Profile for manwithunderpantsonhead:
My name is James and I have a JOB! In LON-DON! This means I can't post to b3ta much, as for some reason b3ta is blocked at work. If I were a cardiologist, I'd make a joke about beta-blockers now. But I'm not.
Me, as I would have appeared in the 1930s:
I used to be in the Nottingham University Gilbert & Sullivan Society, who put on many good shows:
Happy times.
Some of my stuff:
I wrote the words for the Google song! As seen in the b3ta newsletter! Singing and animation by giant_squid, a.k.a. Ed.
RIP Clement Freud
In a world without electricity:
Web-crawling robots
Films:
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Newsmashes:
The magnetic sheep:
Where milkshake comes from:
I wish life were glamorous, like in the movies:
Looking on the bright side:
Playing the asylum card
Well hello...
A money making scheme
Print, cut out and spend!
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
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- a member for 20 years, 5 months and 23 days
- has posted 3795 messages on the main board
- (of which 5 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 20 messages on the talk board
- has posted 11 messages on the links board
- (including 3 links)
- has posted 11 stories and 1 replies on question of the week
- They liked 141 pictures, 1 links, 0 talk posts, and 10 qotw answers.
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My name is James and I have a JOB! In LON-DON! This means I can't post to b3ta much, as for some reason b3ta is blocked at work. If I were a cardiologist, I'd make a joke about beta-blockers now. But I'm not.
Me, as I would have appeared in the 1930s:
I used to be in the Nottingham University Gilbert & Sullivan Society, who put on many good shows:
Happy times.
Some of my stuff:
I wrote the words for the Google song! As seen in the b3ta newsletter! Singing and animation by giant_squid, a.k.a. Ed.
RIP Clement Freud
In a world without electricity:
Web-crawling robots
Films:
click for embiggenification
Newsmashes:
The magnetic sheep:
Where milkshake comes from:
I wish life were glamorous, like in the movies:
Looking on the bright side:
Playing the asylum card
Well hello...
A money making scheme
Print, cut out and spend!
Recent front page messages:
election satire
only just realised this was the actual challenge! so have compoed it. Hard.
(Mon 12th Apr 2010, 11:20, More)
only just realised this was the actual challenge! so have compoed it. Hard.
(Mon 12th Apr 2010, 11:20, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Strange things you've been paid to do
a PhD
so far as I can tell, my job involves keeping a chair warm. 2 years in and an exemplary job has been made of it
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 11:18, More)
a PhD
so far as I can tell, my job involves keeping a chair warm. 2 years in and an exemplary job has been made of it
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 11:18, More)
» Weird Traditions
Every QOTW
I always post a really stupid smartarse reply about ice cream vans, wanking on biscuits, cups of tea and rubbing chilli into my cock.
Then I make a crack about the size of my cock.
Apologies for length.
(Mon 1st Aug 2005, 12:52, More)
Every QOTW
I always post a really stupid smartarse reply about ice cream vans, wanking on biscuits, cups of tea and rubbing chilli into my cock.
Then I make a crack about the size of my cock.
Apologies for length.
(Mon 1st Aug 2005, 12:52, More)
» Local Nutters
In Nottingham
there was a small Indian guy who used to go around groping people and telling them he wanted to be a doctor. However, sightings of this chap abruptly stopped a year ago. Nobody knows why.
On an unrelated note, apparently for about a year now there's been a small Indian guying walking around Prague groping people, demanding cheese & green pepper baguettes and telling them he's going to be a doctor.
Strange...
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:16, More)
In Nottingham
there was a small Indian guy who used to go around groping people and telling them he wanted to be a doctor. However, sightings of this chap abruptly stopped a year ago. Nobody knows why.
On an unrelated note, apparently for about a year now there's been a small Indian guying walking around Prague groping people, demanding cheese & green pepper baguettes and telling them he's going to be a doctor.
Strange...
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:16, More)
» My Worst Vomit
walking back from a house in Radford
(one of the dodgier parts of nottingham), at 1am, I left a trail of vomit all the way down Lenton Boulevard culminating in a messy splodge on my bathroom floor.
Best Valentine's Day ever.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 10:51, More)
walking back from a house in Radford
(one of the dodgier parts of nottingham), at 1am, I left a trail of vomit all the way down Lenton Boulevard culminating in a messy splodge on my bathroom floor.
Best Valentine's Day ever.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 10:51, More)
» Slang Survey
a couple:
"Riding a white horse"= sitting on the toilet.
"Earmuffs"= bra (from an episode of Only Fools and Horses in which Del, watching a porn video, said "Right, she's got her earmuffs off).
"Edible"= attractive (a long story. My (desperate, womanising) housemate had a female friend staying over, who he clearly wanted to shag. Before breakfast he said "I must be hungry, you're beginning to look edible". What a twunt.)
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 11:22, More)
a couple:
"Riding a white horse"= sitting on the toilet.
"Earmuffs"= bra (from an episode of Only Fools and Horses in which Del, watching a porn video, said "Right, she's got her earmuffs off).
"Edible"= attractive (a long story. My (desperate, womanising) housemate had a female friend staying over, who he clearly wanted to shag. Before breakfast he said "I must be hungry, you're beginning to look edible". What a twunt.)
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 11:22, More)