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I'm Steve, 76 and living in Grimsby - Originally from Cardiff. I know very little potatoshop but I'm learning a little every day. I'll soon master loading an image and I'm hoping to submit a picture before I turn 160.
Dead chuffed winner of "DTF's Lunch of the day" awarded on 5th May 2006 by the beautiful Flowerpot.
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I'm Steve, 76 and living in Grimsby - Originally from Cardiff. I know very little potatoshop but I'm learning a little every day. I'll soon master loading an image and I'm hoping to submit a picture before I turn 160.
Dead chuffed winner of "DTF's Lunch of the day" awarded on 5th May 2006 by the beautiful Flowerpot.
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» Kids
That told me
My 3 year old would go around insisting he was 3 1/2. If you ever said he was 3, he'd correct you immediately and give you a good telling off. The truth of the matter is that he was 3 1/2 and that half is very important when you're that young.
Anyway, dinner time comes and betpet jr. wont eat it all. Daddy has a great idea and says, "Well, that is as much as a 3 year old can eat. A 3 1/2 year old would be able to eat it all! Are you 3 or 3 1/2?"
I was dead proud of myself for coming up with a great bit of psychology.
"I'm 3", he replied and off he pops to play out in the back garden.
I couldn't bring myself to stop him as I was laughing too hard.
Moral of the story? Don't try and outsmart kids - they're far cleverer than us adults!
(Sat 19th Apr 2008, 20:26, More)
That told me
My 3 year old would go around insisting he was 3 1/2. If you ever said he was 3, he'd correct you immediately and give you a good telling off. The truth of the matter is that he was 3 1/2 and that half is very important when you're that young.
Anyway, dinner time comes and betpet jr. wont eat it all. Daddy has a great idea and says, "Well, that is as much as a 3 year old can eat. A 3 1/2 year old would be able to eat it all! Are you 3 or 3 1/2?"
I was dead proud of myself for coming up with a great bit of psychology.
"I'm 3", he replied and off he pops to play out in the back garden.
I couldn't bring myself to stop him as I was laughing too hard.
Moral of the story? Don't try and outsmart kids - they're far cleverer than us adults!
(Sat 19th Apr 2008, 20:26, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
I was told
that my father was a pilot on a space freighter and was dead. The truth was very different
/Luke Skywalker
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 13:45, More)
I was told
that my father was a pilot on a space freighter and was dead. The truth was very different
/Luke Skywalker
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 13:45, More)
» Iffy crushes
Susannah Doyle
AKA Joy Merryweather in "Drop The Dead Donkey". Something about her just says to me "dirty bitch in the bedroom."
Need I say any more?
(Fri 7th Oct 2011, 15:11, More)
Susannah Doyle
AKA Joy Merryweather in "Drop The Dead Donkey". Something about her just says to me "dirty bitch in the bedroom."
Need I say any more?
(Fri 7th Oct 2011, 15:11, More)
» Have you ever paid for sex?
I still am
sex with psycho, pop goes the condom, pregnancy, birth, split up, child maintenance costs.
Love my son to pieces though.
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 12:54, More)
I still am
sex with psycho, pop goes the condom, pregnancy, birth, split up, child maintenance costs.
Love my son to pieces though.
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 12:54, More)