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» Messing with the Dark Side
Haunted honeymoon
I once stayed in a hotel that was haunted by a notorious "Gay Ghost"
I spent the entire weekend stopping it giving me the willies.
(Fri 21st Apr 2006, 13:18, More)
Haunted honeymoon
I once stayed in a hotel that was haunted by a notorious "Gay Ghost"
I spent the entire weekend stopping it giving me the willies.
(Fri 21st Apr 2006, 13:18, More)
» Sacked
cheese cutter or sausage packer
A friend of mine once lasted nearly a whole hour in a food factory. He was sacked during the induction for laughing at the manager when asked whether he wanted to cut the cheese or pack sausages (he is a massive carry on fan and loves double entendres)
(Tue 28th Feb 2006, 15:28, More)
cheese cutter or sausage packer
A friend of mine once lasted nearly a whole hour in a food factory. He was sacked during the induction for laughing at the manager when asked whether he wanted to cut the cheese or pack sausages (he is a massive carry on fan and loves double entendres)
(Tue 28th Feb 2006, 15:28, More)
» Putting the Fun in Funeral
Gangsta rap
I was heavily into gansta rap at the age of 14 (1994) when my grandfather died. My mother gave me some money to buy new clothes for the funeral.
I went dressed like a really bad white imitation of one of the Wu tang clan.
Im sure he would have thought it was funny god rest his soul (although my parents didnt)
(Fri 12th May 2006, 13:01, More)
Gangsta rap
I was heavily into gansta rap at the age of 14 (1994) when my grandfather died. My mother gave me some money to buy new clothes for the funeral.
I went dressed like a really bad white imitation of one of the Wu tang clan.
Im sure he would have thought it was funny god rest his soul (although my parents didnt)
(Fri 12th May 2006, 13:01, More)
» My computer gave away my secrets
Get that Sh*t off my computer you sicko
Reading emails on my Dads PC in the living room of my parents house (I didnt have my own at the time)while my dad watched TV behind me.
I opened an attachment thinking it was something uni related (he had renamed it appropriatly)
Cue a rather portly lady getting shagged by a dalmation with sound turned on full blast.......
his only response was "Get that Sh*it off my PC you sicko!" before returning to watch whatever was on the TV.
(Mon 13th Feb 2006, 12:53, More)
Get that Sh*t off my computer you sicko
Reading emails on my Dads PC in the living room of my parents house (I didnt have my own at the time)while my dad watched TV behind me.
I opened an attachment thinking it was something uni related (he had renamed it appropriatly)
Cue a rather portly lady getting shagged by a dalmation with sound turned on full blast.......
his only response was "Get that Sh*it off my PC you sicko!" before returning to watch whatever was on the TV.
(Mon 13th Feb 2006, 12:53, More)
» Teenage Parties
the phantom shitter
After queuing to use a toilet at a friends party for what seemed like eons. A friend of mine eventually emerged much to the relief of both me and the rest of the queue. Unfortunately he was really out of it (on nice booze and pills cocktail) and staggered off into the party which was in mid flow.
Anyhoo another friend was next in line to use the bathroom, he was in there for literally two seconds before shouting for me to come and look.
I was confronted by the scene from train spotting where McGregor goes for a swim in the bog. Somehow there was poo poo all over the toilet (even on top of the cistern and the floor). This was cleaned up by a nice lady who didn’t even live at the house
My friend who was in the bathroom for a long time adamantly denies any part of the poo- pocalypse. Using the excuse “it was like that when I went in”
However no one believes this
He is now and forever will be known as “The Phantom Shitter”
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 14:14, More)
the phantom shitter
After queuing to use a toilet at a friends party for what seemed like eons. A friend of mine eventually emerged much to the relief of both me and the rest of the queue. Unfortunately he was really out of it (on nice booze and pills cocktail) and staggered off into the party which was in mid flow.
Anyhoo another friend was next in line to use the bathroom, he was in there for literally two seconds before shouting for me to come and look.
I was confronted by the scene from train spotting where McGregor goes for a swim in the bog. Somehow there was poo poo all over the toilet (even on top of the cistern and the floor). This was cleaned up by a nice lady who didn’t even live at the house
My friend who was in the bathroom for a long time adamantly denies any part of the poo- pocalypse. Using the excuse “it was like that when I went in”
However no one believes this
He is now and forever will be known as “The Phantom Shitter”
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 14:14, More)