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Visit my webpage and get some crazy Eastenders dance music that I made:

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woo! to the mods! my first FP! Thanks!
(Mon 10th Nov 2003, 22:25, More)

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» Slang Survey

Some stuff being used in my circle of friends at present.
"I'm sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop."

"You've changed!" Said in a stern, but slightly sarcastic manner when someone won't join in and do what everyone else wants to do - now said in exactly the same way when someone actually gets changed into clean clothes.

"Bob's back brake-block broke." Something has gone wrong.

"Little fella." refers to a certain something one might require when going out clubbing for the evening.
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 20:29, More)

» Toilets

Sign in disabled toilet . . .
I work at a newspaper print centre, where we have ample toilet facilities. There is even a special, completely seperate disabled toilet. Often used by all and sundry as we have no disabled workers. Once the toilet became blocked - now we have a sign on the wall in there which reads "Please do not flush plastic cups down this toilet". I always wonder why the hell anyone would have done this?!
(Sat 3rd Sep 2005, 17:25, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Bananas . . .
I think I must be quite rare for not liking bananas - and it bothers me somewhat cos I know they are good for you. However, it's not quite so much the taste, I can eat dried banana chips: it's the foul and disgusting texture and grim smell that makes me want to vom. If banana gets in my mouth I start to urge and find the whole experience quite upsetting.
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 17:55, More)