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I Come from a long line of Von Chickenpants descendants.
the first being Vladimir chickenpants the first(of course). He slaughtered the turkish whilst wearing an Oven Ready chicken around his mid section.
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I Come from a long line of Von Chickenpants descendants.
the first being Vladimir chickenpants the first(of course). He slaughtered the turkish whilst wearing an Oven Ready chicken around his mid section.
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» Join us... come join the cult
Do you remember those Penny chews called Mojos?
I remember a mate of mine told me that he once bought a massive bag of the mojo penny sweets, Ran into the kingdom hall and threw all the sweets at all the jobos, shouting "MOJO!" at the top of his voice before legging it.
(Sat 28th Jan 2006, 1:50, More)
Do you remember those Penny chews called Mojos?
I remember a mate of mine told me that he once bought a massive bag of the mojo penny sweets, Ran into the kingdom hall and threw all the sweets at all the jobos, shouting "MOJO!" at the top of his voice before legging it.
(Sat 28th Jan 2006, 1:50, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Leicester Square
A friend of my missus was stoppped in London ages ago by an American Couple who wanted directions to "Lie Sester Square". When he corrected them and Said "Oh yeah, Leicester square its over that way mate on your left".
To which they Duly replied "No no, listen to me LIE-SESTER SQUARE".
So he tried again, but they came back with the old "No no, listen to me, LIE-SESTER SQUARE", so then he says "OH, sorry, LIE-SESTER Square is over that way mate, on your right..." and off they went :-)
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 0:42, More)
Leicester Square
A friend of my missus was stoppped in London ages ago by an American Couple who wanted directions to "Lie Sester Square". When he corrected them and Said "Oh yeah, Leicester square its over that way mate on your left".
To which they Duly replied "No no, listen to me LIE-SESTER SQUARE".
So he tried again, but they came back with the old "No no, listen to me, LIE-SESTER SQUARE", so then he says "OH, sorry, LIE-SESTER Square is over that way mate, on your right..." and off they went :-)
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 0:42, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
There was a boy at primary school....
Who we used to call superfanny. I have absolutely no idea why tho.
And later on in senior school, there was someone we called professor pizzaface always in a mock German accent :)
(Thu 18th May 2006, 20:49, More)
There was a boy at primary school....
Who we used to call superfanny. I have absolutely no idea why tho.
And later on in senior school, there was someone we called professor pizzaface always in a mock German accent :)
(Thu 18th May 2006, 20:49, More)