b3ta.com user Nile
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I am an actual real-life ladyperson.
I'm Swedish.
I live in the UK with my LOLINTERNETBOYFRIEND.

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» You're a moviestar baby

Particularly embarrassing
When I was but a wee girl, I went to a stage school where we put on a play every year. One year the local TV company decided to film us. Luckily I played a very small part (well, actually, I played the violin in the background) but in the finishing sequence we are all on stage singing away. The TV people decided that my face was a good one to zoom in on at that point. I didn't know it was being shown on national TV until years later when somebody came up to me telling me that they'd seen me on telly the day before.
Luckily this was all in Sweden so I can forget all about it. Until this day, that is. Never got a penny for it, either.
(Tue 16th Nov 2004, 21:44, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

I'm very clumsy
I once sprinted into the back of a wheelbarrow (it was dark) and am told I did a spectacular somersault before landing rather heavily on my arm. Amazingly it wasn't broken, but that didn't stop me from spending the whole next day sat in A&E waiting for an x-ray.

Years before that, when I was still at school, I decided to walk along a wooden fence and fell off, legs akimbo. That prompted some very impressive spurting of blood from my nether regions. Days later a bloke in my year did the same thing and was off school for a week.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 14:43, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Last week
I had to force my colleague to phone a Mr Mungay for me, as I would most likely have called him Bumgay.
I also have customers called Adam Spade and Andrew Corps - both funeral directors. Oh, how I laughed.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 13:57, More)