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Hello.
Here is a picture of me:
I'm the one on the right.
And here's my version of the littlun in the photo:
Look at my website!
Recent front page messages:
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» World's Sickest Joke
My joke...
A man walks into a pub... sees a big jar filled with money behind the bar. He asks the barman what it's there for and is told that it is a long-running competition - pay a fiver to enter and if you can complete three challenges, you get to keep all of the money.
"Sounds interesting"... the man says... "ok, what are the challenges, I might have a go."
"Well, says the barman, "First you have to knock back two pints of this unnamed, rancid, extremely strong spirit...
"Second, the landlord's rottweiler has a bad tooth, you have to remove it"...
"ok, sounds fine so far - I'll give it a go", the man thinks.
"Thirdly," says the landlord, "the landlord's 85-year old grandmother is upstairs... she's not had an orgasm in 40 years - you have to give her that pleasure."
"Erm... maybe I'll give it a miss", the man says and sits down to drink his pint.
After a few beers, he reconsiders and decides to take up the challenge.
He drinks the spirit effortlessly to cheers around the bar.
Next he goes out to the yard.... the people in the pub hear barking, whining, screaming, snapping and whimpering. But the man comes back into the pub unscathed and says...
..."ok, so where's the grandmother with the bad tooth?"
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 15:20, More)
My joke...
A man walks into a pub... sees a big jar filled with money behind the bar. He asks the barman what it's there for and is told that it is a long-running competition - pay a fiver to enter and if you can complete three challenges, you get to keep all of the money.
"Sounds interesting"... the man says... "ok, what are the challenges, I might have a go."
"Well, says the barman, "First you have to knock back two pints of this unnamed, rancid, extremely strong spirit...
"Second, the landlord's rottweiler has a bad tooth, you have to remove it"...
"ok, sounds fine so far - I'll give it a go", the man thinks.
"Thirdly," says the landlord, "the landlord's 85-year old grandmother is upstairs... she's not had an orgasm in 40 years - you have to give her that pleasure."
"Erm... maybe I'll give it a miss", the man says and sits down to drink his pint.
After a few beers, he reconsiders and decides to take up the challenge.
He drinks the spirit effortlessly to cheers around the bar.
Next he goes out to the yard.... the people in the pub hear barking, whining, screaming, snapping and whimpering. But the man comes back into the pub unscathed and says...
..."ok, so where's the grandmother with the bad tooth?"
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 15:20, More)
» World's Most Hated Food
I'm not fussy generally
but WHY OH WHY OH WHY can ANYONE eat the filth that is McDonalds??? Just the smell of it makes me gag. Ugh Ugh UGHHHHH.
I don't mind celery but my boyfriend's allergic to it.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 18:06, More)
I'm not fussy generally
but WHY OH WHY OH WHY can ANYONE eat the filth that is McDonalds??? Just the smell of it makes me gag. Ugh Ugh UGHHHHH.
I don't mind celery but my boyfriend's allergic to it.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 18:06, More)