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A shame that B3ta has gotten more like the Guardian and BBC in recent years.
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A shame that B3ta has gotten more like the Guardian and BBC in recent years.
Laters...
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» Little things that turn you on
My perineum...
...especially when sat on the edge of the sink with an erection.
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 16:04, More)
My perineum...
...especially when sat on the edge of the sink with an erection.
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 16:04, More)
» Bullshit and Bullshitters
What a Tosser!
I used to have a mate who said he had never wanked. He said this in front of his girlfriend mind, did she think any better of him? Well they got married. I have a five knuckle sandwich every other day and I'm still single... so there you go.
(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 19:46, More)
What a Tosser!
I used to have a mate who said he had never wanked. He said this in front of his girlfriend mind, did she think any better of him? Well they got married. I have a five knuckle sandwich every other day and I'm still single... so there you go.
(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 19:46, More)
» British Slang Dictionary
'...as long as I've got a hole in me arse!'
Meaning: Until, if indeed, my arse seals over, it'll never happen.
Usage Examples:1. 'He'll never marry her, as long as I've got a hole in me arse!'
2. 'She'll never fly, as long as I've got a hole in me arse!'
3. 'As long as I've got a hole in me arse, that Cameron bloke couldn't run a brothel!'
(Fri 22nd Jan 2016, 16:02, More)
'...as long as I've got a hole in me arse!'
Meaning: Until, if indeed, my arse seals over, it'll never happen.
Usage Examples:1. 'He'll never marry her, as long as I've got a hole in me arse!'
2. 'She'll never fly, as long as I've got a hole in me arse!'
3. 'As long as I've got a hole in me arse, that Cameron bloke couldn't run a brothel!'
(Fri 22nd Jan 2016, 16:02, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Which character in Othello was also known as 'best of three' down the pub?
Desremoaner.
(Thu 20th Sep 2018, 15:45, More)
Which character in Othello was also known as 'best of three' down the pub?
Desremoaner.
(Thu 20th Sep 2018, 15:45, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
She told me she was a record-breaking 'sprinter'...
...turns out I'm partially deaf and she had one eye looking over her shoulder.
(Thu 10th May 2018, 19:55, More)
She told me she was a record-breaking 'sprinter'...
...turns out I'm partially deaf and she had one eye looking over her shoulder.
(Thu 10th May 2018, 19:55, More)