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» I witnessed a crime

It's an Ideal World
I worked at one of those TV Home Shopping Channels...

That's not the crime. But there were dozens.

It all started when the place burned to the ground. then, like a phoenix from the ashes, the management team rebuilt it. But, during the period of reconstruction things had to be done on the cheap.

One charitable broadcast engineer brought in camera equipment to help get us back on the air. What a guy. Except one of the tapes he loaned contained home made child pron. He was thenceforth spake of as Father Ped.

In my department one of the employees went AWOL. He was new anyway, but as staff were thin on the ground his absence was felt. We chased and chased him. Left messages on his mobile. But he didn't want to be found. The police came and spoke to us. 'What was he like?' 'Did he talk about relatives he might have visited?' His whereabouts were appealed for on CrimeWatch. Turns out he'd bludgeoned his landlady to death rolled her up in a rug and left her in his shed.

One of the Assistant Producers disappered under shadow of night. Apparently, he'd enjoyed the company of prostitutes and owed a debt of more than just gratitude to some of their associates.
(Thu 14th Feb 2008, 14:45, More)

» Racist grandparents

Casual Octogenarian Racism
My Nana (and my Mum for that matter) still enjoy regailing the anecdote of when my Nana was at the shoe shop back in the days when Mind Your Language was still on the telly, trying on a pair of black shoes. She asked the assistant if they had any in 'n***er brown'. Only to find, on looking at the assistant, that she was 'as black as the ace of spades.' Oh how we laugh, and uncomfortably shuffle our feet....
(Tue 1st Nov 2011, 21:05, More)