» Irrational Fears

a few stories...
I've got a friend, who as a young girl, thought the head of patrick stewart,from star trek, lived in her toilet. so, she'd pee in the yard.

my little sis used to have irrational fears of the x-files theme song, and the beatles' Elenor Rigby. she'd cover her ears and scream,"no!no!,turn it off!"

as for me, I have the strange phobia of plastic thermoses, sport water bottles, and lunchboxes. I just think that someone MUST have vomited in them. i dont know why.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 20:43, More)

» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

technology facillitating a breakup.
i got broken up with over Aol instant messenger. because he wanted to go out with some other girl. but she never dated him anyway. and he's been pining for me the past few years.

not very interesting. but it's the only breakup i have.

edit: it was also a week before my birthday, like almost on thanksgiving. i immediately fell in love with his friend, whom i am still dating 2 and a half years later.
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 17:03, More)

» Shit Stories

When i was about 2....
i wore diapers of course. one day while alone in my room after a nap, i decided it would be a good idea to reach into my diaper and finger-paint my white bedroom door with the poopy contents. 16 years later my mom still occaisionally makes fun of me for it. I'm still an artist to this day, but my art is no longer that smelly!
(Thu 6th May 2004, 2:10, More)