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» I just don't get it
Wankers
I work in a bank and at 5pm everyday we lock the doors. Why is it that people still walk up to the automatic doors and wait for them to open, then when they don't open they bang on the door to ask if we are closed? Isn't it fucking obvious?
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 23:50, More)
Wankers
I work in a bank and at 5pm everyday we lock the doors. Why is it that people still walk up to the automatic doors and wait for them to open, then when they don't open they bang on the door to ask if we are closed? Isn't it fucking obvious?
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 23:50, More)
» Have you ever started a fire?
Neighbours... (edit: just realised this is a bit lame - it was funnier at the time!)
Our neighbours decided to burn some garden refuse with the aid of 5 litres of petrol. The poured the majority of the petrol onto the pile of leaves and then trickled a fuse of petrol up the garden to the front of their house. They lit it and the force of the petrol catching was enough to knock them all off their feet and made our house shake - and it rained leaves for about an hour.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 13:06, More)
Neighbours... (edit: just realised this is a bit lame - it was funnier at the time!)
Our neighbours decided to burn some garden refuse with the aid of 5 litres of petrol. The poured the majority of the petrol onto the pile of leaves and then trickled a fuse of petrol up the garden to the front of their house. They lit it and the force of the petrol catching was enough to knock them all off their feet and made our house shake - and it rained leaves for about an hour.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 13:06, More)
» Slang Survey
Blasphemers....
Be contumacious with your blaspheming and say "Cheese 'n Rice" instead of "Jesus Christ"!
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 13:13, More)
Blasphemers....
Be contumacious with your blaspheming and say "Cheese 'n Rice" instead of "Jesus Christ"!
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 13:13, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Chicken Livers
My mother and sister loved Chicken Livers, but I depised the awful things (still do). To save cooking two meals - whenever they fancied chicken livers, she used to tell me it was Buffalo Meat. I still didn't like it though and grew up hating Buffalo meat too.
(Tue 20th Jan 2004, 13:31, More)
Chicken Livers
My mother and sister loved Chicken Livers, but I depised the awful things (still do). To save cooking two meals - whenever they fancied chicken livers, she used to tell me it was Buffalo Meat. I still didn't like it though and grew up hating Buffalo meat too.
(Tue 20th Jan 2004, 13:31, More)