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Andy Capp Reload...

(Sun 9th Dec 2018, 18:50, More)

TOAP on a Rope...

(Sat 8th Dec 2018, 19:36, More)

With sympathy...

(Fri 15th Jun 2018, 19:11, More)

It's a Horror Moovie

(Sun 3rd Jun 2018, 1:02, More)

Hue Edwards

(Tue 22nd May 2018, 23:21, More)

Shirley Bindun?

(Sat 6th Jan 2018, 12:00, More)

Not too sure about 'Modern'?

(Sat 2nd Sep 2017, 16:58, More)

Oh Michael Eavis... Oh Michael Eavis...

(Sun 25th Jun 2017, 0:19, More)

Something to look forward to tomorrow - assuming you're not Welsh.

(Tue 5th Jul 2016, 18:55, More)

Boris has utilised his transferable skills to secure a new role high up in The City.

(Fri 1st Jul 2016, 20:17, More)

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» World's Sickest Joke

SMS Inbox - Thur 9th Sept 2004 19:21
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Sender: David Blunkett +442075554321
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:31, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

Blaady Ingleesh!
Trying to alleviate the boredom of the office last week, my colleagues and I decided to pass a bit of time by playing a quick game of,”who lives in the most dangerous place?” One of my colleagues has the dubious pleasure of residing in the leafy London suburb of Lewisham, so was looking like a shoo-in for the award of, “most at risk of being mugged”. However, all thoughts of competition were quickly forgotten, when we ran into this little gem while checking her score:

Check out the table of crime figures, and then the first two comments underneath.
(Sun 21st Mar 2010, 0:29, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

If I can be bothered...
I plan to invent a clock that is so small and portable that it will fit in to ones pocket - or when used in conjunction with a tiny belt or bracelet - could even be worn on ones wrist. Then when one is out and about, the time of day can be discerned by simply viewing ones own miniature portable timepiece. I propose to call my inventions the Pocketglance and the Wristglance.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 1:54, More)