Ahh no....

(Thu 11th Apr 2024, 12:14, More)

Power to the people!

(Sat 6th Apr 2024, 11:40, More)

:)

(Thu 4th Apr 2024, 22:09, More)

I can't see what she changed!

(Thu 14th Mar 2024, 17:56, More)

Err...mmm...

(Tue 12th Mar 2024, 19:17, More)

WOO!

(Fri 8th Mar 2024, 9:26, More)

;)

(Tue 5th Mar 2024, 8:40, More)

...

(Thu 29th Feb 2024, 18:28, More)

Illogical...

(Tue 27th Feb 2024, 19:27, More)

Hush, hush...

(Tue 20th Feb 2024, 23:13, More)

The Number One song in Heaven

(Tue 20th Feb 2024, 19:34, More)

"I thought you said that your dog does not bite?"

(Thu 8th Feb 2024, 18:35, More)

Meme…meme..mmm…Matrix

(Fri 26th Jan 2024, 13:09, More)

Let's do this...

(Thu 18th Jan 2024, 19:56, More)

:D

(Wed 3rd Jan 2024, 16:16, More)

Ooeeerr....

(Sun 31st Dec 2023, 13:32, More)

Haha!

(Tue 12th Dec 2023, 17:06, More)

Cadvent Calendar

(Sun 3rd Dec 2023, 11:14, More)

It’s nearly time…

(Thu 30th Nov 2023, 10:34, More)

SQUEEL!!

(Thu 16th Nov 2023, 22:19, More)

Oops-a-daisy

(Sat 11th Nov 2023, 11:56, More)

!!

(Mon 30th Oct 2023, 12:39, More)

Why helloooooo...

(Fri 27th Oct 2023, 13:55, More)

Gadzooks!
Click for bigger (122 kb)
(Thu 26th Oct 2023, 14:20, More)

"...when I invented WINDOWS..."

(Wed 4th Oct 2023, 18:01, More)

Oh my!

(Wed 13th Sep 2023, 17:42, More)

Quid pro quo

(Tue 12th Sep 2023, 19:29, More)

Bosh!

(Tue 8th Aug 2023, 15:26, More)

I'm free...

(Sat 5th Aug 2023, 16:12, More)

Arfnoon!

(Sat 5th Aug 2023, 12:23, More)

:)

(Sun 16th Jul 2023, 17:41, More)

:)

(Mon 3rd Jul 2023, 20:37, More)

Ooeeer...

(Fri 23rd Jun 2023, 19:49, More)

:)

(Tue 20th Jun 2023, 20:57, More)

Woo!

(Sun 18th Jun 2023, 19:36, More)

:)

(Sat 17th Jun 2023, 19:17, More)

Buy, buy!!

(Wed 14th Jun 2023, 19:24, More)

Also…

(Sat 13th May 2023, 9:25, More)

Cuddly toy!?

(Sat 25th Mar 2023, 14:58, More)

Goody, goody, yum, yum....

(Sat 18th Mar 2023, 14:51, More)

Hard cheese!

(Fri 3rd Mar 2023, 7:32, More)

Dangerous...

(Sun 29th Jan 2023, 15:31, More)

:)

(Fri 27th Jan 2023, 21:34, More)

Meanwhile...

(Sat 14th Jan 2023, 14:08, More)

Desperate times...
Click for bigger (119 kb)
(Thu 12th Jan 2023, 21:12, More)

Harumph!

(Fri 9th Dec 2022, 17:56, More)

Smack my Bishop

(Thu 8th Dec 2022, 21:04, More)

Did somebody say...

(Thu 1st Dec 2022, 19:16, More)

Happy candles!

(Thu 1st Dec 2022, 18:16, More)

Delicious plate o' food guv'!

(Sat 19th Nov 2022, 16:50, More)

:)

(Sat 5th Nov 2022, 13:15, More)

Shirley!?

(Mon 24th Oct 2022, 13:05, More)

Stupid boy...

(Thu 20th Oct 2022, 17:00, More)

Cor blimey guvner...

(Thu 20th Oct 2022, 10:42, More)

You have been watching...

(Wed 12th Oct 2022, 10:32, More)

Phwoooaaar!

(Tue 11th Oct 2022, 14:53, More)

Mmmmm...
Click for bigger (115 kb)
(Thu 15th Sep 2022, 17:37, More)

Buffering...

(Sat 27th Aug 2022, 12:29, More)

You WEREN'T there man....

(Wed 17th Aug 2022, 13:09, More)

Bosh!

(Thu 11th Aug 2022, 11:08, More)

!!!

(Tue 9th Aug 2022, 10:52, More)

AND...they're off!

(Thu 14th Jul 2022, 19:26, More)

...

(Fri 10th Jun 2022, 18:30, More)

!

(Sat 4th Jun 2022, 14:41, More)

Pea for Putin

(Tue 1st Mar 2022, 11:34, More)

You join us from the luge...

(Mon 14th Feb 2022, 11:34, More)

Also...

(Sun 23rd Jan 2022, 13:41, More)

Up above Mos Eisley and Tatooine, Star Wars climbing high...

(Thu 20th Jan 2022, 17:21, More)

...

(Fri 14th Jan 2022, 12:31, More)

My bad...

(Fri 24th Dec 2021, 15:04, More)

I feel the need...

(Fri 26th Nov 2021, 19:01, More)

Good boy...

(Mon 8th Nov 2021, 18:10, More)

Feck off!

(Sun 17th Oct 2021, 17:44, More)

(Wed 13th Oct 2021, 19:44, More)

Meanwhile...

(Mon 4th Oct 2021, 20:35, More)

Shut that door!

(Mon 20th Sep 2021, 12:21, More)

Bullet dodge!

(Sun 12th Sep 2021, 10:53, More)

Aha!

(Sun 5th Sep 2021, 16:44, More)

...

(Sat 21st Aug 2021, 15:30, More)

I'll get her for this...
Click for bigger (107 kb)
(Thu 12th Aug 2021, 14:13, More)

This for Gold...

(Mon 2nd Aug 2021, 14:01, More)

;)

(Tue 6th Jul 2021, 15:35, More)

You'll never take our cheese!

(Tue 22nd Jun 2021, 17:32, More)

...

(Thu 10th Jun 2021, 8:40, More)

:D

(Thu 10th Jun 2021, 8:21, More)

...

(Sat 22nd May 2021, 16:15, More)

...

(Sun 16th May 2021, 15:58, More)

For your safety...

(Tue 11th May 2021, 19:27, More)

Yay!

(Tue 11th May 2021, 11:08, More)

Lateral Recall

(Sat 8th May 2021, 16:38, More)

:)

(Mon 3rd May 2021, 18:12, More)

2 Me

(Mon 3rd May 2021, 13:20, More)

Yeah baby...

(Sun 2nd May 2021, 12:47, More)

...

(Sat 24th Apr 2021, 11:32, More)

Mothertucker!

(Mon 19th Apr 2021, 17:58, More)

Daren't open it...

(Mon 5th Apr 2021, 18:05, More)

Mmmmm...

(Sat 20th Mar 2021, 14:37, More)

Chicken dinner

(Fri 19th Mar 2021, 9:51, More)

Smack my bishop

(Sun 28th Feb 2021, 11:29, More)

Space Oddity

(Sat 20th Feb 2021, 19:44, More)

:)

(Sat 30th Jan 2021, 20:29, More)

Billy Connery

(Thu 5th Nov 2020, 18:54, More)

...

(Sat 31st Oct 2020, 15:18, More)

...

(Thu 29th Oct 2020, 19:18, More)

Say 'Cheese'...

(Mon 26th Oct 2020, 13:51, More)

Frome Stephen Kong

(Sun 25th Oct 2020, 14:28, More)

Cor blimey...

*Coughs*
(Sun 25th Oct 2020, 14:20, More)

...

(Wed 21st Oct 2020, 14:33, More)

"Please to meet you. Meat to please you"

(Tue 13th Oct 2020, 16:39, More)

*Coughs*

(Sun 11th Oct 2020, 15:59, More)

Knock, knock...

(Sun 11th Oct 2020, 12:38, More)

The Tie of the Eiger

(Sun 27th Sep 2020, 16:01, More)

Corona Lisa

(Sun 20th Sep 2020, 13:09, More)

Righty-ho! That's me all set...

(Sat 19th Sep 2020, 16:49, More)

Art!

(Wed 26th Aug 2020, 18:13, More)

War Stars

(Wed 26th Aug 2020, 13:44, More)

Hellloooo...

(Fri 21st Aug 2020, 19:32, More)

Eww!

(Wed 19th Aug 2020, 12:33, More)

'I'm gunna git you ER!'

(Tue 18th Aug 2020, 19:29, More)

Fucksocks!

(Mon 3rd Aug 2020, 13:59, More)

C'mon then!

(Sat 1st Aug 2020, 15:44, More)

Kestrel, jar. Jar, Kestrel...

(Wed 29th Jul 2020, 10:12, More)

Arnie’s cat...

(Sun 12th Jul 2020, 18:37, More)

‘Son, where did you get that gun?’

(Tue 12th May 2020, 12:44, More)

...

(Mon 11th May 2020, 17:24, More)

‘Tray’

(Sun 19th Apr 2020, 11:44, More)

Munch’s ‘Zoinks!’

(Sat 18th Apr 2020, 14:03, More)

Fucksocks...

(Tue 14th Apr 2020, 10:53, More)

:)

(Thu 9th Apr 2020, 10:42, More)

Meanwhile, at the testing centre...

(Tue 24th Mar 2020, 13:48, More)

Noel Parker

(Thu 5th Mar 2020, 19:58, More)

Gnrrr...

(Thu 5th Mar 2020, 8:08, More)

;)

(Wed 4th Mar 2020, 14:20, More)

Before Uber...

(Wed 26th Feb 2020, 17:03, More)

You have been watching...

(Sat 15th Feb 2020, 16:32, More)

...

(Sat 15th Feb 2020, 16:28, More)

...

(Sat 15th Feb 2020, 15:58, More)

...

(Sun 9th Feb 2020, 11:00, More)

Monty Peathon

(Fri 24th Jan 2020, 15:35, More)

Aaahhhhhhh...

(Sat 19th Oct 2019, 19:13, More)

Holmes Under The Hammer

(Thu 15th Aug 2019, 17:58, More)

War Stars!

(Tue 13th Aug 2019, 12:27, More)

Ooeeer...

(Sun 11th Aug 2019, 12:34, More)

Mr Gove

(Wed 31st Jul 2019, 15:46, More)

...

Well, it WAS shown on TV
(Sat 6th Jul 2019, 18:21, More)

Well, Star Wars IS art!?

(Sat 29th Jun 2019, 18:03, More)

:)

(Mon 24th Jun 2019, 16:30, More)

...

(Mon 24th Jun 2019, 15:08, More)

Evenin'

(Wed 5th Jun 2019, 18:51, More)

...

(Tue 28th May 2019, 20:02, More)

...

(Wed 8th May 2019, 20:17, More)

*Chuckle*

(Sun 28th Apr 2019, 15:44, More)

Chuckle Berry

(Sat 27th Apr 2019, 16:07, More)

Caaaaaaat Nip.....

(Sat 13th Apr 2019, 21:02, More)

Leave it aaat....

(Thu 11th Apr 2019, 12:34, More)

Elongated Musk

(Sun 7th Apr 2019, 13:03, More)

:)

(Fri 5th Apr 2019, 22:46, More)

Haha!

(Sat 16th Mar 2019, 11:46, More)

Stonly Kobrack

(Mon 25th Feb 2019, 15:03, More)

Well I still pronounce it 'Goff', bite me...

(Thu 21st Feb 2019, 13:02, More)

Streaming, baby...

(Mon 18th Feb 2019, 12:57, More)

Damn Boss level...

(Sat 16th Feb 2019, 21:01, More)

...

(Sat 9th Feb 2019, 15:30, More)

Jeremy Lydon

(Sat 9th Feb 2019, 15:29, More)

A PEAtle for the Beatles

(Sat 2nd Feb 2019, 14:20, More)

:)

(Mon 28th Jan 2019, 21:23, More)

As it's quiet...

(Sat 22nd Dec 2018, 20:04, More)

Claire

(Sat 22nd Dec 2018, 19:27, More)

It’s a sprout...

(Fri 21st Dec 2018, 21:25, More)

Oops a daisy...

(Sun 2nd Dec 2018, 14:26, More)

I look forward to my Cadvent Calendar

(Sat 1st Dec 2018, 22:50, More)

:)

(Sun 25th Nov 2018, 15:48, More)

'Christina Down'

(Sat 24th Nov 2018, 11:10, More)

...

(Fri 23rd Nov 2018, 16:15, More)

Dave just loved Autumn...

(Sun 18th Nov 2018, 11:18, More)

Ronseal World Leaders

(Fri 16th Nov 2018, 13:36, More)

Arf!

(Wed 14th Nov 2018, 19:50, More)

:)

(Sat 3rd Nov 2018, 13:06, More)

'Helloooooooo...'

(Wed 31st Oct 2018, 18:17, More)

...

(Fri 26th Oct 2018, 17:06, More)

*Stabby*

(Wed 17th Oct 2018, 18:16, More)

Coming soon...

(Fri 5th Oct 2018, 17:00, More)

Hasta etc etc...

(Mon 1st Oct 2018, 19:52, More)

:)

(Mon 17th Sep 2018, 15:05, More)

Arf!

(Fri 14th Sep 2018, 22:17, More)

...

(Sun 9th Sep 2018, 18:59, More)

...

(Tue 4th Sep 2018, 22:27, More)

So I've removed two letters. Bite me.

(Fri 24th Aug 2018, 16:06, More)

:)

(Sun 12th Aug 2018, 10:01, More)

Oh Nigel...

(Mon 6th Aug 2018, 20:30, More)

Ho De Ho

(Sun 5th Aug 2018, 12:35, More)

...

(Fri 13th Jul 2018, 21:58, More)

Eww...

(Mon 11th Jun 2018, 18:46, More)

...

(Sun 10th Jun 2018, 1:16, More)

Ei. Ei. O

(Mon 4th Jun 2018, 19:44, More)

Watch it, he knows Bleet Kune Do!

(Fri 1st Jun 2018, 16:10, More)

"Interest you in a new phone today can I?"

(Sun 29th Apr 2018, 15:31, More)

Dodd Cotton

(Mon 12th Mar 2018, 21:30, More)

Giro day! Best get a wiggle on...

(Mon 5th Mar 2018, 19:48, More)

Fucksocks!

(Sun 4th Mar 2018, 17:50, More)

"I'll kill him for this..."

(Sun 4th Mar 2018, 14:35, More)

Because he’s worth it...

(Fri 2nd Mar 2018, 22:21, More)

...

Joke, courtesy of the late, great, Tommy Cooper
(Tue 27th Feb 2018, 21:32, More)

Pea tiem

(Wed 21st Feb 2018, 22:25, More)

Meow

(Sun 7th Jan 2018, 16:23, More)

Opened this year's Cadvent Calendar too early again

(Tue 28th Nov 2017, 15:09, More)

Nom Nom!

(Wed 22nd Nov 2017, 11:41, More)

Goth Tarkin

(Thu 16th Nov 2017, 12:40, More)

...

(Thu 16th Nov 2017, 11:21, More)

Fear has a number

(Tue 31st Oct 2017, 12:26, More)

Such a cuddly little fellow

(Thu 26th Oct 2017, 16:38, More)

...

(Thu 26th Oct 2017, 11:25, More)

Noel Parker

(Tue 17th Oct 2017, 11:28, More)

*Meep*

(Fri 13th Oct 2017, 16:34, More)

Somewhere on Hoth...

(Wed 11th Oct 2017, 10:18, More)

Top job!
:D

(Mon 9th Oct 2017, 14:18, More)

Ooeeer!

FunSponge will just LOVE this one ;)
(Fri 6th Oct 2017, 11:22, More)

Hard cheese!

(Fri 6th Oct 2017, 10:42, More)

Kipper Tie?

(Fri 6th Oct 2017, 9:33, More)

I say...rather!

(Thu 5th Oct 2017, 20:53, More)

C'mon then!

(Thu 5th Oct 2017, 15:01, More)

ooh!

(Thu 5th Oct 2017, 12:00, More)

:)

(Thu 5th Oct 2017, 9:31, More)

Ouch!

(Fri 29th Sep 2017, 12:05, More)

Now then, now then...

(Fri 29th Sep 2017, 10:19, More)

...

(Thu 28th Sep 2017, 12:00, More)

(Fri 15th Sep 2017, 16:39, More)

Geezer!

(Tue 12th Sep 2017, 10:54, More)

(Wed 6th Sep 2017, 11:51, More)

:)

(Wed 6th Sep 2017, 9:18, More)

He doesn't like 'em hot

(Wed 2nd Aug 2017, 14:46, More)

Gott in Himmel!

(Thu 27th Jul 2017, 10:14, More)

Who?

(Tue 25th Jul 2017, 14:42, More)

Tally Ho!

(Thu 13th Jul 2017, 15:51, More)

NOT friendly

(Thu 13th Jul 2017, 12:06, More)

Perfect 'toasties' every time!

(Tue 11th Jul 2017, 14:33, More)

Aaaahhhh...

(Thu 6th Jul 2017, 16:24, More)

Falklands 2017

(Wed 5th Jul 2017, 16:53, More)

Boing! Boing!

(Wed 5th Jul 2017, 10:09, More)

...

(Thu 29th Jun 2017, 13:32, More)

'Squitty Latte' please...

(Wed 28th Jun 2017, 15:53, More)

Cackle

(Tue 27th Jun 2017, 15:03, More)

I've bought a cow and I have called it 'Boris'

(Thu 15th Jun 2017, 12:30, More)

Eew!

(Tue 13th Jun 2017, 15:04, More)

:)

(Tue 13th Jun 2017, 12:58, More)

Shirley?

(Wed 7th Jun 2017, 15:25, More)

:)

(Fri 12th May 2017, 10:53, More)

Meanwhile...

(Tue 2nd May 2017, 15:17, More)

Watch your toes

(Mon 20th Mar 2017, 16:09, More)

Not with three he ain't!

(Mon 20th Mar 2017, 11:24, More)

As it's my B3taday...

(Fri 3rd Mar 2017, 10:19, More)

Star Feck

(Mon 9th Jan 2017, 12:39, More)

Woof

(Mon 28th Nov 2016, 13:46, More)

;)

(Wed 21st Sep 2016, 15:20, More)

Bought this...right nasty piece of work

(Wed 20th Jul 2016, 11:24, More)

She takes him everywhere, bless...

(Thu 14th Jul 2016, 15:31, More)

They look SO alike

(Thu 14th Jul 2016, 12:56, More)

:)

(Fri 1st Jul 2016, 9:47, More)

:)

(Thu 30th Jun 2016, 11:46, More)

Gah!!!

(Thu 14th Apr 2016, 15:22, More)

Johnny Corbyn

(Wed 3rd Feb 2016, 12:12, More)

Godarnit!

(Tue 2nd Feb 2016, 11:44, More)

Mr. Ren

(Wed 20th Jan 2016, 10:42, More)

:)

(Tue 5th Jan 2016, 10:34, More)

...

(Mon 21st Dec 2015, 10:04, More)

Irresistible

(Thu 3rd Dec 2015, 12:55, More)

Thom Byorke

(Wed 2nd Dec 2015, 16:38, More)

TDK vs AT-AT

(Wed 2nd Dec 2015, 9:51, More)

Calm down dear...

(Thu 5th Nov 2015, 14:23, More)

...

(Thu 22nd Oct 2015, 11:00, More)

Bindun?

(Thu 8th Oct 2015, 12:23, More)

MAAAATT!

(Tue 6th Oct 2015, 9:25, More)

Altered pea...

(Mon 28th Sep 2015, 11:36, More)

:)

(Mon 21st Sep 2015, 12:57, More)

:)

(Thu 20th Aug 2015, 9:14, More)

...

(Tue 21st Jul 2015, 14:35, More)

'Put that in number 8 pal."

(Thu 16th Jul 2015, 16:29, More)

Sandi Toksvig

(Fri 26th Jun 2015, 13:44, More)

Grrrrrrr...

(Thu 21st May 2015, 15:57, More)

Sexeh time!

(Thu 14th May 2015, 15:09, More)

Fingions

(Thu 14th May 2015, 9:51, More)

Bob Holiness

(Tue 12th May 2015, 16:08, More)

!!

(Thu 16th Apr 2015, 9:42, More)

Superb Q!!!
:)

(Tue 14th Apr 2015, 14:01, More)

:)

(Fri 20th Mar 2015, 11:10, More)

R U R8 M8?

(Thu 19th Mar 2015, 11:33, More)

Mein Gott!

(Wed 11th Mar 2015, 12:13, More)

:D

(Mon 26th Jan 2015, 9:37, More)

They're all gonna pay!

(Tue 6th Jan 2015, 11:18, More)

I'll be banana...

(Tue 9th Dec 2014, 14:44, More)

:)

(Wed 3rd Dec 2014, 10:08, More)

Have I missed anything off?

(Tue 2nd Dec 2014, 10:30, More)

Stupid boy!

(Fri 10th Oct 2014, 10:33, More)

Mein Gott!!

(Wed 24th Sep 2014, 9:55, More)

:)

(Fri 18th Jul 2014, 9:39, More)

Nanoo nanoo etc...

(Thu 17th Jul 2014, 13:17, More)

Toys AND horror!

(Wed 9th Jul 2014, 16:46, More)

Might as well eh?

(Thu 19th Jun 2014, 11:27, More)

:)

(Wed 18th Jun 2014, 9:35, More)

Da, da. Da, der, da, da, da,….

(Wed 14th May 2014, 10:43, More)

"RIGHT, that's it!!!"

(Thu 6th Feb 2014, 10:22, More)

Five-A-Side Pole Vault

WOO
(Thu 30th Jan 2014, 12:35, More)

Oooh…aahhhh...

Edit:Warning, may contain pun
(Tue 7th Jan 2014, 14:33, More)

And THEN Fiona...

(Mon 7th Oct 2013, 10:15, More)

Should I have posted this in links?

(Thu 3rd Oct 2013, 14:15, More)

Ooh yesh...

(Tue 1st Oct 2013, 12:56, More)

:)

(Mon 9th Sep 2013, 12:41, More)

:)

(Mon 9th Sep 2013, 12:19, More)

Bless her!

(Fri 16th Aug 2013, 15:56, More)

:)

Inspiration courtesy of the good Mr Smallbrainfield:)
(Mon 12th Aug 2013, 16:20, More)

"Say WHAT!?"

(Fri 19th Jul 2013, 13:16, More)

:)

(Thu 4th Jul 2013, 9:02, More)

At last!!

(Wed 12th Jun 2013, 10:22, More)

:)

(Mon 10th Jun 2013, 15:05, More)

I look like motherfucking WHAT!? Motherfucker!

(Fri 15th Mar 2013, 11:39, More)

"It's a sprout!"

(Thu 14th Mar 2013, 17:09, More)

Bless!

(Wed 19th Dec 2012, 9:41, More)

Oh thanks. Thanks a bunch!

(Fri 30th Nov 2012, 11:50, More)

"That's a beautiful bowl of food"

(Thu 27th Sep 2012, 11:19, More)

:)

(Mon 10th Sep 2012, 9:46, More)

Shirley!

(Wed 15th Aug 2012, 15:07, More)

Squeel Elizabeth II

(Fri 6th Jul 2012, 12:20, More)

I say old boy!

(Fri 29th Jun 2012, 10:27, More)

Uh oh!

(Mon 11th Jun 2012, 11:59, More)

Shirley?

Aw shoot! Just seen 'Twisted's :(
(Mon 12th Mar 2012, 12:09, More)

!

(Mon 5th Mar 2012, 9:46, More)

Pfffft!

(Fri 25th Nov 2011, 12:07, More)

:)

(Thu 24th Nov 2011, 5:51, More)

Bollocks!

(Wed 16th Nov 2011, 10:30, More)

Mondays were special for Greg. Monday was bathnight!

(Mon 14th Nov 2011, 14:23, More)

:)

(Thu 20th Oct 2011, 11:17, More)

Special Edition. No loss of Force guaranteed.

(Thu 29th Sep 2011, 14:59, More)

Be careful out there people...

(Mon 26th Sep 2011, 11:45, More)

We're good to go. I repeat, good to go...

(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 16:54, More)

:D

(Wed 24th Aug 2011, 11:54, More)

:)

(Tue 26th Jul 2011, 14:12, More)

Well, she seems to have settled in ok

(Tue 17th May 2011, 16:22, More)

Wibble wibble

(Wed 2nd Mar 2011, 9:59, More)

Evenin'

(Thu 10th Feb 2011, 16:41, More)

...

(Fri 7th Jan 2011, 12:11, More)

Cock on!!

(Sun 14th Nov 2010, 15:02, More)

:D

(Wed 1st Sep 2010, 12:09, More)

E to me to U to E = MC2 you to me to E = Me to E to U

(Fri 27th Aug 2010, 15:56, More)

This was mine

(Tue 27th Jul 2010, 11:30, More)

I feel the need, the need for teeth...

(Tue 18th May 2010, 15:07, More)

Here's one you'll like...

(Fri 7th May 2010, 12:40, More)

A 'Chuckle Chart'!

(Fri 23rd Apr 2010, 15:18, More)

Signal I cannot get...

(Fri 22nd Jan 2010, 9:18, More)

The perfect way to stuff your chuff...

(Thu 21st Jan 2010, 9:37, More)

*Legs it!*

(Thu 17th Dec 2009, 10:40, More)

Fear them!

(Wed 25th Nov 2009, 9:31, More)

Philip!!!!!!

(Mon 16th Nov 2009, 11:40, More)

Disney Fubar presents...

(Wed 11th Nov 2009, 9:40, More)

Underground Oompah Bands

(Fri 6th Nov 2009, 15:31, More)

Seamstress

(Mon 19th Oct 2009, 15:31, More)

Strokin'

(Tue 15th Sep 2009, 11:36, More)

Orangalf the White

(Tue 4th Aug 2009, 9:16, More)

Dotty & Doddy

(Tue 2nd Jun 2009, 12:07, More)

Grrrrrr...

(Tue 17th Mar 2009, 16:49, More)

This for a Birdie...

(Fri 13th Mar 2009, 15:53, More)

I think my Tesco is taking the piss

(Tue 10th Mar 2009, 13:45, More)

That reminds me of pea, talking of which...

(Wed 26th Nov 2008, 11:07, More)

Cracking read...

(Fri 26th Sep 2008, 10:10, More)

Young Akbar simply adored Sundays...

(Thu 25th Sep 2008, 17:19, More)

Phone the Force...

(Wed 25th Jun 2008, 15:12, More)

Feel the Force...

(Fri 25th Jan 2008, 14:28, More)

Seeeee!

(Tue 6th Apr 2004, 9:11, More)

» FIGHT!

Noob
I was in the local when two arseholes started having a 'go at each other. The harmless banter got rather more and more heated. This of course developed to the 'outside...NOW' threat. Outside they went and a few of us went to watch the 'scrap'. After a few minutes of blows being exchanged, it was quite obvious that one of them was gaining the 'upper hand. As the chap's nose got bloodier, the one who was winning asked 'Have you fuckin' 'ad enough yet?' 'Don't know' came the rply, 'I've never been in a fight before?'
(Mon 18th Mar 2013, 16:01, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Herb Garden For Sale
No Thyme Wasters
(Tue 8th May 2018, 13:04, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I went to a restaurant that just served Chicken dishes.
The portions were poultry!
(Sat 20th Oct 2018, 15:50, More)

» What Makes You Cry?

Marley & Me
I mean seriously, cry? No. I bawl my eyes out. I look like I've had a shit in Mike Tyson's kettle and he's caught me doing it the day after.
(Fri 8th Aug 2014, 9:57, More)

» Stupid Colleagues

Drawing
Well, there I was doing a self-portrait, can't for the life of me remember why. It was in my first job and I'd just finished then in walks one of the admin ladies, takes a look at the picture then at me, then (Gawd bless her) she says "Ooh, a self-portrait!"

"Mmmm, I said."

"Did you draw it?" Came the reply...

:(
(Fri 4th Mar 2011, 14:27, More)