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Hello, Im James.

I was born on New Years Day, Ive got 5 black belts in Karate and Im a student who enjoys extended piss ups.

I wear contacts but im considering returning to glasses.

Im a massive fan of procrastination.

Massive.

While I should now be writing my dissertation, im updating my b3ta profile. Nice

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» Teenage Parties

Local MP's Trousers
Local MP for Southampton John Denham has a daughter that I went to school with. Having a nice big house over the water was an amazing venue for our teenage get togethers, and the making and braking of many frienships.

Perhaps the most memorable occasion was when my mate get into lots of trouble for pissing off of his balcony onto one of the neighbours boats, but the clinch for me was getting into a fight with one of the yobs that turned up- I ended up straddling the cnut in a semi heroic fashion, only to split my trousers while performing mounted punches. My reward for "keeping the peace" was that good old John Denham supplied me with replacement jeans- he was concidentally exactly my size- A flattering 34 L.
(Sun 16th Apr 2006, 22:41, More)