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Fun
I don't really do the online dating thing but I do read them. They're a good read at lunch.

I do have one gripe.

People often say "I like to have fun". Really? Fun? You like to have fun??? crazy person.

One of the dictionary definitions is
"something that provides mirth or amusement".

Who doesn't like having fun? Come on, hands up.

Rant over.
(Thu 13th Sep 2007, 18:04, More)

» Useless Information

Mr Beadle
Jeremy Beadle has a small cock, but on the other hand he doesn't really
(Wed 23rd Mar 2005, 19:43, More)

» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

Poppers
Its been done a 1000 times before (or at least should have).

Back when we were in school, we used to get nasal inhalers, the type you get when you have a blocked nose from a cold. Open the things up and let them dry out overnight and then soak them in poppers.

It meant you could use them in school during lessons and if anyone questioned why you were red faced, eyes streaming and dizzy you could explain you had a terrible cold. Chemistry was so much more fun.
(Wed 25th Jul 2007, 12:15, More)

» Lies that got out of control

Neighbours
Back in the day, I once told my mother that Helen Daniels died of a heroin overdose. I've no idea why she believed me but she, and the people she told, were rather disappointed when she died in her sleep, peacefully.

Now my mother doesn't believe anything I tell her.
(Tue 17th Aug 2010, 14:42, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

Happy Days
I hate the phrase. It gets on my tits.
My new housemate says it all the time and I may punch him before the week is out.
(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 14:23, More)
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