» Pretentious bollocks

Ahem
www.tate.org.uk/modern/exhibitions/raisedawareness/wilding.htm
"This is a drawing of a view through an aperture. The linear shape is a kind of a keyhole through which we can see a cluster of little studs. These are derived from the shape of the little hard green stars on top of an orange, the bit where stalk would have attached. They are arranged into a sort of a constellation pattern. The dome shape of the top of this object also looks a bit like the shape of an orange.

The lines of the drawing also form other shapes. The parts on the right look a bit like a bird’s beak. The lines in the lower part of the drawing look like a bird’s neck. Overall, the aperture shape even looks like a priest’s hat, with a shallow dome and a wide broad brim.

All sorts of visual objects are referred to in this drawing, which purposefully has no narrative."

It's a meaningless bunch of lines and dots that look vaguely like stuff.
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 22:28, More)

» I'm an expert

Hmmm
As a student, I'm not an expert at anything academic yet. However, I am studying Physics (watching ice melt), Calculus (which is suprisingly easy), Computer Science (pah, JAVA), Japanese (bukkake ga suki desu ka?), English (which proves that Thomas Hardy is an illiterate prick), Business/Management (where we learn that money motivates people), and Theory of Knowledge (where True Justified Belief is required of everything, including itself).

I am also an expert at turning my (definitely legal) girlfriend on and getting her to pose for (legal) erotic photographs.
(Sat 25th Jun 2005, 19:24, More)

» Irrational Fears

Heartbeats.
You know that "thud-thud....thud-thud...thud-thud..." sound? Like at the Millenium Dome's old exhibit, "The Body"? Like in Final Fantasy 7 in the "jenova" sections? Like they occasionally use on adverts to build tension? It usually makes me want to throw up.

Also, having anthing wrapped around my wrist. I can't wear watches because I get so freaked out. The only things I can wear around my wrists are those wide-strapped leather punk bracelet things. Those don't bother me much. If I'm not irrational.... I honestly don't know who is
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 19:01, More)

» Little things that turn you on

All.
Yup. I'm a bisexual, everyfetish loving freak. With a real thing for fur and leather. Oh, and the whole transparent clothing thing, especially when such transparency comes about as a result of water or turnedonness. Chokers good. Bondage is alright with me. Cosplay is yummy. Add handcuffs. Blondes are nice; girls in REALLY girly outfits, or girls in a tight T-shirt and jeans... whew. Same goes for guys - I like soft, dorky guys. Cuddlable but screwable is a must all round. Slight thing for American accents; southern or northern, both are nice. Asian girls are okay, they just need a bicycle pump for their chests :D Oh, and if they're completely empathic would help. They gotta be able to share EVERYTHING with me - even if not always.
Oh, and guys as girls and girls as guys? That's yum. Oooh, threeways. Must try someday.

I DO NOT have the following fetishes:
-Smoking
-Pregnancy
-Scat/Watersports
-Necro
-Feet

that is all.
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 1:25, More)