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Oh Nigel...

(Mon 6th Aug 2018, 20:30, More)

Ho De Ho

(Sun 5th Aug 2018, 12:35, More)


(Fri 13th Jul 2018, 21:58, More)


(Mon 11th Jun 2018, 18:46, More)


(Sun 10th Jun 2018, 1:16, More)

Ei. Ei. O

(Mon 4th Jun 2018, 19:44, More)

Watch it, he knows Bleet Kune Do!

(Fri 1st Jun 2018, 16:10, More)

"Interest you in a new phone today can I?"

(Sun 29th Apr 2018, 15:31, More)

Dodd Cotton

(Mon 12th Mar 2018, 21:30, More)

Giro day! Best get a wiggle on...

(Mon 5th Mar 2018, 19:48, More)

Best answers to questions:


I was in the local when two arseholes started having a 'go at each other. The harmless banter got rather more and more heated. This of course developed to the 'outside...NOW' threat. Outside they went and a few of us went to watch the 'scrap'. After a few minutes of blows being exchanged, it was quite obvious that one of them was gaining the 'upper hand. As the chap's nose got bloodier, the one who was winning asked 'Have you fuckin' 'ad enough yet?' 'Don't know' came the rply, 'I've never been in a fight before?'
(Mon 18th Mar 2013, 16:01, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Herb Garden For Sale
No Thyme Wasters
(Tue 8th May 2018, 13:04, More)

» What Makes You Cry?

Marley & Me
I mean seriously, cry? No. I bawl my eyes out. I look like I've had a shit in Mike Tyson's kettle and he's caught me doing it the day after.
(Fri 8th Aug 2014, 9:57, More)

» Stupid Colleagues

Well, there I was doing a self-portrait, can't for the life of me remember why. It was in my first job and I'd just finished then in walks one of the admin ladies, takes a look at the picture then at me, then (Gawd bless her) she says "Ooh, a self-portrait!"

"Mmmm, I said."

"Did you draw it?" Came the reply...

(Fri 4th Mar 2011, 14:27, More)