"I reveal my inmost self unto my god."


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Satire


Ohh FP - thanky :D
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The original was filmed in Liverpool - Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Beards'

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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the potential of the Slamdunk.

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Now come on Bill try to colour within the lines

"CAAAAAANNN'T!!!"

also a little present from maidenart.co.uk www.b3tards.com/u/c5209db0bd1d8ae310e5/kirk_khaaaaaan!.gif
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Buy your own Omen Home-Safety Trampoline in case of those everyday accidents or spawn of Satan

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Catastrophic - 9/11 Truth

/driving the bus to Hull
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Slurp, seems some Bob Martin's are in order

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Police employ new weapon against rioters

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Good Shot, NoJob!

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"What's that Bones, Free Porn available on the Interwebs?"

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That took ages...

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haha

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Cat are so smug!

cfb
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Back to da Foochar!

(Sat 21st Nov 2009, 13:23, More)

'ningles ppl

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nyom nyom nyom

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Emo Sprout

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Aiiieeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaa!

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"Your mother sucks jelly-babies in hell!"

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woo a fp thank you so much :)
(Fri 19th Nov 2004, 21:55, More)

Errr... ummmm... I... errrr... ummmm.. present... this errrr... thing... ummm

woo an fp - thanks everso muchly :)
(Sat 25th Sep 2004, 23:25, More)

Darn Dungeons & Dragons

(Sun 29th Aug 2004, 23:07, More)

Mind the Cliffs

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Even in death there is no escape

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The inventor of the wheel

cfb
(Tue 11th May 2004, 10:51, More)

Oh it's nearly Easter

What type of Easter Egg will I get, I wonder?

cfb
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Ticket to London Bridge please

(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 22:03, More)

Ewwwwww.... there is more to the Dark Side than anyone can imagine

previously
yay an fp - I thank you dearly
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 16:42, More)

Albert Gorillastein always seemed to be rushing to work

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... ummm

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More in the talk-like-a-businessman series

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Keeping the talk-like-a-businessman theme going

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» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

Remember fly paper - that sticky roll of paper you hang up and
flies, moths and wasp get stuck to it. Why have we never made a very big one of these to catch UFOs and hostile enemy stealth planes. Hang it from a very tall tower and see what we can catch. Proof of life from other planets could be just a sticky roll of paper away!
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 0:19, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

As a Home Carer for the Elderly many of my 'cilents'
(as Social Services like to call them - Old Gits is what I call them) are always doing and saying the most stupidest things. One day prior to the Bank Holiday I was asked if I minded going to the newsagents to get the old dear 2 copies of The Mirror. When I asked her why she required two copies she said "Just in case I can't get one on the Bank Hoilday!"
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 22:56, More)

» Petty Sabotage

I like to hide weapons of mass destruction in
small countries to fool CIA satelite probes, then when the satelite has passed out of range I then quickly remove them. The hilarity that's caused by international uproar, it never gets old!
(Mon 9th May 2005, 11:17, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

A group of down-syndrome children are given a test by their teacher
"Now class whomever can clap their hands together wins this Cornetto."
The class all attempt to clap their hands to no avail and lots of arm waving this way and that. Until from the back of the class comes the sound "Clap... mmmmmghghhhhgg!"

"Ahah, Jonhny well done here is your cornetto."
to which Johnny promptly stick it in his eye.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:39, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What was Princess Diana's favourite brand of shampoo
"Head & Shoulders" they know because they found hers on the dashboard.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:33, More)