» Dad Jokes

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Every time i bring a new Girlfriend or just a friend who is female round, my dad always says, "she's not as bad as you said".

quite funny for the first 6 times
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 12:55, More)

» Breakin' The Law

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I was about 14 at the time, and i was camping with friends in a neighbours garden (pretty extreme stuff), and next to this garden was a large hotel/pub. So we were loitering round the pub and we noticed a very big window, which looked in on the ladies toilets, so naturally being adolescents we where hanging around there for about 2 hrs.

Then a car came round the corner and we suspected it was the landlord, so we scarpered. Me and the others legged it, the car followed, and just as it came round the corner i jumped into a bush. Upon landing i saw it was a cop car, the type that has police dogs in, (quite good drivers).

Anyway they killed all my friends and they had no idea i was hiding in the bush at the time, watching the slaughter, but they eventually noticed me and took my eyes.. the barstards.
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 13:39, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Worst song EVER
Little Tommy - By Chicken Shed.... Brilliantly funky, yet subtly awful.

But its all for a good cause
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 10:08, More)