» World's Sickest Joke

Oh and the worst....
Whats red and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.


I'm gonna stop now, I don't want to be in Dantes inner circle. Eek.
(Sun 5th Feb 2006, 16:02, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Lord of the Rings
The day after a few friends and I saw The Two Towers (being the second of the LOTR trilogy - and the first one that gollum properly features in) we were sat in our college canteen discussing said Gollum and how clever the actor Andy Serkis had been in his portrayal. Up pips friend:

Friend: 'He was played by an actor!?'
Us: 'Yeah, Andy Serkis'
Friend: 'Oh My God! The poor guy!'
Us: 'Huh? I'm sure he was pretty happy with the role'
Friend: 'Yeah, but he must be so thin. And short.'

Cue much laughter and general ridicule at said friend. We tried to explain the technology behind it but she wouldn't have it. She still goes on about men with anorexia today. Some people.

Bit long, apologies.
(Thu 13th Jan 2005, 20:47, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Oh and another...
Why did the paedophile cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
(Sun 5th Feb 2006, 16:00, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Im sure this ones on here but theres millions of pages...

What's eight inches long and makes women scream in the middle of the night?

Cotdeath.

*So* going to hell.
(Sun 5th Feb 2006, 15:54, More)

» Pet Names

Cats are vicious things
especially the cat I have at the mo, called Lecter, after his inability to see why other cats have tails and he doesnt (being the runt of the litter). His inability amounts to him biting other cats tails off. And eating them.

He's adorable really.

Honest.
(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 16:34, More)