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This is Meh!!
And Many thanks to Bilbobarneybobs for this!!
And again for this :)
Ooh and also thanks to Happytoast for this
And also thanks to Frunt for this
Oooh and I'm in the B3ta book of the dead too
If you want to see my economy of style visit
www.titsnarse.com
www.fecarse.com
www.pist-up.com
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» Expensive Mistakes
Not me but a mate who worked for a Junk mail company
Once accidentally cocked up a mailing list and sent 30,000 letters to the same man at the same address. But apparently it was OK because the bloke was German.
Possibly the only time I have ever felt sorry for a posty
(Thu 25th Oct 2007, 11:48, More)
Not me but a mate who worked for a Junk mail company
Once accidentally cocked up a mailing list and sent 30,000 letters to the same man at the same address. But apparently it was OK because the bloke was German.
Possibly the only time I have ever felt sorry for a posty
(Thu 25th Oct 2007, 11:48, More)
» Conspiracy theory nutters
The whole management conspiracy can be explained mathematically
Try this
Knowledge = Power
If we take the standard scientific formula
Power=Work/time
And if we also take the old maxim that
Time=Money
Then logically
Money=Work/Knowledge
Therefore the less you know the more you earn QED
(Thu 27th Aug 2009, 14:18, More)
The whole management conspiracy can be explained mathematically
Try this
Knowledge = Power
If we take the standard scientific formula
Power=Work/time
And if we also take the old maxim that
Time=Money
Then logically
Money=Work/Knowledge
Therefore the less you know the more you earn QED
(Thu 27th Aug 2009, 14:18, More)
» Useless advice
Never Talk To Strangers
I mean how the fuck are you supposed to meet people then?
(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 10:52, More)
Never Talk To Strangers
I mean how the fuck are you supposed to meet people then?
(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 10:52, More)
» Messing with the Dark Side
Not really the dark side but
A friend of mine is a primary school teacher and apparently one of the class rooms at her school is haunted.
So one day she and one of her colleagues got absolutely pissed and decided to break into the school to hold a seance in that class room. They got about as for as crawling in one of the toilet windows when the alarm goes off. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT RUN!!!
They thought they'd got away with it but they'd forgotten that the whole school is CCTV'd up :)
Wow and these guys are teaching our children????
(Mon 24th Apr 2006, 11:38, More)
Not really the dark side but
A friend of mine is a primary school teacher and apparently one of the class rooms at her school is haunted.
So one day she and one of her colleagues got absolutely pissed and decided to break into the school to hold a seance in that class room. They got about as for as crawling in one of the toilet windows when the alarm goes off. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT RUN!!!
They thought they'd got away with it but they'd forgotten that the whole school is CCTV'd up :)
Wow and these guys are teaching our children????
(Mon 24th Apr 2006, 11:38, More)
» Get Rich Quick
Scam the scammers
My idea is to set-up a premium rate number that would work with international calls (about £50 per minute) Record a fax onto it (or possibly just set it up as a premium rate digital fax) and then hand out the number to as many Nigerian scammers as possible. Hey presto free money & no moral ambiguity. If you are interested I think you can set-up just such a line on the Cook Islands for about £100 you might as well get your .co.ck domain whilst you are at it :)
*Edit* I had also thought of doing this as a non profit enterprise by providing the Serious Fraud Offices/FBI's Fax details.
(Mon 4th Aug 2008, 12:28, More)
Scam the scammers
My idea is to set-up a premium rate number that would work with international calls (about £50 per minute) Record a fax onto it (or possibly just set it up as a premium rate digital fax) and then hand out the number to as many Nigerian scammers as possible. Hey presto free money & no moral ambiguity. If you are interested I think you can set-up just such a line on the Cook Islands for about £100 you might as well get your .co.ck domain whilst you are at it :)
*Edit* I had also thought of doing this as a non profit enterprise by providing the Serious Fraud Offices/FBI's Fax details.
(Mon 4th Aug 2008, 12:28, More)