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Professional lurker.
Thanks for the laughs everyone!
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» World's Sickest Joke
The Elevator Joke...
A guy steps into an elevator and notices a nice looking girl is in it.
He leans over and says, "Can I smell your cunt?"
"Of course not!" she screams back at him.
"Oh - then it must be your feet" he replies.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:51, More)
The Elevator Joke...
A guy steps into an elevator and notices a nice looking girl is in it.
He leans over and says, "Can I smell your cunt?"
"Of course not!" she screams back at him.
"Oh - then it must be your feet" he replies.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:51, More)
» Join us... come join the cult
I meet with them several times a day.
We have our own set of words to describe everyday things. We have specific rules which must be followed. Even the name of the cult is written in a cryptic code. Others that do not understand the rules are ridiculed. There is an unofficial heirarchy based on when the member joined. Each week, there are specific tasks that are requested by the leader (the members blindly obey). It costs nothing to join - but your soul. Just try to leave though...
(Fri 27th Jan 2006, 0:33, More)
I meet with them several times a day.
We have our own set of words to describe everyday things. We have specific rules which must be followed. Even the name of the cult is written in a cryptic code. Others that do not understand the rules are ridiculed. There is an unofficial heirarchy based on when the member joined. Each week, there are specific tasks that are requested by the leader (the members blindly obey). It costs nothing to join - but your soul. Just try to leave though...
(Fri 27th Jan 2006, 0:33, More)
» Urban Legends
The big fans...
Outside of Palm Springs they have a ton of wind-power turbine energy things. While driving in to town, I said to my (first) wife, "Oh look, there are the fans. When it gets too hot, they turn the fans on to cool the city off".
She believed me and mentioned to my mum's friends during dinner. I couldn't stop laughing...
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 20:21, More)
The big fans...
Outside of Palm Springs they have a ton of wind-power turbine energy things. While driving in to town, I said to my (first) wife, "Oh look, there are the fans. When it gets too hot, they turn the fans on to cool the city off".
She believed me and mentioned to my mum's friends during dinner. I couldn't stop laughing...
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 20:21, More)
» My Greatest Regrets
Regrets, I have a few...
The worst was when I was at a Clash concert back in the early '80s. Joe Strummer crashed a cart through the barricade and invited the few fans left to join the fun backstage. Me? I was waiting for friends. "Should I stay or should I go?" The dumbass I was, I waited for the friends. Worse, when they get there, they all say, "you should have gone!".
(Thu 5th Oct 2006, 18:19, More)
Regrets, I have a few...
The worst was when I was at a Clash concert back in the early '80s. Joe Strummer crashed a cart through the barricade and invited the few fans left to join the fun backstage. Me? I was waiting for friends. "Should I stay or should I go?" The dumbass I was, I waited for the friends. Worse, when they get there, they all say, "you should have gone!".
(Thu 5th Oct 2006, 18:19, More)
» Urban Legends
also with the (first) wife...
While walking through the park, the ground had been freshly aerated. That means there were lots of holes in the ground, and lots of small sections of dirt laying on the ground.
"oh look! The snakes are out of hibernation"
I never told her the truth...
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 20:23, More)
also with the (first) wife...
While walking through the park, the ground had been freshly aerated. That means there were lots of holes in the ground, and lots of small sections of dirt laying on the ground.
"oh look! The snakes are out of hibernation"
I never told her the truth...
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 20:23, More)