Frolic in brine, goblins be thine.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 18:07,
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"Shoumon bakari shite iru to, boukon ga kuru zo", so unless you count "to" and "zo" as rhymes, not really. I've always liked the English translation, though.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 18:21,
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I only saw one of the US remakes but it wasn't a patch on the original seriesAlthough I do prefer implied menace and slow builds over the jump scares and crashing sounds that Hollywood seems so dependent on
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I've never seen the American remake of 'Ringu' but the Japanese original is masterful in its understatedness.The American remake of 'Ju-On' (The Grudge) is actually passable, despite being obviously shoutier than the original. Have you seen 'Noroi'?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 19:12,
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It's more complex and a considerably slower burn than your typical Japanese horror flick,and well worth a watch.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 19:50,
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If anyone hasAmazon Prime streaming, look up 'Cold FirePlace'. It's about 13 mins long and I'm puzzled as to why someone made it.
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There is a snowstorm. An artist woman is in a hut which is on a top of a hill surrounds by the mountains . She is painting. Suddenly she find out that the fire in the fireplace is out.She runs to the door to bring more fire woods but she finds out that the door is locked
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 15:24,
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>LIFE IS PEACEFUL THERE(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 16:12,
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'Spoilers below'She had to. She had run out of fire woods for fire.
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Yeah but that's just stupid, the clothes will burn in no time at all and then the search for fire woods for fire will be even colder.(, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 16:05, archived)
There's a twist. I won't say any more but there is a serious twist. Fuck the usual suspects, this is a real jaw dropper.
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It's all a dream.She's a robot.
The hut is on top of a volcano.
Unexpected genie grants her three wishes.
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Directed by George Romero, John Romero and M. Night Shalamaladingdong.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 16:15,
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The £4.49 rental is a bit steep for 13 minutes.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 17:29,
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Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Polaaaaaand
Happy birthday to you
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 6:55,
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i.imgur.com/o3mMS8V_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 15:19,
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I've just joined the ranks of the town weirdos who have gathered to watch the parade. I can pretend it's in honour of your adopted home, if you like?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 10:20,
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I was proper glued to the telly trying to see Corbyn doing something I could interpret as disrespectful(, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 11:47, archived)
Seen this?pbs.twimg.com/media/Dq1pXeWX0AAKOlk.jpg
If I lived opposite I'd be tempted to join in and set up a load of pointy-hatted Germans and a Howitzer.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 12:46,
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That poor postman who has to risk life and limb just delivering the eviction notices(, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 12:55, archived)
I think the best part is it appears to be in a cul-de-sac.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 12:59,
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well I think its digusting having the german pm there to, lefties have turned it into like the all lives matter thing ,today should only be about OUR war dead, DISRESPECTFUL!(, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 13:38, archived)
If i'd known, i'd have made a cake (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 10:34,
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you've had 100 years to prepare(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 11:06,
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What's tobacco consumption like in Poland these days?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 11:38,
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That's a lot of Pole smokers.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 12:03,
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Happy birthday Poland 100 TODAY
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 12:05,
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I hope they get a letter from the queen(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 12:39,
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I'm listening to some Gorecki being performed in your honour (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 14:10,
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AfternoonAwful weather we're having. The guttering is knackered too, so water is pissing all over my front door.
How are you doing?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 10 Nov 2018, 16:25,
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Built an elf, played some Pokémon, had a chat about the running of the shop. Standard Saturday.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 10 Nov 2018, 16:38,
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had a shower, ate steak, visited my sisterand soon i shall snuggle up and watch iron man 2
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Nov 2018, 17:01,
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Bleh.Sicked off the concert because I still can't stop coughing. The Bierexpo non-event yesterday has turned into a massive retarded shitstorm on my social site, with half the people involved deciding to have a massive argument and act like juvenile cunts, so that's boosting my stress levels nicely.
A client for whom I am frankly doing a favour has also decided to dick me around. She sent me the half-finished version of what she needs translated; when I asked how much more there would be, she said "only a bit", and when I asked what her deadline was, her idea of a helpful answer was "I told you that last year."
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 10 Nov 2018, 17:11,
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Wonderful thanks, had a couple of poos earlier, might have a wee in a bit :)(
broadsword w⚓, Sat 10 Nov 2018, 17:12,
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I've been making figures out of modelling clayI could be a fucking Blue Peter host
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Nov 2018, 18:08,
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Out in Brighton surroundedby loud people. Going home shortly to get pissed on shots and hot buttered rum which I now love following someone on here's advice.
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Vg.Never seen the appeal of that kind of thing. The idea of having to clean up afterwards would surely suck all the joy out of weeing on another human being.
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So do you not have dinner parties, because of all the cleaning up afterwards?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 10 Nov 2018, 18:55,
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Is it customary to piss in the dinner, or am I just not getting invited to the right parties?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 0:17,
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Got up around 1, had a bacon and black sandwich. Tidied up a bit, put my lamb in to marinate, went the supermarket now about to cook a lamb vindaloo.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Nov 2018, 20:21,
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I wish I could get up at 1 My internal alarm goes off about 7, no matter how late I was awake the night before
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 10 Nov 2018, 21:30,
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just fiddle with your 'snooze' button til you drift off again...(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 Nov 2018, 22:12,
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I've never heard it called that before (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 10 Nov 2018, 22:16,
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Well that was a bit fat fukkin pisstake."Bierexpo - The village 100% beer with sellers, tastings and events to plunge you into the world of the brewer! On the agenda: tastings of beer-based cocktails, photo events and live music!" turned out to be a generic food fair that had nothing whatsoever to do with beer. I wanted a Friday pint and found myself surrounded by macaroons, honey, cheese and sausages.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 19:56,
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So, what are you doing xmas day?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 20:18,
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Spending it at my dad's place, probably.That's the current plan, at any rate.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 20:38,
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That's alright, that is.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 20:38,
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Oh. Sounds like all sorts of village events that are for cretinous middle class village dick heads.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Nov 2018, 20:28,
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"beer-based cocktails" So, shandy, lager-top, and snakebite, then? Get in the proverbial sea.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 20:50,
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I freely admit this was the part of the evening that enthused me the least.I'm pretty sure there wouldn't have been any boilermakers involved.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 20:53,
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jaegarbombs? turboshandies? drinking the drips tray for a dare? (
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 21:04,
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I remember talking to a Welsh rugby player on holiday once He told me that, before a match, they'd put a pork pie in the urinal and leave it there to be pissed on for the duration of the match. When it was finished, the captain of the losing team was expected to eat said pork pie. Dirty fucks.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 21:55,
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That seems positively mild by rugby player standards.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 21:58,
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You'll attract all the town bikes.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 21:21,
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They're hard to make consistently well.Even my more culinarily gifted friends will regularly fuck them up. The eggs have to be at precisely the right degree of freshness, so you've got about a six-hour window.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 21:53,
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Fuck that noise Sugary nonsense for twats.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 21:56,
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This Really Just Made Me Cry When God show u its time to let someone go & u refuse to, he will allow the person to hurt you to the point u have no choice but to let go.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 17:15,
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So, what did dozer do?wtf is dozer?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 17:52,
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frinkiac.com/video/S05E08/FPW_SC2mRWVp3HZApOEyvfrC1ik=.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 18:00,
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Toes Down Frank's Urethra?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 17:29,
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They're too busy shooting each other up with their freedom bought guns(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 16:47,
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WHAT IS UP.sitting around. Doing nothing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Nov 2018, 12:59,
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Just come back from lunch-e-on.The new girl started today. She's the third new arrival in a fortnight. The boss came back from lunch with free soft drinks for everyone. Which was nice.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 13:06,
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.(
broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 13:17,
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I can feel mine with my hands(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 13:22,
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My heart is a constantly pumping ball of muscle and valves. I don't think it has much to do with my perception of beauty.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 13:34,
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Bad day. After seeing my sister yesterday, we got a call today telling us she's coming home Monday because they've found another tumour and there's nothing else they can do.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 13:37,
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Sorry to hear this. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 13:47,
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Just had god botherers at the door again Telling me how prayer is the answer. It felt good to scream "FUCK OFF, YOU PREACHY CUNTS!"
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 14:13,
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I'll pray for your heathen soul, Smash. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 14:19,
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You might not believe in Jesus, but He believes in you. And other trite bollocks.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 14:56,
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Apparently not, he was off on one on the shoe last night ffs (
mongychops, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 13:48,
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dunno whether to have curry or sushi tonightfooOOooOOOooOOod
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 13:51,
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I got a roast dinner delivered last night, still don't like them (
mongychops, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 14:10,
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If you go easy on the sushi You can have that as a starter and curry for your main
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 14:14,
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I can see why you needed that gastric bypass(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 14:18,
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Mash was my downfall With lots of butter
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 14:45,
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Did you wrap it in raw fish? (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 14:54,
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Don't be silly It would cook the fish
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 15:12,
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Friday means curryit's the law or summat
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 14:45,
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I've noticed a lot of swedish addresses have väg in themdunno if it's Swedish for road or summat
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 14:55,
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Looks cognate with the German 'Weg', so yes.Löl väg.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 14:59,
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Hit the vaj, Jack... and dont you come back(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 15:01,
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Gentrification to be replaced with vågazzling. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 15:18,
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Good morning Weekend starts tonight
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 6:35,
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HiHoping for some autumn sunshine again today
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 7:08,
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might wear some suede trainers today(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 7:27,
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my "botties' should turn up today(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 7:45,
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www.gino-rossi.com/en/he/shoes/lace-up-boots/mtv793-k56-0197-5799-f
No I did not pay that price for them.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 9:18,
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what's the vegetarian option?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 8:45,
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Is that common in Polish winters?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 7:28,
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Looking forward to finding out why the comic shop are jacking up their tournament prices, tomorrow. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 7:50,
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Keep the povvos out and the lights on(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Nov 2018, 8:38,
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I am keen for their business to survive, but a 250% increase is a bit cheeky.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 8:52,
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the guilty disarray of hotel linen suggesting an ex-convict's saturnalia with a couple of fat old whores(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 8:28,
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Alreet t3h b33t3r's favourite poster almost named after a Robbie Williams song.Beer trade fair tonight. Free tastings 'n' stuff.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 8:24,
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 8:44,
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happy kristallnacht everybody!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 8:44,
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Might go door to door and break some windows. All in good fun, eh?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 8:59,
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Ken Livingstone and Jezza, meeting up over a pint and whispering "Dahn wiv da Joos".(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 9:13,
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Is it the weekend now?Please?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Nov 2018, 9:37,
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Finally got to visit my sister in hospital Even if I did have to wear a mask, it was great to see her eating and looking better than she has all week. It's really made my day. Have you done anything today that's made you happy?
Alt:what are you watching tonight?
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 21:58,
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You know what? I might be hitting this a bit heavy I don't care if you've had a good day, I have so don't feel the need to contribute because I'm ha and twatted
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 22:37,
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I've had an enjoyable day play-flirting with my new colleague.I was going to watch something but I still haven't quite shot of this flu and am consequently too knackered. The night before last, though, I watched "Angel Heart", which was a decent slice of voodoo thriller weirdness.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 23:00,
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EveningGoing darker earlier innit
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 16:50,
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i can't wait for the corresponding post in spring(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 20:59,
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shipping costs on discogs are a fookin disgrace(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 17:52,
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It is a lickle on the dark side.I have bought a new whisk.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 19:29,
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No, I have a torch for that.This is for beating large quantities of
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 21:02,
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I have 2 balloon whisks I only need one, but I bought the second one because it was tiny and, therefore, cute
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 21:06,
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i also buy every whisk that i think is cute(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 21:18,
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The YouTube channel "Binging With Babish" has a recurring meme about "America's favorite whisk, Tiny Whisk".(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 21:38,
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I just want use a fork, more effort but easier to clean. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 22:26,
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Yeah, this is technically an effort in *saving face*.I promised the girl at work that I'd lend her my whisk over the weekend, then I got home and realised that I'd thrown the whisk attachment away because it was broken. So I now have a new, lendable whisk.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 22:31,
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bit weird seeing b3ta on imgurn's front pageimgur.com/gallery/R4pPHlK
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 14:47,
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Going to save this one for when I get home,as a cursory glance has already told me it would lead to inappropriate laughing in the office.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 15:01,
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old story is old(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 15:02,
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On Twitter, by definition, everyone talks to themself.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 15:51,
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christ seamus shut the fuck up no one is reading all that shit you type(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 15:39,
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Look at this wazzock, eh.Dutchman brings lawsuit to have his age reduced by 20 years.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 11:12,
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He's right, though. Lying about your age to get laid more often is exactly like people transitioning from one sex to another. If we're doing silly stories, here's a man with an eel up his bum.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 11:19,
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Good grief.If there were a folk remedy for baldness that said "Cut off a finger from each hand and staple them to your ears", someone'd do it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 11:25,
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Friend of mine put his faith in caffeine shampoo. He just keeps his head shaved, now.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 11:34,
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It's a perfectly decent look if you own it.I'd rather be bald as a coot than try to make a combover out of a few dying straggles every day. A former mate from university got married 4-5 year ago and I saw a pic of him for the first time in twenty years. He was hands down the hairiest person in our entourage at university, with a dense Wookie-like mat of back hair, but in his wedding pics he'd gone completely bald on top and left the sides as they were, giving him a "comedy old man halloween costume" look.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 11:41,
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Full Nutkins. I respect that.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 11:43,
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Does he say "brother" every five seconds and get through a lot of vests?(, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 12:43, archived)
For some reason my brain interpreted this as a Die Hard reference, although I'm sure it isn't.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 13:10,
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saw a hipster on the bus this morningwith a Hitler Youth hairstyle swept back to badly conceal his Jovian storm of a bald sport. Looked to be in his mid 30s, time to give up the skinny jeans and get with the program grandad.
Then again, I also saw a snooker ball of a human with a weird lozenge of sunburn on the back of his bonce, until I worked out he'd been wearing a baseball cap on sunny days.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 14:35,
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They should make baseball caps with a tiny little rhomboid hole in the back,so that bald people can get sunburn in the shape of a USB port.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 14:38,
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'German engineering, for your hair' Oh fuck off.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 14:23,
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Vorsprung durch Slaphead(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 14:40,
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this is what happens when Le Wrong Generation can afford lawyers(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 11:23,
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I spy with my little eyesomething beginning with "frivolous litigant".
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 11:28,
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It's cute that you've given Grrry's nob a nickname. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 11:33,
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Someone in the officehas repeatedly been putting the toilet paper on the holder the wrong way up, and when I find out who it is, I'm going to corner them in the supplies cupboard and remove their small intestine with a clicky pencil.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 14:02,
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oh come on m8, I added a lovely poem as well, the criticism of my contributions to this thriving internet forum have spurred me to improve, this is tantamount to bullying.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 7:13,
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i come from haunts of coot and herni make a sudden sally
and-er-hem-er-hem-the fern
to bicker down a valley
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 8:32,
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On we sweep with threshing oarOur only goal will be the western shore
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Hi mate, Ignore dozer he's a complete bastard.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Nov 2018, 7:19,
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he doesn't even qualify as thathow's the batavus?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 7:29,
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Running well.Except it keeps blowing brake light bulbs. Been too busy with the move to sort it. But it won't take long.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Nov 2018, 8:48,
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Morning.Half a bleedin' hour late, the bus was this morning. Half a bleedin' hour. All because some Flash Harry who happens to be President of the Republic is visiting the region.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 8:26,
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moving from bike to bus has made my morning commute intolerableapparently cars per capita in Poland is soaring above european averages, and it fucking shows.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 8:31,
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Meh.The alternative is taking a train to a sort of halway point, then taking another bus, but that bus is on a different network, so I'd have to buy a second monthly ticket...such a shitshow I tell u.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 8:39,
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I thought everything was nationalised where you are(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 9:03,
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Hell naw.There is a national train company, which for years has been haemorrhaging so much money that its survival is in doubt, but local transport is all parcelled off to the highest bidder.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 9:07,
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Ha, only poor people have to get the bus.Or Londoners.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Nov 2018, 8:59,
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I am poor in moneybut rich in vitamins and minerals.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 9:01,
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daystobrexit.co.uk
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Nov 2018, 8:48,
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I might leave now.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Nov 2018, 8:58,
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+ has breeeeuuuuuurrrrrrrrken(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 10:05,
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surely mid-morning is about 6am?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 10:59,
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morning xxIn the morning
folded with its wild flowers
washed and ironed
it takes up little space in the drawer.
Shaking it open
she ties it round her head.
In the evening she pulls it off
and lets it fall
still knotted to the floor.
On a cotton scarf
among printed flowers
a working day
has written its dream.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 8 Nov 2018, 6:36,
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Ever been barred from a drinking establishment?How did you manage it?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 18:45,
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Yeah, couple of times.Drugs once. Punching the other.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Nov 2018, 19:05,
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At least they're legitimate reasons and not bullshit reasons.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 19:14,
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3 in one night My 39th birthday. Wedgied a bouncer, fell off the stage and broke a table, in that order. I was very, very drunk.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 19:35,
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Hahahaha, wow.Now that's commitment to the cause.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 19:49,
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That bouncer at the jacaranda was cute, too (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 19:50,
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Have you seen the "Faking It" episode where they take the effeminate Oxford chemistry studentand turn him into an East End bouncer?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 19:56,
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I haven't My mum looks like a bouncer, she wears dark trouser suits. When she's angry, it's like being harangued by a small, angry penguin
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 20:34,
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:)It's worth a watch if you can find it; "Alex the Animal" is the episode title, I believe.
There was a lady bouncer at Fifth Avenue in the late 90s IIRC. She was every bit as wide as her male counterparts.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 20:41,
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FINALLY! Got a call from mum. My sister is still very ill, but now stable
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 21:45,
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When will you get a chance to visit her?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 21:48,
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Not until she comes home I've got a bit of a cold and her immune system is zero, so we can't chance it.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 22:24,
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Been kicked out / refused entry a few times, but I don't think I've ever been served with a ban.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 19:52,
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Yeah, I've been slung out on occasion as well, for being hammered and falling into people.Apparently nothing that warranted a ban, though.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 19:59,
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Dunno.There's no value judgment behind the question.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 20:16,
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That mens-rights speng that sounds like Kermit the Frog and experienced 'impending doom for a month' after drinking a glass of cider is going to be on Question Time tomorrow.Hope he owns the libs!!!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 20:32,
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Is it in the interests of audire alteram partem that airtime is given to such colossal morons?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 20:35,
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the BBC prides itself on 'balance'. Which means showing anything left of Liz Kendall to be a Communist laughing stock and getting on right wing nutters.It's almost as if they're tugging at the overton window to make the Tories seem acceptable!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 20:41,
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Shurely not.I'm sure the allegation that they give three times as much coverage to wingnuts and fascists as they do to anyone else is completely unfounded and has nothing to do with pandering to sensationalism.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 21:03,
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that spastic can't even get evolutionary biology right and he's an academic (
$$ ✅, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 20:41,
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If he didn't believe his own hype.It would be impressive at how he's managed to grift a load of athiest stemlords who don't believe in psychology into buying a load of snake oil about psychology and self-help written by a religious bellend.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 20:46,
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He's almost like a Tesco Value L. Ron Hubbard.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 21:03,
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I don't know who you're talking about, but I hope whichever Dimbleby hosts QT gets you to write his introduction.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 23:37,
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I've been asked to leave, but only once to not return. Generally for falling asleep on bars.
The time I was barred it was a group barring. A barmaid tried to take my friends half full pint away from him as it was 'clearing up time'. A short tug of war ensued, when he realised she wasn't giving up he just pointed it towards her and let go. By the end of it they were trying to physically push him out of the door while he was braced against the frame with feet and hands, crying with laughter. They banned him and all of us that were with him.
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nationalisation of the railways, VAT on private school fees, higher income taxes, wealth tax on non-cash assets.(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 17:45,
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making private education 20% more expensive is definitely the way to making it more inclusive.(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 17:52,
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From what I've seen in the vintage watch market those assets should be taxed (
mongychops, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 18:10,
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remove the tax wrapper from pensions(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 7 Nov 2018, 18:12,
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