» Mistaken Identity

Twice by two seperate people who didn't know each other...


Although this was about 5 years ago, I hope to god that I don't any more.
(Sat 2nd Jun 2007, 22:54, More)

» IT Support

Some of my worst experiences.
User: "I've filled it [the printer] up with paper, but still nothing is coming out!"
Me: *Opens paper tray, looks inside*
Me: "Yeah... you have to take the paper out of its packaging first."

Me: "Why is your monitor upside down?"
User: "Someone rotated the display, but I don't know how to get it back"

User: "For the last week half my internet screen has been missing, it's your system, you need to come up here and sort it out."
Me: *Goes upstairs*
Me: *Closes favourites bar*
User: "Oh..."
(Mon 28th Sep 2009, 18:26, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

Highly Embarrassing
I was working at a well known retailers head office doing a bit of PC support summer work while I was at university.

Anyway one of the guys in the office thought it would be an excellent idea to take a couple of us temps down to a strip club during lunchtime. I had never been to a strip club before and was pretty surprised in what I was about to see… full frontal spreading nudity was this legal!? How come I’ve never been to a place like this before!! A few of beers and steadily running out of change to put in the ladies collection pots we decided to leave.
Back at the office I was a bit drunk and pretty horny, so I thought it would be a good idea to go relieve myself in the bog (hey who would know). After doing the business I washed my hands (i say that but i cant remember) and headed in back to work. For the rest of that day didn't really notice anything out of the ordinary.

Since leaving uni I now have a (better) job in a different department on the same site so I went over to catch up with the guys from yesteryear… after the usual small talk a guy well known for being a muppet mentioned I should have checked my trousers after coming back from the toilets that day, Jesus - the amount of howling and laughter that erupted at that moment from men, women and bosses nearly caused me to curl up and die.

Id give a moral to the story but I’m sure you already know it now. Damn…!
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 19:09, More)

» My computer gave away my secrets

Nasty memorys
Back in the Win98 days Paint Shop Pro had a thumbnail browser, I showed my mum how to view our lovely holiday pictures using it.
Little did i realise it keeps the directory last viewed.
One day my mum invites a neighbour over to view the family photos, and all my lovely dildo infested honeys scroll down the screen...
I think she got real pleasure telling everyone over dinner what she found earlier, ffs.
(Sun 12th Feb 2006, 1:55, More)

» Pubs

Well what do you know!
A couple of mates and I are currently touring all pubs around our local Kingston Upon Thames, there have been some strange stories.

kingstonpubguide.blogspot.com/

Some of my faves are The Cocoanut and The Willoughby Arms.
Feel free to leave as many sarcastic comments as you like :)
(Wed 11th Feb 2009, 18:57, More)