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As you go through life, it's a long, long road.
There'll be joys and sorrows too..........
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As you go through life, it's a long, long road.
There'll be joys and sorrows too..........
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» Twattery
Whitney
Many years ago, as I was approaching Stanstead airport where i was to catch a flight to Dublin for some awards ceremony, I received a frantic phone call from Ireland begging me to find some Cristal Champagne for some diva who wouldn't drink anything else. They had scoured the fair city to no avail.
Off to duty free, no Cristal. They had everything else; Mumm, Bollinger, Dom P. No! It had to be Cristal!
What could I do?
I bought her a case of Newcastle Brown Ale.
I was called a twat when i turned up with it at her dressing room.
(Sun 15th Apr 2012, 14:38, More)
Whitney
Many years ago, as I was approaching Stanstead airport where i was to catch a flight to Dublin for some awards ceremony, I received a frantic phone call from Ireland begging me to find some Cristal Champagne for some diva who wouldn't drink anything else. They had scoured the fair city to no avail.
Off to duty free, no Cristal. They had everything else; Mumm, Bollinger, Dom P. No! It had to be Cristal!
What could I do?
I bought her a case of Newcastle Brown Ale.
I was called a twat when i turned up with it at her dressing room.
(Sun 15th Apr 2012, 14:38, More)
» Good Advice
I live by this and will die by this
Always keep your vodka in the freezer.
(Mon 24th May 2010, 9:58, More)
I live by this and will die by this
Always keep your vodka in the freezer.
(Mon 24th May 2010, 9:58, More)
» Redundant technology
I still have and still use
a Parker fountain pen I got for passing my 11+ in 1970.
(Mon 8th Nov 2010, 12:46, More)
I still have and still use
a Parker fountain pen I got for passing my 11+ in 1970.
(Mon 8th Nov 2010, 12:46, More)
» Redundant technology
I still use my brain
to convert 'new money' back into 'old money' then moan about how much a loaf of bread costs.
£1.3s.0d or 23 shillings!
Or Tesco Beef Boneless Rolled Rib Roast Joint Medium (Approx 1.8Kg)
£17.96 - £17.19s.4d ffs!
(Mon 8th Nov 2010, 11:06, More)
I still use my brain
to convert 'new money' back into 'old money' then moan about how much a loaf of bread costs.
£1.3s.0d or 23 shillings!
Or Tesco Beef Boneless Rolled Rib Roast Joint Medium (Approx 1.8Kg)
£17.96 - £17.19s.4d ffs!
(Mon 8th Nov 2010, 11:06, More)
» Best and worst TV ads
Washing powder
I hate those ad where they advertise some gut wrenchingly stinky washing powder like Jasmine and Black Orchid...or Camomile and Minge whiff.
You know the ones....like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNeVXdlRCSk
WTF has that to do with getting your crusty underpants clean?
(Tue 20th Apr 2010, 14:12, More)
Washing powder
I hate those ad where they advertise some gut wrenchingly stinky washing powder like Jasmine and Black Orchid...or Camomile and Minge whiff.
You know the ones....like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNeVXdlRCSk
WTF has that to do with getting your crusty underpants clean?
(Tue 20th Apr 2010, 14:12, More)