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Dear Mavis I'm compelled to write this letter
In the hope that you may soon be getting better
I've a feeling you should go and see a doctor
If you haven't then you know you really oughta.
I was worried so I went to see the vicar
But before I could confess he first confessed to be a stripper
Dear Mavis it was very strange to see him
So I thought I'd write and ask you your opinion
Should I grass on him, report him to the Cardinal
Or whether I should egg him on to turn professional
If I dob on him they'll call him plastic scouser
But the only thing a Stripper Vicar wears is plastic trousers
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Dear Mavis I'm compelled to write this letter
In the hope that you may soon be getting better
I've a feeling you should go and see a doctor
If you haven't then you know you really oughta.
I was worried so I went to see the vicar
But before I could confess he first confessed to be a stripper
Dear Mavis it was very strange to see him
So I thought I'd write and ask you your opinion
Should I grass on him, report him to the Cardinal
Or whether I should egg him on to turn professional
If I dob on him they'll call him plastic scouser
But the only thing a Stripper Vicar wears is plastic trousers
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none
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» Best Comebacks
You touch your mum.
Universal comeback. Cannot be bettered. Ever.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 15:26, More)
You touch your mum.
Universal comeback. Cannot be bettered. Ever.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 15:26, More)
» My most gullible moment
total refreshment
Lying in the sun at glasto (and somewhat the worse for wear) I remarked how much nicer the Brothers cider was than Strongbow. 'Ah' says my mate with a authorative air, 'thats because Strongbow isn't technically a cider. Think about it, have you ever seen it referred to as a cider? No, you just see Strongbow and assume its a cider. It became cheaper to make it from alcohol, fizzy water and flavourings'.
Bastard. I reckon I spent almost £50 over a few months on paying extra for "proper cider" because I wasn't drinking that synthetic shite.
Almost as bad as my Dad telling me the birds sat on the leccy lines to keep their feet warm. It took me to the final year of a physics degree to work that one out.
(Sun 24th Aug 2008, 19:17, More)
total refreshment
Lying in the sun at glasto (and somewhat the worse for wear) I remarked how much nicer the Brothers cider was than Strongbow. 'Ah' says my mate with a authorative air, 'thats because Strongbow isn't technically a cider. Think about it, have you ever seen it referred to as a cider? No, you just see Strongbow and assume its a cider. It became cheaper to make it from alcohol, fizzy water and flavourings'.
Bastard. I reckon I spent almost £50 over a few months on paying extra for "proper cider" because I wasn't drinking that synthetic shite.
Almost as bad as my Dad telling me the birds sat on the leccy lines to keep their feet warm. It took me to the final year of a physics degree to work that one out.
(Sun 24th Aug 2008, 19:17, More)