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So pissed off
Just got a shitfaced call off the ex, moaning about me not being able to make him a father. Yeah, thanks for that, fuckstick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 22:35, archived)
Fuck him, imma go to bed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 23:30, archived)
So...
What are we all doing with our procrastination time, now that we don't post on beeter anymore?
I've practically became a lurker again.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 17:29, archived)
I am busy eating spaghetti with tomato sauce whilst watching Dr. Gunther von Hagens dissecting some corpses in a 4-part lecture
it's interesting as fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 17:52, archived)
can't get away with that in my office, unfortunately

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:02, archived)
I've been uploading some pictures from my recent trip down under
They're here if anyone is interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 17:52, archived)
no m8

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:03, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:08, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:10, archived)
My recipe for eggy cup now has 35M likes

(97800, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 22:18, archived)

*sympathy click*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:03, archived)

looks delightful btw
did anything try and kill you?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:04, archived)
The Minogway sisters

(97800, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:10, archived)
I almost fell off the jet ski
which would mean bean eaten by the sharks
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:11, archived)
I joined a new lake , can't post about it or kicked out , got a couple of watches , sold even more , been a busy time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 17:55, archived)
time! Haha! I see what you did there.
Fuck knows how one joins a lake...
A bridge too far.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:03, archived)
Siamese oxbow

(97800, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:13, archived)
Dutch rudder

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:33, archived)
is it quite cut throat?
like my fish is bigger than your fish type of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:12, archived)
A bit, it's more undiscovered big fish, never been caught before

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:29, archived)
The first rule of lake club
Is you don't talk about lake club
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:41, archived)
Wanking myself raw.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:15, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:29, archived)
Now I've finally reached my 40s I'm concentrating on growing a huge beard and converting to radical Islam.
You might say I'm having a midlifezzzzz
(97800, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:40, archived)
Training an army of magpies
To do my will
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:42, archived)
They have failed to find my radiator key

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:56, archived)
If only you'd polished it more often

(97800, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:57, archived)
I have one on my keys...

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 19:40, archived)
My place is cluttered to fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 19:58, archived)
So.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2019, 12:51, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 12:58, archived)
Not you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:12, archived)
alright windy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:04, archived)
mongy, how is it?
I've got Thames water in making a fucking shit bastard mess of my garden. And the prick let the tea I made him go cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:12, archived)
Replacing the lead or fitting a smart meter? I did a power flush for some old girl Saturday, her tea was awful

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:15, archived)
Leak on the incomer.
For some reason there is a pit in my garden with the stopcocks for our house, the yard and the neighbours and the neighbours is leaking and flooding the back of the garden
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:20, archived)
i read that in the tone of here comes the hotstepper

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:54, archived)
Ibyd
ydob
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 15:16, archived)
+here it is, Merry Christmas, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:19, archived)
Bit late. But ok

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:21, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:29, archived)
This isn't even your thread, you cretin.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:38, archived)
you don't stop being a wanker just because it's someone else's thread, you dipshit.

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:49, archived)
talk to the HAND

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:52, archived)
you wanker, GIRLFRIEND
*Z-snaps*
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:58, archived)
Alright, "Jaysum".

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:04, archived)
Now HEY!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:09, archived)
Too. Far.

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:09, archived)
+ sad, so sad
It's a sad sad situation
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:23, archived)
Broads

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:28, archived)
alright wind-o

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:33, archived)
ggy

(97800, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:27, archived)
Pray for queefy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:28, archived)
When will the madness end
Hitmen are probably quite pricey
(97800, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:06, archived)
When indeed
I have to go back in April :((((

Not sure how much more of this I can take
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 16:23, archived)
Cut your losses and just get another kid

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 16:40, archived)
I like the one I've got

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 17:15, archived)
I loved all my old watches, but at the end of the day sometimes you just have to move on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 17:46, archived)
hi hun hru xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:28, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:31, archived)
a seer, a female seer

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:54, archived)
Co and lime

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 15:24, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 7:36, archived)
Rezzo

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2019, 7:44, archived)
piggy

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 7:56, archived)
Nice weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2019, 7:56, archived)
glossed my stairs
new carpet being fitted in a couple of weeks.

I hate doing decorating.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 7:58, archived)
Yeah, it's shit

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2019, 7:58, archived)
the onerous responsibilities of property ownership

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:01, archived)
I just pay a man to do decorating because I'm not some sort of northern povvo

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:05, archived)
neither am I m8 but it was too small a job to justifiably outsource

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:07, archived)
^ top bantz here

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:22, archived)
Just about middle class enough to find DIY a novelty

(97800, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:40, archived)

messing about with a caulking gun and paintbrushes is just weird.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:42, archived)
I like decorating
Might paint the bin blue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 12:11, archived)
You do that and they'll collect it on a different day

(97800, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 12:16, archived)
they didn't when i painted it purple

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:53, archived)
Hey. Let's be careful out there.

(97800, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 7:45, archived)
alright spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 7:57, archived)
$$

(97800, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 7:59, archived)
'ow do

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:23, archived)
el muppo giganto

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:25, archived)
I'm working from home and looking after a child who is totally not just throwing a sickie to get out of going to school on a Monday.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:52, archived)
emm emm

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:54, archived)
bee arr

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:25, archived)
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:01, archived)
Lasagna for tea.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:26, archived)
it is broken

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:55, archived)
you know when you've been Tangod

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:57, archived)
bent

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:59, archived)
alright you scouse prick

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:01, archived)
Morning B. "Masked Wanker of the Morning Thread" Reznor

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:00, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:01, archived)
So, can you get high by huffing stair gloss?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:02, archived)
nah, it was low-odour gear innit

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:07, archived)
Political correctness gone mad.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:12, archived)
Best of all the news sites

(97800, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 12:37, archived)
morning bent

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:32, archived)
At court now waiting to start
Same judge as last time, and she's a cunt :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:41, archived)
If she comes across as hostile to you, just ask her if she's on her period.
Women like men who show understanding and compassion.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:46, archived)
She speaks very highly of you.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:55, archived)
that's because you represent the phallocentric society we live in

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 10:24, archived)
Are you saying he's a nob?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 11:01, archived)
When she says all rise say waaaay ahead of you, and give her a knowing wink

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 10:58, archived)
Good luck queefy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jan 2019, 11:13, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:43, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 13 Jan 2019, 1:22, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 9:00, archived)
Howdy.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 9:04, archived)
alright Moon of Colour

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 9:26, archived)
:/

(97800, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 9:27, archived)
We call them "satellites of colour" these days grandpa

(97800, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 9:26, archived)
Tonight: a hard-boiled detective scours the City of Angels in search of painless root canal work.
Join us at 21:00 for L.A. Comfy Dental.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 9:37, archived)
Tonight: Wizbit's daughter plays the part of a 1930s German obsessed with racial purity in a new drama commissioned by the UK's public service broadcaster.
Join us at 21:00 for Cone-Ann the Beeb Aryan.
(97800, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 9:54, archived)
Tonight: my new computer keyboard has arrived 99% intact, but for some reason I now need to wait a few weeks while the top left keycap is posted separately from an address in Staten Island.
zzzzz
(97800, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 10:00, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 9:48, archived)
anyone fancy helping me with some basic html?
trying to put a little page together for people who couldn't make it to my dad's funeral, and it looks fucking shit at the minute
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 20:46, archived)
gaz mongy

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 20:52, archived)
that sounds like the world's shittest nickname

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 20:59, archived)
It's hard to make anything funeral related look good

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 21:09, archived)
not so much good
as not shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 21:11, archived)
Stick it on Facebook, like a normal person.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 21:15, archived)
fuck that
because then I'd have to be friends with them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 21:20, archived)
Just do it in WordPress or saink.
If you must use html, use a bootstrap template to do the heavy lifting.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 21:25, archived)
Black is usually number 0 in most colour coding schemes. Or like a whole bunch of zeros.
hth
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 22:03, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post2632737
(97800, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 0:12, archived)
but I don't know what I'm doing either!

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 10:37, archived)
Alright doods

(Priti Patel's smug grin, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 18:18, archived)
Fuck you

(FLIGHT MH370 got that sinking feeling..., Sat 12 Jan 2019, 18:20, archived)
^O-O^

(Priti Patel's smug grin, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 18:21, archived)

Is that an owl 'bringing it'?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 12 Jan 2019, 19:32, archived)
How's your bird? Not seen much of him on Facebook lately

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 18:54, archived)
Not very inclusive, just saying

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 19:05, archived)
Alright mofs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 19:25, archived)
Alright mongy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 21:02, archived)
Afternoon all.
I'm off the booze due to over zealous drinking last weekend. Sobriety's boring.

Anyone doing anything exciting today?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 12 Jan 2019, 14:05, archived)
Lingerie shopping with Mrs. Tea.
Not sure what we're going to buy for her, though.

AHAHAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 15:05, archived)
Chortle chortle!

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 12 Jan 2019, 15:08, archived)
Hobbits and cheese, mostly

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 15:12, archived)
Doing Hobbits?
Love it.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 12 Jan 2019, 16:12, archived)
IBYD

(97800, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 16:59, archived)
Just finishing power flushing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 15:24, archived)
no, no-one is

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 17:33, archived)
or everyone is, which is why they're not here

(97800, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 18:05, archived)
ring road supermarket
Calm, fitter, happier etc
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 18:07, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 5:35, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 9:30, archived)
Saturday, to boot.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 10:22, archived)
Early lunch of leftover Christmas cheese.
Nice bit of Fourme d'Ambert, and there's a Camambert baking in the oven. Add the pickled onions and coffee and my breath must be amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:12, archived)
You've just reminded me
I have mozzarella in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:19, archived)
I'm listening to "ZABA" by the Glass Animals.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:22, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:35, archived)
catamite

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:37, archived)
I'm listening to Laetitia Sadier.
Seeing her live next week innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 13:18, archived)
I bought a fancy coffee machine last week
For the second day on the trot i've overdone the caffeine and feel horrible as a result. Just have to wait for it to wear off
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:59, archived)
How fancy a machine, you insufferable coffee ponce, you?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 13:12, archived)
Most are shit compared to an Aeropress.
I did buy a bodum burr grinder recently though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 13:18, archived)
awright gormo, did you see that Mall Grab tune I posted?

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 13:59, archived)
Don't look now, but everyone's favourite boarder is back!
www.b3ta.com/board/11275216
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 23:10, archived)
I can't see him.
Because he's invisible, which means I can't see him. Because he's invisible.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 23:51, archived)
strikey november 10

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 1:01, archived)
incels-only thread

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 16:06, archived)

l +t
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 16:10, archived)
incels tony
sounds like a guy ritchie character
(97800, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:49, archived)
mate of yours, is he?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:51, archived)
Guy Ritchie is a Guy Ritchie character

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 11 Jan 2019, 23:06, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 16:55, archived)
women smell and are awful because they want to have sex with chads
instead of nice guys like me
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 16:57, archived)
am I doing it right?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 16:57, archived)
More like "Wah boo hoo, women go for bad men who disrespect them, not nice guys like me who open doors and stuff. The awful shallow cunt bitch slags."

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:30, archived)
I don't understand any of this shit you are all saying , and I don't want to.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 18:16, archived)
That's because you're such a chad you only have to say hello to a woman and she's wetter than an otter's pocket.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 20:21, archived)
I can confirm your theory to be horseshit

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 20:49, archived)
Yeah I was joking.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:40, archived)
,:(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:49, archived)
Is Chad the fella hanging over the wall saying kilroy was here? That fella yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:09, archived) 


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                                                       (o o) --alright 
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:15, archived)
I'm sure that's Chad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:20, archived)
Fuck me I'm right , and old
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilroy_was_here#Chad
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:22, archived)
lol, old

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:53, archived)
What's the opposite of a spreadsheet?

(97800, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:33, archived)
This had better not be the setup line for a joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:38, archived)
Probably safest to pre-emptively ban me

(97800, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:43, archived)
Utterly excelly, I can't believe it's not spreadsheet?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:08, archived)
a folded sheet

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:12, archived)
a clock

(ozof, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 10:43, archived)
Lynn smells incels
on the tin floor.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 Jan 2019, 18:12, archived)
Delete this pls

(97800, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:16, archived)
fux sake cuntso, plz commit suicide asap

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:37, archived)
That's a bit harsh mate :(

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 Jan 2019, 23:08, archived)
Who the fuck makes a floor out of tin?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 20:20, archived)
Stig of the dump

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 20:50, archived)
Carol Tinfloorderman

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:01, archived)
cor!

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:05, archived)
The guy who lives above the
guy who owns the cat on a hot tin roof.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 Jan 2019, 23:09, archived)
Lynn, these are sex people!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:28, archived)
Not even in my top 3 prog groups, sorry!

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 20:45, archived)
awright gormo
https://youtu.be/EdIKME2Hf1Y
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:06, archived)
I know a lot of you have been worried about Rob since he went missing last October.
Thankfully he's now safe and sound.

imgur.com/gallery/v8wORMH
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:47, archived)
i have suddenly found myself in a 70's sitcom
i'm at my parents' house and the vicar has popped in for a visit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:53, archived)
Is the atmosphere one of canned laughter and lolracism?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:04, archived)
not yet
but the smell of weed coming from upstairs is causing some tension
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:23, archived)
but, weed's supposed to be a relaxing experience, maaaaaan

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:26, archived)
that's why we want to get my mother stoned

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:32, archived)
something something Saudi Arabia something something face in display in public

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:39, archived)
Uh-oh, pretty sure Rob mockery is a bannable offence in our new world order

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:03, archived)
Well that was a couple of hours ago and I'm still here. *shrug emoji*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:31, archived)
b&

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:11, archived)
this is incredibly insensitive and hurtful

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:32, archived)
I know. It's great, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 16:24, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:11, archived)
afternoon bent

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:19, archived)
alright broadsy, waddup

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:21, archived)
has gormo popped in yet?

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:22, archived)
Walnut whip time

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:28, archived)
^ euphemism of the day

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:29, archived)
Walnut whip it real good.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:56, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:00, archived)
no u

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:02, archived)
I've just spent lunchbreak conked out on the break room couch in full view of my colleagues.
We got some glowing client feedback this morning that mentioned me by name, so I reckon I earned it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:14, archived)

n c ed
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:25, archived)
rock out with your smock out

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:51, archived)
She's a Kentish plover
She'll take your heart but you won't feel it
She's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:44, archived)

She'll take your heart but you won't feel it
She's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see
Turtle power!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:50, archived)
Customer of the early afternoon: Beth Wardrobe
no idea what she looks like but I reckon she wood
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:38, archived)
Was her middle name Thelionthewitchandthe?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:46, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:38, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 7:37, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:05, archived)
top poster, right here

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:07, archived)
grizzle

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:06, archived)
bent

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:07, archived)
top kek

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:11, archived)
dedication

(97800, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:09, archived)

did u ever have a wank over cheryl baker
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:12, archived)
Strikey Colin

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:13, archived)
never

(97800, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:17, archived)
Remember she did a show called "Eggs 'n' Baker"?
I wonder what other TV concepts they tried to dream up based on what her surname sounds a bit like.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:03, archived)
Baker Oats

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:03, archived)
Baker Grove

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:52, archived)
Bakers dozen, Cheryl takes on 12 bbc

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:00, archived)
A few of them are probably local radio stations.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:06, archived)
MoonBaker, Cheryl shows her arse

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:26, archived)
Baker Loo
A tour of Britain's toilets, with Cheryl Baker.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:43, archived)
This subthread reads like an issue of TV Go Home.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:02, archived)
Ooh, maybe Chris Morris will get in touch and we can put together a terrible sitcom?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:30, archived)
Nathan Barley was great, you towel.

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:32, archived)
Prescient, maybe, funny, no.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:34, archived)
no, it was and is very funny.

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:45, archived)
It's shit and for cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:47, archived)

You must be a big fan of it then!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:49, archived)
Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man.
Documentary series charting the breakdown of Cheryl and Steve's marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:32, archived)
I'm the Roy Castle of this board

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:53, archived)
passive smoking lung cancer trumpet nonce

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:01, archived)
#infest

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:08, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:28, archived)
no u

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:37, archived)
Turtle power

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:01, archived)
Wheezed to meet you.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:09, archived)
Asthma imhalers should be banned for the health of the species

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:54, archived)
Better yet, just let your kids play outside when they're young, so they develop an immune system and don't get asthma in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:57, archived)
Eugenics is proper lol.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:23, archived) 


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           /   ====  \ 
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           |/   a` a |
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            \    __  ;  --morning
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:10, archived)
lol helmet

(97800, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:19, archived)
helmit YOU DINLO!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:23, archived)
Why has he got a snowman on his hat?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:54, archived)
Why haven't you?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:52, archived)
I don't even own a hat

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:29, archived)

😊❤😊😊❤😊❤😊
😊❤😊😊❤😊❤😊
😊❤❤❤❤😊❤😊
😊❤😊😊❤😊❤😊
😊❤😊😊❤😊❤😊
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:27, archived)
I:X•

(97800, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:54, archived)
Shittest georgian flag eva

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:55, archived)
One does not simply walk into morning.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:24, archived)
I waited 25mins for a bus to get here

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:44, archived)
Happy Friday, internet nerds

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:57, archived)
might have a Crunchie

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:29, archived)
#ignoringcrunchies

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:42, archived)
Cunts have moved my hearing to Monday
Turned up at court only to be sent home
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:00, archived)
That was me, m8.
I have a lot of pull in the court system.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:04, archived)
that's Sharia courts for you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:09, archived)
that don't impress me much

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:16, archived)
*chuckle*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:16, archived)
he'

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:17, archived)
Morning.
I've had "Dominick the Donkey" stuck in my head for the past 48 hours.
Replaces "Baby Shark" so overall I'd say that's positive
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:28, archived)
Shit, after typing that it's back to 'Baby Shark' again

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:28, archived)
At my daughter's urging, I attempted to "do the Floss", last night.
I succeeded where my sister-in-law failed.

Might put this on my CV.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:48, archived)
I've no idea what "Dominick the Donkey" is
but it sounds like the name of a gay porn star.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:29, archived)
I'll bet that's not the only place you've had a donkey stuck into.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:29, archived)
My kid demands Flock of Seagulls' I Ran every morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:30, archived)

I Ran every morning haircut
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:46, archived)

head bottom
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:38, archived)
Morning
I may have to go down the hospital to stop the mental from discharging herself because the nurses are chatting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:19, archived)
If she's medically fit, there's no reason to keep her in hospital, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:33, archived)
She had a heart attack 4 days ago

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:54, archived)
I'm almost tempted to look up the average length of stay for heart attack patients,
but I don't come here to get given more work.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:59, archived)
She's having a stent put in today

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:27, archived)
Ooh, I know what that is.
She should probably stay put.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:32, archived)
I know, but convincing her is the problem
I've told her if she doesn't calm down, she could easily have another attack and die. Her response was to claim that her blood would be on the hands of the nurses who dared to chat with each other during a quiet few moments
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:41, archived)
Can't you just go Annie Wilkes for a bit?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:44, archived)
I doubt i'd get away with it
Tempting though it may be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:55, archived)
why is she in there wasting taxpayers' resources?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:35, archived)
Because she's mental

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:54, archived)
You lost that job at L'Oréal marketing, then?

(97800, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:33, archived)
I prefer clarins anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:53, archived)
Let's just pretend that thread never happened eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:00, archived)
like your marriage?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:03, archived)
Yes I do, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:16, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:14, archived)
u

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:17, archived)
what thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:36, archived)
Yeah I don't know what I was talking about, there's not been a thread since the morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:55, archived)
fucking hallucinations

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:00, archived)
No more drugs for that man

(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:49, archived)
Or this one
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-46824330
What a cunt
(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:52, archived)
Richard, I mean

(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:06, archived)
Man?
Pretty sure I didn't hallucinate my ladyparts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:59, archived)
Richard, I mean

(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:06, archived)
Face/Off innit

(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:07, archived)
That's a fucking weird film

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:15, archived)
Quite enjoyable watching those two twats trying to out-ridiculous each other

(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:17, archived)
I thought it was terrible.
Then again, I can't stand Nicolas Cage.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:20, archived)
Raising Arizona is a cracker of a film

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:35, archived)
Well honky

(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:41, archived)
He was, to his credit, not completely terrible in 'Red Rock West'.
(it's not red, and there are no rocks in it)
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:44, archived)
Con air is fucking dreadful
And I still love it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:21, archived)
Nothing makes me sadder

(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:58, archived)
My track record on shit films is well known

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:03, archived)
Alright Mel Fisher

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:15, archived)
I've been called worse

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:38, archived)
Climie

(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:44, archived)
willy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:39, archived)
smegma

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:55, archived)
Ok , hope you are all ok, I've been busy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:08, archived)
you might at least have called or texted to let us know you were ok

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:29, archived)
I said I was busy , FFS *storms off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:37, archived)
don't you take that tone with me young man, common courtesy costs nothing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:59, archived)
It's your fault for letting him stay up late, eating crap and playing computer games

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:20, archived)
what time d'ye call this, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:52, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:51, archived)
if the Judas Priest frontman was to steal from a bike and car accessories retailer, using threats of violence
the headline would be 'Rob Halford robs Halfords'.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:04, archived)
Meanwhile,
tragedy in Chippenham
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:07, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:08, archived)
Methinks thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:14, archived)
The popular page is full of wankers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 15:02, archived)
That whole article reads like a Half Man Half Biscuit song

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:23, archived)
Westward Ho!
What a letdown.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:26, archived)

Westward Ho! this thread,
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:28, archived)
Don't talk to me.
Talk to Mr. "I've just thought of a joke. I'll start a thread with it! Lol!" up there.

Anyway, they wouldn't write "Rob Halford Robs Halford's"; they'd make some reference to "Breakin' the Law".
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:33, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:42, archived)
Utter bullshit, one of the best images ever on /board and it's been deleted along with the OP
b3ta.com/board/10714623
(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:50, archived)
You say that like it's a bad thing.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:51, archived)
You'd like the site to be completely empty?
Give it time
(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:55, archived)
I'd assumed it already was.
I only ever look at this bit.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:55, archived)
I don't think I even have a saved copy of it.
Tears in the rain, and all that.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:02, archived)

https://web.archive.org/web/20150914184453/https://b3ta.com/board/10714583
(ozof, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:56, archived)
hahahahaha good one dozer!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:52, archived)
thanks m8 I knew u wud liek it!!!

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:54, archived)
Yeah ok
I'm back in court tomorrow. My ex has reported me for violating our court order. The one I just paid ยฃ12000 to have updated. Ffs eh guy's?

I'm not fucking happy about it. But enough about me, how are you pricks doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 10:32, archived)
Eating an ill-advised bacon sandwich
Checking for bruises
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 10:34, archived)
I'd like a bacon sandwich
Currently my only available snack option is roquefort on crackers though and I'm not in the mood for that
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 10:44, archived)
It needs eating in the next few days
Or it'll go off and I HATE waste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 10:51, archived)
same, chucking food away pisses me right off

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 10:53, archived)
Might make soup with it
Then I can just freeze it. I've got a box of walnut whips staring at me right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:31, archived)
Hashtag shitcunt
This morning I feel like someone's had a good go on the insides of my lungs with a sheet of 60 grit. I don't even smoke ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 10:40, archived)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 10:44, archived)
Remind me to cough theatrically in your face later on.
How much do you reckon all these pointless courtlolz have cost you over the years anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 10:50, archived)
Twenty grand
Twenty one actually, thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 10:52, archived)
Surely you could have her thrown out as a vexatious litigant by now.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:00, archived)
The previous expenditure has been me taking her to court to get a sensible access arrangement imposed
This is her first time taking me to court - that said, I am very much hoping that they tell her off for wasting their time and resources tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:07, archived)
Ah, got you.
Yeah, having seen judges absolutely rip into counsel on several occasions, I'm pretty sure they'll take the "zero tolerance of piss-taking" approach.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:15, archived)
Fingers crossed
The thing is that the dad usually gets a bad deal in family court cases so I'm not getting my hopes up
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:38, archived)
just had a champagne breakfast with the rest of the office
So, could be worse
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:17, archived)
As long as they didn't fob you off with Prosecco

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:33, archived)
I bet it was 'Polish champagne' aka 'supermarket chardonnay put in a sodastream'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:37, archived)
I won't be having a drink for at least a few days
Still feel rough after Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:52, archived)
I wasn't going to have a drink this evening what with court in the morning
but I suspect I'll struggle to get to sleep without one so I might go out to dinner to distract myself for the evening
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:35, archived)
My ex is doing a stunning job of keeping me distracted
With weed and chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:55, archived)
What's the occasion?

(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:21, archived)
Breakfast is the meal taken after waking,
but that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:53, archived)
+n

(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:18, archived)
bad timing m8, carhartt air force 1s have dropped

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:50, archived)
she's a right cunt.
has she nothing better to do?

Hi everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:25, archived)
Hi hun

(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:28, archived)
no she doesn't, sadly

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:34, archived)
oh for God's sake will you just fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:40, archived)
UPSET LEVEL MONGO

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:51, archived)

UPSET LEVEL candygram for
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:52, archived)
Turtle power

(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:17, archived)
The sheriff's a n-
-inja turtle.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:52, archived)
I particularly
enjoyed this one.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:08, archived)
not upset in the slightest

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:55, archived)
Is there any way this could end with you sent to Debtors' Prison?
That would be lol, albeit somewhat unlikely in the modern age.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:52, archived)

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