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» Advice from Old People
More old gold
My Gran currently racing along to the ripe old of 93, once told me "Make sure you have lots of young friends" as she had outlived most of hers.
Well sensible I'd say.
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 5:38, More)
More old gold
My Gran currently racing along to the ripe old of 93, once told me "Make sure you have lots of young friends" as she had outlived most of hers.
Well sensible I'd say.
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 5:38, More)
» School Sports Day
Drunk at School
Somehow me and a mate worked out how to disappear from the phys ed roll, and so for two years we had about three hours a week in which to drink and smoke in the park.
Bloody bewdiful.
(Mon 3rd Apr 2006, 5:29, More)
Drunk at School
Somehow me and a mate worked out how to disappear from the phys ed roll, and so for two years we had about three hours a week in which to drink and smoke in the park.
Bloody bewdiful.
(Mon 3rd Apr 2006, 5:29, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Fitzroy
Seen in Fitzroy some time back in '96...
"She'll be blonde with no regrets"
Perfect, I don't know why.
(Wed 9th May 2007, 3:57, More)
Fitzroy
Seen in Fitzroy some time back in '96...
"She'll be blonde with no regrets"
Perfect, I don't know why.
(Wed 9th May 2007, 3:57, More)
» Mugged
Painless
Got on the booze last night, though not too severely, and when I got home, discovered I had no wallet.
I have no recollection of even being near anyone dodgey, so I blame either a) the taxi seat consuming the thing, b) the room full of russian hookers I was in, or c) the room full of England supporters I had been drinking in.
Fuck knows, but who cares. It was mostly empty.
Gentlest robbery I've ever experienced.
(Fri 16th Jun 2006, 5:02, More)
Painless
Got on the booze last night, though not too severely, and when I got home, discovered I had no wallet.
I have no recollection of even being near anyone dodgey, so I blame either a) the taxi seat consuming the thing, b) the room full of russian hookers I was in, or c) the room full of England supporters I had been drinking in.
Fuck knows, but who cares. It was mostly empty.
Gentlest robbery I've ever experienced.
(Fri 16th Jun 2006, 5:02, More)
» Missing body parts
Bloody dentists
Lemme see, my folks were convinced by a school dentist that I needed four of my brand new adult teeth pulled out (I was about 11) in order to ensure that I wouldnt need braces and I wouldnt get crooked teeth.
So they were duly removed by a bunch of trainee dentists (who used to call me swimming pool mouth due to my inability to control my own spit when jammed full of anesthetic)over a period of about two days.
Great.
Turns out later in life that my teeth are crooked anyway, just like my dads and his dads were. Fecking con artists.
I could really use those lost teeth now, having reaped the benefits of a lifelong aversion to dental work, namely decay and further extractions.
I also lost half a front toof after failing to negotiate a speed hump on a go-cart at great speed. Thank my brother for that one.
Oh yeah, and I also had these funny little baby teeth pop up before my wisdom teeth came through, when I was about 20. Very strange I thought.
It's all liquids and jelly from here on in.
(Wed 7th Jun 2006, 9:17, More)
Bloody dentists
Lemme see, my folks were convinced by a school dentist that I needed four of my brand new adult teeth pulled out (I was about 11) in order to ensure that I wouldnt need braces and I wouldnt get crooked teeth.
So they were duly removed by a bunch of trainee dentists (who used to call me swimming pool mouth due to my inability to control my own spit when jammed full of anesthetic)over a period of about two days.
Great.
Turns out later in life that my teeth are crooked anyway, just like my dads and his dads were. Fecking con artists.
I could really use those lost teeth now, having reaped the benefits of a lifelong aversion to dental work, namely decay and further extractions.
I also lost half a front toof after failing to negotiate a speed hump on a go-cart at great speed. Thank my brother for that one.
Oh yeah, and I also had these funny little baby teeth pop up before my wisdom teeth came through, when I was about 20. Very strange I thought.
It's all liquids and jelly from here on in.
(Wed 7th Jun 2006, 9:17, More)