The result of too much time working on the same movie in flash.

original
edit/ If its inobvious, that is a poor representation of an elephant's trunk at the end.

wow! FPed! Ta muchly!
(Sun 4th Jul 2004, 0:53, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

lentil grattan.
and for those who don't know what that is, heres a quick recipe:
take one small baby, a bag of lentils and some cheese.
fill the baby's nappy with lentils and leave for 2-3 days.
empty the nappy sludge into a dish and smother with grated cheese.
bake in oven.

enjoy.

P.S. Ostrich is very nice indeed.

P.P.S. Green peppers are foul.

P.P.P.S. as are any colour cooked peppers...
they have the texture of partially skinned slugs

P.P.P.P.S. and marmite. tar in a jar.

P.P.P.P.P.S. Peanut butter's not so bad...
it's just so damn dry...
and my girlfriend says i can't eat peanuts...

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Beans. The ones that you don't eat in the pod. They're like little pellets of bitter flour.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S I despise celery. and it's bigger badder cousin, fennel.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Berries. They lure you in looking all succulent and sweet, and then turn out to be as bitter as hell and full of gritty little seeds.
(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 11:30, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

oops...
i managed to give my girlfriend the impression that i had never loved her and that i would be happier with her best friend (not the case).

Fucksocks.
(Tue 20th Apr 2004, 22:38, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Teresa Brown
is a good one.

especially wen her maiden name was Green.

but that's coming from Haddon Edward Chippington Derrick.

and yes, that is my real name.
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 0:47, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

I used to go up to the woods with some mates...
we generally started small fires...
untill i realised what a goldmine my garage was for explosives/fuel

i began ocasionally stealing an old coke bottle ful of petrol or meths to muck around with (producing some pretty walls of flame and some interesting firebombs)

this eventually lead to one occasion when i found a tin of propane/butane - the sort of can you get for a blowtorch - the one with the concave base that was a seperate bit of metal..

we started a fire and threw in the can - nothing happened - so when the fire had died down i was given the task of retriving the thing. by this point the base was well and truly convex... having being pushed out by the expanding gas. we decided to make a purpose built fire in the middle of the path...

this resulted in a huge bang and a 4m diameter fireball. enough said.

/Edit - just so's you know. i was 14 at the time.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 23:46, More)

» Slang Survey

worryingly
i have been overusing the phrase "WOO!" (often shouted loudly accompanied by a mockery of the first and little finger gesture with both hands) as a celabratory expression. the use of "Woo!" has caught on with my non b3tan friends too. On a similar note, something that is extremely dull is described as "wooyaynessless"

Also, a ladies bits are known as her "birthday cake" and since a friend overheard someone sleeptalking (i quote: "i'll do the washing up when i've finished masturbating") playing with yourself has been known as "washing up".

Not slang, but my sister still said "splitting image" and "taken for grantage" at the age of 17.
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 20:16, More)