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» My Wanking Disasters
In the bath
My favourite was always to give my self a good 'cleaning' in the bath. Look, it's mine, i'll wash it as fast as I like.
Anyway, on this occasion, post-frap, I had dunked my head in the water afterwards, and then got out of the bath.
10 mins later, talking to my dad in the kitchen. he tells me i've still got some soap stuck in my fringe.
It wasn't soap. *cringe*
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 13:25, More)
In the bath
My favourite was always to give my self a good 'cleaning' in the bath. Look, it's mine, i'll wash it as fast as I like.
Anyway, on this occasion, post-frap, I had dunked my head in the water afterwards, and then got out of the bath.
10 mins later, talking to my dad in the kitchen. he tells me i've still got some soap stuck in my fringe.
It wasn't soap. *cringe*
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 13:25, More)
» Old stuff I still know
I can still...
... sing the Supergran theme tune word perfect. I am 35 and it hasn't been on telly for 27 years.
(Sun 3rd Jul 2011, 19:25, More)
I can still...
... sing the Supergran theme tune word perfect. I am 35 and it hasn't been on telly for 27 years.
(Sun 3rd Jul 2011, 19:25, More)
» Teenage Poetry
My Po-yum
Spring has sprung,
the grass has ris.
I wonder where the birdies is?
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 16:56, More)
My Po-yum
Spring has sprung,
the grass has ris.
I wonder where the birdies is?
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 16:56, More)
» Teenage Poetry
skins
My one skin goes over my two skin,
My two skin goes over my three.
My three skin goes over my foreskin,
So pull back my foreskin for me.
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 16:58, More)
skins
My one skin goes over my two skin,
My two skin goes over my three.
My three skin goes over my foreskin,
So pull back my foreskin for me.
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 16:58, More)