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» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make
Head rests for Gents toilets
It's reaching the latter part of the evening, you're fast approaching that state of drunkeness where standing up is getting to be a bit of a bind, the old bladder needs emptying so off you head to the gents. That quite, peaceful moment of relief is a time of rest..... of quiet reflection. As you start to take stock of the evening's progress and enjoy the slow release of pressure from down below, you allow your head to rest against the wall.
The cold, hard, dirty wall.
It's clear to see..... What every pub / bar needs is a padded headrest above each urinal. Simple. You return to your friends feeling relieved and rested.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 15:26, More)
Head rests for Gents toilets
It's reaching the latter part of the evening, you're fast approaching that state of drunkeness where standing up is getting to be a bit of a bind, the old bladder needs emptying so off you head to the gents. That quite, peaceful moment of relief is a time of rest..... of quiet reflection. As you start to take stock of the evening's progress and enjoy the slow release of pressure from down below, you allow your head to rest against the wall.
The cold, hard, dirty wall.
It's clear to see..... What every pub / bar needs is a padded headrest above each urinal. Simple. You return to your friends feeling relieved and rested.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 15:26, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What has the Herald of Free Enterprise got in common with a prostitute?
They both lie on their side, flaps open, full of dead seamen.
(Going back a bit, i know....)
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 16:49, More)
What has the Herald of Free Enterprise got in common with a prostitute?
They both lie on their side, flaps open, full of dead seamen.
(Going back a bit, i know....)
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 16:49, More)
» Breakin' The Law
Toby
Long story short:
On piss with mate, both fucked off with life, got very very drunk on all sorts on rank drinks, went on pub crawl through village, more drinks.
Ended up meeting a bloke called Toby at the urinals (as you don't) in third pub, passed out on the table with Toby with his mates.
Came-to some time later to find self lying in pool of own vomit on the village green, with my mate, similarly lying in pool of own chuck a few metres away, with a policeman pressing a mobile phone up to my ear with my dad on the line.
Not good.
Barfed in my Dad's car and everything.
Gawd bless the law. And gawd bless Toby, wherever he is now.
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 1:30, More)
Toby
Long story short:
On piss with mate, both fucked off with life, got very very drunk on all sorts on rank drinks, went on pub crawl through village, more drinks.
Ended up meeting a bloke called Toby at the urinals (as you don't) in third pub, passed out on the table with Toby with his mates.
Came-to some time later to find self lying in pool of own vomit on the village green, with my mate, similarly lying in pool of own chuck a few metres away, with a policeman pressing a mobile phone up to my ear with my dad on the line.
Not good.
Barfed in my Dad's car and everything.
Gawd bless the law. And gawd bless Toby, wherever he is now.
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 1:30, More)