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msn me if you like
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i'll be happy to answer any of your questions

My site is where stuff can be found. Stuff like the stuff below and also other stuff. STUFF!

Proud member (innuendo intentional)

Phone phobic *shudders*

Have a drink on me

kingsuperspecial done me a black and white. isn't it ace?

I got zombified by the great happytoast!


I got cyborgified by the equally great bilbobarneybobs!

AND i finally asked IVV to vectorise me. she's so awesome i think she may be a deity!

IVV and I had a kind of contest, we drew each others eye.
This is her drawing of mine.
It's better than my drawing of hers!

And this is my drawing of hers

Laird Dave Draws has vectorised me too

bilbobarneybobs artified me

com pro




Playstation 1



Mrs Trellis

Mrs Trellis again, this time with her dog



Dixon again


Wasted industries

Wasted industries again

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Captain Wow


My eye

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Recent front page messages:

Very quick and very dirty

(Fri 29th Dec 2006, 13:45, More)


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Best answers to questions:

» Best Graffiti Ever

Seen in The Universal bars toilets in Glasgow
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has spotted the same graffitti in a different pub in Glasgow!
it's an epidemic!
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:30, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Two paedos on a park bench and a 7 year old girl walks by,
one turns to the other and says "I bet she was alright in her day"
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 0:09, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

How do you get a clown off a swing?
Hit him in the face with an axe.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 0:07, More)

» Posh

I work in a post office/general store thing
and we have a customer called Mrs Villiers. she is a lovely lady but she's posher than the queens poshest friend, in fact I think she may have royal blood. one day in the shop she was posting letters to Lady this and Lord that when the postman came in behind her to collect the mail, as she spotted my mums dog (who comes to work sometimes) she said "oh, what a lovely hound" in the poshest accent you've ever heard. cue mad childish sniggering from the postman waiting in line behind her. she turned round and gave him the most withering look and then flounced out the door calling for her children to follow her. her children were called something outrageously posh like clitorissa and hermione-tara-boomdeeay
(Fri 16th Sep 2005, 21:42, More)

» Beautiful Moments

i've had two beatiful moments
the first was on a bus to London. it was a night bus and just as the sun was coming up in the morning the bus was silent as i was the only passenger awake. i looked out the window and there was a thick blanket of fog low to the ground. as i was looking at the passing fields two horses floated out of the fog galloping along on a cloud in complete silence.
the second was when one day i left the house to go to work and it had snowed heavily over night and was still snowing. i lived in a small village at the time and so far i was the first person to have been out in the snow. it was a pefect pristine white. no footprints, no tyre tracks, nothing. i had an umbrella with me so as i walked along the snow wasn't touching me. it was as if i was watching a beatiful scene from somewhere else. on this occasion the complete silence also added to the moment.
(Sat 12th Mar 2005, 23:46, More)
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