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» Now, there was no need for that...
Near death penis
When I was about 12 I was happily jerkin my gerkin in the shower when the brilliant idea to pull my foreskin back comes to me. Now I had neer of pulled it back untill then so I had no idea it was too tight to be pulled back. So after much heaving and water I got it back. I then realised that perhaps my bell shouldn't be slowly turning purple and then blue.
A pained and very wet young me then staggers out of the shower staring at his magical swelling bellend. Upon discovering it wont go back for love nor money I staggered into the living room and proceed to tel my mother I have a 'problem'. upon telling her and bareing all She sent my father to try and take care of it.
Now a 6'3 insanely strong bear of a man tugging on your small swollen adolescent penis is not much fun and proceeded to make me scream at a level that makes most trained opera singers look like a member of busted.
After much embarresment a trip to hospital is made. After a 1 hour wait in which doctors spend their time laughing at a drunk that was pukeing in the next bay i got seen. At which point some crazy asian magic man starts to massage my now very dark and soon to explode member and make it shrink. Alas my now shrunk pork sword still would not let the foreskin back down. Eventually the choice was made for an emergency circumcission on the grounds that if they did not act then my penis would die and drop off due to having no blood suplly. Que a day of being sick due you no fasting and several weeks of cowboy walking.
What was'nt needed was after the magic massaging doctor for 3 others to try and a attractive female nurse to be watching.
What really wasn't needed was to then be examined the next day by a doctor and several students.
No apoligies for width, girth or shape.....my girlfriend likes it.
(Sun 19th Jun 2005, 17:03, More)
Near death penis
When I was about 12 I was happily jerkin my gerkin in the shower when the brilliant idea to pull my foreskin back comes to me. Now I had neer of pulled it back untill then so I had no idea it was too tight to be pulled back. So after much heaving and water I got it back. I then realised that perhaps my bell shouldn't be slowly turning purple and then blue.
A pained and very wet young me then staggers out of the shower staring at his magical swelling bellend. Upon discovering it wont go back for love nor money I staggered into the living room and proceed to tel my mother I have a 'problem'. upon telling her and bareing all She sent my father to try and take care of it.
Now a 6'3 insanely strong bear of a man tugging on your small swollen adolescent penis is not much fun and proceeded to make me scream at a level that makes most trained opera singers look like a member of busted.
After much embarresment a trip to hospital is made. After a 1 hour wait in which doctors spend their time laughing at a drunk that was pukeing in the next bay i got seen. At which point some crazy asian magic man starts to massage my now very dark and soon to explode member and make it shrink. Alas my now shrunk pork sword still would not let the foreskin back down. Eventually the choice was made for an emergency circumcission on the grounds that if they did not act then my penis would die and drop off due to having no blood suplly. Que a day of being sick due you no fasting and several weeks of cowboy walking.
What was'nt needed was after the magic massaging doctor for 3 others to try and a attractive female nurse to be watching.
What really wasn't needed was to then be examined the next day by a doctor and several students.
No apoligies for width, girth or shape.....my girlfriend likes it.
(Sun 19th Jun 2005, 17:03, More)
» Irrational Fears
OMG just remembered!
My other phobia is of the seemingly cute and innocent moomins!!! They have such large eyes, like aliens, I used to have nightmares that they would kidnap me and make me live with them.
Ok thats all my weird fears doen with now!
Toodle pip
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 19:17, More)
OMG just remembered!
My other phobia is of the seemingly cute and innocent moomins!!! They have such large eyes, like aliens, I used to have nightmares that they would kidnap me and make me live with them.
Ok thats all my weird fears doen with now!
Toodle pip
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 19:17, More)
» Irrational Fears
Newb post!
I think I truly must have the weirdest fear. For i am afraid of soup! Its the fact its just so lumpy and nasty, it freaks me out! I can remember my gran giving me some when i was little and I ran out of the room screaming and wouldnt re-enter untill the offending warm lumpy culprit had been removed.
Thank you and goodnight!
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 19:04, More)
Newb post!
I think I truly must have the weirdest fear. For i am afraid of soup! Its the fact its just so lumpy and nasty, it freaks me out! I can remember my gran giving me some when i was little and I ran out of the room screaming and wouldnt re-enter untill the offending warm lumpy culprit had been removed.
Thank you and goodnight!
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 19:04, More)