Profile for munkt0n:
I am a moose without wings, I glide silently through the streets of Manchester on a vacuum cleaner made of frosted glass, I deliver milk to house-bound spinsters, I take away the used bandages from the battlefields near the great tree planted by my fore fathers, I descend upon goats and replace their feet with pipe-cleaners. I manufacture porcelain spaniels for the domestic market, I once destroyed an entire stretch of the M3 with a single flick of my anus.
Interests & Hobbies:
scaling vertical walls with only the aid of a bottle of washing up liquid.
freestyle cardigan spinning.
allowing the excess steam from a dry cleaners to seep into my house to create an unpleasant odour, and stain the wallpaper if I'm lucky.
I like:
the b side of "making your mind up" by Bucks Fizz.
Eddie Stobart's ear ring collection.
the Southampton Municipal golf course.
certain parts of the cisteen chapel.
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
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- a member for 22 years, 1 month and 18 days
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- (of which 56 have appeared on the front page)
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- has posted 5 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
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I am a moose without wings, I glide silently through the streets of Manchester on a vacuum cleaner made of frosted glass, I deliver milk to house-bound spinsters, I take away the used bandages from the battlefields near the great tree planted by my fore fathers, I descend upon goats and replace their feet with pipe-cleaners. I manufacture porcelain spaniels for the domestic market, I once destroyed an entire stretch of the M3 with a single flick of my anus.
Interests & Hobbies:
scaling vertical walls with only the aid of a bottle of washing up liquid.
freestyle cardigan spinning.
allowing the excess steam from a dry cleaners to seep into my house to create an unpleasant odour, and stain the wallpaper if I'm lucky.
I like:
the b side of "making your mind up" by Bucks Fizz.
Eddie Stobart's ear ring collection.
the Southampton Municipal golf course.
certain parts of the cisteen chapel.
Recent front page messages:
captains log,
stardate 1985 -
a curiously camp englishman has assigned
me to missions involving a talking car
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 15:34, More)
stardate 1985 -
a curiously camp englishman has assigned
me to missions involving a talking car
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 15:34, More)
dung dung dung, dung dee dung, dung dee dung
thanks to justhere for beardy wisdom
no tie version
(Tue 29th Jul 2003, 19:55, More)
thanks to justhere for beardy wisdom
no tie version
(Tue 29th Jul 2003, 19:55, More)
moleymoleymoleymoleymoley!
[ed] yay! 50th front page appearance!
/does the hustle
(Tue 22nd Jul 2003, 19:04, More)
[ed] yay! 50th front page appearance!
/does the hustle
(Tue 22nd Jul 2003, 19:04, More)
look, he's defying logic!
see what I mean, I've got 2 days to do 3 weeks worth of work, and I still can't force myself to close my browser
(Thu 12th Sep 2002, 9:25, More)
see what I mean, I've got 2 days to do 3 weeks worth of work, and I still can't force myself to close my browser
(Thu 12th Sep 2002, 9:25, More)
Susan and her son sometimes wondered how they kept from goin' under
(Fri 23rd Aug 2002, 13:06, More)
(Fri 23rd Aug 2002, 13:06, More)
so that's where pete's been hiding
in Dot Cotton's hand crafted handbag
(Fri 14th Jun 2002, 13:22, More)
in Dot Cotton's hand crafted handbag
(Fri 14th Jun 2002, 13:22, More)
I'm addicted you bastards!
..and fnord has shown me the kit.
real kittens + digicam + b3ta = lack of real work
(Thu 6th Jun 2002, 12:25, More)
..and fnord has shown me the kit.
real kittens + digicam + b3ta = lack of real work
(Thu 6th Jun 2002, 12:25, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Singing the wrong words
[witty title]
[something stolen from kissthisguy.com]
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 13:35, More)
[witty title]
[something stolen from kissthisguy.com]
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 13:35, More)
» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta
giblets
I met my future wife on here, and also met a whole load of lovely people.
A mate of mine introduced me, something along the lines of "check this site out, it's fucking mental", he only made the one post, which made it to the front page, the bastard
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 10:40, More)
giblets
I met my future wife on here, and also met a whole load of lovely people.
A mate of mine introduced me, something along the lines of "check this site out, it's fucking mental", he only made the one post, which made it to the front page, the bastard
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 10:40, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
hmmm, quite boring, but..
a client was complaining that their intranet apps weren't working properly.
it turned out they were double-clicking links, forcing the page to load twice and screwing up the javascript
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 22:56, More)
hmmm, quite boring, but..
a client was complaining that their intranet apps weren't working properly.
it turned out they were double-clicking links, forcing the page to load twice and screwing up the javascript
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 22:56, More)