» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Howard Marks
I was at an Edinburgh club during the festival when this old bloke in a dodgy leather jacket and a cheesy shirt came up to me and asked if I knew anyone that could get him some Es.

"Fuck off, you're a policeman" said I.

"No, I'm Howard Marks!" said he.

"And I'm the pope!" I replied. (I'm full of wit at 3am)

Howard then got out his driving license...

[rest of story deleted for legal reasons]
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 3:11, More)

» People with Stupid Names

My 2nd cousin...
...is called Jim Hall

There was also a kid at school called Justin Love
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 15:24, More)

» Slang Survey

Clamjamfry: used by me & mates...
...to describe a "not quite a fight" where there's lots of jumper pulling and shouting. Came from MacGonnagle (sp?) the Dundee "poet".

Also, cheese sandwich to describe a scoper, or cheese baguette for an extreme scoper. Addition of branston, salad etc denotes level of spackdom. Origins unknown...

And finally, when Rizla, dope, or time only allow a wee spliff, you have a single-tingle

(first post, be gentle)
(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 12:59, More)