» World's Sickest Joke

I haven't read all this yet, apologies if it's here already...
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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants?

Chernobyl Fallout

(not the sickest I know, so it doesn't really answer the question)


Why did the chicken go to a seance?
To get to the other side.
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 0:23, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

My folks once told me...
... that if I didn't read all the previous posts in a B3ta thread, I might post the same shite story about ice-cream vans as everybody else.
)But then again, I lived in the sticks - and ice-cream vans never came out our way - so maybe I'm just jealous :o(

They told my sister that we were having mutton for sunday dinner, instead of her favourite little Lambykins - she didn't twig for ages - and by then the minty-goodness was too much to resist!
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 23:41, More)

» Office Christmas Parties

We've been banned
from having a (small and rather insignificant - it's normally hidden in a corner, and only about 15" tall) Christmas tree in our library.

Something to do with Leeds Uni being multicultural.

or something.

They never let us know the real reason.

Humbug.
(Fri 17th Dec 2004, 0:04, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Mushrooms
Anything that can theoretically grow on your foot can't be good for you.
And they ming too.

So there.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 19:13, More)