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i am a freelance medical writer, you can give me work
ta! sweary fingers | the licky money
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 15:09, More)
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Recent front page messages:
i am a freelance medical writer, you can give me work
ta! sweary fingers | the licky money
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 15:09, More)
Luke: I saw part of the message he was...
Ben: I seem to have found it...
sweary fingers | more stuff
(Thu 30th Dec 2004, 22:34, More)
Ben: I seem to have found it...
sweary fingers | more stuff
(Thu 30th Dec 2004, 22:34, More)
to you! to me!
cfb ta! perfect considering the day we're having more stuff
btw, i'm being made redundant. well, in the way that my company is being dissolved. anyone got any jobs? bit of writing, bit of web stuff, photoshop, flash?
ps, barry is really paul's dad
(Thu 22nd Jul 2004, 11:55, More)
cfb ta! perfect considering the day we're having more stuff
btw, i'm being made redundant. well, in the way that my company is being dissolved. anyone got any jobs? bit of writing, bit of web stuff, photoshop, flash?
ps, barry is really paul's dad
(Thu 22nd Jul 2004, 11:55, More)
while i'm on ancient memes
haha! 2 FPs in 2 days, you flatter me sirra!
click like it's going out of fashion
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 20:59, More)
haha! 2 FPs in 2 days, you flatter me sirra!
click like it's going out of fashion
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 20:59, More)
nothing could spoil such a beautiful, romantic evening...
made betterer, right, i'm off to a pointless meeting, don't touch anything until i get back...
(Wed 10th Sep 2003, 9:53, More)
made betterer, right, i'm off to a pointless meeting, don't touch anything until i get back...
(Wed 10th Sep 2003, 9:53, More)
i see the iraqis have captured two more british airmen
it makes me sick when they parade them on tv like that...
(Thu 27th Mar 2003, 10:34, More)
it makes me sick when they parade them on tv like that...
(Thu 27th Mar 2003, 10:34, More)
i thought my phone bills had been high this month...
*grrk...hummus...levels...low...*
(Sun 15th Dec 2002, 13:37, More)
*grrk...hummus...levels...low...*
(Sun 15th Dec 2002, 13:37, More)
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» Irrational Fears
war of the worlds - the musical
i guess it started with that bloody ooolaah noise the martians make. scared the hell out of me as a kid. to this day pretty much any of the songs from the album give me the willies.
no grown man should be scared of a david essex record.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 14:14, More)
war of the worlds - the musical
i guess it started with that bloody ooolaah noise the martians make. scared the hell out of me as a kid. to this day pretty much any of the songs from the album give me the willies.
no grown man should be scared of a david essex record.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 14:14, More)
» Dad Jokes
actually, to be fair to my dad, his april fool's jokes can be quite good
he works in a path lab in a hospital - part of the work involves testing peoples *ahem* samples for bacteria and the like.
his most famous jape was filling a stool sample pot with chocolate mousse and sesame seeds and adding it to the rack to go into the incubator (or whatever, bloody hell, i'm not a doctor!).
when it's time to do whatever to this particular sample, he shows this pot of 'poo' with seeds in to his various colleagues, making comments on how unusual it is, how in all his 40 years he'd never seen anything like it and so on.
when he's got everyone's attention, he opens the pot, takes out the little spoon attachment and eats some. making "oooh, how interesting" noises.
you can imagine the hilarity that ensues...
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 11:40, More)
actually, to be fair to my dad, his april fool's jokes can be quite good
he works in a path lab in a hospital - part of the work involves testing peoples *ahem* samples for bacteria and the like.
his most famous jape was filling a stool sample pot with chocolate mousse and sesame seeds and adding it to the rack to go into the incubator (or whatever, bloody hell, i'm not a doctor!).
when it's time to do whatever to this particular sample, he shows this pot of 'poo' with seeds in to his various colleagues, making comments on how unusual it is, how in all his 40 years he'd never seen anything like it and so on.
when he's got everyone's attention, he opens the pot, takes out the little spoon attachment and eats some. making "oooh, how interesting" noises.
you can imagine the hilarity that ensues...
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 11:40, More)
» Little things that turn you on
it might not be that weird
but attractive girls in really good suits. i actually quite like girls with very short hair as well. and girls that drive with confidence.
now that i think about it. does this mean i'm living a lie and should just fancy men?
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 20:46, More)
it might not be that weird
but attractive girls in really good suits. i actually quite like girls with very short hair as well. and girls that drive with confidence.
now that i think about it. does this mean i'm living a lie and should just fancy men?
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 20:46, More)
» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?
actually, i've just thought...
early-90s indie club in manchester. me, some chums, too may bottles of newcastle brown. who should we spy, but the actor formerly known as Terry Duckworth (from Coronation Street). I wander over. "are you Terry Duckworth?" I ask. "fuck off" says Terry Duckworth.
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 20:40, More)
actually, i've just thought...
early-90s indie club in manchester. me, some chums, too may bottles of newcastle brown. who should we spy, but the actor formerly known as Terry Duckworth (from Coronation Street). I wander over. "are you Terry Duckworth?" I ask. "fuck off" says Terry Duckworth.
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 20:40, More)
» LOL Bigots
I was visiting the folks this last weekend
We popped out to a garden centre so my mum could buy something, and being old they wanted a cup of tea. In the cafe was a young family with twin children, everyone was obviously cooing over them.
We left about the same time as the family, and as we were getting to the car the lady who had parked next to us with old mother in tow, said to my dad in passing. "Oooh, I always wanted twins", her mother snorted.
The woman then proceeded to say "I always quite fancied black twins too", her mother looked on, "but I didn't like the idea of what I'd have to do to get them..." and nodded knowingly.
(Wed 27th Feb 2013, 16:07, More)
I was visiting the folks this last weekend
We popped out to a garden centre so my mum could buy something, and being old they wanted a cup of tea. In the cafe was a young family with twin children, everyone was obviously cooing over them.
We left about the same time as the family, and as we were getting to the car the lady who had parked next to us with old mother in tow, said to my dad in passing. "Oooh, I always wanted twins", her mother snorted.
The woman then proceeded to say "I always quite fancied black twins too", her mother looked on, "but I didn't like the idea of what I'd have to do to get them..." and nodded knowingly.
(Wed 27th Feb 2013, 16:07, More)