» Scars with history

I have a scar on my finger
where they took out my appendix - the hard way
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 18:48, More)

» Breakin' The Law

mug-shots
As I work in retail we often get shop-lifters, and I'm sometimes invited to the Sty to view mug-shots. One time I was extremely surprised to see one of my best mate among the thieves, sex offenders, druggies, dossers and other assorted scum. It took several pints to persuade him to tell me why he'd been arrested - it was for vandalism - he'd been spotted picking a flower from a council bed. Point 1: how embarrassing - and point 2: how fucking petty...
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 2:11, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

stupid clients
I don't know about all you smug bastards who work in computers and expect normal people to understand your terminology, but when I worked for Halfords we once had a woman come in and ask for the cheese counter.
(Fri 2nd Jan 2004, 19:10, More)

» Scars with history

oh...
I also have a scart - on my DVD player (but I don't suppose that counts...)
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 18:50, More)

» Singing the wrong words

or:
I am a little bunny
My nose is rather runny
My friends all think it's funny
But it snot
(Tue 1st Feb 2005, 1:48, More)