» World's Sickest Joke

wrong wrong wrong
so there's three pregnant women sitting in a doctors' surgery, all knitting baby clothes. they're knitting and nattering away, when the first woman takes out a bottle of pills and knocks a couple back.

"what was that?" ask the other two.

"vitamin b" says the woman, "it helps with baby's development".

the other two congratulate her on her responsible approach to her pregnancy, and they carry on knitting and nattering.

the second woman takes out some pills, and swallows them. the other two ask her what they were, and she replies
"folic acid supplement - i read that they help prevent birth defects".
the other two women are very impressed with her, and they all carry on knitting and nattering.

then the third woman takes some tablets, and the other two enquire what they were.

"thalidomide", she replies, knitting busily.

the other two are horrified. "thalidomide?! don't you know what that DOES to your child?!"

"yes", she replies, "but i'm not very good at sleeves..."
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 2:19, More)

» People with Stupid Names

i hope my brother hasn't already posted this
my mum's cousin used to be the registrar for births deaths and marriages in NZ. amongst the gems that she collected from him over the years are:

Benson and Hedges (twins)
Lesbiona and Dirkshit (twins - i kid you not)
My Own Revenge
Worthy Relief
Christmas Naughty

and, my personal favourite:

Joseph Holiday Express Cocoa Bean.
(Mon 30th Aug 2004, 3:49, More)