» I'm an expert

morgue
i work in a morgue and have become quite an expert at spotting bluetits.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 8:51, More)

» Black Sheep

My Twin
no one will talk to the my twin brother,no one talks about him, everyone ignores him it's almost like no one knows he is there!
(Sat 15th Jan 2005, 1:07, More)

» Out of my depth

A-level Biology Coursework
it is 10pm the day before it is the final final final(ie he has to of marked them by tomorrow)deadline and I think I ought to start soon.
by 1am things are looking not bad, i have 1/4 written but feeling sleepy by 3am my head is nodding hitting the keys and I am typing my dreams, finished it at 6:50, printed it at 8 then handed it in at 9. suffice to say I only got 12% and still had weird lines of my dreams left in it... whopse, still a lesson not yet learnt tho...
(Mon 18th Oct 2004, 18:35, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

phonecall
not so much overheard but a random phonecall

about a year ago I recived a phone call, i picked up and it was a woman who was quite drunk singing quite out of tune love songs after a 5 min rendition she proceeded to tell me why, apparantly earlier that day someone had stopped her in the street and asked her to call paul and sing to him (note I am not paul) and had given her £100 quid for the favour, and as it might kack the realtionship up a bit she thought she ought to do it...
about 35 mins into the call i get the guy i live with to listen in and we giggle at another 20 mins of singing. and stories and how she is glad she called! interesting to say the least and great entertainment to say the least but a high prce tag! i just wish i had got it on tape... oh well till next time... and if it was you feel free to call again ;)
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 4:38, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

that it was ok to sleep at the neverland ranch
really...
(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 21:24, More)