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» The Police
Traffic cone
A recent minor run-in with the law: I was walking (well, staggering would be more accurate) home with some mates after a fairly decent sesh, and we passed some roadworks. My mates did the only sensible thing, which was to take the biggest sort of traffic cone and put it on my head. Actually, it was big enough that it covered my shoulders too, and I couldn't see were I was going, but staggered on regardless.
A minute or two later, I hear my mates calling "watch out! it's the police! it's the police!" For some reason I decided the best course of action would be to cast off the cone, and run for it. Except that the police were in a car, and I'm not exactly the fastest runner. So after a couple of hundred yards, I'm puffed out, and just collapse on the pavement.
One of the policemen gets out of the car, and says: "Did you really think we were going to arrest you for having a traffic cone on your head?"
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 20:20, More)
Traffic cone
A recent minor run-in with the law: I was walking (well, staggering would be more accurate) home with some mates after a fairly decent sesh, and we passed some roadworks. My mates did the only sensible thing, which was to take the biggest sort of traffic cone and put it on my head. Actually, it was big enough that it covered my shoulders too, and I couldn't see were I was going, but staggered on regardless.
A minute or two later, I hear my mates calling "watch out! it's the police! it's the police!" For some reason I decided the best course of action would be to cast off the cone, and run for it. Except that the police were in a car, and I'm not exactly the fastest runner. So after a couple of hundred yards, I'm puffed out, and just collapse on the pavement.
One of the policemen gets out of the car, and says: "Did you really think we were going to arrest you for having a traffic cone on your head?"
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 20:20, More)
» It was a great holiday, but...
Cockroaches
At a family holiday in Greece many years ago, it turned out the wardrobe was infested with cockroaches. Since then, I've always shaken my clothes before putting them on.
(Fri 22nd Apr 2005, 14:30, More)
Cockroaches
At a family holiday in Greece many years ago, it turned out the wardrobe was infested with cockroaches. Since then, I've always shaken my clothes before putting them on.
(Fri 22nd Apr 2005, 14:30, More)
» Premonitions
More Smiths premonitions?
So I put on my Queen is Dead CD to check out the Di/Dodi premonition, and the when the following track came on (Some Girls are Bigger than Others), a really fat woman came in to my office. Coincidence?
(Tue 23rd Nov 2004, 14:56, More)
More Smiths premonitions?
So I put on my Queen is Dead CD to check out the Di/Dodi premonition, and the when the following track came on (Some Girls are Bigger than Others), a really fat woman came in to my office. Coincidence?
(Tue 23rd Nov 2004, 14:56, More)
» The Police
Gay police horse
darkmavis86, the gay horse incident was in Oxford last term, and was reported in various places, but the most complete account is in this
student rag article.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 20:12, More)
Gay police horse
darkmavis86, the gay horse incident was in Oxford last term, and was reported in various places, but the most complete account is in this
student rag article.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 20:12, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
Onions
In response to the person who wrote "onions", they always made my eyes water lots too. (I don't know if that technically counts as crying.) My solution was to steal some hardcore goggles from a chemistry lab, which form a pretty much airtight seal around your eyes. You could probably manage similarly with swimming goggles, though I'm not sure what would make you look more like a gimp.
To answer the actual question, the last time I cried was on breaking up with a long-term girlfriend. And she thought I wasn't in touch with my emotions. Hah!
Blimey, that was ages ago and I haven't had a girlfriend worth mentioning since. Almost makes me want to cry right now.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 16:27, More)
Onions
In response to the person who wrote "onions", they always made my eyes water lots too. (I don't know if that technically counts as crying.) My solution was to steal some hardcore goggles from a chemistry lab, which form a pretty much airtight seal around your eyes. You could probably manage similarly with swimming goggles, though I'm not sure what would make you look more like a gimp.
To answer the actual question, the last time I cried was on breaking up with a long-term girlfriend. And she thought I wasn't in touch with my emotions. Hah!
Blimey, that was ages ago and I haven't had a girlfriend worth mentioning since. Almost makes me want to cry right now.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 16:27, More)