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yes, i have been a member for 5 years yes i am rubbish and yes i will endevour to do better, damn you rapscallion i was happy just being a background nub user, why must you make me do things?! WHY?!

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» Best Graffiti Ever

crude but funny
the best bits of graffiti i ever saw was at my local skate park...

1. 'Wank it you Bollock'

2. 'Daddy only likes it when he makes me Bleed'

needless to say the latter of the two didn't last very long... probably due to many horrified parents complaining after bringing their children to get in the way.
(Sat 5th May 2007, 17:24, More)

» Little things that turn you on

people (ladies specificly) whispering or breathing into my ear, gently of course and generaly during the act of intercourse. otherwise i could just ask 1 of those ppl that work for the council that go around blowing leaves about (never understood them)

*contemplates the idea*
(Mon 21st Feb 2005, 13:12, More)