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alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 21:25, archived)
Very tired
Not much sleep last night so I'm having an early night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 21:27, archived)
Sleep toit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 23:20, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 22:08, archived)
Yer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 23:20, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 18 Aug 2018, 0:37, archived)
So, Harwich smells like a toilet.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:11, archived)
So will Rotterdam

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:15, archived)
Botterdam more like lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:18, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:42, archived)
Can you still buy weed there ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:57, archived)
probably just some squidgy brown

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:33, archived)
oh, the shit formatting on mobile made me think you'd replied to the bottom one

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 22:09, archived)
sounds like they need some harPIC
ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:19, archived)
How bad of a toilet?
I live in the countryside and it's muckspreading time
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:38, archived)
oh, good point
Thanet's prolly been doused with cowshit and seaweed for next years' cauliflowers. Poor broadsword.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:23, archived)
Nice to see farmers using seaweed as fertilizer
It's good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:43, archived)
Never been there

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:58, archived)
alright, "joe walsh"

(97800, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:16, archived)
Fine, thanks
Just got back from seeing the Meg. I laughed quite a bit more than most people in the cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:18, archived)
I've said it before, I love statham

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:21, archived)

youtu.be/uWu3JqLMImY?t=35s
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:25, archived)
I'm sure I've mentioned myself in leopard print, but I found this , Brexit eh
www.b3ta.com/talk/107922
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:34, archived)
Watching him swim towards a megalodon
Doing dory's line from finding nemo cracked me up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:29, archived)
I love his side head turn look , stunning

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:38, archived)
He does that quite a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:39, archived)
48 mins til 10 days off fuck yeah
I'm going RIGHT up the thanet, u?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:12, archived)
might tickle my thanet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:13, archived)
webcam plz

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:39, archived)
sure

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:54, archived)
grab a pickled egg from Pete's Fish Bar for me plz

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:14, archived)
Thanet Thackson?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:15, archived)
Mith Thackthon if ur nathty

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:20, archived)
I'm thorry Mith Thackthon

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:30, archived)
oooth

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:40, archived)
Yeth

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:30, archived)
Altho, bit late, thoz
AaaaaAaaaAAaaAAAAaAaAAAAAaRrrrRrRrrRdvAAaaAaAAAAAAaAaaaaAaaAAAAaaaaRRRRRrrRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:12, archived)
:D
How you doing, broady?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:30, archived)
Good thanks, you?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:50, archived)
Magic, cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:50, archived)
show us a trick then

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 18:16, archived)
Pick a card.
Three of clubs, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:36, archived)
wow

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:32, archived)
Ive got one whole week of work left before Im in the same position.
I'll be sunning it up in BARCA m8
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:19, archived)
+a
A C
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 18:18, archived)
I'd be in dreamland with you my dearest b

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:21, archived)
sweetest m you are my broadstairsway to heaven x

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:30, archived)
You put the meat in my sandwich , bae

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:34, archived)
does broaders work at subway?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 18:16, archived)
He's got a 12" sub

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 18:18, archived)
herbs and cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 18:40, archived)
Off to see the meg

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:32, archived)
It's fucking SHIT
I walked out.
Second time ever I've done that
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:39, archived)
Enjoy xx

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:39, archived)
I love shit films

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:43, archived)
i've never bailed on a film in the cinema
too cheap for that. if i've paid, i'll see it through to the bitter end
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:10, archived)
Tell her I said hi

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:39, archived)
shut up, the meg
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:41, archived)
the wonderful meg of oz?

(97800, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 18:22, archived)
I've had Sandstorm by Darude stuck in my head all day
How does that work as an ear worm? It dosen't even have lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:30, archived)
If I don't see you, have a great Bumhole Wednesday!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:03, archived)
Monolith is a stupid mod and he smells like a blocked drain and looks like a mouldy carpet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:23, archived)
Bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:25, archived)
Tell it like it is

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:59, archived)
He's one of my pokemon pals

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:09, archived)
I think he's being a bit generous

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:47, archived)
somebody's still a grumpy gus

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 18:15, archived)
Better than being a fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot who likes it up the bum-bum from other fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 18:58, archived)
do you run into a lot of those in your line of work?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:41, archived)
have you confused him with a roll of axminster again?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:31, archived)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:40, archived)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:59, archived)
in other news: water is wet

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:44, archived)

at r is w t s and poos
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:50, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:59, archived)
you're going to get knifed

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:54, archived)
Why would manolith, who is so stupid, knife me?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:58, archived)
he's very bad at playing knifey/spoony

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:03, archived)
He meant to make you his wife but got the spelling wrong

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:06, archived)
^
I meant wifed, he's going to propose to you this weekend. But now I've blown it by telling you.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:08, archived)
well, as you can see. i have some powerful friends
so maybe you should shut your ugly face
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:15, archived)
kiss him, then knife him

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:18, archived)
Pokemon nerd friends?
Not exactly intimidating.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:24, archived)
go toe to toe with him

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:26, archived)

toe penus
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:42, archived)
toe to penus or penus to toe?
it's an important distinction
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 15:07, archived)
Two men enter, one man leaves

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 15:16, archived)
it's mongy and mcbeef though, you can guarantee they've seen some shit

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 15:07, archived)
Well, we know Mcbeef is a shit expert.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Aug 2018, 15:16, archived)
this is awkward for me because you are both my pretend online friends
but I would quite like to see the two of you wrestle
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:31, archived)
I bet you do you dirty old bollocks. I bet you fucking do.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:37, archived)
YOUR BLOCKED

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:37, archived)
in mud
to the death
in tiny silver metallic pants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:59, archived)
Willies

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:45, archived)
Found a willy in your butt I bet.
You gay
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:51, archived)
dunno who that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:50, archived)
He's a snowflake.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:52, archived)
LEFTIE LIBERAL WANKER

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 15:17, archived)
Cucktard

(97800, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 15:50, archived)
looks at the baby

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 15:52, archived)
3/7

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:37, archived)
calm down, children
i know it's friday but the weekend doesn't start until 5
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:40, archived)
I GOT STOMPED FIRST, MISS.
Blatant homophobia
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:43, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:49, archived)
NEU WAI

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:09, archived)
it's pronounced "NOI" ACKtually
/my microphone repair guy
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:18, archived)
Toppest gettest

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:14, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:15, archived)
Yassss

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:29, archived)
I'm back from my x-ray
Apparently it was a pantogram, which my dentist required. I must admit, I was a clown not to be flossing around, but that doesn't mean that my teeth should wear crowns etc
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:37, archived)
do you mean a pantomogram?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:40, archived)
^homer speaking into lisa's saxophone.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:49, archived)
He's behind you!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:10, archived)
IBHI
TDOB
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:18, archived)
ffs

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:41, archived)
top get

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:10, archived)
Bee tend flans?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:06, archived)
Afternoon huns (not you, Atilla) xx
what are you having for lunch and what are you doing this weekend?

Salad and fuck all for me.

GO!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:05, archived)
leftover curry
yums
(hmmmm, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:06, archived)
Non-stomping reply.

(97800, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:09, archived)
Nibbling nuts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:24, archived)
Chicken or a sandwich
Finally going to see the meg tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:54, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 6:28, archived)
restless plovers spread your wings as the day begins

(97800, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 7:05, archived)
I wish they'd pack it in
my ears are still ringing from last night's gig
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 7:08, archived)
lol p lovers

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:06, archived)
rofl

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:57, archived)
Feeling quite stressed about going on holiday.
I don't know how people do this as a regular thing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 7:52, archived)
I know the feeling
I'm driving to Croatia next month. Driving. With a toddler. It's about 14hours on the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:04, archived)
I'm hoping that letting them all have their DSes will keep mine quiet on the journey,
but I've already had one complaint about potentially not having WiFi access for almost a week.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:30, archived)
So set off just before her bed time, easy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:27, archived)
yeah, and then the whole of the next day I'm knackered while she's up and alert
just going to break it into two parts with a motel in Czechia or Austria
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:41, archived)
Oh god did I remember to lock the back door

(97800, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:11, archived)
I'll probably have a panic attack about whether I've packed the medicine that keeps me alive,
or forget to take note of where we're going, or the car will break down, or oh the list of things that could go wrong is endless.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:27, archived)
I think a week off the meds will do you fine

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:33, archived)
Write down a list of things to check, and then lose it

(97800, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:41, archived)
have fun in Chorley

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:12, archived)
Harwich, tonight, which I'm sure is in no way a grim hole of a town like all other ports.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:32, archived)
Mornheaulze to you and your kin.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:05, archived)
my kin are fucking miles away
their morning's practically in a different time zone
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:08, archived)
I just checked: they're 29 miles from the next timezone
which sounds like a really bad performance in the Crystal Maze
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:09, archived)
'member?
Richard O'Brien was great in that.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:11, archived)
yer, and it was good
I also enjoyed Ed "Swords of a Thousand Men" Tudor-Pole
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:12, archived)
Yeah, he did a surprisingly good job of it
after having not the smallest boots to fill.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:14, archived)
googling tells me he shows up in the background of all sorts of large productions
Harry Potter AND Game of Thrones
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:24, archived)
The other night, I watched 'Oblivion',
and was like "Hey, that's Jaime Lannister."
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:28, archived)
holy shit, you're right!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:32, archived)
Or Gene Pitney

(97800, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:12, archived)
on-leee, 24 miles from Pripyat

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:26, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:12, archived)
alright dribble

(97800, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:14, archived)
$$

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:18, archived)
right back atcha
you know, like a yo-yo
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:15, archived)
I like the city of San Juan.
I know a boat you can get on.
Hundreds of flowers in full bloom.
Hundreds of people in each room
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:41, archived)
the whore ship?
sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:42, archived)
[ long preamble to a joke ]
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:42, archived)
Hayfever and overcrowded slums, sounds great, sign me up

(97800, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:44, archived)
Morning
Curiously lively this morning, already cleaned the kitchen, put the bins out, showered, swept and been the shop for the mental
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:16, archived)
that's impressive if you've only got one functioning hand

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:20, archived)
I learned when I broke it
Just what you can do with one hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:34, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:40, archived)
Nothing disgusting about glove puppets

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:52, archived)
There is after I've used them

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:56, archived)
Have you been watching the happytime murders?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:59, archived)
No, I just like spunking in glove puppets

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 10:12, archived)
poor Sweep :(

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 10:17, archived)
He loves it, probably

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 10:17, archived)
Izzy wizzy let's get jizzy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 10:30, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 10:56, archived)
Happy talking, talking happy /talk

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:17, archived)
alright Mark Hollis

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:20, archived)
I'm Raymond Burns m8

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:26, archived)
guten morgen furz köpfe

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:44, archived)
well that's just rude

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:50, archived)
*guffenpumpz*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:51, archived)
I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Aug 2018, 10:13, archived)
youn are

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 10:17, archived)
I'm off for an x-ray
there'd better be a new thread when I get back
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 11:28, archived)
Your boner doesn't have a bone in it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 11:54, archived)
C R E M A T E
This is what they'll do to me.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:19, archived)
When you're dead? Or before that?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:22, archived)
Not until your dead, I hope.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:23, archived)
i lol'd

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:23, archived)
At the death of Aretha Franklin? You monster.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:24, archived)
at the badly executed pun

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:29, archived)
We'll have to lay a wreath-a at her grave.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:31, archived)
get corbyn to do it, it seems to be his thing

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:36, archived)
he would lay a wreath on the tomb of Satan if he could

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:37, archived)
so would i m8

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:57, archived)
Thanks SM!
I feel validated.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:32, archived)
U G L Y you ain't got no alibi

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:24, archived)
Y M C A it's fun to stay at the Y M C A

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:51, archived)
Poor urethra :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:34, archived)
yet they buried Otis
it really makes you think
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:35, archived)
the Aardvark?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 16:08, archived)
Wait what now?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 16:15, archived)
You're toast M8

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 16:38, archived)
only weirdos talk to toast

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 16:57, archived)
watch the evening news

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 17:39, archived)
They'll bury you in a lunchbox.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 16:58, archived)
Surly nod of the head in recognition of this nice bit of tastelessness.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:37, archived)
oh god not Dolly Parton too

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 22:23, archived)
*checks*
Don't do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 0:05, archived)
I'm Gemma Collins AMA!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:25, archived)
Are you Gemma Collins?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:26, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:28, archived)
This is less fun than I thought it would be

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:29, archived)
put this in your oven and baste it (not safe for work)
www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/NINTCHDBPICT000426961134.jpg?w=960
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:30, archived)
Why HTC thought that fat pig advertising was a good idea I don't know

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:33, archived)
new wide camera

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:34, archived)
that nail varnish is hideous

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:44, archived)
Fake as she refers to herself as 'the gc' the fat thick cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:29, archived)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:30, archived)
Should I know who you are?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:31, archived)
It's Gemma Collins, I asked that already

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:32, archived)
OK.
Who is Gemma Collins?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:33, archived)
She's on towie babes, like

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:34, archived)
Oh, I only watch Made In Chelsea.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:36, archived)
R u mugging me off? Don't mug me off, you muggy mug

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:47, archived)
Truth be told, I've not seen either.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:53, archived)
Nor have I

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:54, archived)
Real Housewives of Orange County is all we need, eh mongy?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:01, archived)
I'm still desperately trying to keep up with kardashians

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:06, archived)
We can't all marry Kanye.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:14, archived)
I'm still trying to get someone to piss on me and release the video like kim did

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:15, archived)
I thought that was R Kelly?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:22, archived)

hth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:34, archived)
Woah, it's drimble!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:37, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:37, archived)
gemma collins is when you touch yourself

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:35, archived)
I'm Gemma Collins every night.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:37, archived)
yeah you should

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:33, archived)
But I don't! How crazy is that?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:34, archived)
lazy not crazy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:44, archived)
What's it like being famous purely for being a worthless chav with anger issues and who's as thick as the layer of blubber surrounding you?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:36, archived)
great

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:43, archived)
are you the blonde one from hollyoaks with the fake tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:41, archived)
I'm like Gandhi
always with you
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:43, archived)
gandhi wasn't there for me when I lost my lunch money and had to go hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:46, archived)
That's when he carried you.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:51, archived)
he could have carried me to Subway and spotted me a sandwich, the tight cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:53, archived)
is it true that you are like a latter-day Diana Dors?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:46, archived)
she ain't got shit on me, babes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:48, archived)

ain't got
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 16:20, archived)
I think rob should be getting d-list celebrities to do AMAs on /board

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:01, archived)
Any relation to Phil Collins?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:03, archived)
only in the willy department

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:07, archived)
Will you sing at Aretha Franklin's funeral?

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:09, archived)
only if she sings at mine

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:12, archived)
having just googled gemma collins, you have my deepest sympathy.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:11, archived)
thank you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:12, archived)
How can we reverse the trend of left/right division and tribalism in politics?
Also are you a massive twat? I don't know who you are, Gemma, but I'm betting you're a massive twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:12, archived)
One way is to be united against totalitarianism from the left and right.
I do have a massive minge, babes
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:15, archived)
blow them all up and start again

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:23, archived)
It's the only way to be sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:42, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 6:18, archived)
Morning. I think you should try this next.
www.surplusandoutdoors.com/polish-ration-pack-24-hour-individual-1214454.html
(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:05, archived)
The Polish ones are filled with manky meat pastes that they call sandwich spreads
there's a bloke on imgur who reviews them all: imgur.com/gallery/a9g0e
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:17, archived)
So chances are it's all expired, or absolute best case you've got 15 days to eat it all in?

(97800, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:19, archived)
that's why I got my ones so cheap
most of the meals were supposed to go bad in september. Except the nougat, which was good until 2020.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:21, archived)
Surely stranded in the wilderness is not somewhere you want to gamble on having the shits in order to save a few quid

(97800, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:26, archived)
yer, but I wasn't stranded in the wilderness
I was in my workshop, building a staircase.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:34, archived)
Someone has drilled holes in your door

(97800, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:40, archived)
mandatory. It's a garage, so you have to give exhaust gases an escape route
and it lets all the lovely spiders in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:46, archived)
Who runs a car in a building with the door shut? Unless you're actually trying to kill yourself, obviously

(97800, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:53, archived)
Probably no-one
but the communists who built it back in the 60s were aware that it's not a great idea to keep a load of unstable chemicals and a poorly-designed vehicle based on combustion in a hermetically sealed chamber.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:55, archived)
speaking of noxious gases
bathroom doors have those holes too
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:01, archived)
A production line approach to midget cottaging, nice

(97800, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:08, archived)
Looks more like a ladder

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:11, archived)
yer, it is more like a ship's ladder to be fair
dunno at what angle stairs become ladders.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:13, archived)
I assume anything over the 4:1 ladder ratio, but that's just a guess, don't think we have a chippy forum members

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:18, archived)
nah, it's about 3:1, or 70 degrees
so it's a ship's ladder
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:26, archived)
I like a nice cat ladder, they were always fun to get tools and materials up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:31, archived)

?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:32, archived)
how do you get those great big HVAC units on the roof though?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:46, archived)
Cranes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:49, archived)
disappointing

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 10:12, archived)

It's a bit high to jump up, he only has little legs
(97800, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:15, archived)

not far off
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:17, archived)
I'm sure that's a lovely ladder,
but the pictures of Christina Ricci were more to my taste.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 9:02, archived)
you built it sideways, you fucking idiot

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 9:28, archived)
it's for climbing into next door's flat

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 9:34, archived)
I think gravity works differently in Poland, much like everything else

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 11:23, archived)
well met

(97800, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:17, archived)

w h
l
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:35, archived)
have it you slag

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:17, archived)
how'd you squeeze them fat tits of yours into that top, you absolute fucking whale?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:22, archived)
Hey man, take a look out the window 'n' see what's happenin'
Hey man, it's rainin'
It's rainin' outside man
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:40, archived)
it's a lovely blue sky with big Turneresque clouds in it here

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:47, archived)

i.gifer.com/6EBs.gif
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 9:03, archived)
welcome to bartertown

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 9:10, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 9:54, archived)
a fine time to show up now, isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 9:59, archived)
Slept in due to poor sleep Tuesday night

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 10:44, archived)
stories of MREs stopping you from pooing
are grossly exaggerated, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 10:12, archived)
morning
my wife and kid have left me
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 5:54, archived)
only until the weekend though

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 5:54, archived)
FOOD SUBTHREAD:
I'm going to eat a full British 24-hr Ration Pack today. I've just had an all-day breakfast from a pouch, which was prepared in the pre-Trump era.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 6:42, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt.

(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 7:18, archived)

Yum
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 7:24, archived)
'Fruit explosion' sounds ominous. Have that next please

(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 7:29, archived)
I had the tutti frutti drink
tastes like lemsip
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:32, archived)
the fruit explosion
was three lukewarm mouthfuls of apple and peach mash.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:49, archived)
and the sesame seed bar
was a solid almost-unchewable block of cane sugar and honey
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:49, archived)
why are you doing this?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:51, archived)
because he's too spasticated to cook

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:56, archived)
Making an informed choice for his BOB.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:57, archived)

this one, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:06, archived)

this one, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:06, archived)
tragically, it may be just so he can tell people on the internet :(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:04, archived)
I'm assuming he didn't move to Poland because he enjoys good food.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:42, archived)
That tiny bottle is either food colouring or poison in case it all gets too much

(97800, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 7:32, archived)
tobassco

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:26, archived)
lol ass

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:44, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:18, archived)
The bromine might stop you wanking yourself square and round again in your missus' absense.
For about 5 minutes at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:05, archived)
I've heard they give you serious constipation

(hmmmm, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:47, archived)
here's hoping

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:48, archived)
is that a vga lead i see in the picture?
barbarian
(hmmmm, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:13, archived)
Well, that's what she told you anyway

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:59, archived)
my pary are with the grrrmachine

(97800, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 6:36, archived)
truely sorry for my lots

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 6:41, archived)

Grrrmachine Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 6:38, archived)
at least he's still got his twitter handle

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 6:40, archived)

wifflegif.com/gifs/320833-risky-business-hipster-gif
(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 6:59, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 7:17, archived)
Okay, I can't see that any more without thinking of Star Stories

(97800, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 7:30, archived)

frinkiac.com/video/S04E03/jipdCzw1vbaKCNmn6z46WTxtAPY=.gif
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:05, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:29, archived)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2018, 7:44, archived)
good to you too

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:32, archived)
3 day wankathon planned, I assume?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:11, archived)
erry day

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:32, archived)
gutted

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:25, archived)
i can listen to porn with my speakers on

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:33, archived)
^ living my dream

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:42, archived)
Morning.
Extra child at my house, this morning, so it's a relief to be at work.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:43, archived)
YES! BRILLIANT!
I am back at work again!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:00, archived)
GET IN!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:18, archived)
Piss and quiet 4 u then.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:12, archived)
they've turned one of the pokestops i can reach from my flat into a pokemon gym
as i'm sure you can tell, this is very exciting news
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:31, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8184113
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:45, archived)
although I really have no idea what you just said

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:46, archived)
shh shh, don't worry

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:09, archived)
FUCK YEAH WEDNESDAY

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:38, archived)

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