.
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You don't get paid enough to fight mate , and I've just heard my best mate Jim's missus is in a hospice now , I can't call him, I'll go see him tomorrow, shite tho, I love the fella and his missus
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You could always do a big poo in the middle of the floor and watch your dogs eat it.
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If you haven't seen it already,
I recommend going to see "Ready Player One", for some tremendously enjoyable and mindless cheesy 80s nostalgia.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 0:12, archived)
I recommend going to see "Ready Player One", for some tremendously enjoyable and mindless cheesy 80s nostalgia.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2018, 0:12, archived)
four o'fucking-clock thread
i hate laminate flooring. i hate some of you. talk amongst yourselves.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:00, archived)
i hate laminate flooring. i hate some of you. talk amongst yourselves.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:00, archived)
Mate of mine is doing well in the world lino laying championships.
He has made the semi vinyls.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:10, archived)
He has made the semi vinyls.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:10, archived)
just because your mattress is on the floor, doesn't make it cushioned flooring, m8
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:18, archived)
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:18, archived)
it's not on the floor
there's no room, what with all the clothes
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:22, archived)
there's no room, what with all the clothes
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:22, archived)
it would be less echoey wouldn't it
i want a carpet but we have this laminate shit for free. she's also talking about getting a fucking mural in the hallway. a fucking mural. probably of fucking lions and tigers and shit. a fucking mural. fuck.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:19, archived)
i want a carpet but we have this laminate shit for free. she's also talking about getting a fucking mural in the hallway. a fucking mural. probably of fucking lions and tigers and shit. a fucking mural. fuck.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:19, archived)
i got it fitted when i moved in
parquet in the living room, bedroom and hallway, victorian tile in the kitchen and mediterranean mosaic in the bathroom. Β£420 for the lot, including fitting.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:21, archived)
parquet in the living room, bedroom and hallway, victorian tile in the kitchen and mediterranean mosaic in the bathroom. Β£420 for the lot, including fitting.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:21, archived)
I don't think I've ever seen a mural on he inside of a house, before.
Still, if you can think of a better way to demonstrate one's support of Irish reunification, I'd like to hear about it.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:57, archived)
Still, if you can think of a better way to demonstrate one's support of Irish reunification, I'd like to hear about it.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:57, archived)
Pooing in the corridor is something we all do at a certain age
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 18:05, archived)
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 18:05, archived)
unless you're a mazda van wheel nut
as my dad found out after breaking three wheel studs
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:57, archived)
as my dad found out after breaking three wheel studs
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:57, archived)
there's loads of stuff it's good to have more than a handful of though
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:07, archived)
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:07, archived)
QUICK, post cartoon ants
d2gg9evh47fn9z.cloudfront.net/800px_COLOURBOX8299510.jpg
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:13, archived)
d2gg9evh47fn9z.cloudfront.net/800px_COLOURBOX8299510.jpg
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:13, archived)
The last one we hired had a roof, door flap, Bluetooth pa and disco lights.
It was awesome.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:22, archived)
It was awesome.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:22, archived)
We had one for my nieces' birthday
It was closed off with a weird flappy entrance that earned it the name " the fanny bouncer"
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:26, archived)
It was closed off with a weird flappy entrance that earned it the name " the fanny bouncer"
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:26, archived)
"a vagina like a bouncy castle" isn't something I've ever considered before.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:37, archived)
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one could argue whether we are always truthful
do we not fall victim to our cognitive biases?
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:29, archived)
do we not fall victim to our cognitive biases?
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:29, archived)
and we should teach them intolerance towards bi asses?
you sicken me
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:43, archived)
you sicken me
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:43, archived)
make your bass about 6dB quieter and turn all the effects down by 50%
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:44, archived)
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Not convinced by this, I've been waiting ages and it hasn't happened yet
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I dunno what's gone on here, but the comments make the story intriguing
www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/fisherman-injured-in-lake-attack-180431/
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:14, archived)
www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/fisherman-injured-in-lake-attack-180431/
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:14, archived)
Nice to see that my style of internet English is normal for Kent.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:52, archived)
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finally the treatment I need
when is this going to be available on the nhs?
metro.co.uk/2016/03/14/taking-lsd-for-breakfast-helps-you-beat-your-facebook-addiction-5751904/
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:23, archived)
when is this going to be available on the nhs?
metro.co.uk/2016/03/14/taking-lsd-for-breakfast-helps-you-beat-your-facebook-addiction-5751904/
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:23, archived)
not sure I want my eyes to turn into an 8-bit loading screen tbh
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Not sure that aimlessly riding the buses around town is much of an improvement over aimlessly scrolling through Facebook.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:35, archived)
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Gets you outside though, plus increases your chance of dying in an RTA
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:40, archived)
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i never once used facebook on the countless times i dropped acid, i didn't even use the internet or a mobile phone
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:55, archived)
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I just hope that with this and hashtag delete facebook Rob has paid the server company for the extra bandwidth b3ta is going to need as people flock back
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:23, archived)
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:23, archived)
what if rob's been selling all our data?
we'll have to move to voat
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:48, archived)
we'll have to move to voat
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:48, archived)
depends who you ask
For some the cutoff is 1980, for others it's 84. I'm slap-bang in the middle of that but I'm not a fucking millennial.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:40, archived)
For some the cutoff is 1980, for others it's 84. I'm slap-bang in the middle of that but I'm not a fucking millennial.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:40, archived)
'78, so I get to have a floppy fringe, wear lumberjack shirts and disparage everything with a shrug,
without any trace of irony.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:42, archived)
without any trace of irony.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:42, archived)
one study defines it one way, another study defines it a different way
I meet the definition of one but not the other. Unless I'm some sort of quantum millennial.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:48, archived)
I meet the definition of one but not the other. Unless I'm some sort of quantum millennial.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:48, archived)
Pikachu obvs
then there's charizard the orange one, blastoise the green one and squirtle the blue one. If the pink one's called jigglypuff then that's five.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:06, archived)
then there's charizard the orange one, blastoise the green one and squirtle the blue one. If the pink one's called jigglypuff then that's five.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:06, archived)
close, blastoise and squirtle are both blue
one evolves from t'other (eventually). it's bulba/ivy/venusaur that you want for green guys
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:46, archived)
one evolves from t'other (eventually). it's bulba/ivy/venusaur that you want for green guys
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:46, archived)
I don't really know what you're saying
but I'll take your word for it
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:00, archived)
but I'll take your word for it
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:00, archived)
what do you think of all the Poles then?
What's your favourite spanner?
Want a biscuit?
Seen much flange recently?
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 8:58, archived)
What's your favourite spanner?
Want a biscuit?
Seen much flange recently?
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 8:58, archived)
tell him that you've always been in awe of people like him
because what he does is so complicated, you'd never be able to wrap your head around it. Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
because what he does is so complicated, you'd never be able to wrap your head around it. Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
go on to say that it's not just his trade specifically, but all of the working class that you admire
what a great bunch of lads. And girls of course! Haha.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:06, archived)
what a great bunch of lads. And girls of course! Haha.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:06, archived)
he just explained to me what the problem was and what he is doing to fix it so I had to admit that I didn't have a fucking clue what he was on about
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:14, archived)
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:14, archived)
you mean you stared at him blankly while he chastised you for flushing your condoms
( , Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:43, archived)
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I get the girls round for a night of Bridget & Dirty Dancing :) :) :)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 16:11, archived)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 16:11, archived)
i count all the money i've made from modding www.b3ta.com/talk
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 16:57, archived)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 16:57, archived)
I wish I'd accepted that gig, in retrospect
my life was just headed in a different direction at the time, you know?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 17:03, archived)
my life was just headed in a different direction at the time, you know?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 17:03, archived)
i heard they turned you down due to your absurd and allegedly perverted demands
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 17:50, archived)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 17:50, archived)
I drink heavily and watch videos like this:
youtu.be/PdaaGlyu7EQ
And this:
youtu.be/usFFKNRB2z8
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 18:22, archived)
youtu.be/PdaaGlyu7EQ
And this:
youtu.be/usFFKNRB2z8
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 18:22, archived)
If someone gave you 50 quid, what would you spend it on?
That's the last of my company budget for this fiscal period.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:20, archived)
That's the last of my company budget for this fiscal period.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:20, archived)
Vaseline, pair of crotchless tights, latex gloves and a Mars bar
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:24, archived)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:24, archived)
Dunno. Could do with some more socks.
So maybe socks. And a t-shirt.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:30, archived)
So maybe socks. And a t-shirt.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:30, archived)
i would think its more pegs than a tent a similar size
aquaproducts.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=12_29&products_id=310
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:38, archived)
aquaproducts.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=12_29&products_id=310
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:38, archived)
many anglers don't like hammering pegs in due to vibration near the lake so they make them sharp and strong to get in hard ground
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:46, archived)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:46, archived)
you've been infected with McBeef's Disease m8
don't start any food threads or you'll shart yourself by sundown.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:36, archived)
don't start any food threads or you'll shart yourself by sundown.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:36, archived)
I don't think I've ever paid more than £50 for a pair of shoes.
The ones I'm wearing now I got from a Clarks outlet store, probably Β£25 - I resent paying top dollar for shoes just for work.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:23, archived)
The ones I'm wearing now I got from a Clarks outlet store, probably Β£25 - I resent paying top dollar for shoes just for work.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:23, archived)
My nan gives me a £5 scratch card for my birthday
and I never win. I'd rather have the fiver, but I don't want to sound ungrateful.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:53, archived)
and I never win. I'd rather have the fiver, but I don't want to sound ungrateful.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:53, archived)
she's living vicariously through you
my great-aunt used to send every one of her grand-neices and nephews a quid in the post for their birthdays, right up until she died at the age of 91.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:00, archived)
my great-aunt used to send every one of her grand-neices and nephews a quid in the post for their birthdays, right up until she died at the age of 91.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:00, archived)
i used to get one irish punt from my dads mum, don't think she realised it was worth about 60p
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:08, archived)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:08, archived)
"You ungrateful fucking shit fucking wanker cunt dick."
Direct quote from your nan.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:25, archived)
Direct quote from your nan.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:25, archived)
I'd forgotten that there were websites more out of date than b3ta
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:11, archived)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:11, archived)
Wasn't Frank going to buy it at one point?
that should totally happen, this place is dead on its arse without him as owner
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:31, archived)
that should totally happen, this place is dead on its arse without him as owner
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:31, archived)
there was some cunt who threatened to pay for it to be shut down
it wasn't frank though
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:05, archived)
it wasn't frank though
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:05, archived)
tenner on the gas, tenner on the lecky, a bottle of gordon's, some tonic water and a nice piece of steak
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:38, archived)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:38, archived)
I'd buy all the regular posters a pint
or I'd buy myself a pint in London hahahaha
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:41, archived)
or I'd buy myself a pint in London hahahaha
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:41, archived)
how much is a pint these days?
trying to work out what the cut-off point is.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:51, archived)
trying to work out what the cut-off point is.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:51, archived)
there's a pub near victoria station
that does a pint of cider for Β£3.50, iirc
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:52, archived)
that does a pint of cider for Β£3.50, iirc
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:52, archived)
it may well be
can't remember, i hadn't slept properly for 3 days at that point
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:05, archived)
can't remember, i hadn't slept properly for 3 days at that point
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:05, archived)
You couldn't pay me to drink castlemaine
well, actually you could. I mean, obviously. I'm not an idiot.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:12, archived)
well, actually you could. I mean, obviously. I'm not an idiot.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:12, archived)
ah fair enough
I don't want to encourage irresponsible behaviour
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:23, archived)
I don't want to encourage irresponsible behaviour
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:23, archived)
this thread has carp and stabbings in it
chalking this one up as a Successful Thread.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:43, archived)
chalking this one up as a Successful Thread.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:43, archived)
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