» Best Comebacks

Over heard at work today....
MAN 1"so me bruv dug out 48ton from under the bungalow wiv a shovel,course he used a digger at the end..."
MAN 2"My uncle used to dive.one day when visiting a wreck he ran out of oxygen,saw a double door on the side of the ship and opened it..there was a lit candle there!"
MAN 1"candle underwater!FACK OFF!"
MAN 2"OK,you loose 20ton and I'll blow the candle out!"
classic.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 14:23, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

or maybe this....
a man is walking along the cliff tops when he see's a young girl sitting at the edge,crying.
"what wrong little girl?"he asks
"my brother,he fell down the cliff(sob sob)and now hes dead!"
"Oh goodness,thats terrible-do you have a sister?"
"(sob)yes,she fell down the cliff as well!"
"oh my god!wheres your mummy and daddy?"
"They all fell off and their all dead waaaaaa!"
and as the man undoes his fly,he says,
"not having much luck today,are we?"
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 15:12, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

straight to hell for this...
what did the blind,deaf mute boy get for xmas?
cancer.
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 15:03, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

dare
whats the difference between babies and water?

you cant use a pitch fork to get water out of the back of a truck.
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 15:51, More)